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I Use My Sarcasm To Show You My Truths

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    I Should List Things That I Know Will Get Me Nowhere

    and Quickly! A) Try eating fire...with no pants on B) Use my Internet acrynoms...outside of my Internet usage C) Try parking my car on a bridge D) Getting an operation without anesthesia E) Consume radioactive isotopes F) Start a conversation with Todd or Kathryn G) Tickling a...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 19, 2012

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    A Waste

    You have cast pearls to the swine. How can they appreciate it, Why would you expect them to?!
    Jan 4, 2013

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    Relationships

    Sure you say that, there are Plenty of Fish in the Sea... But, at this very moment You are far from the sea... More like a desert... Like the Gobbi, Antarctic, Sahara, Artic, Arabian, Patagonian, Kalihari .... And so on.... Alone with no fish.... Thoughts of Motivation
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 19, 2012

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    Some Benefits To Being Single

    Number 15 You CAN s l e e p Diagonally on your own bed 14 WILD NIGHTS!!! Thirteen Quiet Weekend XII NOT having to hang out with someone else's friends and/or family 11 Spending My Money...on THINGS I want to spend my money ON! Ten Opportunities to check out all what "ifs" 9...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 1 Response Jun 3, 2013

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    SHOWING YOU THE DARK! It was a small thing. A truly silly thing, really. A tiny little text I sent in a moment of Pain. The desire of wanting to connect.. connect someone who...
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    Now that EP lets you post video and pics, I thought it might be fun to do a virtual tour of my home town and show some of the neat features of Iowa City. Maybe others will want to...
    icDavey icDavey 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 11

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    hey all ! ... this is important and big. can i have a small time of yours, just little.. few minutes.. i sign up here around a year back to share my story with people and i did. i...
    heartless2 heartless2 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    Well. I thought I had video to post.....where'd it go?!
    icDavey icDavey 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 11

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    I couldn't pass this one up.
    BzzLghtyr BzzLghtyr 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Kind of, I think. My name is Jonathan which is a derivative of John which is English for Johannes – my father’s name. 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST...
    JWLakey JWLakey 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Kinda. It was like a last name of a great grandparent. 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I think Tuesday? 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING...
    RjMommy245 RjMommy245 22-25, F Jul 10

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    1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes. 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? About 8 months ago. 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not really, no. 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH...
    mbubu mbubu 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 8

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    1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes. My name came from a singer. Chyna Philips 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Monday. It was my worst day ever. 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR...
    chynnese chynnese 18-21, F Jul 10

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    1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nop 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? June 2nd 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Very 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Fish 5. DO YOU...
    Innocence28 Innocence28 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? yes. Well I have two first names; one is from the names of my parents combined, the other one is from the name of Mary. 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME...
    Ranessa Ranessa 16-17, F Jul 12

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    My Chinese zodiac is the Dragon. The 12 Chinese zodiac 1. Pig 1935 • 1947 • 1959 • 1971 • 1983 • 1995 • 2007 You are splendid companion, an intellectual with a...
    Skylar2000 Skylar2000 13-15, F 13 hrs ago

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    At school I show my buttcrack. Also I have a neighbor who's my age and female and I show her my *** every time she is outside. Also her little sister who is about 13 or 14 has her...
    buttslikecrazy buttslikecrazy 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 1

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    Who doesn't feel better after a shower. You just feel so clean, reinvigorated, and refreshed. I definitely appreciate showers even more after you haven't had one in a while...
    AlbuquerqueJay AlbuquerqueJay 31-35, M a week ago

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    I was at my friend's fourth of july party. There were no parents there, but there were little kids there. I was wearing my way too big for me low rise skinny jeans with a normal...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 1

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    Just about to have a shower & you wouldn't believe it but I'm going to be naked :)
    switchflicker90 switchflicker90 22-25, M 4 Responses Jun 28

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    as cold as this internet can be. there are some rare experiences that can just shock you with out ever thinking it could. i found a beautifull soul that got close like she knew the...
    vince89 vince89 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 30

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    There's no avoiding it. You're going to show your dangles, aren't you? I guess it's fine and all that you have that thing. I don't really want to see it. I can see plenty on line...
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 2 Responses Jun 30

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    I have to confess I really love reality Tv Shows. You know the type where the women fight and *****. I just can't get enough!! 👹
    Crystalclear91 Crystalclear91 22-25, F Jul 8

