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I Used A Cucumber As A Sex Toy

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    Oh Yes

    My next door neighbor grows about everything in this huge garden he has.  And he loves to share with everyone. One day he dropped off a a bag of cucumbers. I'm not really a big cucumber fan. Still I took them because I didn't want to offend him and get cutoff from the stuff I...
    CME360 CME360 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 14, 2011

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    GreenOrGrey GreenOrGrey 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 13

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    Cucumbers Turn Out To Be Slightly Large.

    I read a **** story about a man using a cucumber to pleasure his wife and found it turned meon. I watched some videos and the idea really took root. I mentioned it to my wife and she said perhaps some day. I noticed a relatively narrow cucumber in the fridge and while she was...
    sexuallyexplicit sexuallyexplicit 46-50 Oct 31, 2013

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    It Was Big

    It was big and long, almost too big! I slid it in slowly feeling it fill my tight little *****. It felt sooo good. I started sliding it in and out sitting with my legs spread on my bathroom counter, I could see it going in in the mirror, and I started going faster and faster. my...
    wickedthing wickedthing 18-21, F 10 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    A Male Sex Toy Too.

    I once read in Playboy advisor. I think it was. Find the biggest, fattest cucumber you can, cut it in half, scoop out the seeds to accommodate your hard-on, then plunge right in. Afterwards you can eat the evidence with your own secret dressing. I tried it once and enjoyed it.
    jonquil323 jonquil323 56-60, M 4 Responses Aug 23, 2010

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    Before Open Myself To My Wife

    Before open myself, showing my inner nature to my Wife, i used many objects and veggies as sex toy. I play with them carefully, while my Wife was at work (She works on different turns in the day) and i was sooo exicted to the idea to **** myself with a zucchini or a cucumber. I...
    SlutAi SlutAi 31-35, M 3 Responses May 2, 2011

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    No High Fructose Corn Syrup In This Salad Dressing...

    Years ago when PLAYBOY was my favorite in the 1980s and women had thick gorgeous pubic hair.When I moved into my own place in 1997 I used all the local phone chatlines.The best toy that does not use batteries is a peeled cucumber.Pushing that into a busty female and watching...
    dragon9246 dragon9246 46-50, M Aug 12, 2010

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    My Favorite

    My favorite cucumber is the Asian cucumber. It's long...I've found some 12-14"...and narrow so it enters easily. Most regular cukes are too fat and I don't want too much pain when I do myself.
    auntyvikki auntyvikki 61-65, M Aug 17, 2013

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    My Wife Got Caught...

    When she was living in an on-campus apartment with another girl, she was ************ to a movie in their living room with a cucumber when her roommate came home. She was quick enough to pull a blanket over herself and hide the cucumber when her roommate went to the bathroom...
    happymadcouple2 happymadcouple2 31-35 18 Responses Jan 11, 2011

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    Wowzers

    Personally, a bit too big for me. I think I'll take a carrot lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    I found a big ***** and asked her bout it, she asked where I found it. I said in her draw. She then asked wat I knew bout them and I told her. She then got me to use it on her...
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    So gross I think it was a but plug lmao
    CeeAirAHH CeeAirAHH 13-15, F 7 Responses Sep 22

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    Well kind of, I've made many vids of me playing with myself and using toys anal and others, I guess I kinda fall into this category as I have and used some sex dolls, I was curious...
    morninglory69 morninglory69 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 21

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    Friday night I bought pizza, vodka, chocolate and sex toys, one for him and one for me. I didn't say a word, just sat the bags on the counter. He started unloading them. It was...
    Iamhellonwheels Iamhellonwheels 41-45, F 28 Responses a week ago

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    I often break into houses in my neighbourhood and rummage through girls panties, sex toys ect
    Rugby4me Rugby4me 18-21, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Can't wait to give my GF her birthday present and play with it together. Anyone else ever used a sex cannon? Making me hard thinking about playing with it with her. It has both...
    Dazzer2K Dazzer2K 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 10

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    My GF loved her new Sex cannon toy. We had a romantic bath on the evening and made sure we were both nice and smooth. Then we set the toy up and used it on my GF first, she came...
    Dazzer2K Dazzer2K 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    So I'm in a bit of a predicament. I'm in a long distance relationship and I haven't had sex in months when I'm used to getting it whenever I wanted it. I have no toys and I'm...
    brandijade92 brandijade92 18-21, F 13 Responses Sep 19

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    Last night I was on amazon looking at toys and I saw these "strapless strap-ons" which are supported by / inserted into the woman's vag and ***. I would love to get pegged by a...
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    it turns me on to think of just trying to see if a guys seed will make it to the finish line. our dna mixing to form this new life. the process of it all turns me on. him thrusting...
    SadisticBitch SadisticBitch 31-35, F 6 Responses Sep 7

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    Any guy I've had a relationship with...ALL of them could not keep up with me sexually. Makes you start to feel freakish or like you need therapy. But I embrace it and have plenty...
    Lolypolypostrgrl Lolypolypostrgrl 26-30, F 15 Responses Sep 5

