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I Use Vegetables As Sex Toys

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    Cantelope

    I have seen videos of dudes using a cantelope to jerk off with, so I went shopping! Picked up a cantelope cut a hollow hole through cantelope, stuck my hard c*ck inside and used it like a fleshlight, have to admit I enjoyed it.
    jerkme2005 jerkme2005 46-50, M 2 Responses Dec 18, 2010

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    The Hard-boiled Egg Trick

    This is what Rob told me. I haven't tried this out, but he swears by it. Here's how it went down. We were at the bar talking sex among the guys, when Rob blurted this out. Tom was also there and was skeptical, but we were all ears. Rob says, "Hey, have you guys heard the thing...
    studfinder studfinder 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 1, 2012

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    Cucumbers

    I was really horny out on the road. I have some toys and lube I bring with me. Before I stopped at the hotel, I went shopping and bought some beer and since I was really horny, I decided to check out the produce! I wanted something big so I ended up getting a huge cucumber! I...
    bikermeat bikermeat 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 6, 2013

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    English Cucumber

    i love playing the cucumber. I cover it with saliva first and then i slowly insert inside of my arse. it is impressive to see that I can go as deep as 15 inch. Sometimes I will take the picture or record the video clip. I turns me on o see myself ************ while having...
    jmpl jmpl 46-50 Jan 22, 2013

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    Zucchini Is Fun

    I just used a zucchini and it was great. EP Link#album I've also used cucumber, summer squash and large carrots. Carrots can be shaped with a knife to provide even more contour and ridges. Something about passing whatever it is past that first spinkter that feels so good. Then...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 29, 2013

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    Time To Upgrade

    You know it's time to upgrade to a real vibrator when...  
    sammi11 sammi11 41-45, T 12 Responses Oct 3, 2010

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    the other day i was all alone in my apartment

    my wife was at here mother's and i was a bit horny , i surfed the web at last i found a really sexy looking t girl , so i started ******* , after a while i found a condom and went to the fridge and found a medium size cucumber i took it and put the condom on it and went to bed...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2013

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    Love Vegetables...

    I really enjoy playing with vegetables, either alone or with a girlfriend. I found cucumbers the best but I have also used carrots quite a lot. There is definitely something thrilling and a little kinky about playing with veg.
    SapphicPaula SapphicPaula 46-50, F 3 Responses Jan 10, 2012

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    Data Mining On Ep

    I became aware of the data mining industry when a previous employer required we submit our social security numbers on a signed authorization so an outside data mining company could check our driving records for the company vehicles, mine spotless. Apparently once authorized, let...
    sharkohickenbottom sharkohickenbottom 56-60, M Mar 6, 2011

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    First Time

    I just tried a cucumber in my *** last night, it felt so good. I haven't played with my *** in a while so it really opened me up, I can't wait to try it again.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Dec 17, 2011

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    In A Jam They'll Do

    I used them early on (cucumber (very large cucumbers) and bananas) in my sexual journey but have long since found that I prefer toys that are specifically designed for sexual pleasure. Now if we were to find ourselves on vacation of the like and had I neglected to pack properly...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 9, 2011

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    My Significant Other Wanted To Try This

    And i enjoyed it. It was a spur of the moment thing during sex as he was obsessed with filling my ***** with whatever he could. He thought about a zuccini we had bought at a farmers market earlier that day. He made me squirt shoving the huge thing in me, i went crazy. We have...
    deadgirlsfairytale deadgirlsfairytale 26-30, F 8 Responses May 21, 2012

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    Cucumbers, The Bigger The Better

    I love the feeling as a cucumber stretches my *** a little, as it goes in, sometime I moan if its a little bigger than my *** wanted, but I take it anyway. I don't use and lubrication, so every time I **** one, I get great pleasures from licking it clean, and then taking it...
    stringass stringass 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 1, 2011

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    Melon

    Heard about ******* a melon, so I tried. Cut a hole in both sides. Not cold. ******* it felt pretty good and I deposited *** inside. Rubbed me a little raw though. Never did it again, but I might if horny enough
    tomthetinker tomthetinker 70+, M Jan 11, 2011

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    Egg Salad

    Eggs -Hard Boiled & peeledCelery- cut to length desired for both endsBanana- peeled for lubricationwarm up egg in hot water -set asideOh and ice cubes... for both ends- is a thrill in it'selfLube up insert celery plug in back entranceLube vagina lips with bananacram celery stalk...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 28, 2012

