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I Use Improper Grammar On Purpose

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    Well Maybe Not On Purpose

    I have to admit that we souther people don't do the kings English like the king would have wished us to speak it. Course we don't care much for them thar kings either. Down here, if we can understand each other, that's all that matters.
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia 41-45, M 20 Responses May 31, 2008

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    I sometimes unintentionally give people a different impression of my true self

    Manipulatin lingo, 'has' a man, it's all just words and a lot of people gets so wrapped up in strange detail that it detracts from their message and its meaning... oh, right.. they don't really have anything interesting to say. This is best-case scenario. Then you get the...
    JHPK JHPK 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 30, 2011

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    Ha

    Well...It's just like that...
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 29, 2008

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    Well.....

    I talks like that because i think it lets my excitable.hyper nature bleed into the umm story? sentence?? I JUST AM THAT WAY....too bad school is comming up and i have to start practicing using correct grammar....ho wellz....
    CowgirlMagic CowgirlMagic 18-21, F Sep 8, 2010

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    ESL Grammar Teacher

    This sounds odd, but I teach grammar. I have been an ESL teacher for the last 7 years and a HUGE part of that is grammar. In class I can do everything ok, and explain the different between an adjective and a past participle.   But you take me out of the classroom and all...
    alienz67 alienz67 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 1, 2008

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    Wattsz Wrong With Tha Way I Typee Or Txxt.???

    Yheaa... i dnt typee or txxt lyke evryone else but Yy do uu hve to descriminatee agenst it.!!! Tht juszt makesz ppl lyke mii moree exciting &ndd uu moree boring.! x3Lhuvvsz uu to thosze of uu hoo agree.!!!
    BmzttbNpsfop BmzttbNpsfop 13-15, F Apr 24, 2011

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    I Has A Resion.

    I talk funny to be cute, and when I feel hyper. I HAS A HYPER
    GoldDragon GoldDragon 16-17, F 6 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    People who say that they "hate bad grammar", but then use bad grammar five seconds later, really bug me.
    TheFarSweetThing2 TheFarSweetThing2 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 6

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    I do but I'm not saying that I don't make mistakes. English isn't my first language so sometimes it's a little hard to formulate tricky sentences. I find proper use of grammar...
    LoneDolll LoneDolll 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 14

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    What's so weird about me is that I'm way too formal in writing; even over text. Sure, I'll use the occasional "lol", but that's pretty much the only acronym that I use, because...
    Whobody Whobody 16-17, M Apr 13

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    Now, I understand that there are some among you who have chosen to label us as so-called "Grammar Nazis." However, we as a group are not driven by hatred towards those who use...
    LoquaciouslyLucid LoquaciouslyLucid 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 5

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    I don't know about you but I think it is always good to expand one's knowledge of expressions. That being said, here is my understanding of Comparative Adjectives.Comparative...
    Rachelsla91 Rachelsla91 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 15

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    Being a Grammar Nazi isn't easy. I get annoyed easily by solecisms here and there and the wrong use of homonyms is just unbearable at times.
    Manekineko420 Manekineko420 70+, F Apr 7

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    I judge people on their grammar. I know it's bad, but I just can't help myself. If I get a message without punctuation or decent spelling I refuse to answer it, I mean, how are you...
    Littl3Madam Littl3Madam 18-21, F 11 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    I can't help it and I am not proud of it, but poor spelling and grammar effects how I view people's experiences. Maybe bad grammar is excusable but bad spelling when there are...
    ag00dwife ag00dwife 22-25, F 4 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    Grammar: the difference between knowing your sh** and knowing you're sh**.
    adriana0102 adriana0102 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    Educated pigs they are. Morons abusing humans. Lying about caring. Barking not teaching. Knowledge wasted hurting others. Time wasted causing sadness. They deserve...
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 2 Responses Apr 5

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    IDK why, I just do. Call me the grammar Nazi if you will. :)
    maddie91101 maddie91101 13-15, F 10 Responses Apr 6

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    This is what happens when I join a chat with someone with bad grammar Guy: "hi guys how are u doin?" Me: "*Hi, *you, *doing."
    AnAnonymousPanda AnAnonymousPanda 16-17, M 2 Responses Apr 7

