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I Use Vegetables As Sex Toys

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    English Cucumber - i love playing the cucumber. I cover it with saliva first and then i slowly insert inside of my arse. it is impressive to see that I can go as deep as 15 inch...
    jmpl jmpl 46-50 Jan 22, 2013

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    Cantelope - I have seen videos of dudes using a cantelope to jerk off with, so I went shopping! Picked up a cantelope cut a hollow hole through cantelope, stuck my hard c*ck...
    jerkme2005 jerkme2005 46-50, M 2 Responses Dec 18, 2010

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    Egg Salad - Eggs -Hard Boiled & peeledCelery- cut to length desired for both endsBanana- peeled for lubricationwarm up egg in hot water -set asideOh and ice cubes... for both ends...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 28, 2012

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    Hot Sexy Thanksgiving - My husband is a fantastic cook and does most of the cooking in our house. This year Thankgiving would be just the two of us. We talked about just going out...
    Brenda56 Brenda56 36-40, F 5 Responses Nov 25, 2012

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    My Significant Other Wanted To Try This - And i enjoyed it. It was a spur of the moment thing during sex as he was obsessed with filling my ***** with whatever he could. He thought...
    deadgirlsfairytale deadgirlsfairytale 26-30, F 8 Responses May 21, 2012

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    Love Veggies - Cucumbers work well but you can't shape them like you can a nice big carrot. Sme squash is shaped well with a thick end and a thinner end. I like things that make my...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 22, 2013

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    Melon - Heard about ******* a melon, so I tried. Cut a hole in both sides. Not cold. ******* it felt pretty good and I deposited *** inside. Rubbed me a little raw though...
    tomthetinker tomthetinker 70+, M Jan 11, 2011

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    Good Girl Stays In - Last night I was a good girl and stayed in instead of going out like the previous night. My husband has been away for a week and won't come back until Monday...
    SimpleGal SimpleGal 22-25, F 10 Responses Aug 4, 2013

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    Zucchini Is Fun - I just used a zucchini and it was great. EP Link#album I've also used cucumber, summer squash and large carrots. Carrots can be shaped with a knife to provide...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 29, 2013

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    Learning ? - don't have much of a story to tell about veggies.. but,, i'm wanting to learn about what i can get my **** into for pleasure.
    biker001 biker001 61-65, M 2 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    I Love - I love to insert all kinds vegetable in my ***** if u want to see message me and suggestions are welcome
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Oct 19, 2013

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    Produce Rocks - Yes... I **** my own *** with produce occasionally.. Carrots are easy... Cucumbers a little tougher... But the one I remember was a huge yellow squash... It took a...
    czarinaowned czarinaowned 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 12, 2013

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    The Hard-boiled Egg Trick - This is what Rob told me. I haven't tried this out, but he swears by it. Here's how it went down. We were at the bar talking sex among the guys, when...
    studfinder studfinder 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 1, 2012

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    Vegetables - I've used many different kinds of vegetables. My favourites have been carrots of varying sizes for my bum and cucumbers for my *****. Don't really like potatoes...
    Stupid1one Stupid1one 22-25, F 8 Responses Apr 15, 2013

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    Time To Upgrade - You know it's time to upgrade to a real vibrator when...  
    sammi11 sammi11 41-45, T 12 Responses Oct 3, 2010

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    Cucumbers - I was really horny out on the road. I have some toys and lube I bring with me. Before I stopped at the hotel, I went shopping and bought some beer and since I was...
    bikermeat bikermeat 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 6, 2013

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    First Time - I just tried a cucumber in my *** last night, it felt so good. I haven't played with my *** in a while so it really opened me up, I can't wait to try it again.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Dec 17, 2011

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    In A Jam They'll Do - I used them early on (cucumber (very large cucumbers) and bananas) in my sexual journey but have long since found that I prefer toys that are specifically...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 9, 2011

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    Bumpy And Cold - Cucumbers and zucchini squash are actually the best for me, not only for the shape, but that they retain their lack of heat so well. I like the bumpy skin of...
    auroramaru auroramaru 46-50, F 13 Responses Oct 16, 2010

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    Carrots! But What Now? - I have Been sticking carrots up my rear for sometime now, tried a zucchini once but the texture of the skin hurt. What else should i try? Most carrots don...
    Chester1988 Chester1988 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 17, 2012

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    Love To ********** With Produce! - There is something about the cold hard zucchini or cucumber that gets me wild! I like to put a condom on my very special picked produce and go to...
    Jpmiller Jpmiller 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 17, 2012

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    the other day i was all alone in my apartment my wife was at here mother's and i was a bit horny , i surfed the web at last i found a really sexy looking t girl , so i started...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2013

