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True, That!! - Your Fortune Is: Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Follow these wise words carefully.
lonesurvivor 0 Mar 19, 2010
Follow These Wise Words Carefully. - Your Fortune Is: Man who eat meat and peas on same plate - very unhygienic.
neodeno 0 Dec 7, 2010
Bizarre Fortune Indeed - Your Fortune Is: Man who run behind car get exhausted.well my comeback to this "fortune" is: the man who runs behind car is wiser (and in less pain) than the one who runs in front of it :P
wack1985 1 Response 1 Dec 9, 2011
Omg - Your Fortune Is: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Follow these wise words carefully
deleted 1 Response 0 Mar 19, 2010
And Got This Gem - Your Fortune Is: Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.What if my glass house doesn't have a basement. LOL
outercalm 0 May 15, 2012
Lol. :) - Your fortune is: Cow with no legs, ground beef. Follow these wise words carefully.
UlricWindfury 0 Mar 20, 2010
And The Fortune Is In: - Love is right around the corner.
ran4658 0 Oct 28, 2011
This Is So Me!!! - and i have actually done this too, when i was high.... Your Fortune Is: Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
foldedunfolding 1 Oct 22, 2012
Confucius Scratches Head In Background... - Lucky: Your Fortune Is: Stand on toilet, get high on pot. Unlucky: Your Fortune Is: Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old. Someone from the looney bin has had a field day on that website... :D
jimmyrudyjump 1 Response 0 Feb 12, 2011
Love The Smell Of Fresh Baked Cookies - At Christmas time I make Thumbprint cookies with jam or jelly in the center. I also love shortbread cookies, chocolate chip and sometimes peanut butter cookies. I Love the smell in the house when I'm baking a batch of cookies.
musicinme 0 Nov 29
HUBBY CALMING COOKIES 4 dozen cookies Bake 350* for 12-15 minutes One of my creations. I group cookies in three groups; soft raised, cut out cookies, cow pie cookies (look like one). These cookies are cow pie cookies. This is a basic recipe that you can tweak with your...
CherSr 1 Response 1 3 days ago
Cookie dough is so yummy. I would eat I every day if I could lol. Always the best to eat some of it and then make cookies with the remaining cookie dough
Colton94 1 Dec 2
Yeah Whatever... - was because she experience some sort of automatic defensive response due to her pride, because didn't want to show her vulnerability by admitting she was uncomfortable about the whole issue even if it was obvious that that was the case. That's why she apppeared...
workingtonight293 0 Nov 16
Why 12 Step Programs Failed Me - This is a post from my blog, where you can read the fully hyperlinked version: http://elishebaruth.blogspot.com/2013/11/why-12-step-programs-failed-me.html The following can be seen as a condemnation of the 12 step method, but it is not intended...
ElishebaRuth 0 Dec 1
The Fresher The Better - There's nothing I love more than when there are cookies fresh out the oven, I like them while they are hot or warm. Once cold I lose interest or if I'm that serious about it ill go warm them up.something about a warm cookie just calls to me.
undecided1129 0 Nov 18
I love paradise bakery cookies the best. Especially the sugar cookies with sprinkles (:
taylor468 1 Nov 28
Sometimes I Buy It - so I can eat it somewhat safely. But I do eat it from the bowl when making cookies as well. It's far too good to not. I haven't had any in a while though and should really get some... mmm.
SofiaGrowsFlowers 2 Responses 3 Nov 23
Addicted! - My son had a cookie fund raiser for his school so I decided to buy some! They are so delicious..these past days it's all I've been eating! Haha after the holidays I'm diffently going on a diet!
andash29 4 Responses 2 Nov 24
Thank You - Now I'm craving ******* cookie dough. Thank you for having the experience in my feed.
AwakenSoul82 2 Responses 4 Nov 25
Christmas Is Near - yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Christmas will be their soon. That means lots of cookies :D
Jennyred 1 Response 1 Nov 25
I love chocolate chip cookies. I love to bake them also
Lemondrops25 2 Responses 1 4 days ago
I decided im just gonna pretend they are healthy. from now on a chocolate chip cookie a day keeps the doctor away, not an apple. that's my story and im sticking to it!!!!
JordyBug 3 Responses 2 3 days ago
I love chocolate cookies!! I've just put some in the oven right now :D they're like 2nd best food after pizza!
