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I Use Vegetables As Sex Toys

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    Melon

    Heard about ******* a melon, so I tried. Cut a hole in both sides. Not cold. ******* it felt pretty good and I deposited *** inside. Rubbed me a little raw though. Never did it again, but I might if horny enough
    tomthetinker tomthetinker 70+, M Jan 11, 2011

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    The Hard-boiled Egg Trick

    This is what Rob told me. I haven't tried this out, but he swears by it. Here's how it went down. We were at the bar talking sex among the guys, when Rob blurted this out. Tom was also there and was skeptical, but we were all ears. Rob says, "Hey, have you guys heard the thing...
    studfinder studfinder 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 1, 2012

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    Egg Salad

    Eggs -Hard Boiled & peeledCelery- cut to length desired for both endsBanana- peeled for lubricationwarm up egg in hot water -set asideOh and ice cubes... for both ends- is a thrill in it'selfLube up insert celery plug in back entranceLube vagina lips with bananacram celery stalk...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 28, 2012

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    Bumpy And Cold

    Cucumbers and zucchini squash are actually the best for me, not only for the shape, but that they retain their lack of heat so well. I like the bumpy skin of cucumbers for the erotic thrill. Come to think of it, I'll bet bitter melon (called snozzcumbers by Roald Dahl's "BFG...
    auroramaru auroramaru 46-50, F 13 Responses Oct 16, 2010

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    Cucumbers, The Bigger The Better

    I love the feeling as a cucumber stretches my *** a little, as it goes in, sometime I moan if its a little bigger than my *** wanted, but I take it anyway. I don't use and lubrication, so every time I **** one, I get great pleasures from licking it clean, and then taking it...
    stringass stringass 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 1, 2011

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    Carrots! But What Now?

    I have Been sticking carrots up my rear for sometime now, tried a zucchini once but the texture of the skin hurt. What else should i try? Most carrots don't have the girth that I want, and are smooth sided where some lumps wouldn't go astray
    Chester1988 Chester1988 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 17, 2012

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    Time To Upgrade

    You know it's time to upgrade to a real vibrator when...  
    sammi11 sammi11 41-45, T 12 Responses Oct 3, 2010

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    Love To ********** With Produce!

    There is something about the cold hard zucchini or cucumber that gets me wild! I like to put a condom on my very special picked produce and go to town! I watch and read a lot of **** but it's harder to find stories about women using household items & produce. I have lots of...
    Jpmiller Jpmiller 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 17, 2012

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    Cucumbers

    I was really horny out on the road. I have some toys and lube I bring with me. Before I stopped at the hotel, I went shopping and bought some beer and since I was really horny, I decided to check out the produce! I wanted something big so I ended up getting a huge cucumber! I...
    bikermeat bikermeat 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 6, 2013

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    First Time

    I just tried a cucumber in my *** last night, it felt so good. I haven't played with my *** in a while so it really opened me up, I can't wait to try it again.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Dec 17, 2011

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    Zucchini Is Fun

    I just used a zucchini and it was great. EP Link#album I've also used cucumber, summer squash and large carrots. Carrots can be shaped with a knife to provide even more contour and ridges. Something about passing whatever it is past that first spinkter that feels so good. Then...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 29, 2013

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    English Cucumber

    i love playing the cucumber. I cover it with saliva first and then i slowly insert inside of my arse. it is impressive to see that I can go as deep as 15 inch. Sometimes I will take the picture or record the video clip. I turns me on o see myself ************ while having...
    jmpl jmpl 46-50 Jan 22, 2013

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    Vegetables

    I've used many different kinds of vegetables. My favourites have been carrots of varying sizes for my bum and cucumbers for my *****. Don't really like potatoes. Radishes have been fun, lol. Stick one in and watch the green leaf at the end stick out. Lol, it's fun. Never...
    Stupid1one Stupid1one 22-25, F 9 Responses Apr 15, 2013

