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I Use Improper Grammar On Purpose

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    I sometimes unintentionally give people a different impression of my true self

    Manipulatin lingo, 'has' a man, it's all just words and a lot of people gets so wrapped up in strange detail that it detracts from their message and its meaning... oh, right.. they don't really have anything interesting to say. This is best-case scenario. Then you get the...
    JHPK JHPK 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 30, 2011

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    Well.....

    I talks like that because i think it lets my excitable.hyper nature bleed into the umm story? sentence?? I JUST AM THAT WAY....too bad school is comming up and i have to start practicing using correct grammar....ho wellz....
    CowgirlMagic CowgirlMagic 18-21, F Sep 8, 2010

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    Ha

    Well...It's just like that...
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 29, 2008

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    Well Maybe Not On Purpose

    I have to admit that we souther people don't do the kings English like the king would have wished us to speak it. Course we don't care much for them thar kings either. Down here, if we can understand each other, that's all that matters.
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia 41-45, M 20 Responses May 31, 2008

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    ESL Grammar Teacher

    This sounds odd, but I teach grammar. I have been an ESL teacher for the last 7 years and a HUGE part of that is grammar. In class I can do everything ok, and explain the different between an adjective and a past participle.   But you take me out of the classroom and all...
    alienz67 alienz67 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 1, 2008

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    I Has A Resion.

    I talk funny to be cute, and when I feel hyper. I HAS A HYPER
    GoldDragon GoldDragon 16-17, F 6 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    Wattsz Wrong With Tha Way I Typee Or Txxt.???

    Yheaa... i dnt typee or txxt lyke evryone else but Yy do uu hve to descriminatee agenst it.!!! Tht juszt makesz ppl lyke mii moree exciting &ndd uu moree boring.! x3Lhuvvsz uu to thosze of uu hoo agree.!!!
    BmzttbNpsfop BmzttbNpsfop 13-15, F Apr 24, 2011

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    Me too even though I use it I don't like getting my replys abbreviated gr8 stff lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 18

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    I wondered if the teacher did this on purpose, or is just that stupid.
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    gemmed gemmed 13-15, F Jul 16

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