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    A Waste

    You have cast pearls to the swine. How can they appreciate it, Why would you expect them to?!
    Jan 4, 2013

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    Levat Levat 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 9

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    Some Benefits To Being Single

    Number 15 You CAN s l e e p Diagonally on your own bed 14 WILD NIGHTS!!! Thirteen Quiet Weekend XII NOT having to hang out with someone else's friends and/or family 11 Spending My Money...on THINGS I want to spend my money ON! Ten Opportunities to check out all what "ifs" 9...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 1 Response Jun 3, 2013

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    Relationships

    Sure you say that, there are Plenty of Fish in the Sea... But, at this very moment You are far from the sea... More like a desert... Like the Gobbi, Antarctic, Sahara, Artic, Arabian, Patagonian, Kalihari .... And so on.... Alone with no fish.... Thoughts of Motivation
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 19, 2012

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    I Should List Things That I Know Will Get Me Nowhere

    and Quickly! A) Try eating fire...with no pants on B) Use my Internet acrynoms...outside of my Internet usage C) Try parking my car on a bridge D) Getting an operation without anesthesia E) Consume radioactive isotopes F) Start a conversation with Todd or Kathryn G) Tickling a...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 19, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    Will show mine now if interested. Message me.
    BimmJackBud BimmJackBud 46-50, M 4 hrs ago

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    I miss days like this... *sigh* "Banana Pancakes" - Jack Johnson Can't you see that it's just raining? Ain't no need to go outside... But, baby, you hardly even notice When I try...
    BeachGypsy BeachGypsy 46-50, F 11 hrs ago

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    I have missed you so much. I got used to seeing your face every single morning of every single day. Seeing you in a dream is the only thing that keeps me alive in this world, and...
    VisionOfLove VisionOfLove 26-30, F 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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    There are many fund raising ideas available on the market to-day for anyone who is looking for them. Fund-raising a few ideas are easy to come up with and are very effective...
    shieldpint95 shieldpint95 26-30, M 17 hrs ago

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    This is basically the username I use for websites where I wish to remain anonymous.
    LittleMidnight LittleMidnight 18-21 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    Uses of palm trees Palm trees have many uses. So that you can make palm wine, o.. palm tree sap might be fermented. Palm trees, clinically referred to as Arecaceae or Palmae, are...
    shieldpint95 shieldpint95 26-30, M 17 hrs ago

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    Then afterwards, it can be used to berate people you find retarded? The same one you helped? (sarcasm) Truth: I don't believe in throwaway friends.
    poiemajeremiah poiemajeremiah 36-40, M 23 hrs ago

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    Good grief, before you send me message, please read this... 1.) Yes, I realize that my profile has a majority of mature topics but please be a gentleman and use the manners your...
    NaughtyWhispers NaughtyWhispers 36-40, F 14 Responses 2 days ago

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    I love my wife Lying in my bed I think of her I miss her affection she used to show me I want her to lie next to me Next to me naked I yearn our youthful love We are true to each...
    henkam henkam 46-50, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    will you give me a chance to be Jesus in my heart to you, or are you just on here for sex? i forgive those who are, but please realize i'm married. i cannot have any adultery or a...
    amazedbygrace amazedbygrace 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    I truely miss the times we had. I miss our little adventures, our jokes, our laughs & all the good times we had together playing videogames, so many laughs and good times. I would...
    Weretiger Weretiger 26-30 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Music, in combination with video is the most powerful form of expression that currently exists on this planet. Music on its own can refresh your mind, and video on its own can show...
    dabram71 dabram71 16-17, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    im into women but carnt see any who do this stuff still im here
    DamoLFC DamoLFC 36-40, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Honestly in such horny mood
    ajxoo ajxoo 18-21, M Aug 21

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    shoot me a message if interested!
    sexybruh305 sexybruh305 22-25, M Aug 20

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    I am getting to the point where I am starting to feel "iffish" about having people add me to their circle. Of course I avoid adding people to mine for that very reason, as well as...
    Jugemu Jugemu 31-35, M Aug 20

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    let's get naughty ladies and gents;)
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Aug 20

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    My Silent friend.....I remember that first one I read...It was everything he should have said, but chose to walk away instead...Your words ripped my heart to shreds...You had no...
    lifealwayschanges lifealwayschanges 41-45, F Aug 20

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    I am new here on Experience Project. I am told I should share an experience or two in order to start enjoying this site. 1. I am not sure I belong here but I am willing to give...
    KrystalP KrystalP 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 20

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    This is what my uncle said to me as a kid. I'm glad I was a loud obnoxious kid that ran away before anything happened and told my mom in the morning. I'm guilty of single handedly...
    imme163 imme163 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    I see a lot of posts on EP that girls are heartbroken which is surprising to me as I thought guys would never leave a girl. I am not here to advice anyone but I want to share some...
    anotherguyonearth anotherguyonearth 26-30, M Aug 18

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    Willing to show. Message me if interested.
    BimmJackBud BimmJackBud 46-50, M 2 Responses Aug 18

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    I'm up for this. Women only though :)
    lekkk lekkk 36-40, M Aug 18

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    I will show you my "things" if you show me your "things" just hit me up
    Tuxedo81 Tuxedo81 13-15, M Aug 17

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    Message me if you wanna see;)
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 17

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    Message me if you want to see more 😉
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Aug 17

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    "Longing for the past, but dreading the future. If not being used, well then you're a user and a loser." Aneshtesia-Type O Negative
    Myzery Myzery 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 17

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    Two truths and one lie: A) I accidentally wore a Playboy bunny shirt in elementary school. B) My aunt used to have 2 cats named Itchy & Scratchy. C) I didn't go to college...
    adhane05 adhane05 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 14

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    Private message me.................
    giggs95 giggs95 18-21, M Aug 14

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    a nice hot shower after a tiring day of work relaxes your mind, you get the best thoughts and flashback of the day in shower. you can re analyze the situations and can actually...
    ShantanuD ShantanuD 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 14

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    For the people out there I haven't had the pleasure of meeting: When you first go to press "send" on that P.M. that says... "hi"... or "hey" or... (my favorite).."what you think...
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 5 Responses Aug 13

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    I sprinkle that **** on everyday! The awkward moment is when my sarcasm is so advanced, that people actualy think i'm stupid. But all I do is insult them idiots, without them...
    NothingLeft2Say NothingLeft2Say 46-50, M Aug 13

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    I could never tell you this, because if I did you wouldn't understand, and you'd probably think I was some creeper. But I have to tell you I love you. I don't want you to think I...
    mmerose mmerose 16-17, F Aug 13

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    that's something I have never did even as I am writing this I have never shared any pics of me wearing diapers to Nyone
    damonmink damonmink 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 13

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    Who doesn't? I'm being serious there are some people you don't need in life and those are people who do t like long hot showers. You don't need that negativity in your life!
    hal84 hal84 26-30, M Aug 12

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