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I Used The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

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    Follow These Wise Words Carefully.

    Your Fortune Is: Man who eat meat and peas on same plate - very unhygienic.
    neodeno neodeno 41-45 Dec 7, 2010

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    This Is So Me!!!

    and i have actually done this too, when i was high.... Your Fortune Is: Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F Oct 22, 2012

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    Omg

    Your Fortune Is: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Follow these wise words carefully
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 19, 2010

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    These Are Hilarious

    Your Fortune Is: Woman who wear G-string is high on crack. I think it's reading my mind. O_O
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 19, 2010

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    True, That!!

      Your Fortune Is: Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Follow these wise words carefully.  
    lonesurvivor lonesurvivor 51-55, F Mar 19, 2010

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    Bizarre Fortune Indeed

    Your Fortune Is: Man who run behind car get exhausted.well my comeback to this "fortune" is: the man who runs behind car is wiser (and in less pain) than the one who runs in front of it :P
    wack1985 wack1985 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 9, 2011

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    Confucius Scratches Head In Background...

    Lucky: Your Fortune Is: Stand on toilet, get high on pot. Unlucky: Your Fortune Is: Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old. Someone from the looney bin has had a field day on that website... :D
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 12, 2011

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    And Got This Gem

    Your Fortune Is: Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.What if my glass house doesn't have a basement. LOL
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 15, 2012

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    Lol That Was Random

      Your Fortune Is: Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one. Follow these wise words carefully
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 19, 2010

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    And The Fortune Is In:

    Love is right around the corner.
    ran4658 ran4658 13-15 Oct 28, 2011

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    Lol. :)

    Your fortune is: Cow with no legs, ground beef. Follow these wise words carefully.
    UlricWindfury UlricWindfury 18-21, M Mar 20, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    They lead me in life and give my inspiration
    LovelyDeadly LovelyDeadly 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    I just made some delicious mint chocolate cookies for a church function and they are incredible!!! The best thing is, they're super-easy because I cheated! 1 box of chocolate...
    BabyRottie BabyRottie 22-25, F Aug 26

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    Just for kicks I went to see 3 different fortune tellers who did tarot card reading. I saw each of them with a gap of a few years in between. Although all of them told me some...
    ladybug1234 ladybug1234 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 25

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    OK, this isn't a serious experience, but yesterday I opened up my lunchbox in French class and I found two tiny little cookies. I didn't know it at the time, but they were Chips...
    HellhoundGakupo HellhoundGakupo 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 13

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    I know it's not good but I cannot help eating cookie dough raw. Especially chocolate chip and the sugar cookies are my 2 favorites I like to eat by the handfuls
    denaellis575 denaellis575 46-50, F 9 hrs ago

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    When I was in high school, tests and quizzes usually made up 50% of the grade. That was cool with me because I would just remember answers while hardly studying or I'd just be good...
    Cetacean Cetacean 36-40, M 5 hrs ago

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    I want cookies right now B(
    PANDASAREAWESOME67 PANDASAREAWESOME67 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 28

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    You are cordially invited to the dark side. We have chocolate chip cookies for free here
    Claire212 Claire212 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 29

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    Some people like pie...or cake. I like cookies, especially right out of the oven.
    Jawzenator Jawzenator 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 13

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    Cameronzpg2937 Cameronzpg2937 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 6

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    I used to be happy. A child with zero cares and 100 reasons to love life, but now 10 years later I cannot think of a single one. I used to think i was pretty, until they started...
    darknesssweetnesssadness darknesssweetnesssadness 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 23

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    I used to be very social, too kind and caring to everyone. I used to smile almost always because no matter what happened, the people that I love and care about were always there...
    StupidM StupidM 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 26

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    I used to be a happy kid, i was a tomboy, i was friends with all the boys and girls, and i was happy! Suddenly things changed, like everything of the past didnt matter anymore. I...
    staystrongsu staystrongsu 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 27

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    I miss the old me who I used to be. wide eyed, playful, kind i even miss how gullible i was used to see the world so different used to be so different I miss the way I spoke...
    tostai tostai 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 30

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    I haven’t been the person I used to be for a very long time. Probably close to 10 years and it’s killing me. I used to be so confident, happy, carefree, positive, calm...
    devilgray devilgray 31-35, F 4 Responses Sep 3

