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    So, A Guy Walks Into A Bar...

    ... and the guy behind him said, "Dude! I told you to duck!" A fair amount of blood and 3 stitches later... What? You expected Nobel Prize quality humor?
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 3 Responses Jul 30, 2012

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    What My Ex Just Said.

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    RichHomieLex RichHomieLex 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 26

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    Annoyed..some people really pissmeoff..I hate how insensitive some people are especially when I try to always be considerate of there F-cking feelings..not only that but they never...
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    uhhh I wanna know too!! anyone?
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    these are a few journal entries i wrote when this happened there are certain things that still shock me, sometimes. today a friend of mine (we'll call him D) and i were arguing...
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    Fuckface. Well, not my name just uhhh everybody else?
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    My little sister apparently the most like me in many ways. Is a true weirdo. Her: Look into my eyes Me: uhhh what? *she grabs my face and pulls me really close.* Her: mmmm I'm...
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    I find that this happens a lot to me. I've been in a group of people, and a stranger would come straight to me to tell me their life story. Then I would find myself feeling...
    alexncohen alexncohen 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 11

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    Uhhh wouldn't it be kind of weird if I didn't?
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    Stages of people on cellphones at the theater. 1. Uhhh... rude. 2. Excuse you. 3. Yeah the nice lady's voice reminded us twice earlier to turn our phones off. 4. Shut up now or...
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