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I Used A Cucumber As A Sex Toy

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    Oh Yes

    My next door neighbor grows about everything in this huge garden he has.  And he loves to share with everyone. One day he dropped off a a bag of cucumbers. I'm not really a big cucumber fan. Still I took them because I didn't want to offend him and get cutoff from the stuff I...
    CME360 CME360 41-45, M Sep 14, 2011

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    Wowzers

    Personally, a bit too big for me. I think I'll take a carrot lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    Before Open Myself To My Wife

    Before open myself, showing my inner nature to my Wife, i used many objects and veggies as sex toy. I play with them carefully, while my Wife was at work (She works on different turns in the day) and i was sooo exicted to the idea to **** myself with a zucchini or a cucumber. I...
    SlutAi SlutAi 31-35, M 3 Responses May 2, 2011

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    Cucumbers Turn Out To Be Slightly Large.

    I read a **** story about a man using a cucumber to pleasure his wife and found it turned meon. I watched some videos and the idea really took root. I mentioned it to my wife and she said perhaps some day. I noticed a relatively narrow cucumber in the fridge and while she was...
    sexuallyexplicit sexuallyexplicit 46-50 Oct 31, 2013

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    A Male Sex Toy Too.

    I once read in Playboy advisor. I think it was. Find the biggest, fattest cucumber you can, cut it in half, scoop out the seeds to accommodate your hard-on, then plunge right in. Afterwards you can eat the evidence with your own secret dressing. I tried it once and enjoyed it.
    jonquil323 jonquil323 56-60, M 4 Responses Aug 23, 2010

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    It Was Big

    It was big and long, almost too big! I slid it in slowly feeling it fill my tight little *****. It felt sooo good. I started sliding it in and out sitting with my legs spread on my bathroom counter, I could see it going in in the mirror, and I started going faster and faster. my...
    wickedthing wickedthing 18-21, F 9 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    No High Fructose Corn Syrup In This Salad Dressing...

    Years ago when PLAYBOY was my favorite in the 1980s and women had thick gorgeous pubic hair.When I moved into my own place in 1997 I used all the local phone chatlines.The best toy that does not use batteries is a peeled cucumber.Pushing that into a busty female and watching...
    dragon9246 dragon9246 46-50, M Aug 12, 2010

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    My Wife Got Caught...

    When she was living in an on-campus apartment with another girl, she was ************ to a movie in their living room with a cucumber when her roommate came home. She was quick enough to pull a blanket over herself and hide the cucumber when her roommate went to the bathroom...
    happymadcouple2 happymadcouple2 31-35 17 Responses Jan 11, 2011

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    GreenOrGrey GreenOrGrey 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 13

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    My Favorite

    My favorite cucumber is the Asian cucumber. It's long...I've found some 12-14"...and narrow so it enters easily. Most regular cukes are too fat and I don't want too much pain when I do myself.
    auntyvikki auntyvikki 61-65, M Aug 17, 2013

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