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    A Triumph For Squirrels Everywhere

    Here is one adapted from the 1930s, I think.  Can you guess which very funny guy was responsible for the original?EP Link#6580075
    TheSquirrel TheSquirrel 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2012

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    The Group's Representative in the Picture

    The man in the picture representing this group is someone I quote from, or refer to, quite a bit. He created some of the greatest lines ever delivered in the English language.
    TheSquirrel TheSquirrel 46-50, M 2 Responses Sep 8, 2011

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    Among The Benefits Of Reading And Getting Older

    Among the benefits of reading and getting older is throwing out old quotes. There are instances where people know the origins of some of the things I say, but usually only if it is a movie from the last ten years. Otherwise, I am free to drop those lines at will, always hoping...
    TheSquirrel TheSquirrel 46-50, M Sep 8, 2011

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    Yeah noone knows me fully I think.
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F Oct 31

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    Everyone I know knows my problems and no one helps. Today I said my step mom if I can go see a counselor and she said "what the **** do you think I'm made of money? You really...
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    Those nights you just wanna cry because you have no one to talk to about your situation
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    I have two main sides to me, but the majority of people only see one. I wish that I did not hide the other part of me, though, and feel that it is too late now..
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    - In fact I'm so much of a hopeless romantic, I write about it!! I write about the stuff I don't have, just to be able to at least say I had it once and lost it all over again...
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    I have friends but none of them truly know the real me. They know things that I have gone through but I feel they don't know who I am. No matter what i say I am told I'm wrong or...
    kayleej53 kayleej53 13-15, F 1 hr ago

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    My ep friend bedwetter2 said, "that sweat tea makes people **** like a race horse", he was right I leaked a good bit last night.
    traebramlett traebramlett 18-21, M 4 Responses Nov 2

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    I've always been like that. Theres just something about an older guy that I am just so attracted too. Yeah I'm only 17 but I know what I want and that's an older guy that knows...
    LovingTheNewMe LovingTheNewMe 16-17, F 5 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Nothing better than a mature older guy who knows what he's doing
    dontsayaword123 dontsayaword123 18-21, F 9 Responses Oct 28

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    Looking for a dominant older man who knows how to please
    LipsOfAnAngel89 LipsOfAnAngel89 22-25, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    My biggest fantasy is to be with a woman that likes to use strap-ons one guys I'd love to get to know people who are of the same mind
    curiouslad34 curiouslad34 22-25, M 2 Responses Nov 14

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    If he really wants me to stay he will have to put 100% in... We'll see, but he knows he won't have me easily. He's going to have to work hard to have me and he knows it...
    Summerandroses Summerandroses 22-25, F 14 hrs ago

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    “God knows I didn't mean to fall in love with her” ― Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms
    josephwrites josephwrites 41-45, M 3 hrs ago

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    Be with someone who knows exactly what they have when they have you, not someone who will realize it after they have lost you.
    Nannyxd Nannyxd 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    Never called nobody father Why bother? When you left you took God with you Never met no preacher who wasn?t tryin? to reach her sellin? heaven takin? your sin home with him Saw...
    Alweleevbehind Alweleevbehind 18-21, F 34 mins ago

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    I just like the title! I would like to think someone thinks I am sexy but....who knows
    bacon62 bacon62 51-55, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I have been told by many friends that I am a walking collection of Deanisms. (For those that don't know, Dean...or Deano...is my nickname...now, use it with respect!) These...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M Oct 30

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    I try to reach out but it feels impossible! I remember when I young and dumb (19) I fell in love with this girl and it didn't go my way and I was down... But I was living one of...
    ozboybrian ozboybrian 26-30 1 Response Nov 10

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    Its my normal habit of reading quotes since I was A CHILD. It never mattered whether I understood them fully or not, but we had this quotation book that I used to read. When I was...
    swan87 swan87 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 30

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    I love movie quotes. "I have a "time machine"Back to the Future "Don't get mentally irregular" Rocky "The pistols are firing" Hoosiers "I'll be back" Terminator "Every partner...
    tryingagainII tryingagainII 56-60, M 1 Response Nov 7

