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I Use Improper Grammar On Purpose

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    Well Maybe Not On Purpose

    I have to admit that we souther people don't do the kings English like the king would have wished us to speak it. Course we don't care much for them thar kings either. Down here, if we can understand each other, that's all that matters.
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia 41-45, M 20 Responses May 31, 2008

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    I sometimes unintentionally give people a different impression of my true self

    Manipulatin lingo, 'has' a man, it's all just words and a lot of people gets so wrapped up in strange detail that it detracts from their message and its meaning... oh, right.. they don't really have anything interesting to say. This is best-case scenario. Then you get the...
    JHPK JHPK 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 30, 2011

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    ESL Grammar Teacher

    This sounds odd, but I teach grammar. I have been an ESL teacher for the last 7 years and a HUGE part of that is grammar. In class I can do everything ok, and explain the different between an adjective and a past participle.   But you take me out of the classroom and all...
    alienz67 alienz67 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 1, 2008

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    Well.....

    I talks like that because i think it lets my excitable.hyper nature bleed into the umm story? sentence?? I JUST AM THAT WAY....too bad school is comming up and i have to start practicing using correct grammar....ho wellz....
    CowgirlMagic CowgirlMagic 18-21, F Sep 8, 2010

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    Wattsz Wrong With Tha Way I Typee Or Txxt.???

    Yheaa... i dnt typee or txxt lyke evryone else but Yy do uu hve to descriminatee agenst it.!!! Tht juszt makesz ppl lyke mii moree exciting &ndd uu moree boring.! x3Lhuvvsz uu to thosze of uu hoo agree.!!!
    BmzttbNpsfop BmzttbNpsfop 13-15, F Apr 24, 2011

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    Ha

    Well...It's just like that...
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 29, 2008

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    I Has A Resion.

    I talk funny to be cute, and when I feel hyper. I HAS A HYPER
    GoldDragon GoldDragon 16-17, F 6 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    I have a degree in English composition and linguistics. I think when writing one should use proper grammar. But, when speaking one should use the colloquial of the audience.
    mickeymic mickeymic 46-50, M Jan 10

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    I was recently editing a Wiki article, and another user corrected a sentence I typed. The editor made some mistakes of his own, but I'm not sure whether or not I was wrong in the...
    DoctorOBlivion DoctorOBlivion 26-30, M 6 Responses Jan 17

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    So this guy came to visit my mom yesterday. I brought him drinks and as i was leaving, he spoke to me. Now, understand that English is my third language and that of everyone else...
    Dyliar Dyliar 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 8

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    Should Cells be used in class? ---------------------------------- Well... it depends. It depends on what you're using it for. Yeah, there are quite the plethora of us who sneak a...
    HannahMarieX HannahMarieX 18-21 Jan 14

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    I dine with my grammar school for 50 years.... nobody knows what you are talking about ladies... Nobody every knows....
    disloyalex444 disloyalex444 51-55, F 1 Response Dec 29, 2014

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    I met an Asian woman on omegle yesterday. Surprisingly she had great grammar compared to hundreds of other people I've met online from many different countries. We had a nice talk...
    Lolinondoda Lolinondoda 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 2

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    Don't get me wrong..... I'm very good at spelling and decent at grammar. I do notice when there are mistakes. BUT... I'm not going to judge anyone on it. Nobody is perfect and...
    Env06 Env06 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 12

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    I value good spelling and pronounciation and don't like reading work with incorrect grammar and spelling mistakes but in my case, I'm on my iPod and my spell checkers changes my...
    Outofeden Outofeden 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    I love using proper grammar, but I also think that writing in terms of slang isn't so bad sometimes.
    ChiaXUno ChiaXUno 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 21

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    Nazi? I am Grammar Hitler.
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    "You had me at the proper use of 'you're'." :p
    ClaireH19 ClaireH19 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 6

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    Since i was young i could not say well the words, or even speack, ppl only stared to undesthand me in my 7 or 8 years old. Of course i went in those place to help me speack but it...
    Nicas123 Nicas123 16-17, F Jan 13

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    For the love of all that is holy: USE PUNCTUATION IN YOUR SENTENCES, people!!!!!
    crazycontrolled crazycontrolled 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 21

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    Yep. I can't stand it if someone uses the wrong tenses or misspells sometimes :)
    DarkLoser DarkLoser 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Some of us grow up and achieve specific qualifications, maybe we are lucky to be born into money and so we have more options in life, or maybe we have a friend or a relative who is...
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    Aiden3693znb4 Aiden3693znb4 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 5

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    . From the hoax of an eagle snatching up a child to fake superstar pranks in Ny city, here are a few classics that increase towards the mega-combination of jokes circulating the...
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    I have no idea either. I guess there isnt really a definition. Your purpose, i belive, is what you make of life as you got through ups and downs. You learn who you are, or will at...
    alittleinteresting alittleinteresting 18-21, F Jan 9

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    We alongside all living things are the epitome of life. We are alive therefor we are life. If you don't know what your purpose is then maybe that is your purpose to explore the...
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    It may not be the only purpose but to say that a woman's purpose is to go against having babies is like saying cats shouldn't eat birds or mice. Feminists and other people who...
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    I have always been a goal and purpose guy. I thought I knew what my purpose was and was doing the things to accomplish that. But a couple of bad decisions and difficult...
    metrucker metrucker 56-60, M 1 Response Jan 20

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    What really is the purpose of life? There is nothing you don't get bored of. And as far as the things you're interested in go, satisfaction is the death of desire. You only want...
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    I couldn't help it. I was asleep. I didn't do it on purpose. My mom tried to be patient. My brother made fun of me for it. It was an embarrassing tick box on summer camp...
    seewhathappens seewhathappens 51-55, F 4 Responses Jan 10

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