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I Use My Sarcasm To Show You My Truths

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    I Should List Things That I Know Will Get Me Nowhere

    and Quickly! A) Try eating fire...with no pants on B) Use my Internet acrynoms...outside of my Internet usage C) Try parking my car on a bridge D) Getting an operation without anesthesia E) Consume radioactive isotopes F) Start a conversation with Todd or Kathryn G) Tickling a...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 19, 2012

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    Relationships

    Sure you say that, there are Plenty of Fish in the Sea... But, at this very moment You are far from the sea... More like a desert... Like the Gobbi, Antarctic, Sahara, Artic, Arabian, Patagonian, Kalihari .... And so on.... Alone with no fish.... Thoughts of Motivation
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 19, 2012

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    A Waste

    You have cast pearls to the swine. How can they appreciate it, Why would you expect them to?!
    Jan 4, 2013

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    Some Benefits To Being Single

    Number 15 You CAN s l e e p Diagonally on your own bed 14 WILD NIGHTS!!! Thirteen Quiet Weekend XII NOT having to hang out with someone else's friends and/or family 11 Spending My Money...on THINGS I want to spend my money ON! Ten Opportunities to check out all what "ifs" 9...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 1 Response Jun 3, 2013

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    As an annoying person, I can attest to that fact that sarcasm isn't very effective, as I still feel I'm right until you prove me wrong. When someone uses sarcasm on me I just see...
    herewegothen herewegothen 18-21, M May 7

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    One of the most important things or skills that anyone can learn relative to poker and to a lesser degree blackjack is learning to read your opponent’s voice or voices. Don’t...
    HaroldJenson HaroldJenson 31-35, M May 21

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    I'm giving away free di_ck pics if you want one just message me
    TheOneForHer TheOneForHer 13-15, M 1 Response May 2

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    But in actuality I'm using you because I'm enjoying this also. is that wrong?
    Patricia410 Patricia410 18-21, F 4 Responses May 14

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    The usually think I'm joking but I'm completely honest
    TheDemonsWithin TheDemonsWithin 13-15, M May 7

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    Just Got my all access pass!! lol
    justanothercanuck justanothercanuck 31-35, M May 12

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    I'm sorry but the people on here do not know how to use sarcasm properly
    cassycass13 cassycass13 16-17, F May 24

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    I'm new, so this sounds like a fun thing to try. I'll answer any questions, but whether or not I tell the truth or use sarcasm is up to me 😁
    deleted deleted 26-30 15 Responses a week ago

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    Symptoms that the ex nevertheless enjoys you and wants you back again: Does your ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend nevertheless such as you?Every time you revisit whilst logged into...
    Michael0962opo3 Michael0962opo3 31-35, M 1 Response May 22

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    EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS!I have had this fear of abandonment for many years because I was truly abandon when I was a child by my father. Then when I became a teenager my sister...
    thequeenofwealth thequeenofwealth 22-25, F 16 hrs ago

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    Lately I've been making an observation about people and their behaviors. It's a Social norm I've become sort of annoyed by but it demonstrates what I'm referring to. So some of...
    ManifestoOfThePhoenix ManifestoOfThePhoenix 26-30, M 1 Response May 12

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    Experience has taught me let people show you they want being around you, I use to make the first move trail and error made me realize if they want you around they should make feel...
    Brandnewhim2015 Brandnewhim2015 26-30, M May 23

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    One of my friends used to shower in a bodysuit, rofl.
    AllyLogan AllyLogan 18-21, F May 10

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    Pain factor Pain is like a fire. Instead of cringing and crying in it's heat, look up. It is also throwing light on everything around you. It shows you the truth without the veil...
    xtaldart xtaldart 31-35, M 2 Responses May 5

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    There are lots of attainable itineraries for you to select from. It is possible to expend a calming week alongside the untouched and verdant Carian Coastline of Turkey, which...
    Andrew0369nbp8 Andrew0369nbp8 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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    1.im from a military base in Texas (fort hood) 2.my initials are mmm 3.love the color black 4. Love chicken 5.the show a haunting is one of my favorite shows ( you should watch...
    xxtina15 xxtina15 16-17, F 1 Response May 4

