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ShadowsScream
Your Fortune Is: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Follow these wise words carefully
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Written on March 19th, 2010
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foldedunfolding
and i have actually done this too, when i was high....
Your Fortune Is: Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
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Written on October 22nd, 2012
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wack1985
Your Fortune Is: Man who run behind car get exhausted.well my comeback to this "fortune" is: the man who runs behind car is wiser (and in less pain) than the one who runs in front of it :P
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Written on December 9th, 2011
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outercalm
Your Fortune Is: Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.What if my glass house doesn't have a basement. LOL
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Written on May 15th, 2012
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neodeno
Your Fortune Is: Man who eat meat and peas on same plate - very unhygienic.
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Written on December 7th, 2010
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UlricWindfury
Your fortune is:
Cow with no legs, ground beef.
Follow these wise words carefully.
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Written on March 20th, 2010
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lonesurvivor
Your Fortune Is: Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.
Follow these wise words carefully.
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Written on March 19th, 2010
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jimmyrudyjump
Lucky: Your Fortune Is: Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
Unlucky: Your Fortune Is: Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
Someone from the looney bin has had a field day on that website... :D
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Written on February 12th, 2011
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ran4658
Love is right around the corner.
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Written on October 28th, 2011
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