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I Used A Cucumber As A Sex Toy

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    Before Open Myself To My Wife

    Before open myself, showing my inner nature to my Wife, i used many objects and veggies as sex toy. I play with them carefully, while my Wife was at work (She works on different turns in the day) and i was sooo exicted to the idea to **** myself with a zucchini or a cucumber. I...
    SlutAi SlutAi 31-35, M 3 Responses May 2, 2011

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    My Favorite

    My favorite cucumber is the Asian cucumber. It's long...I've found some 12-14"...and narrow so it enters easily. Most regular cukes are too fat and I don't want too much pain when I do myself.
    auntyvikki auntyvikki 61-65, M Aug 17, 2013

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    A Male Sex Toy Too.

    I once read in Playboy advisor. I think it was. Find the biggest, fattest cucumber you can, cut it in half, scoop out the seeds to accommodate your hard-on, then plunge right in. Afterwards you can eat the evidence with your own secret dressing. I tried it once and enjoyed it.
    jonquil323 jonquil323 56-60, M 4 Responses Aug 23, 2010

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    GreenOrGrey GreenOrGrey 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 13

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    No High Fructose Corn Syrup In This Salad Dressing...

    Years ago when PLAYBOY was my favorite in the 1980s and women had thick gorgeous pubic hair.When I moved into my own place in 1997 I used all the local phone chatlines.The best toy that does not use batteries is a peeled cucumber.Pushing that into a busty female and watching...
    dragon9246 dragon9246 46-50, M Aug 12, 2010

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    Cucumbers Turn Out To Be Slightly Large.

    I read a **** story about a man using a cucumber to pleasure his wife and found it turned meon. I watched some videos and the idea really took root. I mentioned it to my wife and she said perhaps some day. I noticed a relatively narrow cucumber in the fridge and while she was...
    sexuallyexplicit sexuallyexplicit 46-50 Oct 31, 2013

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    Wowzers

    Personally, a bit too big for me. I think I'll take a carrot lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    My Wife Got Caught...

    When she was living in an on-campus apartment with another girl, she was ************ to a movie in their living room with a cucumber when her roommate came home. She was quick enough to pull a blanket over herself and hide the cucumber when her roommate went to the bathroom...
    happymadcouple2 happymadcouple2 31-35 18 Responses Jan 11, 2011

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    It Was Big

    It was big and long, almost too big! I slid it in slowly feeling it fill my tight little *****. It felt sooo good. I started sliding it in and out sitting with my legs spread on my bathroom counter, I could see it going in in the mirror, and I started going faster and faster. my...
    wickedthing wickedthing 18-21, F 10 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    Oh Yes

    My next door neighbor grows about everything in this huge garden he has.  And he loves to share with everyone. One day he dropped off a a bag of cucumbers. I'm not really a big cucumber fan. Still I took them because I didn't want to offend him and get cutoff from the stuff I...
    CME360 CME360 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 14, 2011

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    Being so "young," one would expect me not to have a m*sturb*tion problem, but I do. It's not about the pleasure, it's the only way I can fall asleep at night. So as one can imagine...
    dpaulbenjie dpaulbenjie 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 6

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    I used a kid toy and put a Condom over it and fuxked myself real niceee till I squirted all over the carpet
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    I don't have anyone I could talk to, but I am dying for sex. I was sex deprived as a kid, because my parents controlled my life too much. They consider sex as a kid of sin. In the...
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    I had a girl tease me and tie me down once she had me restrained she told me she could do whatever she wanted. She pulled a box of sex toys she was smiling as she put on a strap on...
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    This is again when I was young, around 8-10yrs, may be..... My cousin was staying in my grandpa's place and was working somewhere. He should've been in his early 20s. Whenever I...
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    A couple of days had passed since the first time my brother and I had played with each other. Once again we had been in the paddling pool again (like I said before, it was a hot...
    Goodgirlgonebad17 Goodgirlgonebad17 18-21, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    i really like sex ..but i did not do so many times ,but in real i like real sex ,i have done so many times in cam as well but that's not like that i want to ... btw i am not here...
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    So after my wife's MRI yesterday, she was feeling a whole lot better as they injected her both with anesthetic and cortisone to help the inflammation. We chatted a little before...
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    So kind and caring. So fun to talk and play with. Sexy!!! Oh hell yeah, he's sexy. OMG I think I have butterflies, you make me feel so young! I have such a big crush on you. Be my...
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    blondi73 blondi73 36-40, F 9 Responses Aug 14

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    It's been sliding for years. It started out great, we had good sex often. Then as the years slid by the pace dropped. Not much, and it didn't bother either of us. Then my wife got...
    Leathlobhair Leathlobhair 36-40, M 12 Responses Aug 19

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    This is super long but I just needed to get it off my chest. You used me. You first told me that having the label of "boyfriend and girlfriend" would ruin our relationship so you...
    lunalight21 lunalight21 18-21, F Aug 12

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    lycheechan lycheechan 31-35, F 13 Responses Aug 13

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    I've used some home items.. Imagination goes far
    BeauteFloue BeauteFloue 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    But not just any girl. And not any toy. Dang picky
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Aug 5

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    i am currently in a long term relationship we have been together for 2 years and 4 months. We used to have sex often but lately i feel as though im the one making the effort and...
    emloves emloves 18-21, F 7 Responses Aug 19

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    Alvera964pn Alvera964pn 31-35, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I love, love, LOVE toys! When I'm too tired or spent to continue but still want to have fun, it's nice to have something that lasts as long as the batteries do, or something to...
    meatboy meatboy 13-15, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    YourFriendRyan YourFriendRyan 36-40 2 Responses Aug 13

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    Bought a new pleasure toy tonight. Can't wait to get home!!!!!!!!!!
    Solopleasure Solopleasure 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    I questioned my sexuality once during high school while playing truth or dare, I got to kiss my friend. Two days ago I went to a friend party and I don't know if I got a little...
    allclairity allclairity 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 31

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    Maybe I'd better post and explain why I'm in such a crap mood this morning - I'm getting a lot of PMs. (And really, that's nice - I'm happy and grateful to have concerned friends...
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    I had a dream about my wife and I making out and then shutting the door on the kids to take things further. It was so real that I could hear her moans as they used to be when we...
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    I married a great guy! Seriously. He is just not into any form of sex. No hand holding, No kissing, no nothing. Last time we had sex. 13 years ago. Conceived our last daughter. I...
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