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    Bumpy And Cold

    Cucumbers and zucchini squash are actually the best for me, not only for the shape, but that they retain their lack of heat so well. I like the bumpy skin of cucumbers for the erotic thrill. Come to think of it, I'll bet bitter melon (called snozzcumbers by Roald Dahl's "BFG...
    auroramaru auroramaru 46-50, F 13 Responses Oct 16, 2010

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    Banana, The Best To Insert

    i have used banana as a **** and inserted in me many times and its really cool.... after i **** with that ,i eat it off and its so tasty then...
    pppriyankap pppriyankap 22-25, F 20 Responses Jan 16, 2011

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    Vegetables

    I've used many different kinds of vegetables. My favourites have been carrots of varying sizes for my bum and cucumbers for my *****. Don't really like potatoes. Radishes have been fun, lol. Stick one in and watch the green leaf at the end stick out. Lol, it's fun. Never...
    Stupid1one Stupid1one 22-25, F 9 Responses Apr 15, 2013

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    Love To ********** With Produce!

    There is something about the cold hard zucchini or cucumber that gets me wild! I like to put a condom on my very special picked produce and go to town! I watch and read a lot of **** but it's harder to find stories about women using household items & produce. I have lots of...
    Jpmiller Jpmiller 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 17, 2012

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    Love Veggies

    Cucumbers work well but you can't shape them like you can a nice big carrot. Sme squash is shaped well with a thick end and a thinner end. I like things that make my *** expand and then contract around the shaft as it goes in past the spinkter. Something with a big head and a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 22, 2013

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    Good Girl Stays In

    Last night I was a good girl and stayed in instead of going out like the previous night. My husband has been away for a week and won't come back until Monday morning. The first thing I did was go to the grocery store.I bought myself a couple goodies...a big, firm cucumber, a bag...
    SimpleGal SimpleGal 22-25, F 12 Responses Aug 4, 2013

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    My Ex GF, The Carrot And Me!

    As a birthday surprise, I once shaped a huge carrot into a **** and hid it in the freezer. At the right time we were *******, i got it and fed it into my gf's hot wet *****, as I licked her ***. the cold and rought feeeling of the carrot in her ****, against the soft wet feeling...
    matstep009 matstep009 46-50, M Mar 22, 2013

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    I Love

    I love to insert all kinds vegetable in my ***** if u want to see message me and suggestions are welcome
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 19, 2013

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    Carrots! But What Now?

    I have Been sticking carrots up my rear for sometime now, tried a zucchini once but the texture of the skin hurt. What else should i try? Most carrots don't have the girth that I want, and are smooth sided where some lumps wouldn't go astray
    Chester1988 Chester1988 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 17, 2012

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    Hot Sexy Thanksgiving

    My husband is a fantastic cook and does most of the cooking in our house. This year Thankgiving would be just the two of us. We talked about just going out to dinner but decided to just have a nice day at home. with a greatly scaled back meal. He was up at 6am to start getting...
    Brenda56 Brenda56 36-40, F 5 Responses Nov 25, 2012

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    Produce Rocks

    Yes... I **** my own *** with produce occasionally.. Carrots are easy... Cucumbers a little tougher... But the one I remember was a huge yellow squash... It took a lot of lube and a long time to work into my tight sexy *******... By the time I got it worked up my *** about 6...
    czarinaowned czarinaowned 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 12, 2013

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    Learning ?

    don't have much of a story to tell about veggies.. but,, i'm wanting to learn about what i can get my **** into for pleasure.
    biker001 biker001 66-70, M 2 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    Around this time of the year being summer. I enjoy the very fresh fruits and Vegetables that come right off the farms. Nothing better then fresh peaches, plums, nectarines and...
    jon2403 jon2403 56-60, M Jun 27

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    I feel really good tonight. My gf and I had sex with was special and she told me she loves to call me daddy. She told me she recognizes me as her sexual dominant and a "supreme...
    cj911 cj911 26-30 2 hrs ago

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    It's so easy to let your mind wonder away from you when your upset,you know like making up sexual scenarios in your head,that's the best time for me ;) so c'mon guys tell me sexy...
    greatinbedchick greatinbedchick 16-17, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    They may not have a heartbeat or anything but they' are living things and I have no idea how so many people can just casually peel potatoes and boil mixed vegetables seemingly...
    IGo2eleven IGo2eleven 22-25, M 6 Responses Jun 25

