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I Use Vegetables As Sex Toys

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    Cantelope

    I have seen videos of dudes using a cantelope to jerk off with, so I went shopping! Picked up a cantelope cut a hollow hole through cantelope, stuck my hard c*ck inside and used it like a fleshlight, have to admit I enjoyed it.
    jerkme2005 jerkme2005 46-50, M 2 Responses Dec 18, 2010

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    Data Mining On Ep

    I became aware of the data mining industry when a previous employer required we submit our social security numbers on a signed authorization so an outside data mining company could check our driving records for the company vehicles, mine spotless. Apparently once authorized, let...
    sharkohickenbottom sharkohickenbottom 56-60, M Mar 6, 2011

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    Hot Sexy Thanksgiving

    My husband is a fantastic cook and does most of the cooking in our house. This year Thankgiving would be just the two of us. We talked about just going out to dinner but decided to just have a nice day at home. with a greatly scaled back meal. He was up at 6am to start getting...
    Brenda56 Brenda56 36-40, F 4 Responses Nov 25, 2012

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    Banana, The Best To Insert

    i have used banana as a **** and inserted in me many times and its really cool.... after i **** with that ,i eat it off and its so tasty then...
    pppriyankap pppriyankap 22-25, F 20 Responses Jan 16, 2011

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    English Cucumber

    i love playing the cucumber. I cover it with saliva first and then i slowly insert inside of my arse. it is impressive to see that I can go as deep as 15 inch. Sometimes I will take the picture or record the video clip. I turns me on o see myself ************ while having...
    jmpl jmpl 46-50 Jan 22, 2013

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    Love Veggies

    Cucumbers work well but you can't shape them like you can a nice big carrot. Sme squash is shaped well with a thick end and a thinner end. I like things that make my *** expand and then contract around the shaft as it goes in past the spinkter. Something with a big head and a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 22, 2013

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    In A Jam They'll Do

    I used them early on (cucumber (very large cucumbers) and bananas) in my sexual journey but have long since found that I prefer toys that are specifically designed for sexual pleasure. Now if we were to find ourselves on vacation of the like and had I neglected to pack properly...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 9, 2011

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    Egg Salad

    Eggs -Hard Boiled & peeledCelery- cut to length desired for both endsBanana- peeled for lubricationwarm up egg in hot water -set asideOh and ice cubes... for both ends- is a thrill in it'selfLube up insert celery plug in back entranceLube vagina lips with bananacram celery stalk...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 28, 2012

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    Love To ********** With Produce!

    There is something about the cold hard zucchini or cucumber that gets me wild! I like to put a condom on my very special picked produce and go to town! I watch and read a lot of **** but it's harder to find stories about women using household items & produce. I have lots of...
    Jpmiller Jpmiller 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 17, 2012

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    Cucumbers, The Bigger The Better

    I love the feeling as a cucumber stretches my *** a little, as it goes in, sometime I moan if its a little bigger than my *** wanted, but I take it anyway. I don't use and lubrication, so every time I **** one, I get great pleasures from licking it clean, and then taking it...
    stringass stringass 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 1, 2011

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    Time To Upgrade

    You know it's time to upgrade to a real vibrator when...  
    sammi11 sammi11 41-45, T 12 Responses Oct 3, 2010

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    Zucchini Is Fun

    I just used a zucchini and it was great. EP Link#album I've also used cucumber, summer squash and large carrots. Carrots can be shaped with a knife to provide even more contour and ridges. Something about passing whatever it is past that first spinkter that feels so good. Then...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 29, 2013

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    First Time

    I just tried a cucumber in my *** last night, it felt so good. I haven't played with my *** in a while so it really opened me up, I can't wait to try it again.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Dec 17, 2011

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    Cucumbers

    I was really horny out on the road. I have some toys and lube I bring with me. Before I stopped at the hotel, I went shopping and bought some beer and since I was really horny, I decided to check out the produce! I wanted something big so I ended up getting a huge cucumber! I...
    bikermeat bikermeat 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 6, 2013

