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I Used A Cucumber As A Sex Toy

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    My Wife Got Caught...

    When she was living in an on-campus apartment with another girl, she was ************ to a movie in their living room with a cucumber when her roommate came home. She was quick enough to pull a blanket over herself and hide the cucumber when her roommate went to the bathroom...
    happymadcouple2 happymadcouple2 31-35 18 Responses Jan 11, 2011

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    Cucumbers Turn Out To Be Slightly Large.

    I read a **** story about a man using a cucumber to pleasure his wife and found it turned meon. I watched some videos and the idea really took root. I mentioned it to my wife and she said perhaps some day. I noticed a relatively narrow cucumber in the fridge and while she was...
    sexuallyexplicit sexuallyexplicit 46-50 Oct 31, 2013

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    My Favorite

    My favorite cucumber is the Asian cucumber. It's long...I've found some 12-14"...and narrow so it enters easily. Most regular cukes are too fat and I don't want too much pain when I do myself.
    auntyvikki auntyvikki 61-65, M Aug 17, 2013

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    No High Fructose Corn Syrup In This Salad Dressing...

    Years ago when PLAYBOY was my favorite in the 1980s and women had thick gorgeous pubic hair.When I moved into my own place in 1997 I used all the local phone chatlines.The best toy that does not use batteries is a peeled cucumber.Pushing that into a busty female and watching...
    dragon9246 dragon9246 46-50, M Aug 12, 2010

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    GreenOrGrey GreenOrGrey 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 13

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    Wowzers

    Personally, a bit too big for me. I think I'll take a carrot lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    Before Open Myself To My Wife

    Before open myself, showing my inner nature to my Wife, i used many objects and veggies as sex toy. I play with them carefully, while my Wife was at work (She works on different turns in the day) and i was sooo exicted to the idea to **** myself with a zucchini or a cucumber. I...
    SlutAi SlutAi 31-35, M 3 Responses May 2, 2011

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    Oh Yes

    My next door neighbor grows about everything in this huge garden he has.  And he loves to share with everyone. One day he dropped off a a bag of cucumbers. I'm not really a big cucumber fan. Still I took them because I didn't want to offend him and get cutoff from the stuff I...
    CME360 CME360 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 14, 2011

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    It Was Big

    It was big and long, almost too big! I slid it in slowly feeling it fill my tight little *****. It felt sooo good. I started sliding it in and out sitting with my legs spread on my bathroom counter, I could see it going in in the mirror, and I started going faster and faster. my...
    wickedthing wickedthing 18-21, F 10 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    A Male Sex Toy Too.

    I once read in Playboy advisor. I think it was. Find the biggest, fattest cucumber you can, cut it in half, scoop out the seeds to accommodate your hard-on, then plunge right in. Afterwards you can eat the evidence with your own secret dressing. I tried it once and enjoyed it.
    jonquil323 jonquil323 56-60, M 4 Responses Aug 23, 2010

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    I found a big ***** and asked her bout it, she asked where I found it. I said in her draw. She then asked wat I knew bout them and I told her. She then got me to use it on her...
    goonteam goonteam 16-17, M 4 days ago

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    I used a kid toy and put a Condom over it and fuxked myself real niceee till I squirted all over the carpet
    mx47 mx47 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 26

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    I don't have anyone I could talk to, but I am dying for sex. I was sex deprived as a kid, because my parents controlled my life too much. They consider sex as a kid of sin. In the...
    pblack pblack 41-45, F 7 Responses Aug 26

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    I had a girl tease me and tie me down once she had me restrained she told me she could do whatever she wanted. She pulled a box of sex toys she was smiling as she put on a strap on...
    Smudgechr Smudgechr 41-45, M Aug 26

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    Can't wait to give my GF her birthday present and play with it together. Anyone else ever used a sex cannon? Making me hard thinking about playing with it with her. It has both...
    Dazzer2K Dazzer2K 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 10

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    I've been married for nearly 7 years now and have enjoyed many intimate moments with my wife. A lot of that has changed in the last two years. Sex isn't something that happens...
    absalom123 absalom123 26-30 15 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    A couple of days had passed since the first time my brother and I had played with each other. Once again we had been in the paddling pool again (like I said before, it was a hot...
    Goodgirlgonebad17 Goodgirlgonebad17 18-21, F 8 Responses Aug 28

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    O, Hello! I am homeless and I live in a certain voluntary work based shelter. The reason I write her eare problems I have there. Many people living there are rude and agressive...
    DogBlog1 DogBlog1 41-45, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    I arrived home a short time ago and put the kettle on. H unexpectedly arrived home early shortly after. I hid my irritation and asked him if he would like a cup of tea. " yes...
    2BlossomBlue 2BlossomBlue 51-55, F 5 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    So finally that time is here when i can actually see myself being used & walked over. Here's to the group of friends & people i know. They'd text me, call me & be nice to me...
    Xyanii Xyanii 22-25, F 3 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    So after my wife's MRI yesterday, she was feeling a whole lot better as they injected her both with anesthetic and cortisone to help the inflammation. We chatted a little before...
    HopefulDude HopefulDude 36-40, M 12 Responses Aug 20

