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I Wanna Be Like Dorothy Parker

Strong, smart, funny, talented, self-sufficient, sexy... 16 People

    Hmmm......

    "What fresh hell is this?" she said as she sipped her gin and tonic. (Heavy on the gin....whatever do you mean you put tonic in it?)
    NebulaNoxx NebulaNoxx 51-55, F Apr 17, 2008

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    My Dad And Dorothy And Robert Benchley

    My father was good friends with Miss Parker in 1943 before he shipped out to India during WW2.He used to make the "Cafe Society" rounds with Dorothy and Benchley in New York.  Unfortunately, he never made it back from the War, but he left a lot of good stories with Mom. ...
    1keygrip 1keygrip 66-70, M Jan 5, 2010

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    Smart, Funny, Talented..so Ahead of Her Time

        Dorothy Parker: "One Perfect Rose"         A single flow'r he sent me, since we met. All tenderly his messenger he chose; Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet-- One perfect rose. I knew the language of...
    NebulaNoxx NebulaNoxx 51-55, F Apr 8, 2008

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    Indian Summer

    In youth, it was a way I had To do my best to please, And change, with every passing lad, To suit his theories. But now I know the things I know, And do the things I do; And if you do not like me so, To hell, my love, with you!
    Bananafone Bananafone 46-50, F 3 Responses Feb 20, 2009

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    Collected

    I´m constantly re-reading and dipping in her collected works. my boyfriend bought it in a beautiful edition with really funny drawings and Dorothy´s essence very well captured. Her poems ment more to me when i was younger, but her short stories mean more as I get...
    Joelisa Joelisa 26-30, F Aug 8, 2009

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    Imitation

    And I was...kind of.  The majority of my friends were male.  We'd sit around a table at a restaurant or someone's house and have these deep and involved conversations-we'd get drunk and I'd smoke cigarettes-yes I've quit.  I know how bad it is, but at that time in my life It...
    mistressmonique mistressmonique 46-50, F Mar 6, 2012

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    For You, From One Who's Tried It

    Résumé Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.  - by the incomparable Mrs. Dorothy Parker Thanks, Dottie!
    NebulaNoxx NebulaNoxx 51-55, F Apr 28, 2008

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    Time Doth Flit

    Dorothy Parker: One word really only does justice to sum her up and that's stunning. I'm not, so wouldn't it be fantastic to be more like her?
    Yellowrhapsody Yellowrhapsody 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 17, 2008

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    Honestly, i am totally sick of living in this house and with this family...I a have crooked teeth which my parents don't give a **** about and prefer buying a new car instead of...
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    Wanna get rowdy. Gonna get a little unruly. Get it fired up in a hurry. Wanna get dirty, it's about time that I came to start the party. sweat drippin over my body. Dance and...
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    I don't wanna change the world. I just wanna leave it colder. ;)
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    :V I'm hungry and bored lol, anybody wanna ease my boredom? No inappropriate opinions please, I don't wanna hurt any guy's stick lol.
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    I just wanna be me, but the problem is I don't know who I really am, I mean you know those posts about yourself and that you're different whenever you're with other people and...
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    so, ya'll might not know this, but I freakin love country music. Brooks & Dunn, Luke Bryan, Kenny Chesney, Tim McGraw, Carrie underwood, u name it. I just love the feeing of...
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    I know I'm not supposed to say this. But WHY ME? Ever since I was born I had always felt like I'm a burden to my family. They never notices my achievements and my good qualities...
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    1. Have to wait 1 week to watch a new episode of my favourite show. 2. People who think they are always right ans won't shut up about it. 3. Bragging people. 4. People who do...
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    I've never had sex I'm the only person my age that I know who is still a virgin I get pretty depressed bout it sometimes and I just wanna to atleast try it to see how it is I've...
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    I found the whole thing on tumblr, "I wanna meet someone who's going to be like 'Hey, wake up, I'm taking you on an adventure' "
    Sophilu Sophilu 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 18

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    lol me lyly_113 I wanna talk no boring conversations so like add me👌😘
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    I am 100% myself 100% of the time. I am a fairly likable person so I don't really worry about whether or not people dislike me, but I do wonder what people think of me sometimes. I...
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    I wanna open a pancake house in Greece...
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    I'm so tired of my life.wanna someone to fix my broken heart.need help.
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    hurry up, Monday!!!! I wanna see my classmates again. sheesh.
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    emmasy1990 emmasy1990 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 5

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    :D I wanna feel the rush and the pain that comes with loving someone. It's been a long while since I've been in a relationship.
    Elizabeth161223 Elizabeth161223 26-30, F 6 Responses Jan 5

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    If I suddenly stop talking to you for a few hours, its not on purpose. The wifi gets turned off at night :( Just wanna clarify incase you think I'm ignoring you :P
    greysluver greysluver 13-15, F 3 Responses Jan 7

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    just wanna talk with anyone right now
    marwancrouch marwancrouch 22-25, M 3 Responses Jan 8

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    I wanna find that best friend that I confide in with all that goes on in my life. The ups and downs and everything in between. Someone who is a total dork and makes me laugh...
    familyissues101 familyissues101 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 10

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    I wanna help people, but I'm scared of ending up hurting them or making things worse.
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    Anyone wanna talk?????????
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    I wanna wear Olivia Newton-John's jumpsuit and bandanna and dance around singing 'let's get political.'
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