I Wanna Be Like Dorothy Parker

Strong, smart, funny, talented, self-sufficient, sexy... 17 People

    Collected

    I´m constantly re-reading and dipping in her collected works. my boyfriend bought it in a beautiful edition with really funny drawings and Dorothy´s essence very well captured. Her poems ment more to me when i was younger, but her short stories mean more as I get...
    Joelisa Joelisa
    26-30, F
    Aug 8, 2009

    Hmmm......

    "What fresh hell is this?" she said as she sipped her gin and tonic. (Heavy on the gin....whatever do you mean you put tonic in it?)
    NebulaNoxx NebulaNoxx
    51-55, F
    Apr 17, 2008

    For You, From One Who's Tried It

    Résumé Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.  - by the incomparable Mrs. Dorothy Parker Thanks, Dottie!
    NebulaNoxx NebulaNoxx
    51-55, F
    Apr 28, 2008

    Imitation

    And I was...kind of.  The majority of my friends were male.  We'd sit around a table at a restaurant or someone's house and have these deep and involved conversations-we'd get drunk and I'd smoke cigarettes-yes I've quit.  I know how bad it is, but at that time in my life It...
    mistressmonique mistressmonique
    46-50, F
    Mar 6, 2012

    My Dad And Dorothy And Robert Benchley

    My father was good friends with Miss Parker in 1943 before he shipped out to India during WW2.He used to make the "Cafe Society" rounds with Dorothy and Benchley in New York.  Unfortunately, he never made it back from the War, but he left a lot of good stories with Mom. ...
    1keygrip 1keygrip
    66-70, M
    Jan 5, 2010

    Time Doth Flit

    Dorothy Parker: One word really only does justice to sum her up and that's stunning. I'm not, so wouldn't it be fantastic to be more like her?
    Yellowrhapsody Yellowrhapsody
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Apr 17, 2008

    Indian Summer

    In youth, it was a way I had To do my best to please, And change, with every passing lad, To suit his theories. But now I know the things I know, And do the things I do; And if you do not like me so, To hell, my love, with you!
    Bananafone Bananafone
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Feb 20, 2009

    I'm like sex and you?

    I'm pakistani hot boy
    sawanch sawanch
    22-25, M
    May 14, 2015

    Smart, Funny, Talented..so Ahead of Her Time

        Dorothy Parker: "One Perfect Rose"         A single flow'r he sent me, since we met. All tenderly his messenger he chose; Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet-- One perfect rose. I knew the language of...
    NebulaNoxx NebulaNoxx
    51-55, F
    Apr 8, 2008

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    Buoyantwaters Buoyantwaters
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    ABMommyAddie ABMommyAddie
    18-21, F
    Apr 19
    I wanna make u wet the bed by touching and fingering me... I will ****** many times and make the bed wet
    blushedcheeks blushedcheeks
    46-50, F
    Apr 17
    "I don't steal from anyone who can't afford it, and I don't hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it." Parker/Jason Statham/Parker
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Apr 15
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    Apr 14
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    Apr 14
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    16-17, M
    Apr 13
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    16-17, M
    Apr 13
    anyone wanna tickle chat :)
    cat105 cat105
    16-17, F
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    Apr 13
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    Apr 13
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    shaddy101 shaddy101
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    18-21, M
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    Doglover329 Doglover329
    26-30, F
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    41-45, M
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    36-40, M
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    18-21, M
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    13-15, F
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    BioticCactus2 BioticCactus2
    13-15, T
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    soul4 soul4
    18-21, M
    Apr 8
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    Nyalovesyou2016 Nyalovesyou2016
    13-15, F
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    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 8
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    soul4 soul4
    18-21, M
    Apr 8
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    shaddy101 shaddy101
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Apr 8
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    26-30, M
    1 Response Apr 8
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    22-25, M
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    schwimmweste schwimmweste
    22-25, M
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    someoneimpregnateme someoneimpregnateme
    22-25, F
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    22-25, F
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    22-25, F
    Apr 7
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    skh5573 skh5573
    51-55
    1 Response Apr 6
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    JerseyKid732 JerseyKid732
    31-35, F
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