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I Used The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

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    Omg

    Your Fortune Is: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Follow these wise words carefully
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 19, 2010

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    This Is So Me!!!

    and i have actually done this too, when i was high.... Your Fortune Is: Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F Oct 22, 2012

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    And Got This Gem

    Your Fortune Is: Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.What if my glass house doesn't have a basement. LOL
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 15, 2012

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    Lol. :)

    Your fortune is: Cow with no legs, ground beef. Follow these wise words carefully.
    UlricWindfury UlricWindfury 18-21, M Mar 20, 2010

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    Lol That Was Random

      Your Fortune Is: Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one. Follow these wise words carefully
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 19, 2010

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    True, That!!

      Your Fortune Is: Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Follow these wise words carefully.  
    lonesurvivor lonesurvivor 51-55, F Mar 19, 2010

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    And The Fortune Is In:

    Love is right around the corner.
    ran4658 ran4658 13-15 Oct 28, 2011

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    Confucius Scratches Head In Background...

    Lucky: Your Fortune Is: Stand on toilet, get high on pot. Unlucky: Your Fortune Is: Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old. Someone from the looney bin has had a field day on that website... :D
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 12, 2011

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    Bizarre Fortune Indeed

    Your Fortune Is: Man who run behind car get exhausted.well my comeback to this "fortune" is: the man who runs behind car is wiser (and in less pain) than the one who runs in front of it :P
    wack1985 wack1985 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 9, 2011

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    Follow These Wise Words Carefully.

    Your Fortune Is: Man who eat meat and peas on same plate - very unhygienic.
    neodeno neodeno 41-45 Dec 7, 2010

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    These Are Hilarious

    Your Fortune Is: Woman who wear G-string is high on crack. I think it's reading my mind. O_O
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 19, 2010

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    michigan11 michigan11 22-25, M 4 hrs ago

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    I made sugar cookies from scratch on wednesday, and they came out so beautiful. And they were SO CHEWY! well the recipe wasnt my own but im happy it was a success, my mom praised...
    martiangrrl martiangrrl 16-17, F Jul 17

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    I was just thinking about this about 2-3 minutes ago. I was eating an oatmeal raisin cookie and thought, "Why do people hate these so much?" They're amazing. Sure, they can trick...
    UltraCerulean UltraCerulean 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    I can't wait for Christmas this year because then I'll get to eat cream cheese cookies. And almond log cookies. And hopefully gingerbread men. And. And. I'm going to try to make...
    jahein137 jahein137 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    I love cookies!!! Like if you love cookies
    xhumairax xhumairax 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 4

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    I'M OBSESSED WITH COOKIES 😍 I especially LOVE soft cookies! :)
    Yasmin8 Yasmin8 13-15, F Jul 5

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    Peanut butter cookies are the bomb lol And sugar cookies with frosting and sprinkles ☺️
    mabelgrey mabelgrey 18-21, F Jul 9

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    I love them type of cookies. Especially when it's soft and easy to break. I hate hard cookies
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    FED UP WITH HUGE TELEPHONE BILLS FROM BT WELL STOP AND MOVE TO THE PIONEER OF THE TELEPHONE INDUSTRY CALL THE GPO ON 08000920500 YOU WILL SAVE A FORTUNE COMPARED TO BT WHO ARE THE...
    myleeneklass myleeneklass 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    I have had visions since I was a child . I have also told fortunes to people and have made so many wonderful friends doing thing . ;-)
    snowmoon123 snowmoon123 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    Every time I make cookies I have to get a couple of bites of the raw dough :) love it!
    lesbianjen lesbianjen 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    Has anyone ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough? Or are people just trying to stop me from living my life?
    LovingASoldier320 LovingASoldier320 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 2

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    Wow I never ate cookie dough before.
    sashakimi4 sashakimi4 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    I'll make cookie dough just to eat it. No need to bake it :p
    jlhhlj123 jlhhlj123 22-25, F Jul 4

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    I'm making cookies today. I've been craving them for so long. Idk if I should make some for my neighbor too, she a very nice old lady
    daisykhorv daisykhorv 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 8

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    Gosh I really want me some VEGAN peanut butter cookies. Like Now... RIGHT NOW!!!! ohhhhh I love them sooo!
    MysticBeauty MysticBeauty 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    Peanut butter and chocolate chip, homemade cookies are life.... Especially when they are still warm....
    Daisymay77 Daisymay77 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 17

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    It was so delicious but unfortunately it was my cats cookie my cat was upset look at him :(
    meowcatkitty meowcatkitty 13-15, F 10 Responses a week ago

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    heh. Cookies. Yum yum yum.
    InternationalDarkness InternationalDarkness 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    Me and my best friend made **** cookies lol
    100BlackRoses 100BlackRoses 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Im tempted to get some of my Granpa's cookie dough out of his freezer..anybody want some?
    ShyProdigy ShyProdigy 13-15, M 3 days ago

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    I eat raw cookie dough. It taste so good with milk and water.
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    I used to be very mean and spiteful in my early-teen years. Very uncaring and inconsiderate. I would have no understanding and I was always quick to judge. Yes, I changed as I got...
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    Used commercial gym equipment is truly the last thing in the mind of someone who wishes to get fit. Many folks will frequently venture out into a big box store and get a brand new...
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    I just realized how easy it would be to just be sarcastic to most every one of these experiences! But I won't, I will be authentic! I have lost most of my close family over the...
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    I loved wearing tight shorts. It used to accentuate my round bums and I love the way people look at me then. With a cute and beautiful boyish face I used to be teased by everyone...
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    I used to be a kind, considerate, compassionate, loving, caring person. But now... Admittedly, I'm a jaded and sometimes bitter & selfish human being. It used to be that I would...
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    There are times when I remember who I was... I used to be nice, used to be calm, used to be patient and used to be forgiving... But my love, betrayed me... lied to me... fooled...
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    I feel down. Something has sucked my energy out of my body, and my mind is empty. I can’t focus on work, feel like coming back home and sleeping for long time after taking...
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    I used to be so happy and care free. I used to have faith in my marriage...faith in my husband...faith in myself. I just want to run away with my kids and start over...
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    I used to cut myself. It started when I was in 7th grade (I'm 18 now and just recently graduated), and continued up until a few months ago. I'm not proud of it but I like to share...
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    I have a friend, she switches from friend to friend constantly. Whenever she loses friendship with this one girl, she begins being friends with me. And then again. The one girl she...
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    When I was still in primary school i used to wet the bed and my knickers mainly. I had week muscles or something. Mum or dad used to punish me for it. Why dont parents know it...
    JennyMason2 JennyMason2 13-15, F Jul 12

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    Well it's true. I used to be skinny but I got injured in baseball and then I stopped working out daily like I used to. Eventually I gained some weight, I only put on a few pounds...
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    I was the tattle tale when I was younger. "Little Miss Perfect" and "Miss Goody Two Shoes" were a few of my nicknames within my family (all in good fun, of course). Now I am going...
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