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I Used A Cucumber As A Sex Toy

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    My Favorite

    My favorite cucumber is the Asian cucumber. It's long...I've found some 12-14"...and narrow so it enters easily. Most regular cukes are too fat and I don't want too much pain when I do myself.
    auntyvikki auntyvikki 61-65, M Aug 17, 2013

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    My Wife Got Caught...

    When she was living in an on-campus apartment with another girl, she was ************ to a movie in their living room with a cucumber when her roommate came home. She was quick enough to pull a blanket over herself and hide the cucumber when her roommate went to the bathroom...
    happymadcouple2 happymadcouple2 31-35 18 Responses Jan 11, 2011

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    It Was Big

    It was big and long, almost too big! I slid it in slowly feeling it fill my tight little *****. It felt sooo good. I started sliding it in and out sitting with my legs spread on my bathroom counter, I could see it going in in the mirror, and I started going faster and faster. my...
    wickedthing wickedthing 18-21, F 10 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    No High Fructose Corn Syrup In This Salad Dressing...

    Years ago when PLAYBOY was my favorite in the 1980s and women had thick gorgeous pubic hair.When I moved into my own place in 1997 I used all the local phone chatlines.The best toy that does not use batteries is a peeled cucumber.Pushing that into a busty female and watching...
    dragon9246 dragon9246 46-50, M Aug 12, 2010

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    Wowzers

    Personally, a bit too big for me. I think I'll take a carrot lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    GreenOrGrey GreenOrGrey 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 13

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    Before Open Myself To My Wife

    Before open myself, showing my inner nature to my Wife, i used many objects and veggies as sex toy. I play with them carefully, while my Wife was at work (She works on different turns in the day) and i was sooo exicted to the idea to **** myself with a zucchini or a cucumber. I...
    SlutAi SlutAi 31-35, M 3 Responses May 2, 2011

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    A Male Sex Toy Too.

    I once read in Playboy advisor. I think it was. Find the biggest, fattest cucumber you can, cut it in half, scoop out the seeds to accommodate your hard-on, then plunge right in. Afterwards you can eat the evidence with your own secret dressing. I tried it once and enjoyed it.
    jonquil323 jonquil323 56-60, M 4 Responses Aug 23, 2010

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    Oh Yes

    My next door neighbor grows about everything in this huge garden he has.  And he loves to share with everyone. One day he dropped off a a bag of cucumbers. I'm not really a big cucumber fan. Still I took them because I didn't want to offend him and get cutoff from the stuff I...
    CME360 CME360 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 14, 2011

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    Cucumbers Turn Out To Be Slightly Large.

    I read a **** story about a man using a cucumber to pleasure his wife and found it turned meon. I watched some videos and the idea really took root. I mentioned it to my wife and she said perhaps some day. I noticed a relatively narrow cucumber in the fridge and while she was...
    sexuallyexplicit sexuallyexplicit 46-50 Oct 31, 2013

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    At 20 years old I got my first sex toy. It wasn't the flesh light I wanted but it is supposed to be really good for$40
    Ravenbrook Ravenbrook 18-21, M Sep 7

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    RP Only Im a c.ock addict I love sucking it licking it and being slapped with it hard. I love being slapped on my face t.itties, and ***. I love being spit on especially in my...
    SlutHaylee SlutHaylee 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 26

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    I found a big ***** and asked her bout it, she asked where I found it. I said in her draw. She then asked wat I knew bout them and I told her. She then got me to use it on her...
    goonteam goonteam 16-17, M a week ago

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    I used a kid toy and put a Condom over it and fuxked myself real niceee till I squirted all over the carpet
    mx47 mx47 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 26

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    I don't have anyone I could talk to, but I am dying for sex. I was sex deprived as a kid, because my parents controlled my life too much. They consider sex as a kid of sin. In the...
    pblack pblack 41-45, F 7 Responses Aug 26

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    I had a girl tease me and tie me down once she had me restrained she told me she could do whatever she wanted. She pulled a box of sex toys she was smiling as she put on a strap on...
    Smudgechr Smudgechr 41-45, M Aug 26

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    Can't wait to give my GF her birthday present and play with it together. Anyone else ever used a sex cannon? Making me hard thinking about playing with it with her. It has both...
    Dazzer2K Dazzer2K 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 10

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    A couple of days had passed since the first time my brother and I had played with each other. Once again we had been in the paddling pool again (like I said before, it was a hot...
    Goodgirlgonebad17 Goodgirlgonebad17 18-21, F 8 Responses Aug 28

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    A sauna is sort of a home or perhaps a space, which happens to be intended to knowledge dry or moist heat classes, for the purpose of rest and induction of perspiring. There's two...
    James4815fxm8 James4815fxm8 31-35, M 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    First of all I want to make clear I am not the type of person that looks around looking for trouble or sleep around with just anyone, and that includes married women, But once an...
    BrantfordGuy42 BrantfordGuy42 41-45, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    Being with a character disturbed person(or is he) will make you addicted to solving the problems in the relationship. However, your efforts are met with zero reciprocation and you...
    sartur sartur 36-40, F 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    So I'm in a bit of a predicament. I'm in a long distance relationship and I haven't had sex in months when I'm used to getting it whenever I wanted it. I have no toys and I'm...
    brandijade92 brandijade92 18-21, F 13 Responses 1 day ago