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    I have been reading these stories for over a year, but this is my first contribution. My marriage, by definition, isn't sexless. We have sex regularly, at least weekly, more if...
    Bluechoo Bluechoo 36-40 12 Responses 4 days ago

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    I still do play with toys, I love buying Hot Wheels and Matchbox toy cars and Nerf guns and action figures! And I love the Star Wars series toys!!!! I'm still a kid at heart!!!
    MilitaryHistoryNerd94 MilitaryHistoryNerd94 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 30

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    3 days...3 refusals Just couldn't take what she was offering. There are so many rules she has about what I can touch and when, that it's not worth the time. So here's what...
    angryspartan angryspartan 36-40, M 12 Responses Jul 9

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    SIX SIGNS OF A LOVE AVOIDANT (This is a Good read) 1. Evades Intimate and Emotional Connection In romantic relationships evading intimacy and getting too close emotionally is...
    toolatetoapologise toolatetoapologise 51-55, F 12 Responses 4 days ago

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    I started dating a girl, we'll call her becka, well over a year ago. When we first got together it was amazing, for months at the beginning we were the perfect couple. I loved...
    mitchel71 mitchel71 26-30, M 1 Response Jun 29

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    This is just an update on my story and I hope it can show other people here that there is future after a bad relationship. I read stories for here for maybe more than one year...
    mfur mfur 26-30, F 8 Responses 2 days ago

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    Sexually frustrated husband uses spreadsheet to show wife what's wrong with their sexlife. I have empathy for the husband. Obviously, however, his spreadsheet didn't inspire his...
    Mettamomma Mettamomma 61-65, F 13 Responses 1 day ago

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    Observations from amazing night of passionate sex last night. Aftermath. I only post this because i use to spend a lot of time wondering weather or not I could go through w...
    Jane1024 Jane1024 36-40, F 27 Responses 1 day ago

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    I don't use them anymore due to personal, past experiences and from hearing crazy stories about online dating. From all of my experiences, I've learned about 90% percent of people...
    texaschic35 texaschic35 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    The guy I'm seeing was ignoring my texts this week. I was nervous so I called to see if he was alright. He's fine, we had a decent conversation, and he even said he missed me. I...
    abingham abingham 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 29

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    So I am new to the Experience Project...new to talking about this in general. But I couldn't endure one more night of lying next to my husband in bed, feeling more alone than I...
    NaiveChica NaiveChica 26-30, F 17 Responses Jul 1

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    Mine has been changed from LovelyTatti to BrokenChessPiece I'll explain. I was just a playing piece to my ex. A little chess piece in his chess game. A pawn. He just used me as his...
    WintersSoldier WintersSoldier 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 10

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    There was this particular person who commented on my sexiness. So I asked him, how could he say so when he hasn't even seen me. His answer was like the words in my head that were...
    malipatient malipatient 26-30, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Love Addiction - OBSESSIVE LOVE & DEPENDENCY IN RELATIONSHIPS Love Addiction (some call it relationship addiction) is a compulsive, detrimental dependency in relationships that...
    toolatetoapologise toolatetoapologise 51-55, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    I have never felt worse about myself, so I came on here. I just want someone to hear me. Anyway, this is what happened. I am a tall, awkward shy girl. I am very nice and loving. I...
    dancekatie93 dancekatie93 18-21, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Sexless Marriage is a Biblical Reason for Divorce This is a re-post of a comment I wrote to someone that TheWendigo suggested I post as a story, in case it helps anyone. I am...
    UndefinedValue UndefinedValue 31-35, F 13 Responses 2 days ago

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    I finally decided to post a few stories and contribute to the site. What better place to start than one of my main pet peeves with modern society. In today’s world where everyone...
    Silverrun5 Silverrun5 41-45, M 2 Responses Jun 27

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    After I was molested I hid my pain , I buried it. I moved on. I have a boyfriend but I realized I focus on him on making him happy sexually and emotionally. I used to talk about...
    naturalnobody naturalnobody 18-21, F Jun 28

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    I'm 29, married for 5 years, 2 beautiful kids. Unfortunately like most here I live in a sexless marriage. I have for several years. Now some will say, your young and just not happy...
    incognito21 incognito21 26-30, M 15 Responses Jul 1

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