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I Use Improper Grammar On Purpose

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    I Has A Resion.

    I talk funny to be cute, and when I feel hyper. I HAS A HYPER
    GoldDragon GoldDragon 16-17, F 6 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    ESL Grammar Teacher

    This sounds odd, but I teach grammar. I have been an ESL teacher for the last 7 years and a HUGE part of that is grammar. In class I can do everything ok, and explain the different between an adjective and a past participle.   But you take me out of the classroom and all...
    alienz67 alienz67 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 1, 2008

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    Ha

    Well...It's just like that...
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 3 Responses Sep 29, 2008

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    Well.....

    I talks like that because i think it lets my excitable.hyper nature bleed into the umm story? sentence?? I JUST AM THAT WAY....too bad school is comming up and i have to start practicing using correct grammar....ho wellz....
    CowgirlMagic CowgirlMagic 18-21, F Sep 8, 2010

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    Well Maybe Not On Purpose

    I have to admit that we souther people don't do the kings English like the king would have wished us to speak it. Course we don't care much for them thar kings either. Down here, if we can understand each other, that's all that matters.
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia 41-45, M 20 Responses May 31, 2008

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    Wattsz Wrong With Tha Way I Typee Or Txxt.???

    Yheaa... i dnt typee or txxt lyke evryone else but Yy do uu hve to descriminatee agenst it.!!! Tht juszt makesz ppl lyke mii moree exciting &ndd uu moree boring.! x3Lhuvvsz uu to thosze of uu hoo agree.!!!
    BmzttbNpsfop BmzttbNpsfop 13-15, F Apr 24, 2011

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    I sometimes unintentionally give people a different impression of my true self

    Manipulatin lingo, 'has' a man, it's all just words and a lot of people gets so wrapped up in strange detail that it detracts from their message and its meaning... oh, right.. they don't really have anything interesting to say. This is best-case scenario. Then you get the...
    JHPK JHPK 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 30, 2011

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    To: go somewhereToo: also, excessTwo: 2Your: ownershipYou're: You areTheir: ownershipThere: a place; over there, under there, etc.They're: They areThen: time orderThan: comparison...
    SmrtGuyUT SmrtGuyUT 61-65, M 1 Response Aug 14

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    Okay! I admit it that I sometimes have improper spelling and grammar because English is sometime pretty tricky to master. I had struggled with it. I can't even write a proper essay...
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 7 hrs ago

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    To be honest i don't think its knowable. A toaster's purpose is pre set by its creator. If we have a creator, which is debateable, then we have a pre set purpose... but what would...
    surfdas surfdas 22-25, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    That moment when you're reading through 'I Hate Bad Grammar' experiences and you immediately check for bad grammar. Unless badder grammar is purposefully done. Then that's just...
    MyNameMeansLight MyNameMeansLight 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 30

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    I can write well... but that is when I proofread everything. I have re read my essays in college over and over again... most times I always miss somthing. I usally get good grades...
    stawnalahcim stawnalahcim 22-25, M 8 hrs ago

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    So I have been kind of on and off about pooping in my pants my entire life, did it at 7, stopped until 12, did it at 13, And now I'm to the point where I almost never even use the...
    Skateboy74 Skateboy74 18-21, M 2 hrs ago

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    There is one type of bad grammar I let slide for myself (and others, of course). I know the proper pronoun for any dog is "it", but I always refer to a dog as "him" or "her". I don...
    ShimmerSquirrels13 ShimmerSquirrels13 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 1

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    It annoys me when people have nerve to attack someone for their grammar. They read a super long post and all they get from it is how the grammar is bad. Are you serious? There are...
    xxmisslynnxx xxmisslynnxx 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 1

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    Well not when it's informally used. I'm not a hypocrite. In formal situations, be it speaking or writing, I have a problem with the use of bad and incorrect grammar. Everybody...
    somerbunni703 somerbunni703 31-35, F 5 days ago

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    It's one of my biggest pet peeves, as an individual who loves the English language a great deal. I suppose I just don't understand how you can go to school and still continue to...
    JaidIsAWildflower JaidIsAWildflower 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    This grammatically incorrect title is everything. It's "proper grammar" not "good grammar."
    LIZard0121 LIZard0121 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 17

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    I really struggle with this too. I used to have a fulfilling career until I became disabled. I think my career defined who I was as a person. Without a job I feel like I've lost my...
    Dutchess68 Dutchess68 41-45 2 Responses Aug 8

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    Now I don't pretend to be an English teacher but it is so annoying when I am interested in someone's story but I cant FREAKING understanding what they are saying because of...
    2little2late 2little2late 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 7

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    For all you GrammarNazis out there, this is definitely better than the original! As lame as it can possibly get, then again, I'm still laughing. 'Word Crimes'- Weird Al Yankovic...
    atikin atikin 18-21, F Aug 13

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    I realize that commenting on this will probably make me appear to be a snob, but incorrect spelling and grammar irks me. I have one of those brains that sees the errors easily...
    ThatBrandonGuy ThatBrandonGuy 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 16

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    It sounds pretty shallow, doesn't it? But there is a correlation between people with grammar like a bull in a china shop and a conversation fizzling out after five minutes.
    emiveritas emiveritas 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 17

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    When people talk/type to me with proper grammar, I'm just more inclined to converse with them. I am especially annoyed by the excessive ellipses....after every sentence.....and the...
    iiArial iiArial 18-21, F 6 Responses Aug 17

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    The person who proof read Hitler's speeches was a Grammar Nazi...just saying.
    ImToolazyforaWittyUseName ImToolazyforaWittyUseName 31-35, M Aug 18

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    I dont know why i cut myself on purpose...sometime i just feel life is meaningless to me but theres time where i feel so happy and i tell myself cutting is useless so whats the...
    rheahendrew rheahendrew 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 3

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    Your: shows possession You're: You are* Their: again, shows possession There: over there, under there, thru there etc... They're: They are* Then: cause and effect Than: comparison...
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    I just feel broken. Not used. I'd have to be acknowledged to be used. He just walked out and left again. Always going. He always says where to. But never who with or when he'll be...
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    I'm just useless, I can't do anything right. Nobody even likes me, and I can understand why... I feel I would be better of dead... I should have never been born...
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    I have no purpose in this world
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