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I Use Improper Grammar On Purpose

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    Well Maybe Not On Purpose

    I have to admit that we souther people don't do the kings English like the king would have wished us to speak it. Course we don't care much for them thar kings either. Down here, if we can understand each other, that's all that matters.
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia 41-45, M 20 Responses May 31, 2008

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    Ha

    Well...It's just like that...
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 29, 2008

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    I Has A Resion.

    I talk funny to be cute, and when I feel hyper. I HAS A HYPER
    GoldDragon GoldDragon 16-17, F 6 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    Well.....

    I talks like that because i think it lets my excitable.hyper nature bleed into the umm story? sentence?? I JUST AM THAT WAY....too bad school is comming up and i have to start practicing using correct grammar....ho wellz....
    CowgirlMagic CowgirlMagic 18-21, F Sep 8, 2010

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    Wattsz Wrong With Tha Way I Typee Or Txxt.???

    Yheaa... i dnt typee or txxt lyke evryone else but Yy do uu hve to descriminatee agenst it.!!! Tht juszt makesz ppl lyke mii moree exciting &ndd uu moree boring.! x3Lhuvvsz uu to thosze of uu hoo agree.!!!
    BmzttbNpsfop BmzttbNpsfop 13-15, F Apr 24, 2011

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    I sometimes unintentionally give people a different impression of my true self

    Manipulatin lingo, 'has' a man, it's all just words and a lot of people gets so wrapped up in strange detail that it detracts from their message and its meaning... oh, right.. they don't really have anything interesting to say. This is best-case scenario. Then you get the...
    JHPK JHPK 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 30, 2011

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    ESL Grammar Teacher

    This sounds odd, but I teach grammar. I have been an ESL teacher for the last 7 years and a HUGE part of that is grammar. In class I can do everything ok, and explain the different between an adjective and a past participle.   But you take me out of the classroom and all...
    alienz67 alienz67 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 1, 2008

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    SubSided SubSided 46-50, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    it really drives me crazy when people don't use punctuation or even capitalize the right words I can't handle too much of it and I refuse to save words without apostrophes to my...
    Chestyx Chestyx 31-35, F 13 Responses 4 days ago

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    I dislike it when people don't get simple grammar or spellings right. Too many people don't know when to use apostrophes and get elementary spellings wrong. For the record: Don...
    ks145 ks145 22-25, M 1 Response May 1

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    I judge people on their grammar. I know it's bad, but I just can't help myself. If I get a message without punctuation or decent spelling I refuse to answer it, I mean, how are you...
    deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Apr 25

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    I wouldn't say I'm a full blown grammar nazi but the "women" vs. "woman" stuff annoys me so badly. You are not a strong "women" at all. You are a dumb "woman" for not knowing you...
    theatergirl theatergirl 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 29

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    I'm strict with grammar. People continually repeat this error. 'Homophones' is what people muck up with. 'Your' instead of 'you're.' 'There' instead of 'they're' and worst of all...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses May 2

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    There are numerous older men in the world who are single and seeking someone special in their life. For all such men, AgeMeet.com has been created as a reliable online platform to...
    Julieccaa Julieccaa 26-30, F May 12

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    I can't help it and I am not proud of it, but poor spelling and grammar effects how I view people's experiences. Maybe bad grammar is excusable but bad spelling when there are...
    ag00dwife ag00dwife 22-25, F 4 Responses Apr 25

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    Of all of the things that get on my nerves this is by far the worst. Specifically the use of there, their and they're. I hope that one day there will be a law to prevent the free...
    georgeorwell32 georgeorwell32 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    Languages change over time. The grammar nazis just want to maintain the status quo because it suits them better
    Gws1269 Gws1269 41-45, M 2 Responses Apr 22

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    I just get so enthralled with what I am writing that I misspell words, completely miss words and my grammar is sometimes a problem. I feel as I am getting older I am becoming more...
    Netabell Netabell 26-30, F 2 Responses May 3

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    I've met some people on here with grammar so horrible, I literally have to ask them if English is their native language before I start making a **** load of corrections. Sometimes...
    HeyyMrsCarter HeyyMrsCarter 22-25, F 4 Responses May 6

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    Is it crazy if Im really demanding when it comes to grammar, despite the fact that english is not my native language?
    LiLkoala LiLkoala 16-17, F 2 Responses May 10

