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I Wank

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    Man-flu

    Sore head: taking paracetemol. Dry persistent cough, and streaming nose. Not working, what can I do? Yep. You got it: have a ****. The long slow version. Mmmmmm. feeling better already. Why? Well, it seems to me that having a **** stops the nasal secretions, and the cough doesn't...
    Tobit Tobit 51-55, M 1 Response Jan 7, 2012

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    **** Over Bum In Leggins

    i was out for the day with my best mate we went for walks by the river and in the woods she was a bbw she was wearin black elastic leggin her bum looked so fat in them she was walking in front of me her bum wobberling i thought to myself i would love to *** over that bum in those...
    sto1 sto1 31-35, M May 25, 2013

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