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I Use Vegetables As Sex Toys

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    Bumpy And Cold

    Cucumbers and zucchini squash are actually the best for me, not only for the shape, but that they retain their lack of heat so well. I like the bumpy skin of cucumbers for the erotic thrill. Come to think of it, I'll bet bitter melon (called snozzcumbers by Roald Dahl's "BFG...
    auroramaru auroramaru 46-50, F 13 Responses Oct 16, 2010

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    Cucumbers

    I was really horny out on the road. I have some toys and lube I bring with me. Before I stopped at the hotel, I went shopping and bought some beer and since I was really horny, I decided to check out the produce! I wanted something big so I ended up getting a huge cucumber! I...
    bikermeat bikermeat 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 6, 2013

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    Love To ********** With Produce!

    There is something about the cold hard zucchini or cucumber that gets me wild! I like to put a condom on my very special picked produce and go to town! I watch and read a lot of **** but it's harder to find stories about women using household items & produce. I have lots of...
    Jpmiller Jpmiller 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 17, 2012

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    Good Girl Stays In

    Last night I was a good girl and stayed in instead of going out like the previous night. My husband has been away for a week and won't come back until Monday morning. The first thing I did was go to the grocery store.I bought myself a couple goodies...a big, firm cucumber, a bag...
    SimpleGal SimpleGal 22-25, F 12 Responses Aug 4, 2013

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    Love Veggies

    Cucumbers work well but you can't shape them like you can a nice big carrot. Sme squash is shaped well with a thick end and a thinner end. I like things that make my *** expand and then contract around the shaft as it goes in past the spinkter. Something with a big head and a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 22, 2013

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    The Hard-boiled Egg Trick

    This is what Rob told me. I haven't tried this out, but he swears by it. Here's how it went down. We were at the bar talking sex among the guys, when Rob blurted this out. Tom was also there and was skeptical, but we were all ears. Rob says, "Hey, have you guys heard the thing...
    studfinder studfinder 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 1, 2012

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    My Significant Other Wanted To Try This

    And i enjoyed it. It was a spur of the moment thing during sex as he was obsessed with filling my ***** with whatever he could. He thought about a zuccini we had bought at a farmers market earlier that day. He made me squirt shoving the huge thing in me, i went crazy. We have...
    deadgirlsfairytale deadgirlsfairytale 26-30, F 9 Responses May 21, 2012

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    Cantelope

    I have seen videos of dudes using a cantelope to jerk off with, so I went shopping! Picked up a cantelope cut a hollow hole through cantelope, stuck my hard c*ck inside and used it like a fleshlight, have to admit I enjoyed it.
    jerkme2005 jerkme2005 46-50, M 2 Responses Dec 18, 2010

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    English Cucumber

    i love playing the cucumber. I cover it with saliva first and then i slowly insert inside of my arse. it is impressive to see that I can go as deep as 15 inch. Sometimes I will take the picture or record the video clip. I turns me on o see myself ************ while having...
    jmpl jmpl 46-50 Jan 22, 2013

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    the other day i was all alone in my apartment

    my wife was at here mother's and i was a bit horny , i surfed the web at last i found a really sexy looking t girl , so i started ******* , after a while i found a condom and went to the fridge and found a medium size cucumber i took it and put the condom on it and went to bed...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2013

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    Learning ?

    don't have much of a story to tell about veggies.. but,, i'm wanting to learn about what i can get my **** into for pleasure.
    biker001 biker001 66-70, M 2 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    Carrots! But What Now?

    I have Been sticking carrots up my rear for sometime now, tried a zucchini once but the texture of the skin hurt. What else should i try? Most carrots don't have the girth that I want, and are smooth sided where some lumps wouldn't go astray
    Chester1988 Chester1988 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 17, 2012

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    Egg Salad

    Eggs -Hard Boiled & peeledCelery- cut to length desired for both endsBanana- peeled for lubricationwarm up egg in hot water -set asideOh and ice cubes... for both ends- is a thrill in it'selfLube up insert celery plug in back entranceLube vagina lips with bananacram celery stalk...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 28, 2012

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    Cucumbers, The Bigger The Better

