I Used The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/ 17 People

    Confucius Scratches Head In Background...

    Lucky: Your Fortune Is: Stand on toilet, get high on pot. Unlucky: Your Fortune Is: Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old. Someone from the looney bin has had a field day on that website... :D
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump
    51-55, M
    1 Response Feb 12, 2011

    And The Fortune Is In:

    Love is right around the corner.
    ran4658 ran4658
    13-15
    Oct 28, 2011

    Follow These Wise Words Carefully.

    Your Fortune Is: Man who eat meat and peas on same plate - very unhygienic.
    neodeno neodeno
    41-45
    Dec 7, 2010

    Omg

    Your Fortune Is: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Follow these wise words carefully
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 19, 2010

    Lol. :)

    Your fortune is: Cow with no legs, ground beef. Follow these wise words carefully.
    UlricWindfury UlricWindfury
    18-21, M
    Mar 20, 2010

    And Got This Gem

    Your Fortune Is: Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.What if my glass house doesn't have a basement. LOL
    outercalm outercalm
    51-55, M
    May 15, 2012

    True, That!!

      Your Fortune Is: Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Follow these wise words carefully.  
    lonesurvivor lonesurvivor
    56-60, F
    Mar 19, 2010

    Bizarre Fortune Indeed

    Your Fortune Is: Man who run behind car get exhausted.well my comeback to this "fortune" is: the man who runs behind car is wiser (and in less pain) than the one who runs in front of it :P
    wack1985 wack1985
    31-35, F
    1 Response Dec 9, 2011

    These Are Hilarious

    Your Fortune Is: Woman who wear G-string is high on crack. I think it's reading my mind. O_O
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 19, 2010

    Lol That Was Random

      Your Fortune Is: Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one. Follow these wise words carefully
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 19, 2010

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