I 've Been Very Drunk Before

When I was young I was called a cheap grunk because I could not hold my liquior. I would have 2 drinks and I was gone. I stayed that way all my life up until I quit many years ago. I never felt very well the next day and always worried...

TRY DRINKING A WHOLE BOTTLE OF HENNESY, THEN TAKING UR MOMS CAR.. ON THE WAY HOME, PARKING IT DOWN THE STREET, TO GO SWIMMING IN SOME NEIGHBOR'S POOL (DIDNT KNOW THE NEIGHBOOR) LOCKING THE KEYS IN THE CAR THEN HAVING TO WALK HOME...

Yesterday me and my friends got very drunk and today I had to leave, I went to the mall with my family and there I was still drunk, didn't talk with my brother because yesterday we were drunk and we had a little discussion, shit day.Now...

yeap tis true ive been very drunk before......... *looks around room* wait, you guys arent shocked???? ....What? You've seen me comment drunk on EP? shiiiit!Im just bored fukkers......lol. But, yeah- you guys already know i drink too...

so drunk that i couldn't feel my lips anymore. weirdest feeling ever.

Went to a after party for a show i was in, great fun! wasn't completely out of it so i remember everything.

Interestingly enough, i played spin the bottle, getting a girl, and the guy 3 times? and then just layed on some guy for most...

I had just been at my yr11 leavers prom ( for americans, 11th grade I THINK) was a great night, 5 hours long though in an exceedingly tight dress. Me and my friend Shannon went back to our friend Dan's house. Got changed, and we all sat...

The last time I got drunk I basically stayed drunk for several months.

I never have to feel that bad again.

Gallon of Southern Comfort, Church, Police and an Ambulance make for a great story. My 2 friends and I (Ira and James) were doing an exercise at Norfolk, Virginia back in.....2003 I think. It might have been some kind of Dog and Pony...

I've been very very drunk before...it seemed fun at the time. But it's not really fun to be the drunkest person. I think I drink when I get bored thinking shit will get funner when I'm drunker...it doesnt...it depresses me. I blacked...

I love getting drunk. I love how happy it makes me, how carefree I feel. Just recently, I got completely trashed after downing one-too-many shots of E&J. I didn't even use a chaser, just basically chugged it. I couldn't walk on my own...

Got drunk with a friend at the home when my parents were away...
It was very weird when mom came home the next day and asked me for information about how I'd spent the day because I'd lost something precious that day and she was looking...