    I love the feeling as a cucumber stretches my *** a little, as it goes in, sometime I moan if its a little bigger than my *** wanted, but I take it anyway. I don't use and lubrication, so every time I **** one, I get great pleasures from licking it clean, and then taking it...
    stringass stringass 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 1, 2011

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    Hot Sexy Thanksgiving

    My husband is a fantastic cook and does most of the cooking in our house. This year Thankgiving would be just the two of us. We talked about just going out to dinner but decided to just have a nice day at home. with a greatly scaled back meal. He was up at 6am to start getting...
    Brenda56 Brenda56 36-40, F 5 Responses Nov 25, 2012

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    Melon

    Heard about ******* a melon, so I tried. Cut a hole in both sides. Not cold. ******* it felt pretty good and I deposited *** inside. Rubbed me a little raw though. Never did it again, but I might if horny enough
    tomthetinker tomthetinker 70+, M Jan 11, 2011

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    Banana, The Best To Insert

    i have used banana as a **** and inserted in me many times and its really cool.... after i **** with that ,i eat it off and its so tasty then...
    pppriyankap pppriyankap 22-25, F 20 Responses Jan 16, 2011

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    First Time

    I just tried a cucumber in my *** last night, it felt so good. I haven't played with my *** in a while so it really opened me up, I can't wait to try it again.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Dec 17, 2011

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    My Ex GF, The Carrot And Me!

    As a birthday surprise, I once shaped a huge carrot into a **** and hid it in the freezer. At the right time we were *******, i got it and fed it into my gf's hot wet *****, as I licked her ***. the cold and rought feeeling of the carrot in her ****, against the soft wet feeling...
    matstep009 matstep009 46-50, M Mar 22, 2013

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    I Love

    I love to insert all kinds vegetable in my ***** if u want to see message me and suggestions are welcome
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 19, 2013

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    Produce Rocks

    Yes... I **** my own *** with produce occasionally.. Carrots are easy... Cucumbers a little tougher... But the one I remember was a huge yellow squash... It took a lot of lube and a long time to work into my tight sexy *******... By the time I got it worked up my *** about 6...
    czarinaowned czarinaowned 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 12, 2013

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    Zucchini Is Fun

    I just used a zucchini and it was great. EP Link#album I've also used cucumber, summer squash and large carrots. Carrots can be shaped with a knife to provide even more contour and ridges. Something about passing whatever it is past that first spinkter that feels so good. Then...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 29, 2013

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    In A Jam They'll Do

    I used them early on (cucumber (very large cucumbers) and bananas) in my sexual journey but have long since found that I prefer toys that are specifically designed for sexual pleasure. Now if we were to find ourselves on vacation of the like and had I neglected to pack properly...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 9, 2011

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    Data Mining On Ep

    I became aware of the data mining industry when a previous employer required we submit our social security numbers on a signed authorization so an outside data mining company could check our driving records for the company vehicles, mine spotless. Apparently once authorized, let...
    sharkohickenbottom sharkohickenbottom 56-60, M Mar 6, 2011

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    Vegetables

    I've used many different kinds of vegetables. My favourites have been carrots of varying sizes for my bum and cucumbers for my *****. Don't really like potatoes. Radishes have been fun, lol. Stick one in and watch the green leaf at the end stick out. Lol, it's fun. Never...
    Stupid1one Stupid1one 22-25, F 9 Responses Apr 15, 2013

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    Time To Upgrade

    You know it's time to upgrade to a real vibrator when...  
    sammi11 sammi11 41-45, T 12 Responses Oct 3, 2010

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    I hate people who use and lie and manipulate to get sex, people like that think there are so special and the truth is there not! The only part of them that was half decent was the...
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    I actually used to have a different username that had my real first name in it, but I didn't particularly want everybody knowing my first name. I was so ecstatic to see I could...
    ShimmerSquirrels13 ShimmerSquirrels13 22-25, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP, I'M A TOYS R US KID, THERE'S LOTS OF TOYS AT TOYS R US THAT I CAN PLAY WITH, FROM BOOKS TO TOYS TO VIDEO GAMES, IT'S THE BIGGEST TOY STORE THERE IS, GEE...
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    My Story Part 2 About a year I could not face the reality... I thought it all was happening to somebody else and I was just watching... at the same time my country collapsed in...
    TheFullMoon TheFullMoon 51-55, F 1 hr ago

