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I Use My Mouth As a Urinal

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    I'm home now on leave after a long boring tour in Iraq... My woman is so good to me. I came out to visit her, the kids, and the other side of our families with this break that I have... Of course spending so much time apart and being in a place like the desert gives the mind...
    ckrazyp ckrazyp 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 27, 2011

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    How My Mouth Became A Urinal

    Years ago when there were many adult theaters around my wife and I would go every Friday and Saturday night, one of those nights when my wife was getting ****** I had to take a **** real bad when I got to the men's room they was all kinds of stuff going on there men sucking other...
    jcomerford jcomerford 36-40, M 3 Responses Mar 9, 2012

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    Mouth For Use As Urinal

    You come to our place alone or with your friends, you find my wife on her knees into a small inflatable pool , you unzip and take out your *****, and take a nice, long **** in her mouth. She want to swallow every drop, she try to do her best but there is so much **** ... I join...
    hommax hommax 41-45, M 5 Responses Feb 4, 2010

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    Public Urinal For Men

    a few months ago I started putting ads on craigslist for men to stop by my home to use my mouth as a urinal the results were not as I expected I didn't get any service first ad so I put another ad in got the same results. after about four weeks men started answering my ad I...
    jcomerford jcomerford 36-40, M Jan 5, 2013

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    Mistress'S Urinal Slave

    That is what She needs from me -- total urinal service, 24/7. Even when She is away, She pees in my baby bottle, and feeds me when She comes home. i drink nothing else but Her pee except when She orders me to attend Her parties, i serve any of Her Lady friends Who request...
    j0niLE j0niLE 66-70, T Apr 2, 2013

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