I Wanna Know 5 Things You Would Never Wanna Hear

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    1) Are you going to be in a bad mood today?

    2) You need to calm down. 3) How can you eat that? 4) You are overreacting. 5) If you don't (xyz) then you don't love me.
    squirrelbounce squirrelbounce
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Nov 8, 2014

    I never wanna hear a guy scream "ohh babyyy

    your p.ussy great I'm loving how you riding my d.ick" i also don't ever wanna to hear a guy moaning like a female in bed. You just don't do that let the female moan not you
    lorrena19 lorrena19
    22-25, F
    Nov 9, 2014

    No He Didn't Say That!

    So I'm just imagining a bad trip to the doctors office. 5 things you would never wanna hear your doctor say during your proctology exam! 5. Man I shouldn't have drank so much last night, my hand is so shaky! 4. Don't worry, this poison ivy is ALMOST cleared up! 3. I can't see a...
    Slashrattlenroll Slashrattlenroll
    46-50, M
    Aug 25, 2013

    5 Things

    1. You have cancer 2. I never loved you 3. Your *blank* died 4. You're going to die soon 5. There is no food at my house
    123IMissYou321 123IMissYou321
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Nov 10, 2013

    1. "Put your clothes back on,

    please." 2. "Add me!" 3. "Isn't that your ex?" 4. "I accidentally left your iPad in an MRI machine." 5. "I'm afraid there isn't any coffee left."
    adianoeta adianoeta
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Nov 8, 2014

    1 done yet 2 I need money 3 am better then you

    4 I understand how you feel 5 let's read books
    Kingdarkroom Kingdarkroom
    26-30, M
    1 Response Nov 7, 2014
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