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    I Love

    I love to insert all kinds vegetable in my ***** if u want to see message me and suggestions are welcome
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 19, 2013

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    The Hard-boiled Egg Trick

    This is what Rob told me. I haven't tried this out, but he swears by it. Here's how it went down. We were at the bar talking sex among the guys, when Rob blurted this out. Tom was also there and was skeptical, but we were all ears. Rob says, "Hey, have you guys heard the thing...
    studfinder studfinder 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 1, 2012

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    the other day i was all alone in my apartment

    my wife was at here mother's and i was a bit horny , i surfed the web at last i found a really sexy looking t girl , so i started ******* , after a while i found a condom and went to the fridge and found a medium size cucumber i took it and put the condom on it and went to bed...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2013

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    Carrots! But What Now?

    I have Been sticking carrots up my rear for sometime now, tried a zucchini once but the texture of the skin hurt. What else should i try? Most carrots don't have the girth that I want, and are smooth sided where some lumps wouldn't go astray
    Chester1988 Chester1988 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 17, 2012

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    My Significant Other Wanted To Try This

    And i enjoyed it. It was a spur of the moment thing during sex as he was obsessed with filling my ***** with whatever he could. He thought about a zuccini we had bought at a farmers market earlier that day. He made me squirt shoving the huge thing in me, i went crazy. We have...
    deadgirlsfairytale deadgirlsfairytale 26-30, F 10 Responses May 21, 2012

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    Vegetables

    I've used many different kinds of vegetables. My favourites have been carrots of varying sizes for my bum and cucumbers for my *****. Don't really like potatoes. Radishes have been fun, lol. Stick one in and watch the green leaf at the end stick out. Lol, it's fun. Never...
    Stupid1one Stupid1one 22-25, F 9 Responses Apr 15, 2013

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    Learning ?

    don't have much of a story to tell about veggies.. but,, i'm wanting to learn about what i can get my **** into for pleasure.
    biker001 biker001 66-70, M 2 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    Bumpy And Cold

    Cucumbers and zucchini squash are actually the best for me, not only for the shape, but that they retain their lack of heat so well. I like the bumpy skin of cucumbers for the erotic thrill. Come to think of it, I'll bet bitter melon (called snozzcumbers by Roald Dahl's "BFG...
    auroramaru auroramaru 46-50, F 13 Responses Oct 16, 2010

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    Melon

    Heard about ******* a melon, so I tried. Cut a hole in both sides. Not cold. ******* it felt pretty good and I deposited *** inside. Rubbed me a little raw though. Never did it again, but I might if horny enough
    tomthetinker tomthetinker 70+, M Jan 11, 2011

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    My Ex GF, The Carrot And Me!

    As a birthday surprise, I once shaped a huge carrot into a **** and hid it in the freezer. At the right time we were *******, i got it and fed it into my gf's hot wet *****, as I licked her ***. the cold and rought feeeling of the carrot in her ****, against the soft wet feeling...
    matstep009 matstep009 46-50, M Mar 22, 2013

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    Good Girl Stays In

    Last night I was a good girl and stayed in instead of going out like the previous night. My husband has been away for a week and won't come back until Monday morning. The first thing I did was go to the grocery store.I bought myself a couple goodies...a big, firm cucumber, a bag...
    SimpleGal SimpleGal 22-25, F 12 Responses Aug 4, 2013

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    Produce Rocks

    Yes... I **** my own *** with produce occasionally.. Carrots are easy... Cucumbers a little tougher... But the one I remember was a huge yellow squash... It took a lot of lube and a long time to work into my tight sexy *******... By the time I got it worked up my *** about 6...
    czarinaowned czarinaowned 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 12, 2013

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    Related Experiences

    Being so "young," one would expect me not to have a m*sturb*tion problem, but I do. It's not about the pleasure, it's the only way I can fall asleep at night. So as one can imagine...
    dpaulbenjie dpaulbenjie 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 6