Ml4566 1 Response 2 2 days ago
It was a marvelous cookie, perfect in it's crunchy to chewyness ratio, with a hint of vanilla and a ton of chocolate chucks, just ready to be munched. I died a little inside when I dropped it. It shattered on the floor when I wanted to take a bite and my friend tried to grab it...
xxnaomi 0 1 day ago
I Found A Use For Dimples Of Venus. - I used DOV to help predict pelvis size compared to average size for obstetrical purposes. I am now over 80 years old and long retired. DOV are skin dimples seen on the lower back and found in about half of adult women and slightly less in...
folkplace 1 Response 0 Dec 1
I used to be this shy, innocent and anti-social girl and I never actually talked to guys. I have friends(three) and I never actually thought about extending my social circle. Then one day, I became friends with this guy. I met him through my boyfriend (currently ex-bf) He was...
ElviraN 0 5 days ago
I used to cut.My skin, yes but that isn't as important.What matters is I used to cut my Soul.I used to tear down my spiritflesh by fleshfiber by fiberI saw my soul and de-humanzied hershe was of no importanceshe did not matterand I almost killed her.On the outside, she seemed...
beautifulgoodbye 2 Responses 1 4 days ago
Things, Bad Habits - We all have habits, don't we? Ranging from chewing your mouth open, biting your nails, chewing on things like pen caps, scratching, and there's some really bad ones too... Like I used to self injure, I needed it... The feeling of a razor grazing across my...
AshToAshes 0 Nov 29
I Lost Myself Somewhere Along The Way... - I'm not sure why it started or when but I lost myself somewhere. I didn't even know it happened for a long time. I feel somewhat torn about the situation because I don't really miss the person I used to be as much as I think I should...
Wasdoc 0 Dec 1
I Partied Enough To Last A Lifetime... - I Used To Be A Raver Back In 1999 Now I'm "Retired" Lol I seriously went out to raves 2-3 times per week from 1999-2004. That was how I met my current husband. We were both attending a warehouse party in 2002 & he walked up to me & said...
PerfectionPending 0 Nov 12
I Looked So Disgusting! - i used to be 130lbs and wanted sex all the time, when i was 16 and felt so disgusted with my body, i wanted to be really fat. my friends and i ate and ate till we though up on a daily basis and soon we were all 250 plus i loved it and the food felt so...
deleted 2 Responses 1 Nov 15
Last Year - I used to cut myself all of the time, but it never did make me feel any better. Eventually, I didn't want to do that to myself anymore, found a better, healthier habit to do (studying), and quit before I was in the full throes of a problem.
RedheadedWhippersnapper 1 Response 1 Nov 16
Used To Smoke Weed Everyday - I've been off marijuana for about four weeks ..and I seem to have mood swings and snap on people all the time ..and I get deppresed for no reason ..I don't really know why .
alukard 0 Nov 19
What Was Once Sweet Is Now Bitter - I was a kind hearted, sweet loving person but after getting hit by the bus called life and reality I have now become a near heartless cold and unforgiving person I used to care about what others though about me and tried to make everyone happy...
PerryC 1 Response 0 Nov 21
Hence The User Name Forever Changed.... - There was a time when I was always sad, angry, and depressed. I wasn't happy. I still get this way sometimes. I think about all the wrongs done to me, never put right. I think about all the wrongs I've done to myself I never fixed...
ForeverChanged81 1 Response 0 Nov 24
Not Anti God - I don't really pray anymore and my second job gets in the way of attending church. I used to go to Bible study but people can be very condemning of things like beer or enjoying life. None of that's God's fault.
InMemoryOfElizabethReed 0 Nov 26
I Think All People Are - but the statistics on men are limited by the fact that it's not common or accepted for them to speak up about it. They're told to grow a thicker skin, that it's a woman thing to be used and abuse, as if anyone deserves that sort of treatment. As if their...
SofiaGrowsFlowers 2 Responses 3 Nov 27
From Alcohol To Meth- My Struggle With Drugs - At the young age of thirteen I had my first taste of vodka. I took some from the liquor cabinet and mixed it into my orange juice. My gramma got suspicious and so I poured it down the drain before I got caught. From there I found my...
mamabearismad 3 Responses 4 Nov 28
I used to be this guy who just knew how to have fun! It doesn't matter what situation I was in I knew how to bring life and put smiles and bring hope to people who were around me. Girls couldn't get enough of my random funniest, people use to always invite me everywhere just...
four5ivesix 6 Responses 3 Nov 29
What Seems Like A Lifetime Ago - I used to be someone who couldn't live without my boyfriend. I hated being alone and was very depressed because of this. I want to tell anyone who is going through this that I can help you work through this. I am here for anyone who wishes to...
mamabearismad 0 Nov 30
How horrible would it be to be stone. Hard all the way through. If a stone is thrown far enough, if hits the ground hard enough, if it were pierced in its center, it would crumble into pieces. Break. A stone is stubborn & unwilling to change. It cannot stand under incredible...