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    Devon1739q Devon1739q 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 5

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    This topic definitely matches. I used to be this really shy kid who would cry once my mom would go out of my sight. I remember I would run out if class in school and go look for...
    jonho10 jonho10 13-15, M Sep 7

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    I used to be a normal kid. I used to have friends back in elementary school. We'd hang out and have sleepovers and have fun. But around 2010 I think, my parents got really...
    laurynnm43 laurynnm43 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 7

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    Very Clearly It used to rain practically all winter & all spring. Then it would stop for the summer & fall & begin again. I remember that up until a couple years ago, it used...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F a week ago

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    It threw me to abyss only to feel my demise. I am in no position to negotiate. Falling. Uninformed; Unaware. Chaos surrounds me. Noise. Different tones; I am not able to know...
    Matoy Matoy 18-21, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I don't know what happened to the person I used to be....I was quiet, shy...now not so much. But I also didn't used to have such anger. Didn't used to be so cynical. I miss the...
    RubyLane RubyLane 41-45, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I'm not the person I used to be. I used to be really bubbly and happy. Very positive and sweet. Then I met my daughters father who was abusive. Not only physically but emotionally...
    submissive19 submissive19 22-25, F 4 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    If you used to self-harm, what are the strategies you used that helped you stop?
    Kneetar04 Kneetar04 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 25

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    More like all the time and its weird. Im used to feel used
    IrwinsScars IrwinsScars 13-15, F Aug 25

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    I am not the person I used to be. I survived his grasp. I broke free of his psychological hold. I crawled out of the depths of hell on my hands and knees not knowing where to...
    Mm8335 Mm8335 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 25

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    It gets on my nerves, when I realise that somebody has been keeping in touch with me only because I could be useful. Most of the times I already have this feeling of being used...
    kikinators kikinators 26-30, F Aug 26

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    I don't know but..... I really changed a lot. I don't know how I used to be before.... I got betrayed by friends. I betrayed friends. I cried for them. I miss the people I had met...
    hooncaramello hooncaramello 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 27

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    I just feel broken. Not used. I'd have to be acknowledged to be used. He just walked out and left again. Always going. He always says where to. But never who with or when he'll be...
    tristaspuella tristaspuella 22-25, F Aug 28

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    Whats wrong with me? Why is it that he's the only guy i cant say no to. I need someone to explain to me what they think is going on because i cant take not knowing. Me & this guy...
    pinkk44 pinkk44 16-17, F 4 Responses Aug 31

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    Yeah. He used me to move on. I was so stupid. Oh well.
    xJesuslivesx xJesuslivesx 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 1

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    It kills me the more honest i am to a friend the more i get screwed over. Iv lost many friends over time for hearing them out and taking in there stories and issues. Not one time...
    hmoussa hmoussa 18-21, M 5 Responses Sep 2

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    That's the understatement. I used to be quiet and reserved, my voice used to be soft, not harsh and raspy, like whiskey and smoker's voice. I HATE living in the duplex my mom and...
    NoMoreMissNiceBitch NoMoreMissNiceBitch 41-45, F 7 Responses Sep 2

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    As a boy, I used to hate going to the barbers. Sometimes I'd be taken by my father, or my mother, or rarely, by my grandfather. At all times I'd be given a short, back and sides...
    SLdale SLdale 51-55, M 1 Response Sep 2

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    I used to smoke all day everyday. I'd smoke before school, I'd smoke during school, and I'd smoke before bed. It made coping with my depression and abusive relationships so much...
    lilHuman lilHuman 22-25, F Sep 2

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    I used to be blase about life, thinking that I'd go through life participating, out of reluctant necessity, in the rather comforting routines of family and duty. But someone came...
    novembermountain novembermountain 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 3

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    It all started in 7th grade when I was introduced to K2/Synthetic Marijuana(there were a few other drugs I tried using but this is about the synthetic). I used to like the way it...
    SnakTaco SnakTaco 13-15, M Sep 4

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    AutoWizard.ca is your desired destination For brand spanking new & used boat buying! Uncover fresh and high-quality pre-owned boats & PWCs for sale by dealers and personal sellers...
    Lillafyq Lillafyq 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 6

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