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    In the world now, it is exceedingly essential that you understand VPS in India. This informative article will cover everything from Indian to host to hosting. VPS Hosting is...
    healthyardor7544 healthyardor7544 26-30, M 1 Response May 18

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    I like wearing thongs to the point where it's the only kind of underwear I wear. While I was at home, I was just chilin with my boyfriend. Now, I was wearing a little sweater and a...
    callibutt89 callibutt89 26-30, F 6 Responses May 24

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    I was at my friend's fourth of july party. There were no parents there, but there were little kids there. I was wearing my way too big for me low rise skinny jeans with a normal...
    callibutt89 callibutt89 26-30, F May 24

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    HOME..... (some of the lyrics have been altered to suit me better) I will be coming home, just to be really alone 'cause I know your really not there and I know you really...
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 1 Response May 6

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    Your sitting in your chair after enjoying the meal I served you watching a show you recorded. I like to lie back on the sofa to watch the show with you. I lie away from you. When...
    mysecretexperience mysecretexperience 41-45, F 20 Responses 3 days ago

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    Id love to show you some pics
    hubbuh hubbuh 22-25, M 10 Responses 3 days ago

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    They change to best web and email hosting while organizations require full control over their specific server company, from your kind-of equipment that their variety machine runs...
    dobbyha08 dobbyha08 22-25, F 1 Response May 7

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    use me for your pleasure it my only purpose
    candysissyfag candysissyfag 26-30, T a week ago

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    Love 1126 its okay you blocked me. i would like to know why you ask foe people to send you stories then block those that do. its okay I don't mind you showing your BF either I like...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 2

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    I will marry you and I will show you what a supportive loving husband I can be and you will be so happy I can see it I am working towards it x
    Sirwithherkey Sirwithherkey 36-40, M 2 Responses May 2

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    I honestly don't care what you are or what your preference is. If you I think you are attractive then I'm sure I would enjoy being with you in any capacity. In bed or out. Honestly...
    greyballs greyballs 56-60, M 2 Responses May 8

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    I did get in touch with their Business office nevertheless and so they referred me to a wonderful affiliate marketing and advertising sort system which can take the creativeness...
    Michael0962opo3 Michael0962opo3 31-35, M 1 Response May 19

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    Despite what you might think, the main reason people undertake household renovations or construction tasks themselves is not simply to save money (or at least it shouldn’t be...
    deepakrajput deepakrajput 22-25, M a week ago

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    love young girls.would love to show you how a old man works.
    hotlicker68 hotlicker68 56-60, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I Live in las vegas nevada Im married with 4 beautiful children of my own. I have recently come down with the urge to share my seed with a wanting mommy to be, so i went a got...
    breedvegas breedvegas 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    Best night ever :) Too bad you were sleepy i could spend the whole night talking to you. The most amazing girl ever and i am stupidly and crazily inlove with you. I wish i could...
    msb2015 msb2015 26-30, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    When I show you how harsh I can be, how strong I can lift things around, how dark don't scare me, how I can fight, but I am still a woman. Who needs to be embraced, to be coddle...
    TAsubsgirl TAsubsgirl 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    It's in my personality to give as much as I'm able. Taking care of you: When your sick or when you need support Listening to you: Enjoying hearing about your day, good or bad...
    Hm3454 Hm3454 41-45, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    You smile in the two-way mirror of my eyes. I put on my faith like I wear a disguise. You cant see my soul. See the life that I live. I show you the mask, of the best I give. I...
    LifeOnAThread LifeOnAThread 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    to all boys out there, if u have a mother or a sister, consider them being in the situation on how you treat girls. do u want that to happen to them? before you think of your...
    sheiszahra sheiszahra 22-25, F May 11

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    Happy Birthday Jordon!! I can't believe you are 18 today, boy how the years fly lol I remember when I used to babysit you and now you are graduating and moving on to college. I am...
    SexyMomma26 SexyMomma26 26-30, F May 14

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    And I would be asking a whole bunch of questions: 1. What was it like for you growing up? 2. What music do you like? 3. What do you like to do in your free time? 4. Musical...