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I Used The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

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    Follow These Wise Words Carefully.

    Your Fortune Is: Man who eat meat and peas on same plate - very unhygienic.
    neodeno neodeno 41-45 Dec 7, 2010

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    And The Fortune Is In:

    Love is right around the corner.
    ran4658 ran4658 13-15 Oct 28, 2011

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    This Is So Me!!!

    and i have actually done this too, when i was high.... Your Fortune Is: Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F Oct 22, 2012

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    These Are Hilarious

    Your Fortune Is: Woman who wear G-string is high on crack. I think it's reading my mind. O_O
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 19, 2010

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    True, That!!

      Your Fortune Is: Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Follow these wise words carefully.  
    lonesurvivor lonesurvivor 51-55, F Mar 19, 2010

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    Omg

    Your Fortune Is: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Follow these wise words carefully
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 19, 2010

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    Bizarre Fortune Indeed

    Your Fortune Is: Man who run behind car get exhausted.well my comeback to this "fortune" is: the man who runs behind car is wiser (and in less pain) than the one who runs in front of it :P
    wack1985 wack1985 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 9, 2011

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    And Got This Gem

    Your Fortune Is: Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.What if my glass house doesn't have a basement. LOL
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 15, 2012

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    Confucius Scratches Head In Background...

    Lucky: Your Fortune Is: Stand on toilet, get high on pot. Unlucky: Your Fortune Is: Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old. Someone from the looney bin has had a field day on that website... :D
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 12, 2011

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    Lol. :)

    Your fortune is: Cow with no legs, ground beef. Follow these wise words carefully.
    UlricWindfury UlricWindfury 18-21, M Mar 20, 2010

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    Lol That Was Random

      Your Fortune Is: Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one. Follow these wise words carefully
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 19, 2010

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    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F a week ago

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    Mine said "Your exotic ideas lead you to many exciting, new adventures!"
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 22

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    Unless it's white chocolate macadamia nut cookies...then we'd wrestle for it
    Josh1978 Josh1978 36-40, M 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Some of my fondest memories as a child was watching my mind mom make cookies around the holidays. Always made from scratch. My 2 favorite cookies I loved to eat when they were warm...
    Allie9273 Allie9273 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 4

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    I always eat raw cookie dough when I'm making chocolate chip cookies it's delicious.
    londepV londepV 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 20

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    I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE raw cookie dough especially chocolate chip mmmmmmmmmmmm :)
    RedsSaphire RedsSaphire 31-35, F Feb 3

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    LOL eating cookie dough right now YUMMY :)
    RedsSaphire RedsSaphire 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    Girl Scout cookies: infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier
    Sxculent Sxculent 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 4

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    Even if I love cookies :D Sharing is caring.
    CookieMonstuh CookieMonstuh 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 8

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    Absolutely my beautiful buxom lady, I know you would share your tasty fresh milk...What's a good cookie with some great milk?
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M 2 days ago

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    I allow men to use me. I get asked how I feel about that. honestly I don't always know. I love sex and have been so used to men treating me how they want and I only ever want to be...
    CheatingTracy CheatingTracy 22-25, F 17 Responses Feb 8

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    I've been very interested in weapons for several months now. I've been looking at guns, knives, pepper spray, and big dogs. I've also been looking at security systems, locks, and...
    Acebo Acebo 18-21, F 3 Responses Feb 10

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    People used to always say I was "innocent" and "a good guy" but after the last 3 years I think I've kinda changed my outward appearance to this "bad boyish thing" lol I never drank...
    TedInstead TedInstead 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 15

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    I used to be a very sweet, cheerful, and loving person. I was often complimented on my personality and told that I was full of light. Now, though, I am definitely not as sweet as...
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit 31-35, F 5 Responses Feb 10

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    I used to be happy. And I used to be at a normal weight of about 140lbs. And I had a lot of friends and I was motivated. But now I'm depressed and exhausted and I weigh 300lbs and...
    Thatonegreyeyedgirl Thatonegreyeyedgirl 18-21, F 3 Responses Feb 19

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    I used to be a boy , restless and frustrated with everything then I started to cross dress , I fell in love with looking like and acting like girl. It was not long before I...
    MAXINE1313 MAXINE1313 13-15, M 3 Responses Feb 9

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    I am not the person that I used to be. Growing up I used to make friends so easy. Everywhere I went I made a friend. Now I can't even go,up to someone. I am afraid they are going...
    themagijudal themagijudal 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 11

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    I am no where near the person I used to be. Sadly, the person I used to be was bad but I still if I could go back to then I would Before my parents split up. Life would be a whole...
    madi01 madi01 13-15, F Feb 13

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    I used to be so naive and innocent , I used to be a sweet little girl , but everything started to change when I enter 9th grade , I realized everything that had happened...
    angie314 angie314 13-15, F 4 Responses Feb 21

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    I've never really said it but I now I think about it, it might be helpful. Until last year I used to cut. A broken piece of pen was my sharpie but I would do it everywhere and I'd...
    thedimone thedimone 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    I want to be ****** until I can't move. I want to be beaten and broken and used for your pleasure. I deserve anything you'd want to do to me.
    ThatBitch15 ThatBitch15 18-21, F 5 Responses Feb 2

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    I used to make killer mix tapes. The song selection, the order the songs go in, the story they tell. And no audible clicks between tracks - very important! I recreated a few of...
    sarabear7 sarabear7 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 2

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    I'm not too sure who I used to be, but I know who I am right now. I spent the first 39 years of my life trying to be who and what I thought people wanted me to be. Trying to be a...
    silvera73 silvera73 41-45, F 4 Responses Feb 3

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    when I was a little kid, I used to have the worst case of shyness, to the point where I barely spoke to my own family, as I got older, it's gotten better though now i'm only shy...
    DayzEvenden DayzEvenden 16-17, F Feb 3

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    So much has changed in just a few months, in just one year.. Everything keeps changing, and with that I keep changing, only realizing that I changed when I look in retrospect.. I...
    starlit11 starlit11 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 4

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    lol I've never used a tanning bed beacuse im black.
    hellokitty206 hellokitty206 18-21, F 3 Responses Feb 5

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    A guy I recently met decided we should hangout, he seemed really cool and so I agreed, considering he only lives right down the road, and I had nothing else to do. We are actually...
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    As a life long cross dresser I used feminine products as yet another way to express being feminine. I mark my "period" on the calendar and always wear a pad and tampon throughout...
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    I used to, but just ordered this bad boy...
    soyoudidwhat soyoudidwhat 26-30, M 2 Responses Feb 9

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    I used to take cocaine. and if I'm honest I miss it. but my current partner is absolutely against it. relationship breaking against it. I'm wondering is it all worth it. It's not...
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    I really don't know what I want nor need. I'm a second year engineering student far from home at a school I hate. I used to have friends but idk I gave them up because I don't like...
    sam168 sam168 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 11

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