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    My wife and i have been married 6 years, together 11. For about the last 5. Sex has slowly been tapering off. Now it's about once a month. Awhile ago I figured out she doesn't have...
    jeepers92 jeepers92 41-45, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I have been married for 15 years. The crossdressing came out about 8 years ago. I was really supportive and loving about it. Felt sorry for Husband that he had had to hide it all...
    LadyLana39 LadyLana39 51-55, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I have been reading these stories for over a year, but this is my first contribution. My marriage, by definition, isn't sexless. We have sex regularly, at least weekly, more if...
    Bluechoo Bluechoo 36-40 10 Responses Jul 18

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    I am 65 and my wife is 62. We have been together for over twenty years and married for six. I love my wife very much and tell her so frequently. We are compatible and agreeable in...
    worksforme2 worksforme2 61-65, M 16 Responses 3 days ago

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    My username used to have my real first name in it. After finding out this site was pervert central, I didn't really like that anymore. I was ecstatic when I found I could change it...
    ShimmerSquirrels13 ShimmerSquirrels13 22-25, F 4 hrs ago

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    Sarcasm is nice in small doses but I hate it after a certain point. I used to be the opposite. I used it constantly and everyone around me used it constantly. After awhile, the...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    My Story Part 4 (Final) Then I had some operation, after which I should not have sex for about 2 months... My husband asked when I am allowed to be back on track... I told, he...
    TheFullMoon TheFullMoon 51-55, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    It happened over and over again .. it wasn't really anyone's fault but my own. It's a part of me to never say, No. The thing is I'm just afraid to loose people,but aren't we all to...
    hulkgirl hulkgirl 18-21 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Our spouse take away sex but is it just as bad if we in turn force our husbands and wives to have sex with us when they obviously are not interested. (By forcing I mean to guilt...
    celtusa celtusa 46-50, M 14 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Idk about you but I absolutely love sex! Greatest feeling even... That's why it's hard for me to find a bf bc all I want is sex ! 😭💗💦👅
    mayawho mayawho 18-21, F 12 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    My Story Part 1 I joined the group shortly after I decided what I do about my sexless marriage. I did not need to vent but just wanted some communication and the only one...
    TheFullMoon TheFullMoon 51-55, F 1 hr ago

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    SIX SIGNS OF A LOVE AVOIDANT (This is a Good read) 1. Evades Intimate and Emotional Connection In romantic relationships evading intimacy and getting too close emotionally is...
    toolatetoapologise toolatetoapologise 51-55, F 12 Responses Jul 18

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    3 days...3 refusals Just couldn't take what she was offering. There are so many rules she has about what I can touch and when, that it's not worth the time. So here's what...
    angryspartan angryspartan 36-40, M 12 Responses Jul 9

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    I love it! More than you can imagine! I am a very sexual person! But only if it is fully consensual with both parties fully aware of the consequences and where no one is...
    Adaydreambeliever Adaydreambeliever 46-50, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I cant really say used to. Im still recovering and am only around 12-14 weeks clean. I just really wish I had someone to talk to about this stuff. That maybe recovering would be...
    BrownEyez328 BrownEyez328 13-15, F 2 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    and i use it naked add me on skype bud_stella if u wanna see
    budstella budstella 31-35, M 15 hrs ago

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    I still do a little but .. But definitely not like i used to ...I can actually do do speeches. and talk in front of a group of people.. even though i hate doing so.I think only...
    cbeneath cbeneath 22-25, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Is there anyone on here who has marriage issues (prefferably a man) Could use some advice etc.
    Workoutguy720 Workoutguy720 26-30, M 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I wanted a shorter user name and i was staring at a wall so i changed my name to "un muro" which is wall in Spanish.
    UnMuro UnMuro 18-21, M 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    This is just an update on my story and I hope it can show other people here that there is future after a bad relationship. I read stories for here for maybe more than one year...
    mfur mfur 26-30, F 8 Responses Jul 20

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