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I Used A Cucumber As A Sex Toy

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    Personally, a bit too big for me. I think I'll take a carrot lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    A Male Sex Toy Too.

    I once read in Playboy advisor. I think it was. Find the biggest, fattest cucumber you can, cut it in half, scoop out the seeds to accommodate your hard-on, then plunge right in. Afterwards you can eat the evidence with your own secret dressing. I tried it once and enjoyed it.
    jonquil323 jonquil323 56-60, M 3 Responses Aug 23, 2010

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    It Was Big

    It was big and long, almost too big! I slid it in slowly feeling it fill my tight little *****. It felt sooo good. I started sliding it in and out sitting with my legs spread on my bathroom counter, I could see it going in in the mirror, and I started going faster and faster. my...
    wickedthing wickedthing 18-21, F 10 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    No High Fructose Corn Syrup In This Salad Dressing...

    Years ago when PLAYBOY was my favorite in the 1980s and women had thick gorgeous pubic hair.When I moved into my own place in 1997 I used all the local phone chatlines.The best toy that does not use batteries is a peeled cucumber.Pushing that into a busty female and watching...
    dragon9246 dragon9246 46-50, M Aug 12, 2010

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    Cucumbers Turn Out To Be Slightly Large.

    I read a **** story about a man using a cucumber to pleasure his wife and found it turned meon. I watched some videos and the idea really took root. I mentioned it to my wife and she said perhaps some day. I noticed a relatively narrow cucumber in the fridge and while she was...
    sexuallyexplicit sexuallyexplicit 46-50 Oct 31, 2013

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    My Favorite

    My favorite cucumber is the Asian cucumber. It's long...I've found some 12-14"...and narrow so it enters easily. Most regular cukes are too fat and I don't want too much pain when I do myself.
    auntyvikki auntyvikki 61-65, M Aug 17, 2013

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    My Wife Got Caught...

    When she was living in an on-campus apartment with another girl, she was ************ to a movie in their living room with a cucumber when her roommate came home. She was quick enough to pull a blanket over herself and hide the cucumber when her roommate went to the bathroom...
    happymadcouple2 happymadcouple2 31-35 18 Responses Jan 11, 2011

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    Oh Yes

    My next door neighbor grows about everything in this huge garden he has.  And he loves to share with everyone. One day he dropped off a a bag of cucumbers. I'm not really a big cucumber fan. Still I took them because I didn't want to offend him and get cutoff from the stuff I...
    CME360 CME360 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 14, 2011

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    Before Open Myself To My Wife

    Before open myself, showing my inner nature to my Wife, i used many objects and veggies as sex toy. I play with them carefully, while my Wife was at work (She works on different turns in the day) and i was sooo exicted to the idea to **** myself with a zucchini or a cucumber. I...
    SlutAi SlutAi 31-35, M 3 Responses May 2, 2011

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    luv4ever24 luv4ever24 13-15, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    My wife and i have been married 6 years, together 11. For about the last 5. Sex has slowly been tapering off. Now it's about once a month. Awhile ago I figured out she doesn't have...
    jeepers92 jeepers92 41-45, M 23 hrs ago

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    Jaden1971 Jaden1971 41-45 13 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    naughtybutnice22 naughtybutnice22 22-25, F 5 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    To some, my body is not sexy... Well to them I would like to say.. screw you... i am sexy in my own way!!!
    somedobutsomedont somedobutsomedont 36-40, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    AjLeePunk AjLeePunk 22-25, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I have been reading these stories for over a year, but this is my first contribution. My marriage, by definition, isn't sexless. We have sex regularly, at least weekly, more if...
    Bluechoo Bluechoo 36-40 10 Responses Jul 18

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    I still do play with toys, I love buying Hot Wheels and Matchbox toy cars and Nerf guns and action figures! And I love the Star Wars series toys!!!! I'm still a kid at heart!!!
    MilitaryHistoryNerd94 MilitaryHistoryNerd94 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 30

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    I still cry about it sometimes, when Im alone and when I think about it. I feel so stupid. Just stupid. When I was 15, this sick horrible man walked into my life, he was 25 years...
    bteddy bteddy 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    I started dating a girl, we'll call her becka, well over a year ago. When we first got together it was amazing, for months at the beginning we were the perfect couple. I loved...
    mitchel71 mitchel71 26-30, M 1 Response Jun 29

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    I went to the store The Lions Den in Bowman, SC. I got some toys for me and some toys for my wife. Then I noticed an area more private. I enjoyed the j/o booth. Wish there were...
    agelessdog1987 agelessdog1987 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 12

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    SIX SIGNS OF A LOVE AVOIDANT (This is a Good read) 1. Evades Intimate and Emotional Connection In romantic relationships evading intimacy and getting too close emotionally is...
    toolatetoapologise toolatetoapologise 51-55, F 12 Responses Jul 18

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    At first I didn't know what to think. Then I decided that I was giving this man something his wife could not give him. Sexual satisfaction. I knew the mans wife because I was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    Curious. If there are any men here who find themselves to be past the point of a new start due to being unattractive to women generally, how do you envision your life post-sexless...
    novembercomingfire novembercomingfire 41-45 16 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    We do without the ep police taking down anything remotely sexual. Tick the over 18 option makes no difference. What is the point of joining adult sections when you can not write an...
    vampirish vampirish 46-50, F 6 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I have been a member of this forum for nearly two years now. During this time, I have gone through the most challenging experience of my life –a divorce from my wife of nearly 3...
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    I have been a member of this forum for nearly two years now. During this time, I have gone through the most challenging experience of my life –a divorce from my wife of nearly 3...
    Buroak Buroak 51-55, M 11 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I haven't yet but i would really like to, don't even have to leave the house, just stay home and get free sex (;
    Imsobored123 Imsobored123 18-21, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    alex vause from orange is the new black is seriously making me question my sexuality.
    grottymuffin grottymuffin 13-15, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I want to have sexy fun with another girl.
    Sallyev Sallyev 26-30 1 hr ago

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    abingham abingham 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 29

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    3 days...3 refusals Just couldn't take what she was offering. There are so many rules she has about what I can touch and when, that it's not worth the time. So here's what...
    angryspartan angryspartan 36-40, M 12 Responses Jul 9

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    I've always wanted an older woman to just take me and use me as their secret boy toy
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    There was this particular person who commented on my sexiness. So I asked him, how could he say so when he hasn't even seen me. His answer was like the words in my head that were...
    malipatient malipatient 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 18

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