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    Love Veggies

    Cucumbers work well but you can't shape them like you can a nice big carrot. Sme squash is shaped well with a thick end and a thinner end. I like things that make my *** expand and then contract around the shaft as it goes in past the spinkter. Something with a big head and a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 22, 2013

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    I Love

    I love to insert all kinds vegetable in my ***** if u want to see message me and suggestions are welcome
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 19, 2013

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    Banana, The Best To Insert

    i have used banana as a **** and inserted in me many times and its really cool.... after i **** with that ,i eat it off and its so tasty then...
    pppriyankap pppriyankap 22-25, F 21 Responses Jan 16, 2011

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    My Significant Other Wanted To Try This

    And i enjoyed it. It was a spur of the moment thing during sex as he was obsessed with filling my ***** with whatever he could. He thought about a zuccini we had bought at a farmers market earlier that day. He made me squirt shoving the huge thing in me, i went crazy. We have...
    deadgirlsfairytale deadgirlsfairytale 26-30, F 10 Responses May 21, 2012

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    Data Mining On Ep

    I became aware of the data mining industry when a previous employer required we submit our social security numbers on a signed authorization so an outside data mining company could check our driving records for the company vehicles, mine spotless. Apparently once authorized, let...
    sharkohickenbottom sharkohickenbottom 56-60, M Mar 6, 2011

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    Cantelope

    I have seen videos of dudes using a cantelope to jerk off with, so I went shopping! Picked up a cantelope cut a hollow hole through cantelope, stuck my hard c*ck inside and used it like a fleshlight, have to admit I enjoyed it.
    jerkme2005 jerkme2005 46-50, M 2 Responses Dec 18, 2010

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    Good Girl Stays In

    Last night I was a good girl and stayed in instead of going out like the previous night. My husband has been away for a week and won't come back until Monday morning. The first thing I did was go to the grocery store.I bought myself a couple goodies...a big, firm cucumber, a bag...
    SimpleGal SimpleGal 22-25, F 12 Responses Aug 4, 2013

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    My Ex GF, The Carrot And Me!

    As a birthday surprise, I once shaped a huge carrot into a **** and hid it in the freezer. At the right time we were *******, i got it and fed it into my gf's hot wet *****, as I licked her ***. the cold and rought feeeling of the carrot in her ****, against the soft wet feeling...
    matstep009 matstep009 46-50, M Mar 22, 2013

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    In A Jam They'll Do

    I used them early on (cucumber (very large cucumbers) and bananas) in my sexual journey but have long since found that I prefer toys that are specifically designed for sexual pleasure. Now if we were to find ourselves on vacation of the like and had I neglected to pack properly...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 9, 2011

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    Produce Rocks

    Yes... I **** my own *** with produce occasionally.. Carrots are easy... Cucumbers a little tougher... But the one I remember was a huge yellow squash... It took a lot of lube and a long time to work into my tight sexy *******... By the time I got it worked up my *** about 6...
    czarinaowned czarinaowned 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 12, 2013

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    Hot Sexy Thanksgiving

    My husband is a fantastic cook and does most of the cooking in our house. This year Thankgiving would be just the two of us. We talked about just going out to dinner but decided to just have a nice day at home. with a greatly scaled back meal. He was up at 6am to start getting...
    Brenda56 Brenda56 36-40, F 4 Responses Nov 25, 2012

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    the other day i was all alone in my apartment

    my wife was at here mother's and i was a bit horny , i surfed the web at last i found a really sexy looking t girl , so i started ******* , after a while i found a condom and went to the fridge and found a medium size cucumber i took it and put the condom on it and went to bed...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2013

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    I often break into houses in my neighbourhood and rummage through girls panties, sex toys ect
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    To get more out of my head... Another thing he does that is controlling is with the finances. Here are a couple of examples... After we first got married he always bought me...
    sartur sartur 36-40, F 9 Responses Oct 10