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    Data Mining On Ep - I became aware of the data mining industry when a previous employer required we submit our social security numbers on a signed authorization so an outside data...
    sharkohickenbottom sharkohickenbottom 56-60, M Mar 6, 2011

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    Banana, The Best To Insert - i have used banana as a **** and inserted in me many times and its really cool.... after i **** with that ,i eat it off and its so tasty then...
    pppriyankap pppriyankap 22-25, F 19 Responses Jan 16, 2011

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    My Ex GF, The Carrot And Me! - As a birthday surprise, I once shaped a huge carrot into a **** and hid it in the freezer. At the right time we were *******, i got it and fed it...
    matstep009 matstep009 46-50, M Mar 22, 2013

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    Love Vegetables... - I really enjoy playing with vegetables, either alone or with a girlfriend. I found cucumbers the best but I have also used carrots quite a lot. There is...
    SapphicPaula SapphicPaula 46-50, F 3 Responses Jan 10, 2012

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    Cucumbers, The Bigger The Better - I love the feeling as a cucumber stretches my *** a little, as it goes in, sometime I moan if its a little bigger than my *** wanted, but I take...
    stringass stringass 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 1, 2011

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    Me and R have been together for more than a year now. At the beginning he wasn't interested in sex at all, he was very respectful and made me wait for it. I was crying inside...
    Miss2nn Miss2nn 18-21, F Apr 9

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    Result of the “talk” Friday night & going to try to keep this as condensed as possible. But, Im going to preface this with….some ppl on here would NOT consider my situation...
    Neverthoughtit Neverthoughtit 46-50, F 11 Responses Mar 29

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    I'll be married for 10 years in November. We have been together 14 years. I am 35 and my husband is 40. We dated 4 years before we got married.We had sex very few times when I was...
    sweetwoman34 sweetwoman34 31-35, F 22 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    lahoward33 lahoward33 61-65, F 5 hrs ago

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    Not the adult kind, but the kind you'd normally see ten year olds with. I have no shame in this; I love what I do. I'm also very proud of myself. When I was around nine, I wondered...
    WinterIncandescence WinterIncandescence 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    After my husband cheated on me with prostitutes (see the experience before this), I've found I want sex all the time now. I had a fairly high sex drive before, and he certainly...
    MrsElizabeth MrsElizabeth 31-35, F 6 Responses Mar 23

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    I've not had sex for over a year now I'm gonna go mental soon it's all good using toys and that but it's never the same as having a man or woman **** you. Mechanically endured...
    MistressJ96 MistressJ96 18-21, F 18 Responses Mar 21

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    This is difficult for me to admit, but being at such a young age (partner is the same) I would have though sex and intimacy would be a greater part of our relationship. Currently...
    geogreen geogreen 22-25, M 8 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Hello hello is there anyone to talk to mee all the sexy girls out there can you chat nd talk to me ?
    Rocko989 Rocko989 18-21, M 9 hrs ago

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    I would like to meet women for sex and photo exchange
    stephen123321 stephen123321 36-40, M 9 hrs ago

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    Duh. Well, I am not familiar with the proper etiquette of using chopsticks like you're not supposed to poke food using them but I can definitely use them. Eating on bowls seem...
    kixisback kixisback 22-25 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Ok, so I liked a page or "me too-ed" a page a while back saying I wanted to lose my virginity. So I just want to make it clear that for me, that statement was just in general. I...
    Smiling4Me Smiling4Me 16-17, F 3 hrs ago

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    It just seems so real. The feel, the warmth, the passion, the intensity, the climax, the foreplay. And when I wake I remember that it was all fake. Made up in my mind. Fantasizing...
    ninerzoon ninerzoon 36-40, M 49 mins ago

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    No . .nothing to do with sex. I have a soft toy horse and also a doggie and I cuddle them in the dark. I was 49 last week :)
    dispossessed dispossessed 46-50, F 1 Response Mar 20

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    Planning things out for wives and mine date night tomorrow. Wine, adult videos, restraints and toys.
    Pornfreaks Pornfreaks 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 27

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    Hi, it's Dakota again. I've already told my story of being raped by my uncle and three strange men last summer, just after I turned 14. One of the men was killed in a bad drug deal...
    mouthdakota mouthdakota 18-21, M Apr 4

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    Hi, it's Dakota again. I've already told my story of being raped by my uncle and three strange men last summer, just after I turned 14. One of the men was killed in a bad drug deal...
    mouthdakota mouthdakota 18-21, M 10 Responses Apr 4

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    Yep, I have had all of these done to me, what about you? 10. They don’t pick up the phone: While men feel good as they manage to take the girls’ phone number, the girls often...
    Teasedandfrustrated Teasedandfrustrated 51-55, M 5 days ago