XxStasis 1 Response 5 Dec 1
(May Be Triggering) - I used to cut. Now I don't. Yes I miss it. When I was a self injurer, I cut almost everyday and I had to cut more and more and deeper to get effect. It's been 2 or 3 months since the last time I cut (I have horrible memory). Since time has passed, my skin...
AshToAshes 1 Response 1 Dec 2
I like being used....im innocent and naughty.
Arihope9693 3 Responses 10 Dec 2
Last time was back in June. I haven't since then. I just used to be so disgusted with myself. I have since moved on with my life but I now have to live with the scars
Colton94 1 Dec 2
My Childhood As A Bedwetter - I was a bedwetter when I was a kid. I basically never had nighttime control until I was about 11 years old. My parents didn't want the side effects that medicines for it apparently had, and measures like restricting fluids and peeing before bed...
ThomasCarroll 3 Responses 1 Dec 3
I used to happy go lucky as a very young child. Life quickly changed me and continued throughout my teens. I am now in my 20's and have FINALLY realised that THAT was and is who I am. That is my nature. Optimism is the ONLY way to go. You want to be less depressed? Go gather up...
ktsm 1 Response 1 Dec 3
I'd go into my bedroom, lock myself in it, blast some music up loud... It was just me and my razor in another dimension... Where instead of feeling that particular thing that got me upset, or whatever condition I was in, I was able to escape it, relax, control the amount of...
Duzi 1 Response 1 Dec 4
When I was young, I was very playful. I would always speak my mind to others no matter what, and not care what other people thought. As I grew older, I came to realize that I did care that other people thought, and the things that other people thought were not good. As a result...
Origination 1 Response 2 4 days ago
I used to traffic numerous things from SoCal to the Midwest.. I am keeping it vague for my own safety. But after getting jacked at gun point several times and then jacked at gun point in the middle of Idaho I decided to change my life path.. I never was arrested, I have a...
SoCalCannaseur 0 1 day ago
I don't know why but I've always secretly wanted to be a celebrity lol I've always been shy but I'm not really a shy person (if that makes sense, it kinda did in my head lol) #RandomMoment <--- I tend to have those lmao
PrettyLittleBabyDoll 0 Dec 4
Cherries In The Snow Cake - YOU WILL NEED 1 large angel food cake 1 (16 oz.) tub whipped topping 1 can of cherry pie filling 1 9x13 in (23x32.5 cm) pan HERE'S HOW Peel the light brown crust off the cake. Tear the angel food cake into pieces and line the bottom of the pan. Place...
Myztikal 1 Response 1 Nov 26
Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life, philosophical/religious facts, theories etc. ___________________________ *********** Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born...
madhav1 0 2 days ago
I think tomo I am going to do something productive and bake. I am going to bake some lemon curd pies, mince pies and chocolate pies mmmmmm my mouth is watering just thinking about it nom nom! X
WildChildInside 0 1 day ago
Holding On For Dear Life - This is my first story, and because I live in a place where I don't get much wind at all, (stinking suburb houses blocking all the wind) so this is going to be made up. Is that ok? I will try to make it as good as I can. Here is my story: Delanya...
tornadolover 1 Response 2 Nov 12
What Has Become Of Christmas? - Where do I begin? What has happened to a holiday that has bought family and friends together? Why is it that Christmas has become so commercialized? Is it about the latest, iPad, iPhone, or, iPod? Is it about that latest trendy gadget or game...
Orion2089 0 Nov 13
2 Months Clean. - I refuse to say that I won't do it again, I refuse to promise anyone that I'll stop. Because I know I'll just be disappointing them. But I'm almost 2 months clean! I'm proud because this is the longest i've gone for a long time since 2 years ago c;
Brilove98 2 Responses 1 Nov 13
Sniff My Panties. - I sold my favorite pair of panties to a sweet, Canadian guy who I cam with regularly. Our first cam 2 cam he asked me to *** in them and mail them immediately. I fulfilled that request and he said that when he received them they were still wet. ;o). During...
McKennaLuv 4 Responses 9 Nov 14
Im Not Sure What To Do - I want to help this girl out. Or at least I think I do. I'm not sure if I'm even right. I think she may be self harming. But I don't know if I'm 100 percent certain. A week ago she was hiding her arm a lot. I did that in the exact same manner that she did...
kkfm 2 Responses 0 Nov 16