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    I had a girl tease me and tie me down once she had me restrained she told me she could do whatever she wanted. She pulled a box of sex toys she was smiling as she put on a strap on...
    Smudgechr Smudgechr 41-45, M 4 days ago

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    I don't have anyone I could talk to, but I am dying for sex. I was sex deprived as a kid, because my parents controlled my life too much. They consider sex as a kid of sin. In the...
    pblack pblack 41-45, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    I don't often offer a comment as I don't consider myself particularly cerebral when it comes to addressing the conflicted lives of others. But I felt like posting something in the...
    worksforme2 worksforme2 61-65, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    "Sexual Aversion Disorder" I am not sure if anyone has ever posted about this in this group...Actually I am sure someone has but I cannot find such post. apparently there is an...
    JackHawthorne JackHawthorne 26-30, M 1 Response 33 mins ago

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    I used to but our knifes are not strong enough. Anyway I went to the kitchen and grabbed a knife I kept moving it on my hand softly wanting to cut my self but I stopped and went...
    DrowningInPain2 DrowningInPain2 13-15, F Aug 8

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    I love, love, LOVE toys! When I'm too tired or spent to continue but still want to have fun, it's nice to have something that lasts as long as the batteries do, or something to...
    meatboy meatboy 13-15, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    So after my wife's MRI yesterday, she was feeling a whole lot better as they injected her both with anesthetic and cortisone to help the inflammation. We chatted a little before...
    MelancholyDude MelancholyDude 36-40, M 12 Responses Aug 20

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    Freddieqk2494 Freddieqk2494 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 21

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    Team Work: Part 1 "Girls! Dinners ready in ten minutes so I expect all those toys cleaned up, ok?" I said. "Sure." Liz (15) said. The four of them were in the playroom, Isla (5...
    JoMumOfFour JoMumOfFour 41-45, F 2 Responses Aug 10

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    Team Work: Part 2 "Well its team work, you have to do it together. Isla, you clean one half, Georgia can clean the other half." I said making a clear spilt in the mess. "I don...
    JoMumOfFour JoMumOfFour 41-45, F 3 Responses Aug 11

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    I used a kid toy and put a Condom over it and fuxked myself real niceee till I squirted all over the carpet
    mx47 mx47 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Read through A lot more "Just acquired back again nowadays from our honeymoon – liked it! Thank you much for organising Kandooma – definitely good resort. Sad to...
    Alvera964pn Alvera964pn 31-35, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I've used some home items.. Imagination goes far
    BeauteFloue BeauteFloue 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I have tried and enjoyed smaller toys but would like to try something a bit more adventurous, either in length or girth.. Just seeking a new sensation..
    Gunnutz Gunnutz 51-55, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    This is super long but I just needed to get it off my chest. You used me. You first told me that having the label of "boyfriend and girlfriend" would ruin our relationship so you...
    lunalight21 lunalight21 18-21, F Aug 12

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    Selectively Coming Out As some of you know, last weekend I went on a road trip with my best friend from college, to the town where we went to college. Up until now, the only...
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 16 Responses Aug 6

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    It seems the humans of today's world are determined to tear meaning and moral out of everything that was once considered sacred. Man's lust for pleasure is going to leave life a...
    1stepforward3shovesback 1stepforward3shovesback 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 10

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    lycheechan lycheechan 31-35, F 13 Responses Aug 13

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    I really need to write what's in my head..these are thoughts I have about a book I'm reading. Does anybody else think they're a 'love addict married to a 'love avoider'?! I'd...
    bluegreenseascape bluegreenseascape 46-50, F 9 Responses Jul 31

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    It's been a few years since I've posted. Only once has H come to me for reset sex (two years ago), no kissing, no hugging, just manual stimulation. That's more than I've had in...
    Harley53 Harley53 56-60, F 15 Responses Aug 5

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    I held obtaining the assumed in my head that these people who would see me fifty percent-naked will be completely grossed out and can be let down that they could not make me seem...
    Anthony825d5cr0 Anthony825d5cr0 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 9

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