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I Use Improper Grammar On Purpose

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    I sometimes unintentionally give people a different impression of my true self

    Manipulatin lingo, 'has' a man, it's all just words and a lot of people gets so wrapped up in strange detail that it detracts from their message and its meaning... oh, right.. they don't really have anything interesting to say. This is best-case scenario. Then you get the...
    JHPK JHPK 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 30, 2011

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    ESL Grammar Teacher

    This sounds odd, but I teach grammar. I have been an ESL teacher for the last 7 years and a HUGE part of that is grammar. In class I can do everything ok, and explain the different between an adjective and a past participle.   But you take me out of the classroom and all...
    alienz67 alienz67 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 1, 2008

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    Well.....

    I talks like that because i think it lets my excitable.hyper nature bleed into the umm story? sentence?? I JUST AM THAT WAY....too bad school is comming up and i have to start practicing using correct grammar....ho wellz....
    CowgirlMagic CowgirlMagic 18-21, F Sep 8, 2010

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    Wattsz Wrong With Tha Way I Typee Or Txxt.???

    Yheaa... i dnt typee or txxt lyke evryone else but Yy do uu hve to descriminatee agenst it.!!! Tht juszt makesz ppl lyke mii moree exciting &ndd uu moree boring.! x3Lhuvvsz uu to thosze of uu hoo agree.!!!
    BmzttbNpsfop BmzttbNpsfop 13-15, F Apr 24, 2011

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    Ha

    Well...It's just like that...
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 3 Responses Sep 29, 2008

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    Well Maybe Not On Purpose

    I have to admit that we souther people don't do the kings English like the king would have wished us to speak it. Course we don't care much for them thar kings either. Down here, if we can understand each other, that's all that matters.
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia 41-45, M 20 Responses May 31, 2008

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    I Has A Resion.

    I talk funny to be cute, and when I feel hyper. I HAS A HYPER
    GoldDragon GoldDragon 16-17, F 6 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    So many people cannot seem to use proper grammar when they message me on here! I'm going to stop responding to people that don't use proper grammar!
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    I cringe when someone I'm attracted to uses poor grammar. I can't help it. It's a fricking deal breaker.
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    Please don't write to me if you're going to use bad grammar. It's not very attractive.
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    I hate when people can't use proper grammar OR when they can't form a function sentence. If Your older then 34 I expect You to form a proper fuxking sentence!!!!
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    It drives me crazy when people claim to be "grammar nazis" and use the words to, two, too, there, their, and they're wrong. I don't claim to be a grammar nazi. To be honest, I...
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    I can not standdddddddd when people spell things incorrectly. Especially on purpose. Or misuse a word like their there and they're. You get the gist... Like, why are you even...
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    Urrgghhh they are sooo annoying! Ones that begin "I How To" or "I Cookies" or "I [username of someone I don't like]"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! People! Think! Use grammar! Even if...
    InternationalDarkness InternationalDarkness 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    People please take a moment to read this. Okay, so I can stand the usual "how r u doin" type stuff, but there's a line between fast-texting/messaging and horrid grammar/spelling...
    Lokilover49 Lokilover49 16-17, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    I value proper grammar and give am respect for those who chose to do it consistently. I admit that I am quite the slacker sometimes. Sometimes, I do not care what my grammar...
    jaylow13 jaylow13 36-40, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I hate bad grammar so much. If I read something, and someone can't talk or write right, I get so pissed. It's not that hard. This is why people need to pay attention in school.
    YouShouldHaveKilledMe YouShouldHaveKilledMe 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 26

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    I'm a grammar nazi, and I'm happy to say it. Thirteen is the age to join Experience Project, that mean there's no reason you haven't been taught proper English by then.
    RoddyB7589 RoddyB7589 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 10

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    Grammar, punctuation and spelling are important, even for old perverts like me.
    shouldIquestionmark shouldIquestionmark 46-50, M Jul 13

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    I have bad grammar! But I don't care, I'm who I am. :) Don't ever try to change me teachers... :p
    LRxIce LRxIce 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 13

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    I don't care!! i kinda have bad grammar _|_
    Salma96 Salma96 16-17, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc ^^ This song describes it perfectly. Plus it's a great song :D Bad grammar leaves a bad first impression. Seriously, look over your...
    DudeWithAMohawk DudeWithAMohawk 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    My daughter is the grammar nazi in our family! She wants to be a writer so we aren't insulted.
    Nuovinzi Nuovinzi 41-45, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I can't help from correcting people's bad grammar in my mind as I read their stories.
    brittanys13 brittanys13 22-25, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Sometimes I feel like I was never needed around in my family. Clearly, no one wants me around or bother asking me for help. Only , because I tend to make mistakes around my home...
    pomtonic1109 pomtonic1109 16-17, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Being free all the time at home i am.just doing one thing and that is thinking... if someone asks me what i am doing then i have just one and only answer that is thinking...
    brokenangelia brokenangelia 26-30, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I do believe that there is purpose in life and I do have a purpose, but I just wanted to share these videos hoping that it will give someone some hope or maybe some inspiration. I...
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