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    **** Over Bum In Leggins

    i was out for the day with my best mate we went for walks by the river and in the woods she was a bbw she was wearin black elastic leggin her bum looked so fat in them she was walking in front of me her bum wobberling i thought to myself i would love to *** over that bum in those...
    sto1 sto1 31-35, M May 25, 2013

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    Man-flu

    Sore head: taking paracetemol. Dry persistent cough, and streaming nose. Not working, what can I do? Yep. You got it: have a ****. The long slow version. Mmmmmm. feeling better already. Why? Well, it seems to me that having a **** stops the nasal secretions, and the cough doesn't...
    Tobit Tobit 51-55, M 1 Response Jan 7, 2012

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    Estrong18 Estrong18 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 11

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    This has happened to me a few times now. The first was on holiday near a lake. I was with my parents and hadn't had a **** for days as they were always around, so I was getting...
    Bartimaues Bartimaues 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 9

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    I have a place near the beach I have a ****. Met a guy or two over the years and had a few outdoor wanks with them. Best in bushes, stroking hard.
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    I need to have a **** to relieve my stress but I can't do it at work
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    I've done it at a urinal at McDonald's. I had a ***** that wouldn't go away. Lucky for me nobody came in. I went in; wanked, shrieked, squirted and when I was done I left the...
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    I'm sitting in a car park watching **** and I really wanna have a **** in front if everyone
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    I went to our local woods. It was quite an overcast day and I walked along the main paths looking for a secluded enough spot. I found one down a little mud track, but could hear...
    Bartimaues Bartimaues 31-35, M Aug 21

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    I was feeling bored and horny but my family were around so I went for a walk. We have some woods near us on a hill so I went and sat there for a while looking at the view. It was a...
    Bartimaues Bartimaues 31-35, M Aug 9

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    gday mate u cheeky wankers
    CURRYXBLAZE CURRYXBLAZE 18-21, M 6 hrs ago

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    Should I belive my boyfriend when he says he only get a ***** and wanks over me
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    My husband went to school with a kid named Whomp, and another one named Dak Wanko. Wanko is a great last name to have in England. -.- at least that part wasn't his parents choice...
    erieclover erieclover 26-30, F Aug 12

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    thelonerinyourbed thelonerinyourbed 70+, T 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I love to be sexual teased when I can't ****
    Harryharry123 Harryharry123 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 30

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    I LOVE my best friend😊 we do near everything together. We grew up together and we have been friends since preschool. We love doing things with each other. He is straight too but...
    bisexuwhale bisexuwhale 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 3

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    but it is almost impossible thanks to all those sick perverted men who are only here to prey on young girls for sex talks and **** their chicken.I am an honest, responsible male...
    cagedave cagedave 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 6

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    Yeah I would love it, I maybe give it a go for a day or two. I'd love to know wat peeing wud be like standing up.I'd have a **** or two.... Have sex with a woman. Walk around...
    Dreamprojector Dreamprojector 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 6

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    What's the bravest place anyone here has wanked?
    pardax pardax 13-15, M 3 Responses Aug 7

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    Do when have to **** over something
    lauratourney lauratourney 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 10

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    I'm going to have my 3rd **** now anyone wanna help?
    Harryharry123 Harryharry123 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 10

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    At work really bored and wanna **** one out ,anyone wanna help ;)
    Steviemac90 Steviemac90 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 12

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    One of my sluttiest moments was getting spit-roasted by 2 trannys, whilst a couple of guys watched and wanked over my face. That was quite delicious.
    Darleneblower Darleneblower 41-45, T 2 Responses Aug 13

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    I 69'd with a guy whilst his partner ****** me with a strap on, and she finished us both off with deep throat and a ***-****.
    Darleneblower Darleneblower 41-45, T Aug 13

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    My head is a jungle Wankelmut & Emma Louise Must listen too!
    Britalt09 Britalt09 22-25, M Aug 14

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    I did this not too long ago and my friends wife asked me if id ever wanked another male. Well......I had to answer YES and she was surprised but happy. I ended up me and my mate...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 16

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    She is the queen of ****, sucks that she retired. She was the only one that could make me climax without wanking it by just looking at her face.... Mmmmmmm I still got the memories...
    MTBlake33 MTBlake33 22-25, M Aug 17

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    My sister just caught me wanking
    Harryharry123 Harryharry123 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 18

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    im seeing how long i can go with out wanking but its hard
    catxxxman23 catxxxman23 22-25 1 Response Aug 22

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    I'm going to **** over my sister
    Harryharry123 Harryharry123 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    meh !!!! why am i drunk at 7.14am ... having not slept with ... what looks like three empty red wine bottles in front of me ... also finding retarded wankstains on the internet...
    LifeofaGoon LifeofaGoon 26-30, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Wld someone inbox me. I want a **** buddy
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