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    "The Sounds of Silence" Simon & Garfunkel Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because a vision softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    I have recently discovered that I am attracted to older guys, not old guys. Guys ten to twenty years older than me. Or guys in their mid-thirties. I never told anyone, not even my...
    oliviapalm oliviapalm 18-21, F 9 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    For some reason this has been on my mind recently, so I thought I'd share, in case someone else is struggling with the same issue. I used to be anorexic. I remember being a kid...
    AmayaTsuki AmayaTsuki 22-25, F 4 hrs ago

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    My eyes burn from baring my soul. Exposing my soul to no one but myself is something I have to get used to. Been hiding under illusions. Cowering in fear. The phase is over. But my...
    littlemisslight littlemisslight 26-30, F 4 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    I love one pieces and couldn't imagine swimming in anything else, lord knows I dont have the figure for a bikini. I spent some time as a competitive swimmer in high school, so...
    nothingnobodynowhere nothingnobodynowhere 26-30, F 6 Responses Nov 2

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    "Still, you’ll hear voices that incessantly warn of government as nothing more than some separate, sinister entity that’s the root of all our problems, even as they do their...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M Nov 3

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    Reading quotes makes me feel better. Whoever writes quotes are very wise people. I'm good at writing poems and songs but not quotes. Those who write quotes are blessed indeed.
    Myalee Myalee 41-45, F 2 days ago

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    Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. Francis Bacon
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 2 Responses Oct 27

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    A Friend... “A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.” ~ Donna Roberts
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    “And you tried to change, didn’t you? Closed your mouth more. Tried to be softer, prettier, less volatile, less awake… You can’t make homes out of human beings. Someone...
    WithGracefulness WithGracefulness 46-50, F 1 Response Nov 1

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    “Some birds are not meant to be caged, that's all. Their feathers are too bright, their songs too sweet and wild. So you let them go, or when you open the cage to feed them they...
    johnL3 johnL3 18-21, M 3 Responses Nov 6

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    “A woman knows very well that, though a wit sends her his poems, praises her judgment, solicits her criticism, and drinks her tea, this by no means signifies that he respects her...
    WithGracefulness WithGracefulness 46-50, F Nov 10

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    “Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess...
    FrostyBlu FrostyBlu 36-40, M 1 Response Nov 17

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    this video contains a bunch of good footage from the LA riots... to the tune of one of my personal favorite bands, sublime. enjoy:
    mierdamundo mierdamundo 31-35 18 hrs ago

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    This experience made me think of Act My Age by One Direction. "No I won't act my age"
    AtlPunk1D AtlPunk1D 13-15, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    "It's said that All Hallows' Eve is one of the nights when the veil between the worlds is thin - and whether you believe in such things or not, those roaming spirits probably...
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 31

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    I am a film buff and love quotes lol so the two combine wonderfully. I love a good quote that's either prophetic or funny. I also like Zen like quotes: "I can't be arsed having...
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M Nov 6

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    I choose...to live by choice, not by chance; to make changes, not excuses; to be motivated, not manipulated; to be useful, not used; to excel, not compete. I choose self-esteem...
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    The skin under the eyes is particularly sensitive and is among the most quickly topic to break since it is far thinner and delicate. This is actually the put the place fine strains...
    Matthew9360qft1 Matthew9360qft1 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 16

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    “Everyone believes the world's greatest lie..." says the mysterious old man. "What is the world's greatest lie?" the little boy asks. The old man replies, "It's this: that at a...
    GrimCreeper0150 GrimCreeper0150 22-25, M 20 hrs ago

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    Can someone give me some funny one-liners/quotes? Please?
    InvaderGashloog InvaderGashloog 70+, F 3 Responses Nov 5

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    OK so I'm 13 and wrting my own quotes. I've been told I am a very good writer by several different ppl. Here is one I personally love and pertains to everyone. I bleed,when I get...
    wannaloveyou wannaloveyou 13-15, F