I Usually Say the Wrong Thing

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    So I want to say things, witty intelligent things, and they sound good in my head but once out loud (or in print), not so good.  I am very good at insulting people without intending to at all.  I want to compliment them, but it comes out wrong and I end up feeling dumb...
    WaitingFor WaitingFor
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 3, 2008
    comlpicatedguy comlpicatedguy
    18-21, M
    Jan 23

    I went to an old classmate's debut party.

    I was one of the 18 treasures, and had to give a quick speech in front of everyone before I give her the present. *sighs* It was embarrassing. I said, "you're a very dedicated girl... (bla bla stuff stuff)... I hope you won't feel bad if you fail to do something you've really...
    GummiBr GummiBr
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Feb 6

    "Do you need help?" "I'm not stupid I can do it

    myself" "So how was your weekend?" "My cat died" "That shirt suits you" "It's the only one that fits me right now but it's ugly. Are you calling me ugly?!" Omf why do I even bother talking.
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jan 24


    Hi, Im Amber, and your hot.
    cutebutdeadly295 cutebutdeadly295
    13-15, F
    Feb 15, 2010


    To the young lady in work. When I asked you if you were waring a wig in work today, what i should of said was "how come your hair colour has changed from pink to black in such a short time?" I also apologize for shouting the question across the office and the...
    Vulcan45 Vulcan45
    46-50, M
    6 Responses May 21, 2009
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