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I Use Improper Grammar On Purpose

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    ESL Grammar Teacher

    This sounds odd, but I teach grammar. I have been an ESL teacher for the last 7 years and a HUGE part of that is grammar. In class I can do everything ok, and explain the different between an adjective and a past participle.   But you take me out of the classroom and all...
    alienz67 alienz67 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 1, 2008

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    Ha

    Well...It's just like that...
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 29, 2008

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    Well.....

    I talks like that because i think it lets my excitable.hyper nature bleed into the umm story? sentence?? I JUST AM THAT WAY....too bad school is comming up and i have to start practicing using correct grammar....ho wellz....
    CowgirlMagic CowgirlMagic 18-21, F Sep 8, 2010

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    I Has A Resion.

    I talk funny to be cute, and when I feel hyper. I HAS A HYPER
    GoldDragon GoldDragon 16-17, F 6 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    I sometimes unintentionally give people a different impression of my true self

    Manipulatin lingo, 'has' a man, it's all just words and a lot of people gets so wrapped up in strange detail that it detracts from their message and its meaning... oh, right.. they don't really have anything interesting to say. This is best-case scenario. Then you get the...
    JHPK JHPK 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 30, 2011

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    Well Maybe Not On Purpose

    I have to admit that we souther people don't do the kings English like the king would have wished us to speak it. Course we don't care much for them thar kings either. Down here, if we can understand each other, that's all that matters.
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia 41-45, M 20 Responses May 31, 2008

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    Wattsz Wrong With Tha Way I Typee Or Txxt.???

    Yheaa... i dnt typee or txxt lyke evryone else but Yy do uu hve to descriminatee agenst it.!!! Tht juszt makesz ppl lyke mii moree exciting &ndd uu moree boring.! x3Lhuvvsz uu to thosze of uu hoo agree.!!!
    BmzttbNpsfop BmzttbNpsfop 13-15, F Apr 24, 2011

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    Yes, and I have won a spelling bee or two in my time. But I type here mostly on a phone keyboard and it's just impossible. If you see spelling and grammar errors just know that I...
    Pozadam Pozadam 46-50, M 15 hrs ago

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    I have made loads of mistakes in my life... When i was a small kid i used to make troubles a lot for example one time me and my aunt (who is the same age as me) had an idea to...
    fallenindarkness fallenindarkness 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    I'm not a "grammar Nazi", I'm a poor speller even though writing is a large part of my job, and I mistype sometimes as I know most people do, but I do have my pet peeves. Missing...
    Sirprise Sirprise 51-55, M 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    I've lost motivation I keep getting stick in unhelpful ruts I eat too much I don't do enough I'm ugly, I'm fat This is all I see I'm tired of it I'm tired of myself My only...
    yeahtimesahundred yeahtimesahundred 31-35, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    TEACHING TELEKINESIS.. PROOF VID & PICS. Greeting to all, Its Icey here an ive been getting alot of private messages about how do i use my telekinesis?.. And how to develop this...
    icey1 icey1 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    Why can people never use the correct "there", "too", "your", "where", and "it's"?
    TheSuperSandwizard TheSuperSandwizard 16-17 1 Response 5 days ago

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    To replace water as the only agent to fight fire, the world moved to gas which is effective enough to get inside the tiniest spot and extinguish flames. While at first Halon was...
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    As kids my little sister I wore pull ups until she was 10 and I was 12. That is when my mom stopped buying them for us. Mom knew we could control it but just enjoyed wearing in...
    purplebutterfly42 purplebutterfly42 26-30, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    I use to be extremely addicted to self harm I wanted nothing more then to feel a blade cut through my flesh. it was more when I was losing control in my personal life that I began...
    emovamp emovamp 18-21, M Jun 29

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    My first username was boastroasttoast. That was just kinda by default, because I was just trying to enter my username for the first time, and I tried about 2 or 3, and they were...
    OqSydSchizo16Troll OqSydSchizo16Troll 36-40, M 1 Response Jun 28

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    Althought Life is wonderful and i would like to think that we came to the World to experience that awesomeness of Life in this World The church has some bullshit approach saying...
    ElephantHead ElephantHead 26-30, M Jun 27

