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I Use My Sarcasm To Show You My Truths

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    A Waste

    You have cast pearls to the swine. How can they appreciate it, Why would you expect them to?!
    Jan 4, 2013

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    Some Benefits To Being Single

    Number 15 You CAN s l e e p Diagonally on your own bed 14 WILD NIGHTS!!! Thirteen Quiet Weekend XII NOT having to hang out with someone else's friends and/or family 11 Spending My Money...on THINGS I want to spend my money ON! Ten Opportunities to check out all what "ifs" 9...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 1 Response Jun 3, 2013

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    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Sep 8

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    Relationships

    Sure you say that, there are Plenty of Fish in the Sea... But, at this very moment You are far from the sea... More like a desert... Like the Gobbi, Antarctic, Sahara, Artic, Arabian, Patagonian, Kalihari .... And so on.... Alone with no fish.... Thoughts of Motivation
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 19, 2012

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    I Should List Things That I Know Will Get Me Nowhere

    and Quickly! A) Try eating fire...with no pants on B) Use my Internet acrynoms...outside of my Internet usage C) Try parking my car on a bridge D) Getting an operation without anesthesia E) Consume radioactive isotopes F) Start a conversation with Todd or Kathryn G) Tickling a...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 19, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    Girls I'm always happy to show you everything. Guys too, if I'm in the right mood. Add me on skype at ken.weston512
    ken512 ken512 36-40, M Oct 16

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    Please, Master, all I desire is to be used to satisfy you, and to know I satisfy you.
    LittleStain LittleStain 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 8

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    Well here goes! This is mine!
    Crdrinker Crdrinker 46-50, M 2 Responses Oct 16

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    Guys hit me up ;) willing rinsed anything ;)
    Mrpenguin24 Mrpenguin24 22-25, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Everyone has their own reasons for waking up every morning.. Mine is Him!! He's the reason I choose to wake up every morning, the reason I fight for a better life!! He's my reason...
    Anngeleyes Anngeleyes 26-30, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    "Lies, deception, and false truths are the substitutes of what used to be your lullabies. Can't distinguish the laughter from the cries. Bags under your eyes, so you use make-up to...
    PricelessLegacy PricelessLegacy 31-35, F Oct 4

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    Friend of Mine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JioorCPrMI8 I've known you for so long You are a friend of mine But is this all we'd ever be? I've loved you ever since You are a...
    Samwan Samwan 70+, F Oct 6

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    If I told you that I loved you, would you love me back. I will give you everything I can. everything I am. I want to drive my passion in you. I don't want to stop. I want to show...
    Misspsychaddict Misspsychaddict 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 8

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    I want to be on the Ellen Degeneres Show. I work hard every day I'm a cheerleader, volleyball player, and dancer. Ellen I would love to show you my tricks and flexibility I have...
    juliannaarrow juliannaarrow 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    "All You Never Say" You've been searching Have you found many things? Time for learning Why have I not learnt a thing? Words with no meaning Have kept me dreaming But they don't...
    Cocosavethetatas Cocosavethetatas 22-25, F 4 hrs ago

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    If you show me your drawings I show you my drawings
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I love you for a reason. And the reason is You. You may never understand me, you may never trust me, you may never love me. But I will always. There were tons of waves you had...
    youarehope youarehope 22-25, M Oct 5

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    You need to learn more about juicing before you can make it a part of your daily life. The juicing techniques that are provided in this article can help you start off as healthy as...
    greensdrinksnews greensdrinksnews 26-30, M Oct 13

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    There exists a big wide range of various types of used and new boats for sale in Perth, Australia. To study the different types of boats in existence, a single could search on line...
    Laurenazrj90 Laurenazrj90 31-35, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I'm going to go take a HOT SHOWER, you know it's the same a regular shower just with me in it. ;)
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 9 Responses 3 days ago

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    If you want someone to talk, talk. Don't complain how everybody's ears are faulted, how you are misunderstood, misjudged and how people can't be trusted. And how the world has been...
    izzypie izzypie 36-40, F 4 Responses Sep 30

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    I do naughty things while looking at younger girls. Show me your favorite pics and I'll show you mine
    kittygurl66 kittygurl66 26-30, F 12 Responses Oct 9