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    What a lot of you don't know about me is that, in addition to a degree in journalism, I also have a degree in counseling. (I haven't used it - although I was a probation officer...
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 9 Responses 1 hr ago

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    I like vibrators, I know that. I've been curious about other toys, just no partner interested with me.
    Ozz210 Ozz210 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 8

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    Send me toys and sexy outfits and I'll send you a pic.
    Ladyay11 Ladyay11 31-35, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Its easy to justify ourselves for not leaving an unhappy marriage. "I dont want to leave the kids", "We are going to therapy", "I cant afford it", and "He said he would change" are...
    RobertCarlos RobertCarlos 46-50, M 13 Responses Oct 9

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    Another day of success. Simply put last night I made love to my spouse again on my terms. No restraints or toys this time (my choice and yes I love restraining her which I've...
    TheLionGod TheLionGod 36-40, M 3 Responses Oct 9

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    I would love to **** a pregnant girl it would be the best sex ever
    boobsandbellylover boobsandbellylover 31-35, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I need some new toys, any suggestions? X
    ilovemybed ilovemybed 31-35, F 8 Responses Oct 12

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    I think I found our issue. I periodically go through my husbands history just to see what kind of **** he watches, in hopes I can learn something and maybe liven things up. I just...
    MeChee MeChee 26-30, F 21 Responses Oct 14

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    So fcking hornyy!! I have rope and bondage gear (ring gags, cuffs, toys)
    littleslut69 littleslut69 22-25, F 6 Responses Oct 14

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    I've got little desk toys that I slowly play out scenarios with. My mom gave me a tiny teddy bear as a gift recently. I named him Tiny Teddy. (There was a regular sized Teddy in...
    LoeyBratface LoeyBratface 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 30

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    I have the right to change my user name anytime I want and I will so hold on, it`s gonna be a bumpy ride lol. :-)
    ooooAFTIELoooo ooooAFTIELoooo 41-45 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I use Q Tips as but plugs. I first put four together in the bathroom where my mom is not watching, then lube them with vasoline. Then I insert them into my butt and leave them...
    jingz2007 jingz2007 22-25, T 2 hrs ago

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    Well I did it. I took everyones advice in ILIASM, and I consulted an attorney in the event that I may need to pull the parachute on my marriage. Thank you Bazaar for hammering this...
    Jane1024 Jane1024 36-40, F 6 Responses Oct 8

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    I was in a relationship for 4.5 yrs it started to get boring cause I was always doing all the work. Then we broke up I thought I would have a field day with people that was not the...
    ArtofFashion ArtofFashion 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 24

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    heard this line from a Ryan Adams song and felt like it really summed up my life right now " pictures hanging on the wall of when we used to smile " wow ... that pretty much...
    skiball5150 skiball5150 36-40, M 10 Responses Oct 13

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    Coercion. Years ago I read about husbands forcing their wives to perform a certain sex act (named at the end of this story for those curious) under the threat of divorce. It was...
    something2talkabout something2talkabout 51-55, M 16 Responses Sep 25

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    I feel used. Used by guys. I feel like I attract the wrong ones. When I think I meet someone decent turns out they only want me for one thing. For sex, even though I've had some...
    Saabatt Saabatt 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 29

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    Hi I am new to this forum but I have had the opportunity to read posts and study them. I feel less lonely now and realize that my experience is shared by many. I decided to post as...
    FantasticNJGuy FantasticNJGuy 41-45, M 12 Responses Oct 7

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    My wife and I have been married over 30 years. She has always used sex as a way to control me. It started with things like after a party she would withhold sex saying I didn't pay...
    Joboo6 Joboo6 51-55, M 5 Responses Oct 8

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    I got used a lot by many people through my life and I was treated like a door mat I have so many stories to tell you on ep but I do not think I can put them all together in one...
    lostsouluk lostsouluk 31-35, F Oct 11