I Uhh Im Like Random Most Of The Time

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 231 People

    me:can I go to the bathroom?

    teacher: what for? me: to open THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, what do you ******* think for?
    imyourbunny imyourbunny
    16-17, F
    1 Response Mar 21, 2016
    be0urguestdisney be0urguestdisney
    18-21, F
    Dec 29, 2014
    be0urguestdisney be0urguestdisney
    18-21, F
    Dec 23, 2014
    marcadam20 marcadam20
    16-17, M
    Sep 25, 2014

    Am I still random if I'm posting random stuff

    here ? It sounds like the logical thing to me.
    deleted deleted
    Nov 21, 2014

    Do you have the every day bleh?

    it starts around noon and you just wanna go to sleep
    imyourbunny imyourbunny
    16-17, F
    Mar 21, 2016

    the only thing that keeps me from England is a.

    ) I don't know anyone there and b.) my intense hatred of peas.
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    Jun 8, 2015

    I like penguins, dragons are cool too.

    Did you know a full grown, male lions roar can reach about 4-5 miles in perimeter?
    NightWalker6676 NightWalker6676
    16-17, F
    Sep 26, 2014

    I go on here once and a great while

    and post some random crap. But i don't know. I'm board with life and I have nothing better to do. Also I've looked at my passed posts and wow I had issues. Not that I don't anymore but.....ya.
    rawrgasm rawrgasm
    18-21, F
    Oct 27, 2014

    Hi Shirt

    I found his shirt. And I can't believe it still smells like him. I'm debating on if should wash it or not.
    m3gs m3gs
    18-21, F
    Aug 13, 2013

    I like my name...If I try to fly would it work

    (NO).....what kind of music will they play at my funeral
    livelovehopefree livelovehopefree
    16-17, F
    1 Response Sep 26, 2014

    I lost 4 pounds this week by doing nothing at

    all haha, pretty proud of myself lol
    izzyyxo izzyyxo
    16-17, F
    1 Response Nov 6, 2014
    be0urguestdisney be0urguestdisney
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Dec 23, 2014

    Count Satan Claws

    OMG guys, i just had a major revelation. This should be national news, no, INTERNATIONAL NEWS! I just realized that Santa Clause is a VAMPIRE!! Dont believe me? Then lets state the facts: 1. hes been around forever, so he never ages. 2. he only comes out at night when all the lil...
    hokulani22 hokulani22
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 21, 2012
    be0urguestdisney be0urguestdisney
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 20, 2014

    I just ran out side in my pjs

    and went to the park hang out with my friends and stopped an ice cream truck lol
    Angel1Hinojosa Angel1Hinojosa
    16-17, M
    May 20, 2014
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