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I Wanna Be Like Dorothy Parker

Strong, smart, funny, talented, self-sufficient, sexy... 17 People

    Indian Summer

    In youth, it was a way I had To do my best to please, And change, with every passing lad, To suit his theories. But now I know the things I know, And do the things I do; And if you do not like me so, To hell, my love, with you!
    Bananafone Bananafone 46-50, F 3 Responses Feb 20, 2009

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    For You, From One Who's Tried It

    Résumé Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.  - by the incomparable Mrs. Dorothy Parker Thanks, Dottie!
    NebulaNoxx NebulaNoxx 51-55, F Apr 28, 2008

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    Hmmm......

    "What fresh hell is this?" she said as she sipped her gin and tonic. (Heavy on the gin....whatever do you mean you put tonic in it?)
    NebulaNoxx NebulaNoxx 51-55, F Apr 17, 2008

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    My Dad And Dorothy And Robert Benchley

    My father was good friends with Miss Parker in 1943 before he shipped out to India during WW2.He used to make the "Cafe Society" rounds with Dorothy and Benchley in New York.  Unfortunately, he never made it back from the War, but he left a lot of good stories with Mom. ...
    1keygrip 1keygrip 66-70, M Jan 5, 2010

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    Time Doth Flit

    Dorothy Parker: One word really only does justice to sum her up and that's stunning. I'm not, so wouldn't it be fantastic to be more like her?
    Yellowrhapsody Yellowrhapsody 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 17, 2008

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    Smart, Funny, Talented..so Ahead of Her Time

        Dorothy Parker: "One Perfect Rose"         A single flow'r he sent me, since we met. All tenderly his messenger he chose; Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet-- One perfect rose. I knew the language of...
    NebulaNoxx NebulaNoxx 51-55, F Apr 8, 2008

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    Imitation

    And I was...kind of.  The majority of my friends were male.  We'd sit around a table at a restaurant or someone's house and have these deep and involved conversations-we'd get drunk and I'd smoke cigarettes-yes I've quit.  I know how bad it is, but at that time in my life It...
    mistressmonique mistressmonique 46-50, F Mar 6, 2012

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    I'm like sex and you?

    I'm pakistani hot boy
    sawanch sawanch 22-25, M May 14

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    Collected

    I´m constantly re-reading and dipping in her collected works. my boyfriend bought it in a beautiful edition with really funny drawings and Dorothy´s essence very well captured. Her poems ment more to me when i was younger, but her short stories mean more as I get...
    Joelisa Joelisa 26-30, F Aug 8, 2009

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