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I Use Improper Grammar On Purpose

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    I talks like that because i think it lets my excitable.hyper nature bleed into the umm story? sentence?? I JUST AM THAT WAY....too bad school is comming up and i have to start practicing using correct grammar....ho wellz....
    CowgirlMagic CowgirlMagic 18-21, F Sep 8, 2010

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    ESL Grammar Teacher

    This sounds odd, but I teach grammar. I have been an ESL teacher for the last 7 years and a HUGE part of that is grammar. In class I can do everything ok, and explain the different between an adjective and a past participle.   But you take me out of the classroom and all...
    alienz67 alienz67 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 1, 2008

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    Well Maybe Not On Purpose

    I have to admit that we souther people don't do the kings English like the king would have wished us to speak it. Course we don't care much for them thar kings either. Down here, if we can understand each other, that's all that matters.
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia 41-45, M 20 Responses May 31, 2008

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    I Has A Resion.

    I talk funny to be cute, and when I feel hyper. I HAS A HYPER
    GoldDragon GoldDragon 16-17, F 6 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    Wattsz Wrong With Tha Way I Typee Or Txxt.???

    Yheaa... i dnt typee or txxt lyke evryone else but Yy do uu hve to descriminatee agenst it.!!! Tht juszt makesz ppl lyke mii moree exciting &ndd uu moree boring.! x3Lhuvvsz uu to thosze of uu hoo agree.!!!
    BmzttbNpsfop BmzttbNpsfop 13-15, F Apr 24, 2011

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    Ha

    Well...It's just like that...
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 29, 2008

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    I sometimes unintentionally give people a different impression of my true self

    Manipulatin lingo, 'has' a man, it's all just words and a lot of people gets so wrapped up in strange detail that it detracts from their message and its meaning... oh, right.. they don't really have anything interesting to say. This is best-case scenario. Then you get the...
    JHPK JHPK 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 30, 2011

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    If you're going to try and have a normal conversation with me, please at least try and use proper grammar:)
    b3ckaa b3ckaa 13-15, F 3 Responses Mar 9

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    I was raised, taught to spell correctly, speak in a certain way and to use proper punctuation etc. but as you go through many trials and tribulations in life and need to cope with...
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    Posted this. Got a reply. But the poor biped proved my words. They need to correct others. But have so much grammar stored. That it keeps them from learning. And...
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    I'm not a native English speaker, so I understand if people from other countries write stories with spelling and grammar mistakes. But what I don't get is that some native...
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    Bad grammar and spelling is one guaranteed way to make me not want to talk to you. If you want to have a conversation, at least make an effort to show it's worth your time.
    gingersammy gingersammy 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 17

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    Common grammar mistakes don't bother me too much, but when people write as if they didn't make it past fourth grade I cringe lol
    xKatlyn xKatlyn 16-17, F Mar 18

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    My spelling and grammar are awful I'm aware I don't need others to tell me
    shannonsjourney shannonsjourney 18-21, F Mar 18

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    I hate it when people with bad grammar say its because their country....!-_-!
    badhabitrabbit badhabitrabbit 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    Okay, so I am not going to get it right everytime.  Sometimes my brain thinks faster than I type.  I spell using the Queen's English, and not the made up one the rest...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 14

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