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    So, A Guy Walks Into A Bar...

    ... and the guy behind him said, "Dude! I told you to duck!" A fair amount of blood and 3 stitches later... What? You expected Nobel Prize quality humor?
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 3 Responses Jul 30, 2012

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    What My Ex Just Said.

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    RichHomieLex RichHomieLex 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 26

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    Just uhhhhh just gunna go now.... Yep
    TheAnonymousTroll TheAnonymousTroll 13-15, M Nov 22

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    Two hillbillies are sitting on their front porch, sipping on applejack when they notice there houndog hike a leg and start licking himself. One hillbilly turns to the other and...
    stupendusdude stupendusdude 46-50 1 Response Nov 22

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    I wasn't expecting to hear from my OM today...OMG! I want to break it off, but I thought I at least had at least a couple more days to psych myself for it. What do I do??? I waited...
    LightningXIII LightningXIII 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 24

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    And a friend told me today that he's noticed I'm gaining a lot of weight in the belly region... Uhhh hello I'm pregnant and almost entering my 3rd trimester. The thing is I'm still...
    Nannyxd Nannyxd 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 25

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    Wtf talk to me people I'm sobored uhhhhh.
    ThaQueen2 ThaQueen2 18-21, F Nov 28

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    Uhhhg i need some friends...
    Sourr Sourr 16-17, F 4 Responses Nov 30

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    Uhhhhh think I am going through a mid life crisis! I feel like I want to put his posters on my bedroom wall! Lmao I can imagine my daughters faces! Lmao! Those eyes have melted...
    SingToTheSiren SingToTheSiren 31-35, F Dec 3

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    BEST UPDATE YET! UPDATE #3 Today was the day I stayed after for "tutoring" and it was the best!! I arrived with my friend who was told the leave again. She said "why do I always...
    Hfms99 Hfms99 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 3

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    It's been a long 12 hours of labor. A lot of moaning and groaning in pain from the contractions! Finally the time is here, I feel the urge to push! I spread my legs and bear down...
    painfulpush painfulpush 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 9

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    I just posted my first picture in my album, and I'm sitting here freaking out because I'm so shy and . . . uhhh . . . picture of me! Maybe I should delete it . . . ?
    thewritestuff27 thewritestuff27 18-21, F 4 Responses Dec 10

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    They might as well put "Uhhh..." in front of every item on drive-thru menus
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M Dec 11

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    this might sound stupid actually but uhhhh didnt pay attention in high school during math class and studying for asvab so anyone got a good website for it or some goodsites where i...
    tones714677 tones714677 22-25, M Dec 13

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    Wow, Just timing it tooooo well, doing errands and bang (MY DREAM GUY) is in front of me. ....... well he drives faster and pulls into a coffee shop.....uhhhhh should i? NOPE...
    Frenchgal11 Frenchgal11 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    I personally feel like I don't have enough clothes and shoes for my trip but I'm packing and my suitcase is so full I can't close it....uhhhhhhh... but I LEAVE TMRW!!!! I don't...
    BelleBun93 BelleBun93 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    I get really freaking weird talking with people I hardly know or just met. My face gets red and I say oh jeez a lot and scratch my head avoiding eye contact. The worst is when you...
    TheLameOne TheLameOne 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    uhhhhhhhh. If you can do it right, it's damn near orgasmic
    Shells4Belles Shells4Belles 26-30, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Why do people call gay guys girls? Like wut? We still have di*cks just like u so yea and when they ask who's the girl In your relationship like uhhh omg wow
    unicorns345 unicorns345 13-15, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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