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    **** Over Bum In Leggins

    i was out for the day with my best mate we went for walks by the river and in the woods she was a bbw she was wearin black elastic leggin her bum looked so fat in them she was walking in front of me her bum wobberling i thought to myself i would love to *** over that bum in those...
    sto1 sto1 31-35, M May 25, 2013

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    Man-flu

    Sore head: taking paracetemol. Dry persistent cough, and streaming nose. Not working, what can I do? Yep. You got it: have a ****. The long slow version. Mmmmmm. feeling better already. Why? Well, it seems to me that having a **** stops the nasal secretions, and the cough doesn't...
    Tobit Tobit 51-55, M 1 Response Jan 7, 2012

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    I was 13. I was watching cartoons and started to ****. Luckily for me I never came. My mom saw this and wasn't happy. I got a big lecture on this. I was told to do it in my bedroom...
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    I'm at work right now and have taken off all my clothes and have tied my balls up. And am about to stroke myself till I make a mess on the floor. I love the opportunity to get...
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    Tim was a thirty year old and still living at home with mum and dad. One day while Tim was having a **** his father walked in and caught him in the act. Ashamed about his son he...
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    I put nude pictures of my wife on internet no face just body. When I showed her she wanted them taken down.but I think she secretly enjoyed thinking of the men looking at her...
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    'Another night and another decision... get on with my life or go out and get completely sh**t faced...waiting for my girlfriend to tell me-to force me to do the right thing.she...
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    I was driving home late after a club night with my mates. I was feeling horny, so slipped my jeans off, then my pants. I was getting really hard so had a **** as well! lol
    MrVorn MrVorn 31-35, M Sep 26

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    My girlfriend dumped me recently because she saw the dirty messages on my whatsapp, I cant help it! its like a curse! if i could **** all day i would, i hope no one i know will see...
    cute211 cute211 16-17, M 2 Responses Sep 27

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    My over active imagination can make even the most innocent thing sexified. And that is when wanking comes in.
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    Never turning any heads. I'm a "nice guy" -boring and pedestrian. Friendly, even witty, once you get to know me. But that takes a while and in a world with Tinder and split-second...
    MrHansen MrHansen 36-40, M 3 Responses Sep 30

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    Skype me if you are not disgusting and you will talk in stead of wanking.
    Nicolajane14 Nicolajane14 13-15, F 7 Responses Oct 1

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    Tease... *Okay EP, you ******. Does this count?
    NeelraDorianGray NeelraDorianGray 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 4

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    I always warn people, if you plan on trying to take me down or out be aware I'm not going down without a fight. I've never been the quiet, humble type. I refuse to go down...
    SonofSomebody SonofSomebody 22-25, M Oct 6

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    Sometimes. Only if I don't **** for a while
    CollinDawg CollinDawg 13-15, M 1 Response Oct 8

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    I just got sent a very nawty pic of myself! It's an ok pic.. flattering enough pose.. but shows everything! Including my face... .see this is the golden rule girls .. NEVER EVER...
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    When someone gives you a sob story about there past relationship and how they have been cheated on, how hard it was for them, and how they hate disappointing people because they...
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    There is some truly ugly freaks on here, it's good to be an freak but not an old perve, get an life wankers hahaha
    lovemyfantasy lovemyfantasy 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 10

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    Been wondering lately how to get my wife more interested in initiating sex and had a rather enjoyable evening yesterday. She wanted to know more about how I **** and then practice...
    Kumaji Kumaji 22-25, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Does any one want to watch me have a **** on Skype Luke-765
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