I Volunteer For Alien Abduction

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 25 People

    Yes

    As long as they dont bring me back.
    frostbittensoul frostbittensoul
    41-45, M
    1 Response Aug 30, 2010

    I Think It Would Be Rather Enticing.......

    to head up in a spaceship. I would plan on wearing a rear-end chastity belt to hopefully (fingers x'ed) avoid a possible anal probing. My only issue with being a volunteer is if they would erase your memory completely (assuming they even let you go) or just your memory from the...
    idlewatcher idlewatcher
    31-35, M
    1 Response Aug 2, 2011

    ...

    As long as they are gentle when they probe me and have talented tongues I am in too. lol    PS:  Sara are these sexy aliens?
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    2 Responses May 6, 2010

    Ok I'll Volunteer

    As long as they don't probe my ***!
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    1 Response May 6, 2010

    How Bad Could It Be?

    I mean, seriously.... would the probes be worse than a usual gyno visit?  Would the food be worse than what it sold in fast food restaurants?  Would the gibberish be any more unintelligible than what is on Faux News?  Would the aliens be scarier than Glenn Beck...
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    3 Responses May 6, 2010
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