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I Use Improper Grammar On Purpose

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    ESL Grammar Teacher

    This sounds odd, but I teach grammar. I have been an ESL teacher for the last 7 years and a HUGE part of that is grammar. In class I can do everything ok, and explain the different between an adjective and a past participle.   But you take me out of the classroom and all...
    alienz67 alienz67 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 1, 2008

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    Wattsz Wrong With Tha Way I Typee Or Txxt.???

    Yheaa... i dnt typee or txxt lyke evryone else but Yy do uu hve to descriminatee agenst it.!!! Tht juszt makesz ppl lyke mii moree exciting &ndd uu moree boring.! x3Lhuvvsz uu to thosze of uu hoo agree.!!!
    BmzttbNpsfop BmzttbNpsfop 13-15, F Apr 24, 2011

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    Well Maybe Not On Purpose

    I have to admit that we souther people don't do the kings English like the king would have wished us to speak it. Course we don't care much for them thar kings either. Down here, if we can understand each other, that's all that matters.
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia 41-45, M 20 Responses May 31, 2008

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    Ha

    Well...It's just like that...
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 29, 2008

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    I Has A Resion.

    I talk funny to be cute, and when I feel hyper. I HAS A HYPER
    GoldDragon GoldDragon 16-17, F 6 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    Well.....

    I talks like that because i think it lets my excitable.hyper nature bleed into the umm story? sentence?? I JUST AM THAT WAY....too bad school is comming up and i have to start practicing using correct grammar....ho wellz....
    CowgirlMagic CowgirlMagic 18-21, F Sep 8, 2010

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    I sometimes unintentionally give people a different impression of my true self

    Manipulatin lingo, 'has' a man, it's all just words and a lot of people gets so wrapped up in strange detail that it detracts from their message and its meaning... oh, right.. they don't really have anything interesting to say. This is best-case scenario. Then you get the...
    JHPK JHPK 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 30, 2011

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    I quit another job & I took a "break" from college 2 years ago. What is my purpose in life? If it's being a **** up, then I have definitely succeeded with that. I hate myself for...
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    can sombody help me when to use a, the, in a grammar. and when do we not use any a/the article? please help
    bluebel27 bluebel27 18-21, F Nov 23

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    "Let me just acknowledge that the function of grammar is to make language as efficient and clear and transparent as possible. But if we’re all constantly correcting each other...
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    when do you use a/ the/an/ article in grammar. and when do we not? can somebody explain it to me.
    bluebel27 bluebel27 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 23

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    I gess that depens on what angel your looking at this from. If your suggesting that If I told u I take for granite people's bad grammer... More paciffically, how there allways...
    secretme1970 secretme1970 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 10

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    I agree I hate spelling and grammar police
    horneybear79912 horneybear79912 36-40, M Dec 1

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    Why is it so difficult to find people who can type and speak properly? How hard is it to add a comma where it is needed, capitalize the first letter in a sentence, or add the...
    TheAlbinoGirl TheAlbinoGirl 18-21, F 44 Responses 3 days ago

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    ...on the move. So gotta keep your gates locked. I will huff and puff and knock you down with spelling and grammar corrections because I can. :P
    10Scorpio96 10Scorpio96 18-21 3 days ago

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    If you can't figure out how to use proper English in an experience, I'm sorry. I'd like to help, but your writing gives me a headache.
    ftmFreddy ftmFreddy 18-21, T 1 Response Nov 23

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    Im from chile, i speak spanish, But for an accident i cant make some sounds, /r/ And /L/ is so stressing, im afraid to talk sometimes cuz i nobody understand me, when i speak And...
    yoursorrow yoursorrow 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 3

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    Here is my theory: I think the reason we can't seem to figure this out is because we humans are so self-centered that we always think "what is the purpose of MY life" and "why do...
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    Ever since I quit religion and am free from those bindings, I look for purpose in everything. Perhaps it is my new found love for science or rather finding meaning in everything...
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    The purpose of a woman is to live her life the way she wants to- not to have children because it is her "purpose."
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    I have a purpose. I am writing with a purpose.
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