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I Used The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/ 17 People

    Lol. :)

    Your fortune is: Cow with no legs, ground beef. Follow these wise words carefully.
    UlricWindfury UlricWindfury 18-21, M Mar 20, 2010

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    Lol That Was Random

      Your Fortune Is: Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one. Follow these wise words carefully
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 19, 2010

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    These Are Hilarious

    Your Fortune Is: Woman who wear G-string is high on crack. I think it's reading my mind. O_O
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 19, 2010

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    And Got This Gem

    Your Fortune Is: Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.What if my glass house doesn't have a basement. LOL
    outercalm outercalm 46-50, M May 15, 2012

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    And The Fortune Is In:

    Love is right around the corner.
    ran4658 ran4658 13-15 Oct 28, 2011

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    This Is So Me!!!

    and i have actually done this too, when i was high.... Your Fortune Is: Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F Oct 22, 2012

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    Omg

    Your Fortune Is: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Follow these wise words carefully
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 19, 2010

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    Bizarre Fortune Indeed

    Your Fortune Is: Man who run behind car get exhausted.well my comeback to this "fortune" is: the man who runs behind car is wiser (and in less pain) than the one who runs in front of it :P
    wack1985 wack1985 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 9, 2011

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    Follow These Wise Words Carefully.

    Your Fortune Is: Man who eat meat and peas on same plate - very unhygienic.
    neodeno neodeno 41-45 Dec 7, 2010

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    True, That!!

      Your Fortune Is: Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Follow these wise words carefully.  
    lonesurvivor lonesurvivor 51-55, F Mar 19, 2010

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    Confucius Scratches Head In Background...

    Lucky: Your Fortune Is: Stand on toilet, get high on pot. Unlucky: Your Fortune Is: Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old. Someone from the looney bin has had a field day on that website... :D
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 12, 2011

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