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I Used The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/ 17 People

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    Your Fortune Is: Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.What if my glass house doesn't have a basement. LOL
    outercalm outercalm 51-55, M May 15, 2012

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    These Are Hilarious

    Your Fortune Is: Woman who wear G-string is high on crack. I think it's reading my mind. O_O
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 19, 2010

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    Omg

    Your Fortune Is: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Follow these wise words carefully
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 19, 2010

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    Lol. :)

    Your fortune is: Cow with no legs, ground beef. Follow these wise words carefully.
    UlricWindfury UlricWindfury 18-21, M Mar 20, 2010

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    And The Fortune Is In:

    Love is right around the corner.
    ran4658 ran4658 13-15 Oct 28, 2011

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    True, That!!

      Your Fortune Is: Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Follow these wise words carefully.  
    lonesurvivor lonesurvivor 56-60, F Mar 19, 2010

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    Confucius Scratches Head In Background...

    Lucky: Your Fortune Is: Stand on toilet, get high on pot. Unlucky: Your Fortune Is: Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old. Someone from the looney bin has had a field day on that website... :D
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 12, 2011

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    Lol That Was Random

      Your Fortune Is: Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one. Follow these wise words carefully
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 19, 2010

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    This Is So Me!!!

    and i have actually done this too, when i was high.... Your Fortune Is: Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F Oct 22, 2012

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    Follow These Wise Words Carefully.

    Your Fortune Is: Man who eat meat and peas on same plate - very unhygienic.
    neodeno neodeno 41-45 Dec 7, 2010

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    Bizarre Fortune Indeed

    Your Fortune Is: Man who run behind car get exhausted.well my comeback to this "fortune" is: the man who runs behind car is wiser (and in less pain) than the one who runs in front of it :P
    wack1985 wack1985 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 9, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    I've been telling myself that for over 3 years and I'm still working on it. Don't want to say I failed… I really should get used to being alone all the time.
    kaybe7 kaybe7 16-17, F 1 Response 28 mins ago

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    I used to be very fun loving. Working in a toxic environment ruined me. Having toxic people around me also helped my destruction. Now I'm in a toxic relationship. It's destroying...
    nuttiebud nuttiebud 36-40, F 8 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Im going to a cookie exchange in a couple weeks and thinking of making monster cookies. its one of my favorite kinds and should be fun to make ^_^
    BeautifulSoul09 BeautifulSoul09 18-21, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    i used to be a very, very happy young girl. i had a bright future ahead of me, i was a good kid, had many friends, healthy relationships with my family members, and was top of my...
    littlemissblondie littlemissblondie 16-17, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    I am not the person I used to be, in every aspect this could be taken. Re-read and think, then breath and feel the relief of no longer being that person you used to be.
    BastardBlue BastardBlue 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I dont know if it is me being used, or me being the user.
    Celeste88 Celeste88 26-30, F 43 Responses 6 days ago

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    i am defently not the person i used to be after i start to lestin to eminem now i can face my problems but back then i only imagind that life will be good
    SEDDIKMBM SEDDIKMBM 16-17, M a week ago

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    I used to be fun, crazy and energetic. I used to have wild adventures, inappropriate sex and sing like nobody could hear me. I used to dance and laugh. Now, now I'm old and...
    BookGrl BookGrl 41-45, F 7 Responses a week ago

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    Espcecially my flaxseed granola oatmeal chip cookie lol
    richochet96791 richochet96791 36-40, M a week ago

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    Why you? Where is the man I once knew? The one who I thought would never hurt me, especially not gonna make me cry? Where is the man that I fought for? Who's so gentle and loving...
    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I want to be used by a guy so badly, text me ;)
    Shadrinz01 Shadrinz01 13-15, M a week ago

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    Want to be used by an older guy so badly! text me for some good chats;)
    Shadrinz01 Shadrinz01 13-15, M a week ago

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    i never really physically self harmed myself. it was mainly emotionally. there were times when i would publicly humiliate myself on purpose. every time i felt depressed , i would...
    HeySafaaJust HeySafaaJust 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 2

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    I was the best at singing. I mainly sung how I feel. my friend Jade and my sister are about the only living people to have heard me sing and have said I have an amazing voice. me...
    SladeTheLegend SladeTheLegend 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 2

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    YES :) And , I also used to pirouette, not officially *ballerina* style, more like *kid style*. From one foot to the other I would shift, and then with a dizzzzzy head plop onto...
    NyxInvictus NyxInvictus 41-45 2 Responses Feb 2

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    I was a very lazy girl... Not active at all. I like sports but I suck at playing them so I was a sedentary girl... Not healthy. Eating a lot of food from restaurants, cafes, fast...
    EarlPhantomhive EarlPhantomhive 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 2

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    i used to be such a cute, innocent little girl that was a tomboy and had no onterest in boys but now im the complete opposite. I self harm because of depression and i starve...
    Heyyitzmoi Heyyitzmoi 13-15, F 5 Responses Feb 1

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    Through ages 14 to 25 i was addicted to drugs. i have tried nearly all of the readily available illegal drugs on the market. there was years where i was high every day. the only...
    sonny277 sonny277 22-25, M Feb 1

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    I've evolved. I've grown and changed over the years and am coming back to who I am. I am letting go of the constraints, expectations, judgments, and projections that I have...
    rustyblueday rustyblueday 46-50, F 3 Responses Feb 1

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    ' i used to be genuinely happy but now .. life is to dull sometimes.
    sxhidxh sxhidxh 16-17, F 3 Responses Jan 31

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    Ice cream and cookies 😛 my favorite
    bosslady69 bosslady69 31-35, F Jan 31

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    Really want to be used, anyone text me? guys please x
    Shadrinz01 Shadrinz01 13-15, M Jan 31

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    I am used to it. It's still not nice though really, especially if you've invested yourself in a friendship or trusted yourself with someone who's a medical professional and just...
    stargirl58 stargirl58 26-30, F Jan 29

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    From since I can remember I've always been into sports and anything having to do with athletics. As I got older I began having debilitating problems with my my knees, first the...
    justhoughtUshuldkno justhoughtUshuldkno 31-35, M Jan 28

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    I know I'm still young, but a few years ago I used to be so nice to people, always laughing and smiling but god damnn...I've noticed I've become a huge d*ck. I'm so careless and...
    MrBugsyMalone MrBugsyMalone 13-15, M 2 Responses Jan 27

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    Praise God, I am not the person I used to be. If you will, I'd rather not get into it. I want to leave that person dead and buried. I have a new life in Christ, Jesus.
    VoloProVeritas VoloProVeritas 56-60, M Jan 27

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    I cook vegan a lot at home, so this is extra nice when it comes to feeling guilt-free about eating cookie dough!
    ClimbingThinker ClimbingThinker 16-17, F Jan 25

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    My name is Anthony and I'm 23yrs old I'm tired of being used by females just to get another man
    Anthony2400 Anthony2400 22-25, M Jan 25

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    My nephew J is 4 and we have cookies when he comes to visit. There were no cookies yesterday when J came to visit and last night his mother told me he prayed : Dear God , make Aunt...
    Dancemomisme1 Dancemomisme1 46-50, F 2 Responses Jan 25

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    So I sold some used underwear on Craigslist once. I needed extra money and wondered if it would work. It did. Some guy named William bought like $60 worth. I made them extra dirty...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 23