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I Use Improper Grammar On Purpose

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    Well Maybe Not On Purpose

    I have to admit that we souther people don't do the kings English like the king would have wished us to speak it. Course we don't care much for them thar kings either. Down here, if we can understand each other, that's all that matters.
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia 41-45, M 20 Responses May 31, 2008

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    ESL Grammar Teacher

    This sounds odd, but I teach grammar. I have been an ESL teacher for the last 7 years and a HUGE part of that is grammar. In class I can do everything ok, and explain the different between an adjective and a past participle.   But you take me out of the classroom and all...
    alienz67 alienz67 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 1, 2008

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    I Has A Resion.

    I talk funny to be cute, and when I feel hyper. I HAS A HYPER
    GoldDragon GoldDragon 16-17, F 6 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    I sometimes unintentionally give people a different impression of my true self

    Manipulatin lingo, 'has' a man, it's all just words and a lot of people gets so wrapped up in strange detail that it detracts from their message and its meaning... oh, right.. they don't really have anything interesting to say. This is best-case scenario. Then you get the...
    JHPK JHPK 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 30, 2011

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    Well.....

    I talks like that because i think it lets my excitable.hyper nature bleed into the umm story? sentence?? I JUST AM THAT WAY....too bad school is comming up and i have to start practicing using correct grammar....ho wellz....
    CowgirlMagic CowgirlMagic 18-21, F Sep 8, 2010

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    Wattsz Wrong With Tha Way I Typee Or Txxt.???

    Yheaa... i dnt typee or txxt lyke evryone else but Yy do uu hve to descriminatee agenst it.!!! Tht juszt makesz ppl lyke mii moree exciting &ndd uu moree boring.! x3Lhuvvsz uu to thosze of uu hoo agree.!!!
    BmzttbNpsfop BmzttbNpsfop 13-15, F Apr 24, 2011

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    Ha

    Well...It's just like that...
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 3 Responses Sep 29, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    Although I like to make sure that my grammar and spelling are correct (sometimes the odd mistake may appear) I don't judge others if they don't use proper grammar. Commenting on...
    EmmaXP EmmaXP 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 30

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    I will actually not add experiences that have errors. I've seen a lot of really dumb ones, that aren't even trying to make sense, "I music", or ones that have really oddly placed...
    Starrkya Starrkya 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Note: this started as a response to somebody else's rant. When I'm off the phone and on the computer, I'll attribute it properly and add a link. I write and edit for a living...
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 22 Responses Oct 25

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    I do not correct others to be superior. It quite bothers me when others get offended at my corrections. Language is beautiful, and if you were born and raised in an English...
    WingsofTime WingsofTime 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 11

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    can sombody help me when to use a, the, in a grammar. and when do we not use any a/the article? please help
    bluebel27 bluebel27 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    The skin under the eyes is particularly sensitive and is among the most quickly topic to break since it is far thinner and delicate. This is actually the put the place fine strains...
    Matthew9360qft1 Matthew9360qft1 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 16

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    Well, I'm not an ******* who corrects people after they misspell something or use the wrong homophone, but I am very conscious of my own grammar. I sometimes correct myself though...
    anonymoussouthernbabe anonymoussouthernbabe 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 31

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    Okay, if someone were using an old cell phone that only had a number pad then I would understand messages like "how r u" However, when someone is using a computer or smartphone...
    CarmenBear CarmenBear 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 3

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    "Let me just acknowledge that the function of grammar is to make language as efficient and clear and transparent as possible. But if we’re all constantly correcting each other...
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M 10 Responses 4 days ago

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    when do you use a/ the/an/ article in grammar. and when do we not? can somebody explain it to me.
    bluebel27 bluebel27 16-17, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    What the fcuk? How?!?!?!? How the fcuk is "good grammar" hot?!?!?!?!?!?!? How does grammar turn u on? What the fcuk?!?!?!?!?!?
    OKPunk OKPunk 18-21, M 4 Responses a week ago

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    this is so stupid. how can it be a woman's 'purpose' to have a child. it's inevitable that humans will become extinct oneday, so why should women have the purpose to reproduce? it...
    minmins07 minmins07 16-17, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I don't try to be, nor do I want to be. But spelling and grammar mistakes frustrate me. My real pet peeve is multiple exclamation marks. More than one is not grammatically correct...
    LaurieFlying LaurieFlying 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 30

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    My biggest grammar pet hate is when someone says that they want a good women. Im like woman= one female women=more than one lol
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 1 Response Oct 30