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    It takes every once of self control I have not to correct all of the bad grammar I come across on this site.
    xanaxannex xanaxannex 22-25 1 Response Apr 14

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    I need to work on my grammar in French AND English. :/
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Apr 15

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    It's sad that half the teenagers I know, on this site, have better grammar than the adults do.
    TenderBeauty TenderBeauty 26-30, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    How the cheese am I supposed to have a conversation with this person if GRAMMAR is the lesson they missed in school?
    TenderBeauty TenderBeauty 26-30, F 13 Responses 5 days ago

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    Sometimes my grammar is bad, nobody is perfect.
    Artist156 Artist156 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    Languages change over time. The grammar nazis just want to maintain the status quo because it suits them better
    Gws1269 Gws1269 41-45, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    "I think the purpose of life is to be useful, to be responsible, to be honorable, to be compassionate. It is, after all, to matter: to count, to stand for something, to have made...
    Katie419 Katie419 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    So what if someone doesn't want to use good grammer online? They could be different in their daily lives than online. As long as people understand another person of what they're...
    moonskull moonskull 16-17, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    1/Who's been eating my chocolates? Who's eaten my chocolates? 2/ the president was shot in 1963 Have you heard? The President's been shot. 3/ How long are you here? How long...
    Heyjin Heyjin 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    The world makes room for a person of purpose. Their words and actions demonstrate that they know where they are going. If, you have God in your life, you are built to conquer...
    engrchurchill engrchurchill 51-55, M 2 Responses Apr 1

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    Black magic isn't a fake thing, most will never encounter it but most encounter people who drain their energy. That is what occultists refer to as dark magic. a noteworthy author...
    verndewd verndewd 41-45 Apr 4

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    I use to be a normal human... then I preformed suicide. Now, I'm what no one believes in... a monster or as my friends call me, "pasta"
    Zellaplayzcreepypasta Zellaplayzcreepypasta 18-21, T 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I'm starting to ask my self what is the purpose of this life? It seems no one can understand and loved me back . Is this already the time to giving up? I don't really know what is...
    bleszy bleszy 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    i wonder all the time what my purpose is. I thought I knew but I don't. I feel at times that I don't want to fulfill a purpose especially one that is subliminally forced upon me
    kemaii kemaii 36-40, F 3 Responses Apr 17

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    Probably in a Post-Apocalyptic world if the woman is fertile and extreme measures must be taken. But now? No. There are some dumbasses who do not need to be pregnant and there are...
    RationalCutie RationalCutie 22-25, F 6 Responses Apr 9

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    Maybe I'm just annoyed in general at the moment. What's the purpose behind posting another question every minute? >_>
    Axonos Axonos 18-21, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I do. But I'm not on there as gingershuman. I WISH there was a place in there to say this: DO NOT chat with me on there if all you want to do is get me to sign up for sites whose...
    gingershuman gingershuman 36-40, M 2 days ago

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    I wet the bed on purpose on Christmas Eve night so I could remember a day of a year I did so on
    theexperiance theexperiance 18-21, M Mar 29

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    My friend's sister is crazy sometimes. She shows a lot of cleavage. Sometimes, I think she pulls her pants down on purpose so everyone can see her butt.
    heyheynatalie heyheynatalie 18-21, F Mar 30

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    okay this is my main purpose that's to please my husband. It is definitely 2nd im on my 8th pregnancy though sadly I have had 2 miscarriages. This will be number 6 and I'm...
    southernlady32 southernlady32 31-35, F 21 Responses Mar 31

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    It's not our whole purpose .. We do have these parts for that reason but there are woman who can't have kids or simply don't want to.. It can be depressing to have groups like this...
    lilybunny944 lilybunny944 13-15, F 4 Responses Mar 31

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    So? What's a guy's purpose? To $uck and F*c? What has this world COME TO?! Jeez!
    deademotion11 deademotion11 22-25, M 4 Responses Mar 31

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    A VERY small part of me would want to be a house wife and have many babies and have a husband be the sole provider. But I have dreams of a career and I honestly can't imagine...
    churchdadatnight churchdadatnight 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 1