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    I have a high liter in m right now can someone tell me how to use it though
    james991424 james991424 18-21, M Jun 26

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    Call me a snob, or whatever, but I appreciate correct spelling and grammar. I know we all don't know how to spell things perfectly, even me sometimes, but I try my best to...
    rorylovesrainbows rorylovesrainbows 18-21, F Jun 24

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    used and manipulated. I don't understand the manipulation part. I feel sad and lonely when I realize that I once again allowed my self to be used. that they don't care. that my...
    evolnillef evolnillef 70+, F Jun 24

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    The purpose of all life is to receive from the Light! We are all of the shattered Vessel and we belong in receipt of all the Light gives to us. Reflecting this magnificence and...
    Astrucbmt Astrucbmt 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 24

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    my username is exactly as it is..crazy2letuknow ..crazy to let the one guy I was in love with know that I still loved him..that time has passed now and I just kept the username...
    Crazy2LetUknow Crazy2LetUknow 26-30, F 4 Responses Jun 24

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    I first started showing Crack in grade 11. I was in my English class and I saw a few girls sit down with their buttcracks showing. I thought it was odd that they never noticed or...
    Sanya45 Sanya45 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 24

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    I'm used to being ignored at school. I've been ignored, bullied, and excluded for 11 years in my school and I'm already used to it. I can't wait to be out of school in 2 years. I...
    adriana0102 adriana0102 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 23

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    I will not answer to someone who messages me with usernames like "hornydude99", "bigtits00", "sexybabe" or "69sexxi69" (I made these names up, Idk if someone actually has these...
    catsandmusic13 catsandmusic13 16-17, F 3 Responses Jun 23

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    I have been used for sex. I was stupid and still in love with my ex, so I just wanted to do whatever I could to make him happy. I finally had to let go, and although it hurts, I...
    jellolia jellolia 16-17, F Jun 22

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    I dont know what to think,what to say anymore at the life of the human world.What is the purpose of being here?!Why the **** we are here in the first place.We are all gonna die,and...
    BigBlackWolf BigBlackWolf 16-17, M 1 Response Jun 21

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    I'm so tried of being hurt and used by every guy.I open up to them then the just use me.I am so guarded anymore.I don't even let my family know how i feel. That's how I am i guess...
    punkglampire punkglampire 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 20

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    any one want t control my bathroom use message me
    jjbabb16 jjbabb16 18-21, M Jun 20

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    Some know but I thought I'd share. My username....pinkstarburst... When hubs and I realized we sorta liked being a thing he said to me, "Meeting you was like getting an entire bag...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 13 Responses Jun 19

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    I believe that my dreams will come true 😀 One day... I trust God... I believe that God has a purpose for my existance...
    Phoenyxpakshi Phoenyxpakshi 31-35, F Jun 19

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    English is not my first language. We'll start there. I do however have great respect for the language especially if I use it, like now. There will however be times when I slip up...
    JaneD22 JaneD22 26-30, F Jun 19

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    Can I say used to? I've been clean for a few months.. I just hit a really low point and ended up cutting over 40 times.. And now I refuse to even use use a knife or blade (I don...
    UnderTheSleeves UnderTheSleeves 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 18

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    Who you define yourself as is not what you say or think , it's the actions you take to back the thoughts up . I use to think that I would never do anything great in life , I came...
    Ellis1993 Ellis1993 18-21, M 2 Responses Jun 18

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    What about those who are trying to learn English do you hate their grammar too?? -.-
    slipknotisamazing slipknotisamazing 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 18

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    I am a total grammar Nazi but I'm slowly realizing its not the most attractive quality. Trying to curb it. Very hard when you were raised by two people who do nothing but read.
    Ryuk501 Ryuk501 18-21, M Jun 18

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    I used to be super shy and pretty much to myself. I was also sensitive and used to let people step all over me. The person I am now is completely different than the person I was...
    Melissaaxx Melissaaxx 16-17, F Jun 18

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    When I was younger, I used to be much more confident. I was daring and I walked up straight. I could talk to anybody with full ease. I didn't take no shyts. Not saying that I'm now...
    MienaMena MienaMena 26-30, F Jun 18

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