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    I used to have a guy bestfriend. People thought that we're dating each other but actually not, before we had problems and stuffs he was really nice, funny, and talkative (in good...
    Anonymously09 Anonymously09 13-15, F 6 hrs ago

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    So after my wife's MRI yesterday, she was feeling a whole lot better as they injected her both with anesthetic and cortisone to help the inflammation. We chatted a little before...
    HopefulDude HopefulDude 36-40, M 12 Responses Aug 20

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    I will try to describe my sexless marriage. We have been together for a long time. We met in high school and were each others first lovers. Both of us were shy and insecure and...
    Amaaj Amaaj 46-50, F 8 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    I have been married for close to 8 years. Before we had kids I actually had to tell my wife to take it easy...I didn't need to have sex everyday! Boy do I miss those days...We now...
    Raboebie1210 Raboebie1210 36-40, M 7 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    Last night I was on amazon looking at toys and I saw these "strapless strap-ons" which are supported by / inserted into the woman's vag and ***. I would love to get pegged by a...
    activesonar activesonar 26-30, M 2 Responses Sep 3

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    How do guys really feel when your wife tells you "I think the reason we have unexplained infertility is that we don't have sex often enough"? It's been more than 2 months since...
    surfiehall surfiehall 31-35, F 6 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    3 years ago I used to be unpopular but loved you know? Like I had true and honest friends. The next year when I got to highschool I got hot and more people wanted to be friends...
    mayanatasha mayanatasha 16-17, F 4 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Hey, It's the worse to have a sex driven mind.. I have a desire to focus on the things life has to offer that I love, and this constant need for sex, or anything related to it, in...
    Rafmuses Rafmuses 26-30, M 6 hrs ago

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    I used to think that you were supposed to love people who loved you back, as if we had a choice in choosing who we handed our hearts to. I think it's funny how it all works out...
    SempiternalTruth SempiternalTruth 16-17, F 4 hrs ago

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    it turns me on to think of just trying to see if a guys seed will make it to the finish line. our dna mixing to form this new life. the process of it all turns me on. him thrusting...
    SadisticBitch SadisticBitch 31-35, F 6 Responses Sep 7

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    Never expected nor sought out any attention from her. She was an associates wife and we never met before until the firm had an elaborate dining experience at the senior partners...
    ImageLust ImageLust 36-40, M 21 hrs ago

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    Any guy I've had a relationship with...ALL of them could not keep up with me sexually. Makes you start to feel freakish or like you need therapy. But I embrace it and have plenty...
    Lolypolypostrgrl Lolypolypostrgrl 26-30, F 17 Responses Sep 5

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    I haven't posted lately because it has been more of the same stuff for me. No sex since the reset sex a few months back. More avoidance since. More excuses. Yesterday, she tells...
    ImBatmanNow ImBatmanNow 51-55, M 5 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    I really feel me and my ex broke up because I wasn't giving him sex. People say sex doesn't make a guy stay but in my eyes I would still have a boyfriend to this day if I would...
    rubyy25 rubyy25 13-15, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I've used some home items.. Imagination goes far
    BeauteFloue BeauteFloue 22-25, F Aug 28

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    I'm not just some toy you can use and abuse as and when you please! I'm a human being I have feelings! Why don't you want to get to know me? .. I have a good personality, I' m...
    xxlouisebaby xxlouisebaby 22-25, F 6 Responses Aug 30

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    I love, love, LOVE toys! When I'm too tired or spent to continue but still want to have fun, it's nice to have something that lasts as long as the batteries do, or something to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 28

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    "Sexual Aversion Disorder" I am not sure if anyone has ever posted about this in this group...Actually I am sure someone has but I cannot find such post. apparently there is an...
    JackHawthorne JackHawthorne 31-35, M 7 Responses Aug 31

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    I want old men to use toys on me.
    MissyLx MissyLx 22-25, F 6 Responses Sep 4

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    Well the day finally came….and went. I did the deed and asked for a divorce. As expected she was upset. I couldn’t blame her. Her whole world was going to change. She...
    beachlivin04 beachlivin04 41-45, M 46 Responses 1 day ago

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    I wish my boyfriend would make love to me. Trembling, knee shaking, becoming one kind of sex. Where I can feel his love.
    H3lt3rSk3lt3r H3lt3rSk3lt3r 18-21, F 4 Responses 22 hrs ago

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    I don't think I can keep up this act of no sex no intimacy - much longer. At breaking point. It's too painful. I'm such a free spirit/extravert. I must make an exit plan. Never...
    bluegreenseascape bluegreenseascape 46-50, F 4 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    I do this for two reasons: 1) to look good while having sex. 2) to hold the rhythm at which I slam the drums.
    youguyssuck69 youguyssuck69 18-21, M 18 hrs ago

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    There's no better feeling than grinding up against another hot and slippery pu*sy. Feeling her klit rub up against mine is the sexiest feeling, and when I can't take it and more...
    femmeme femmeme 36-40, F 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    First off, I always thought I was the only man going through this until I saw this group. From what I see it is on both sides of the sexes. Mine began about 10 years ago after my...
    Tonycamaro Tonycamaro 41-45, M 7 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    I luv women wearing pantyhose...especially when she wears a pair of sheer tan/nude pantyhose that aren't of the control top variety! If you're lucky your wife or gf will wear...
    booyah73 booyah73 41-45, M 11 hrs ago

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