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    I long for the day we meet. To look upon you, into your eyes and through to your soul. To feel your warm embrace and taste your sweet kiss. To steal away and become one. I...
    imalright71 imalright71 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 10

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    Darlin' I'm complex to you and I don't always make sense because my actions may not always show what my heart feels. Most times the words come out wrong. In the depths of my being...
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    I look at you as if my world is complete but I know my love for you is dear but I know sometimes people may scramble your thoughts and make you feel sacred I believe in you and us...
    rique20 rique20 18-21, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Marc's Rant of the Day I don't know how many of you will stick with me through this post but here we go. Don't ask me to not use condoms. Are you serious? I'm special? That's...
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    This song is for a the most lovely friend I have on EP... *you* are the reason my otherwise work filled days seems brighter. Thank-you Lady for your cherished friendship, care and...
    Varun555 Varun555 31-35, M 2 Responses Jun 25

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    That just said it all! I need say no more! Got a baby-face, I'm 4 ft 8 so that's small, I smile and I am shy so all that makes me sweet, cute etc as well my personality will show...
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 26

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    I found this awesome amazing girl she so far had the same qualities as me to the T wow she is amazing I'd show you all what she looks like but I don't know if she would be ok with...
    heyheyhe heyheyhe 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 12

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    If you honestly think im attractive i want you to tell me so i can show you the true ugly in me lol jk but let me know (:
    verox3 verox3 13-15, F 27 Responses Jul 13

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    I guess it is ny fault why I am hurting because I wished for you dearly to be happy. Now, you are happy. At least I think you really are happy. By the way you smile and the way you...
    Wewerethereinthattime Wewerethereinthattime 18-21, F Jul 15

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    Just so you know. Any guy can tell you you're beautiful. And many will. The one that shows you that beautiful is more than skin deep, the one that takes the time. He's a keeper. Or...
    Ericjames13 Ericjames13 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 15

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    Honestly if you wanna get to know someone like me just be yourself and not something your not. I rather get to know the real than someone your just acting to be. Don't lie just be...
    XFallingAngelX XFallingAngelX 16-17, F a week ago

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    In my case they don't actually "leave". It's more like, the moments when they show you really how much they care for you aren't actually long lasting, y'know?
    gruuyi gruuyi 13-15, T 1 Response 2 days ago

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    YOU DESERVE TO HAVE SOMEONE Who Will Marry you and Love You forever. Who Will Worry and Care about You. Someone to Love You and Pamper You. Someone to Put You at the Center of the...
    imgreywlf imgreywlf 56-60, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    You were supposed to be me friend, my "best friend", my "brother", my support. But now I know, I know what you did and said, how you really perceived me. I just wish you hadn't...
    JerryTheFish JerryTheFish 16-17, M Jun 28

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    You. The first time I saw you, I thought you were the most handsome boy I had ever seen. You and your beautiful blue eyes. You were perfect to me. I told you everything, I let you...
    LoveandLoss17 LoveandLoss17 16-17, F 4 Responses Jul 10

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    It catches you by surprise sometimes at 2:42 am, you suddenly realize she's gone now, even though you'll go through hell and back just for one of those long hugs she use to give...
    evya evya 18-21, M Jul 12

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    It's a sin to be straight. It's unnatural. It's disgusting. God hates you. You'll burn in hell. You can change it. It's just a phase. It's a sickness. We can pray it way. You like...
    Wynnieskye Wynnieskye 16-17, F 6 Responses 4 days ago

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    And I may even use it against you
    mrmarine mrmarine 46-50, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I was 14 or 15 ,,I am not really sure but I believe 15 ,,,I had broke up with my girl friend (a short time later became my wife) and I was staying at Mom and Dads ,( my girlfriend...
    rckt148 rckt148 51-55, M 7 hrs ago

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     yers are able to be part of acquainted factions, like the Mage’s society and Fighter’s society, and may even become a lamia or a mythical creature. additionally to the 3...
    mmogoogle mmogoogle 22-25, M 1 hr ago

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    And now my dedicated poem to the world of sarcasm ^w^’ Brain: Is this sarcastic owO Hector: Let’s get her ^//w//^ *This is always the perfect opportunity to finish her off :{3...
    SquirrellyGal2493 SquirrellyGal2493 18-21 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Sarcasm is not a turn on for me. I already have one person in my life who thinks that her fluent use of it some how makes her attractive or wanted more. It doesnt!!
    Workoutguy720 Workoutguy720 26-30, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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