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I Used A Cucumber As A Sex Toy

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    I Just ****** My Wife With A Cucumber - After months of joking about it and being told not a chance it finally happened it wasn't the smallest of cucumbers and was ice cold from...
    zippy2074 zippy2074 36-40, M 10 Responses Aug 3, 2013

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    No High Fructose Corn Syrup In This Salad Dressing... - Years ago when PLAYBOY was my favorite in the 1980s and women had thick gorgeous pubic hair.When I moved into my own place...
    dragon9246 dragon9246 46-50, M Aug 12, 2010

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    Before Open Myself To My Wife - Before open myself, showing my inner nature to my Wife, i used many objects and veggies as sex toy. I play with them carefully, while my Wife was at...
    SlutAi SlutAi 31-35, M 3 Responses May 2, 2011

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    My Wife Got Caught... - When she was living in an on-campus apartment with another girl, she was ************ to a movie in their living room with a cucumber when her roommate came...
    happymadcouple2 happymadcouple2 31-35 18 Responses Jan 11, 2011

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    It Was Big - It was big and long, almost too big! I slid it in slowly feeling it fill my tight little *****. It felt sooo good. I started sliding it in and out sitting with my legs...
    wickedthing wickedthing 18-21, F 10 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    Cucumbers Turn Out To Be Slightly Large. - I read a **** story about a man using a cucumber to pleasure his wife and found it turned meon. I watched some videos and the idea...
    sexuallyexplicit sexuallyexplicit 46-50 Oct 31, 2013

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    Oh Yes - My next door neighbor grows about everything in this huge garden he has.  And he loves to share with everyone. One day he dropped off a a bag of cucumbers. I'm not...
    CME360 CME360 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 14, 2011

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    A Male Sex Toy Too. - I once read in Playboy advisor. I think it was. Find the biggest, fattest cucumber you can, cut it in half, scoop out the seeds to accommodate your hard-on...
    jonquil323 jonquil323 56-60, M 3 Responses Aug 23, 2010

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    My Favorite - My favorite cucumber is the Asian cucumber. It's long...I've found some 12-14"...and narrow so it enters easily. Most regular cukes are too fat and I don't want too...
    auntyvikki auntyvikki 61-65, M Aug 17, 2013

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    Wowzers - Personally, a bit too big for me. I think I'll take a carrot lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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