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I Used The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

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    Lucky: Your Fortune Is: Stand on toilet, get high on pot. Unlucky: Your Fortune Is: Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old. Someone from the looney bin has had a field day on that website... :D
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 12, 2011

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    Omg

    Your Fortune Is: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Follow these wise words carefully
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 19, 2010

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    And The Fortune Is In:

    Love is right around the corner.
    ran4658 ran4658 13-15 Oct 28, 2011

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    Lol. :)

    Your fortune is: Cow with no legs, ground beef. Follow these wise words carefully.
    UlricWindfury UlricWindfury 18-21, M Mar 20, 2010

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    Bizarre Fortune Indeed

    Your Fortune Is: Man who run behind car get exhausted.well my comeback to this "fortune" is: the man who runs behind car is wiser (and in less pain) than the one who runs in front of it :P
    wack1985 wack1985 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 9, 2011

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    And Got This Gem

    Your Fortune Is: Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.What if my glass house doesn't have a basement. LOL
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 15, 2012

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    True, That!!

      Your Fortune Is: Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Follow these wise words carefully.  
    lonesurvivor lonesurvivor 51-55, F Mar 19, 2010

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    Follow These Wise Words Carefully.

    Your Fortune Is: Man who eat meat and peas on same plate - very unhygienic.
    neodeno neodeno 41-45 Dec 7, 2010

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    This Is So Me!!!

    and i have actually done this too, when i was high.... Your Fortune Is: Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 26-30, F Oct 22, 2012

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    There's a certain brand of fortune cookies it has to be, otherwise I won't eat them. But the fortunes are fun. :)
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    Just for fun I again used both my real name and my username Wraithorn. Again I received rather similar results. The first is for Wraithorn, although i must say that i do not...
    wraithorn wraithorn 41-45, M Mar 26

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    I have Bipolar disorder and I used to cut and burn myself to cope with my depression and erratic mood swings. I used to carry a cigarette lighter around everywhere and carried and...
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    Chocolate chip cookies are my passion in life. They've always been my favorite and no cookie can come close to the chocolatey goodness that is enveloped in brown and (preferably...
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    They're made by Keebler, and I absolutely love these things. I'm afraid they will stop making them like they stopped making my other favorite Chocolate Striped Chip cookies. They...
    THEINSIDER20 THEINSIDER20 31-35, M Mar 27

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    I don't really even like actual cookies, but I'll eat cookies dough for days :D
    DucksarePerf DucksarePerf 18-21, F Apr 8

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    You know the game Cookie Run from Line? ^ ^ My highscore is probably around 1,700,000.... not bad right? xD I love the game because the cookies are extremely adorable!
    yuichie yuichie 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    This is a picture of a fortune ***** I got from a temple in Japan. It's so accurate about my personality and weaknesses that needed to be changed. I wonder that my aunt made it all...
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    The check-up... A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here...
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    I am so addicted to these cookies, delicious 😊😊😊
    0Rene0 0Rene0 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    I didn't know you weren't supposed to eat raw cookie dough. Looks like I've been lying to myself for the past 19 years.
    KeithPrice94 KeithPrice94 18-21, M 4 Responses Mar 27

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    Oh my gosh that's like the best kind of cookie there is. Straight from the oven nice and goey still hot. Goes great with a nice cold glass of milk.
    sexychubbygoddess sexychubbygoddess 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 2

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    Subway macadamia cookies omg
    LikeAPrayer LikeAPrayer 18-21, F Apr 7

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    I'm not sure there is anything in this world, that is as unhealthy as eating raw cookie dough. However.... It is orgasmic
    Daveokay Daveokay 22-25, M 2 Responses Apr 8

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    Especially white chocolate macadamia cookies YUMMM!!
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    I used to be to overly obsessed with materialistic endeavors and open to anyone and almost everything, after being used for this I have changed dramatically and no longer intend to...
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    I used to have friends I could talk to forever, now I can't wait for them to leave I always loved being surrounded by people, now not so much I loved to dance, now it's just work...
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    My Life Of Drug Addiction By: An Addict named brad In the beginning, I shot myself in the head. Three times. With a nail gun. As I remember, it didn’t really hurt all that...
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    I used snort cocaine, snort crystal meth and smoke marijuana. It got so bad that I used to help run drugs and I caught with two ounces of cocaine and another time I was caught with...
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    I feel completely used, and learned that I was completely oblivious to it. I am generally very open and love meeting new people and with those that I already know I consider...
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    I'm sorry I'm not who you want me to be. I'm sorry I'm weak. I'm sorry I can't always pick myself up when I fall. I'm sorry that I'm there for you, every minute of every hour...
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    I used to cut myself. I haven't for about 2 years.
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    I'm not the type of girl who has sex with anyone outside of a relationship but I did. I met him on vacation and I was incredibly intoxicated to the point where I barely remember it...
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    My dad and mum when they were together:) I miss it when I was like that. Even though they fought and my dad did some bad stuff to get money for our family.My dad made my mum happy...
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    I feel like every one is using me for something I hate being used
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    ... but now I've discovered the snooze button! So what I missed out on at night I pick up in the morning by catching a few zzz's at that end of the day. A good friend who was...
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