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    The title to this experience irks me. I would change it to "I think correct grammar is appealing". That is my two cents on the subject, best wishes :D
    TK13 TK13 22-25, M 2 days ago

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      Malcolm X Gandhi Steve Jobs I look up to people like that Martin used the media to his advantage... To help fight for civil rights Gandhi was able to influence a nation...
    LeahLoveeU LeahLoveeU 13-15, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I have two young boys. Neither of them are potty trained and I do not force them to use the toilet. The eldest who is eight did have a period of time out of diapers, but had to any...
    Jacksmoker Jacksmoker 26-30, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    So what if someone doesn't want to use good grammer online? They could be different in their daily lives than online. As long as people understand another person of what they're...
    moonskull moonskull 16-17, F 5 Responses Apr 23

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    1/Who's been eating my chocolates? Who's eaten my chocolates? 2/ the president was shot in 1963 Have you heard? The President's been shot. 3/ How long are you here? How long...
    Heyjin Heyjin 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 23

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    Taiyo, I under no circumstances read that the town title shouldn't be Utilized in the class w/o struggling probable Google anger.What exactly are your thoughts on the possibility...
    Daniel2851fec7 Daniel2851fec7 31-35, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    They change to best web and email hosting while organizations require full control over their specific server company, from your kind-of equipment that their variety machine runs...
    dobbyha08 dobbyha08 22-25, F 1 Response May 7

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    My purpose was given to me by God I believe and I'm so relieved with this knowledge! I've always wanted to join the army and to see combat and I know it's not something a civilian...
    mrwilson062198 mrwilson062198 16-17, M 1 Response May 12

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    My husband and his oldest son both use marijuana to self-medication their Borderline Personality. But honestly, it does nothing for the anger, rage, and other negative behaviors...
    Amanda205 Amanda205 31-35, F 15 hrs ago

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    I used to cut, I really still don't know why I did it, I feel so stupid... But cutting myself has show me to be stronger, more confident and more mature. Yeha maybe you will think...
    HikikomoryAndy HikikomoryAndy 13-15, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    It's odd,because i don't actually enjoy reading,yet i love a good used book store. There was one store in the city.It was an older building.Three floors of narrow shelves,winding...
    diggler diggler 41-45, M 3 hrs ago

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    I have met a boy through a group. At first it was obvious that we liked each other. I have never been liked by a bot so openly before. And well- I liked it. So we exchanged numbers...
    lissa125 lissa125 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    Maybe I'm just annoyed in general at the moment. What's the purpose behind posting another question every minute? >_>
    Axonos Axonos 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 22

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    I do. But I'm not on there as gingershuman. I WISH there was a place in there to say this: DO NOT chat with me on there if all you want to do is get me to sign up for sites whose...
    gingershuman gingershuman 36-40, M Apr 23

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    He forgot about me. Like legit dropped everything. He doesn't even acknowledge me. And that hurts. Everything was and is a lie. EVERYTHING that has happened.... He tries to forget...
    Latiaaaa Latiaaaa 16-17, F May 5

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    I feel purposeless sometimes .
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 18-21, F May 11

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    There are numerous older men in the world who are single and seeking someone special in their life. For all such men, AgeMeet.com has been created as a reliable online platform to...
    Julieccaa Julieccaa 26-30, F May 12

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    I'm not here for the express purpose of hooking up but I think that out of every social networking website on the planet I'd rather be with a girl from EP than just about any other...
    ManifestoOfThePhoenix ManifestoOfThePhoenix 26-30, M May 12

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    I HATE thinking about stuff because then i start thinking of my past, i hate feeling alone, or insulting my self, or remembering other peoples insults. So i don't think. end of...
    Nikiz Nikiz 22-25 Apr 23

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    Grandpa is sick...lying on the bed ,he needs people feed him foods..I seek an answer ," why people come to live in this world ,and end up just die and leave this world " what is...
    Farmerwork Farmerwork 22-25, F May 2

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    My purpose as a woman is to kick your ignorant *** if you believe foolish things like this. I'd love to lay a beat down on people who truly need to pull there heads out of there...
    NoRegretsAndNoRemorse NoRegretsAndNoRemorse 22-25, F 5 Responses May 2

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