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    Ok I don't mind that they get annoyed by spelling errors and grammar errors. But when they cross the line into insults and bullying, it's not on.
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 1 Response Oct 30

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    A female secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. :") She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email. Boss’s wife read the email and immediately filed for divorce...
    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 3 Responses Nov 5

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    It makes me really happy when I text, or message, or email a guy and they actually use proper spelling, punctuation, etcetera. I always want then to use smilies, :), but that's...
    pickapebble pickapebble 13-15, F Nov 8

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    I was on my way home one day from the markets with my 4 year old daughter. Needless to say some hoodlums were using street slang . My daughter wouldn't stop crying after hearing...
    JohnoCA JohnoCA 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 10

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    The fact that the name of this topic is using bad grammar...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 16

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    so i know this guy and he is hot ....but his grammar is horrible omg i have never seen someone write like he does it do bad that i sometimes dont even know what he is saying
    Alexandralanon Alexandralanon 22-25, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    Or grammar nazis. Or those who correct unpermitted. Or those critics who voice unrequested.
    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M a week ago

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    Hell yeah, being a writer and fan of literature myself, talking to a guy with good grammar really is a huge turn on >; )
    CombatBarbie CombatBarbie 18-21, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Seriously, **** you. I don't mind being corrected, so long as your intention is to help people. But too many people use these errors as an excuse to discredit valuable opinions and...
    Kingshelman Kingshelman 31-35, M 3 Responses Nov 14

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    If you can't figure out how to use proper English in an experience, I'm sorry. I'd like to help, but your writing gives me a headache.
    ftmFreddy ftmFreddy 18-21, T 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I actually find this belief so disgusting, some women literally cannot give birth even if they want to. So what, they are useless because they don't push out babies...
    trs1999 trs1999 13-15, F 7 Responses Nov 1

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    I did have a purpose until this happened.
    Brookedrumm Brookedrumm 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Here is my theory: I think the reason we can't seem to figure this out is because we humans are so self-centered that we always think "what is the purpose of MY life" and "why do...
    allaboutsex allaboutsex 41-45, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    The urge never goes away. As a matter of fact, I kind of want to cut right now. Since I quit I never have, but when I feel bad and have no outlet for my feelings, cutting again...
    SpilledSecrets SpilledSecrets 22-25, F Oct 29

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    Cantilever racks consist of three components, uprights, arms and brace sets. Cantilever racks are ideal for storing bulky components for example home furnishings, metal bars, pipe...
    Laurenazrj90 Laurenazrj90 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 31

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    If you look at the world that surrounds us, everything seems to have some sort of role in regards to the life around it. The trees give the oxygen that we breathe; we(and various...
    Aldmeri Aldmeri 22-25, M Nov 13

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    84wraith? based around my favorite movie and the car it features. The movie The Wraith starring Charlie Sheen was made back in 1986. Sheen played a character (the wraith) who had...
    84wraith 84wraith 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 16

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    So when you select to optimize your website or blog by making use of backlink service, you should to obey the rule. If you decide on free of charge backlink, then you also ought to...
    Matthew9360qft1 Matthew9360qft1 31-35, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Hate to break it to you fellas - our only "purpose" is to not just have babies. There are so much more to us women then our reproductive system. Actually, it's not even a purpose...
    sugarcakes143 sugarcakes143 18-21, F 9 Responses 5 days ago

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    As much as I love strong winds, I haven’t had much firsthand experience with them. I’m too self-conscious to go out and enjoy the wind with people around. It was a problem...
    GryphonChick GryphonChick 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I feel like me, alongside my family, have struggled so much and really wonder if there's a purpose to it all. If I as and individual truly have a purpose and if there is reason why...
    ALostSiren ALostSiren 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Desalination: Many procedures that clear away salt and minerals from saline h2o Distillation: the entire process of purifying a liquid by boiling it and condensing its vapors...
    Laurenazrj90 Laurenazrj90 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 25

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    I don't believe this to be true for all women. I believe women have their different callings in life. However I do believe it's my calling in life. I'm blessed with a baby bearing...
    anonymoussouthernbabe anonymoussouthernbabe 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 2

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    Make sure you ask for info from multiple faculty as a way to Evaluate which method is most effective for you personally.Electricians Brisbane – we purpose to supply our...
    Laurenazrj90 Laurenazrj90 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 7

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    I wish I could promise myself that I won't do it again. But we always tell the best and most convincing lies to ourselves. Simply cutting was unsatisfactory for the depth of my...
    SShawnO SShawnO 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 15

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