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    Really liked the season premiere. That last few minutes really blew me away. Really shows you can't stop watching cause you never know what is coming next.
    JackisMe JackisMe 41-45, M Oct 12

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    I don't know why you girls are afraid to show your true beauty (without putting too much make up)
    mahdiraza mahdiraza 16-17, M Oct 17

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    “German is a much more precise language than English. Americans throw the word love around for everything: I love my wife! I love all my friends! I love rock music! I love the...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M 3 Responses Sep 27

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    For everyone whose ever been in long distance relationship, a call or a text means a lot. If we miss it, we would be devastated for the whole days. It had been two weeks since the...
    candy8ar candy8ar 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    Oh there are plenty of people I can name who did this. This is the prime reason I have developed serious trust issues. I always hold back a lot when I am with others. Every time I...
    Susana1985 Susana1985 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 7

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    Boys and girls on EP, please be careful of the many pervs and pedophiles here. They will message you and the conversation will seem innocent at first. They'll start off with. Hi Im...
    KiannaJ KiannaJ 22-25, F 3 Responses Sep 26

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    Today, tomorrow, everyday let me shower you with adoration, passion, friendship, companionship, sex and love
    Indigolesbian70 Indigolesbian70 41-45, F 2 Responses Oct 2

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    I'm looking for Skype buddies who like bellybuttons anyone is interested message me I can even show you mine if you want
    xaxgx xaxgx 18-21, M Oct 5

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    Shows you can't handle an adult conversation if you resort to it. Good luck being weak minded and riding the short bus. I can do this all day.
    Jadedlasswins Jadedlasswins 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 15

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    You are important. Important to the world. Important to others. Important to me. Never think you are worthless and never think no one cares about you when all seems dull. I am...
    exsaiyan exsaiyan 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    Leave the curtain shut I prefer to be cut Off from the outside I needed you like the sunshine Fill my cup with the memory of you And us You and us You're all I ever needed I...
    angiede angiede 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    Sarcasm is a wonderful thing when used occasionally. Use it too often and you are never taken seriously.
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 2 Responses Oct 14

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    I am the johnny Appleseed of sarcasm.
    bluetiful bluetiful 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 2

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    Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but it's amazing and I love it. Well, I love it if it's me that is being sarcastic
    musicislife00 musicislife00 16-17, F Oct 11

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    1. My name is Preet. 2. I have curly black hair that still isn't under control. 3. I love to read. 4. I thoroughly enjoy watching stand up. 5. If you try to use normal grammar and...
    CosmicLotus CosmicLotus 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    You know the feeling when you haven't cut in so long that it's scary to think that you ever did... Then there's the feeling when you haven't in a long time and you're sitting there...
    ttn159 ttn159 16-17, F 49 mins ago

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    Hmmm 2 truths and 1 lie. 1) I've never been to a beach 2) I love making people smile 3) I love Thin mints :P
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 13

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    1. I once tried eating a cheeseburger with 31 patties. Got about 25 patties in then vomited all over it!! 2. I have a slight phobia over showing people my tongue because once when...
    baconrind baconrind 26-30, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I will definitely tell you. Be offended or not, I don't care. I am not here to make anyone feel comfortable and secure. Lies are comfort; Truths are discomfort. Get used to it.
    Artimas Artimas 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 2

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    1) I watch lesbian **** sometimes 2) I have a dog called Bella 3) I used to smoke weed every night
    rejextharry rejextharry 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 16

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    Yeah, everybody's commenting about the group name. My first thought was "My smarter what?", second was "Or is that smarter as in smarting...". Only third did I think it might be...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M Sep 30

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    1. My name is Erica 2. I'm 14 3. I'm a freshman in highschool 4. Im a triplet 5. I play the violin 6. I love video games 7. I can lick my own nose 8. I'm so pale that my friends...
    AwesomeErica AwesomeErica 13-15, F 7 Responses Oct 1

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    There are so many people on here that are like " I'm soooo sarcastic!" Well woop-dee-******-doo! What do you want? A medal?
    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M Oct 6

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    cmon shoot it :P throw ur best question and i will answer it with sarcasm..;)
    pullygoel pullygoel 22-25, M 2 Responses Oct 14

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    Can you really hear the beating of your significant other's heart when you lie on their chest Literally? Cos I'd rather grab a stethoscope.
    Provinceana Provinceana 18-21, F 5 days ago

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