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    My ex and I would have sex all the time but did not want it to become ordinary home sex so we would incorporate outside the home and outdoor sex. We have been at the beach, park...
    Kelbos123 Kelbos123 31-35, M 2 hrs ago

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    Last night I was on amazon looking at toys and I saw these "strapless strap-ons" which are supported by / inserted into the woman's vag and ***. I would love to get pegged by a...
    activesonar activesonar 26-30, M 2 Responses Sep 3

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    Lestermg94 Lestermg94 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 7

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    it turns me on to think of just trying to see if a guys seed will make it to the finish line. our dna mixing to form this new life. the process of it all turns me on. him thrusting...
    SadisticBitch SadisticBitch 31-35, F 6 Responses Sep 7

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    It's been sliding for years. It started out great, we had good sex often. Then as the years slid by the pace dropped. Not much, and it didn't bother either of us. Then my wife got...
    Leathlobhair Leathlobhair 36-40, M 12 Responses Aug 19

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    Any guy I've had a relationship with...ALL of them could not keep up with me sexually. Makes you start to feel freakish or like you need therapy. But I embrace it and have plenty...
    Lolypolypostrgrl Lolypolypostrgrl 26-30, F 15 Responses Sep 5

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    So it's been a long time since I have had any talk about sex with my wife. So I want the perspective of a female refuser. How would u feel if u r husband brought up wanting to have...
    lauraCD805 lauraCD805 36-40, T 4 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I think smart is sexy, because stupid most definitely is not. Working with people means that I have to deal with the intellectually challenged on a daily basis. I have come to...
    Lullacus Lullacus 22-25, F 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I've used some home items.. Imagination goes far
    BeauteFloue BeauteFloue 22-25, F Aug 28

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    I'm not just some toy you can use and abuse as and when you please! I'm a human being I have feelings! Why don't you want to get to know me? .. I have a good personality, I' m...
    xxlouisebaby xxlouisebaby 22-25, F 6 Responses Aug 30

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    i am currently in a long term relationship we have been together for 2 years and 4 months. We used to have sex often but lately i feel as though im the one making the effort and...
    emloves emloves 18-21, F 9 Responses Aug 19

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    I love, love, LOVE toys! When I'm too tired or spent to continue but still want to have fun, it's nice to have something that lasts as long as the batteries do, or something to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 28

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    "Sexual Aversion Disorder" I am not sure if anyone has ever posted about this in this group...Actually I am sure someone has but I cannot find such post. apparently there is an...
    JackHawthorne JackHawthorne 31-35, M 7 Responses Aug 31

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    I want old men to use toys on me.
    MissyLx MissyLx 22-25, F 6 Responses Sep 4

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    Bought a new pleasure toy tonight. Can't wait to get home!!!!!!!!!!
    Solopleasure Solopleasure 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    I used to be so cares less with my heart and body. I don't know why I did the things I did. One time I was travelling in a country across the world and I was alone and very drunk...
    ShareToHeal ShareToHeal 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 25

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    I have tried and enjoyed smaller toys but would like to try something a bit more adventurous, either in length or girth.. Just seeking a new sensation..
    Gunnutz Gunnutz 51-55, M 4 Responses Aug 30

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    Oh wait, it was about real toys not penis or balls!!
    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F a week ago

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    I guess I don't really know what I am, nor do I really care to put a label on it, but when you label it, I guess it's easier to find others who feel similarly and who you can talk...
    graveyardghosty graveyardghosty 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I have strong feelings for my friend. They're only getting stronger, and I might be falling in love with her. I have desires to kiss her, hold her hand and to cuddle with her, but...
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F 13 hrs ago

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    I want to have random sex no strings attached
    shadlab76 shadlab76 22-25, M 4 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I posted a story with the heading l live in a,sexless marriage....it changed to l am dating. I can categorically state that l am definitely NOT dating. I will repost my story and...
    2BlossomBlue 2BlossomBlue 51-55, F 7 hrs ago

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    So much for my theory that H can't have sex. Last night he offered and although I had a splitting headache I said yes. Maybe more desperately than I should have but it was great...
    Iamhellonwheels Iamhellonwheels 41-45, F 19 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Anniversary came and went with me sleeping alone. Why am I surprised? She stayed on a conference call half the night and barely said a word to me. I know it is sexless but is it...
    philosdaddy philosdaddy 41-45, M 9 Responses