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I Used The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/ 17 People

    Bizarre Fortune Indeed

    Your Fortune Is: Man who run behind car get exhausted.well my comeback to this "fortune" is: the man who runs behind car is wiser (and in less pain) than the one who runs in front of it :P
    wack1985 wack1985 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 9, 2011

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    These Are Hilarious

    Your Fortune Is: Woman who wear G-string is high on crack. I think it's reading my mind. O_O
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 19, 2010

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    Omg

    Your Fortune Is: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Follow these wise words carefully
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 19, 2010

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    Lol. :)

    Your fortune is: Cow with no legs, ground beef. Follow these wise words carefully.
    UlricWindfury UlricWindfury 18-21, M Mar 20, 2010

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    Follow These Wise Words Carefully.

    Your Fortune Is: Man who eat meat and peas on same plate - very unhygienic.
    neodeno neodeno 41-45 Dec 7, 2010

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    Confucius Scratches Head In Background...

    Lucky: Your Fortune Is: Stand on toilet, get high on pot. Unlucky: Your Fortune Is: Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old. Someone from the looney bin has had a field day on that website... :D
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 12, 2011

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    True, That!!

      Your Fortune Is: Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Follow these wise words carefully.  
    lonesurvivor lonesurvivor 51-55, F Mar 19, 2010

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    And The Fortune Is In:

    Love is right around the corner.
    ran4658 ran4658 13-15 Oct 28, 2011

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    And Got This Gem

    Your Fortune Is: Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.What if my glass house doesn't have a basement. LOL
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 15, 2012

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    This Is So Me!!!

    and i have actually done this too, when i was high.... Your Fortune Is: Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F Oct 22, 2012

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    Lol That Was Random

      Your Fortune Is: Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one. Follow these wise words carefully
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 19, 2010

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    "Only listen to fortune cookie, disregard all other fortune telling units." Obligatory.
    RoddyB7589 RoddyB7589 16-17, M Jan 17

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    Chocolate chip cookies and a glass of milk , if I am not careful I will eat the whole pack .
    Wildman43055 Wildman43055 46-50, M 4 hrs ago

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    speak not to me of fortune or fame, such trivial matters i feel are quite lame. neither money nor gold, does my heart desire, the worlds greatest treasures leave me uninspired...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 15

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    This one makes me kinda sad because before I had issues with food I used to eat raw cookie dough all the damn time. If I were to eat it now, I'd get bloated and throw up. The joys...
    IngensImpetum IngensImpetum 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    Yessss. whenever I make cookies, I always eat some of the dough 😃 I usually make my cookies from scratch, so the dough Tastes even better than the dough that's premade...
    BananaSmoothiee BananaSmoothiee 18-21, F Dec 29, 2014

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    Yes, I would totally share my last cookie with you. For me, last cookies are special. So if I give it to you, take it. It means you are very special to me. I would really want it...
    iiEdieCupcakeii iiEdieCupcakeii 13-15, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I really would! I love cookies but I would give my last cookie to you bc I probably have had to many anyways!
    AvaDay AvaDay 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    COOKIE DOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    mwiltshire mwiltshire 22-25, F Dec 28, 2014

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    I haven't had cookie dough ice cream in a while. I need to correct that!
    mwiltshire mwiltshire 22-25, F Dec 28, 2014

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    That ****'s better than the cooked cookie
    nickwrocks1 nickwrocks1 13-15, M Dec 28, 2014

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    If I had a cookie... HELL TO THE YEAH! Your my everything :)
    XXimdeadinsideXX XXimdeadinsideXX 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 29, 2014

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    Going to try a new white chocolate and cranberry cookie recipe...yum!
    notthis78 notthis78 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 4

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    For you I would just give you the last cookie
    Wildman43055 Wildman43055 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 15

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    Depends on if I like u! If ur lucky and I do ill give u the whole cookie and then go bake u some more! ;)
    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel 31-35, F Jan 16

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    I prefer soft gooey cookies!
    maddie91101 maddie91101 13-15, F Jan 16

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    People were posting pictures of Girl Scout Cookies almost all day yesterday...Samoas and Tagalongs Please !!! Those are the Best!
    lonelysoul1088 lonelysoul1088 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 18

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    Fresh chocolate chip cookies fresh and hot out of the oven are the best .
    Wildman43055 Wildman43055 46-50, M Jan 19

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    Fresh chocolate chip cookies fresh and hot out of the oven are the best .
    Wildman43055 Wildman43055 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 19

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    However, i dont like choc chip cookies... Too sweet! Oatmeal raisin all the wayyy
    juliettecf juliettecf 13-15, F Jan 19

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    This site has more cookies than any site I've ever seen, I think ep may be a scam.
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    anonamanda001 anonamanda001 16-17, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    No, I am not the person I used to be. To be honest, that is not such a bad thing. The old me was quiet, timid, sweet, and trusting. The new me understands that life is NOT black...
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    I met him when I was 19. We got married when I was 20. We've been married a little over a year and already I can see my husband loving me less and less. I was born and raised in...
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