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    I'm lucky enough to have a great sex-ting partner, but always room for more when she is not around, so any ladies into male cross dressers with toys and is submissive hit me up x
    morninglory69 morninglory69 26-30, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I was in a relationship for 4.5 yrs it started to get boring cause I was always doing all the work. Then we broke up I thought I would have a field day with people that was not the...
    ArtofFashion ArtofFashion 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I feel used. Used by guys. I feel like I attract the wrong ones. When I think I meet someone decent turns out they only want me for one thing. For sex, even though I've had some...
    Saabatt Saabatt 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I want old men to use toys on me.
    MissyLx MissyLx 22-25, F 6 Responses Sep 4

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    Well the day finally came….and went. I did the deed and asked for a divorce. As expected she was upset. I couldn’t blame her. Her whole world was going to change. She...
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    I have been in a relationship with the same man for 3years now. I love him with all of my heart and soul, but he is tearing me apart. In the very beginning our sex life was great...
    tiffany7michelle tiffany7michelle 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 21

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    Coercion. Years ago I read about husbands forcing their wives to perform a certain sex act (named at the end of this story for those curious) under the threat of divorce. It was...
    something2talkabout something2talkabout 51-55, M 17 Responses 5 days ago

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    Oh wait, it was about real toys not penis or balls!!
    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 10

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    I guess I don't really know what I am, nor do I really care to put a label on it, but when you label it, I guess it's easier to find others who feel similarly and who you can talk...
    graveyardghosty graveyardghosty 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 16

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    While sexless it is not loveless. I often am ashamed because I don't always "get past" my own physical needs. Here's a little background. My wife, while not "touchy feely" is a...
    expromiscuous expromiscuous 41-45 5 Responses Sep 17

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    So this past Sunday I watched this gentleman perform a dance while painting. He was Cuban and had lots of Cuban music playing along with poetry and other meaningful things playing...
    OhGK OhGK 26-30, F 3 Responses Sep 22

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    In case you're wondering whether your spouse is asexual, here's some info. "(CNN) -- It's not just a phase. They're not frigid, sick, repressed or broken. Meeting the so-called...
    Mettamomma Mettamomma 61-65, F 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    I've got little desk toys that I slowly play out scenarios with. My mom gave me a tiny teddy bear as a gift recently. I named him Tiny Teddy. (There was a regular sized Teddy in...
    LoeyBratface LoeyBratface 31-35, F 1 Response 23 hrs ago

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    I'm not sure I believe in love anymore. I've cried watching two different TV shows this weekend, both with happy romantic endings. I've gotten to the point of thinking these...
    EagleManifesto EagleManifesto 31-35, F 22 Responses Sep 7

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    For men who find it painful to put their backs into it during sex, a new Canadian study suggests that some positions are better than others. Researchers identified certain sex...
    ayesha0002 ayesha0002 26-30 Sep 11

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    I'm in a sexless marriage, but it's me who doesn't want it. I love my husband. We have three beautiful sons together. I am being affected by a case of childhood sibling sexual...
    coffeeIover coffeeIover 26-30, F 13 Responses Sep 22

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    I had a successful sexual experience last night. I didn't feel dirty or used after. I really talked at length with my husband about the events of my childhood. He assured me I'm...
    coffeeIover coffeeIover 26-30, F 11 Responses a week ago

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    Well it's not exactly sexless, I guess we make love once or twice them there's nothing for 4 to 6 weeks or even longer. It has been this way for much of the past 22 years. Going...
    aardvark64 aardvark64 46-50, M 4 Responses Sep 2

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    Having a hard time.. not married but still in a committed relationship. So depressed, feeling disheartened, and don't know how to handle this. Still in love with my guy but there's...
    meeshee1 meeshee1 36-40, F 15 Responses Sep 2

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    I've been married for nearly 7 years now and have enjoyed many intimate moments with my wife. A lot of that has changed in the last two years. Sex isn't something that happens...
    absalom123 absalom123 26-30 19 Responses Sep 18

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    If it wasn't sex it would be something else. At least in my situation. It's not just sex, it's also emotional avoidance, lack of support and disrespect. I think refusing sex is...
    sartur sartur 36-40, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    I used to be a wild teenager. Sex, drugs and all types of music. I became a teen mom and changed my life for what I was "supposed" to be. Now I feel like I need to find myself...
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    To all the shortsighted and unenlightened.....it is never, never "just sex". If you are used in this way you are missing most of the pleasure and denying yourself a much needed...
    WhiteRosesDelivered WhiteRosesDelivered 66-70, F 8 Responses Sep 10

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    So let's talk boobs! A question guys and girls always ask me is "why so much cleavage?" And to be frank it's just my style...It kind of runs in the family my mother wears low cut...
    MissLorii MissLorii 18-21, F 9 Responses Sep 13

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    I don't really know if this counts as sexual abuse but he used to not stop when I said stop...and held me down and did things. And would act all sad afterwards and say sorry so I...
    danixy danixy 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 21

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