I wanna hear your dirtiest stories/fantasies- dirtiest one I read gets a prize ;)
"Charlie don't surf!"
"You lack the courage of your convictions, sir. Do it!" - Louis De Pointe Du Lac
I dont know if you will be able to find this Minty bear...Its not on Spotify.
Your Mind is Purple
Of all the mind types, yours is the most idealistic.
You tend to think wild, amazing thoughts. Your dreams and fantasies are intense.
Your thoughts are...
New changes here on EP..
Please make your story longer.....
THAT stays the same.
"Remember, remember the 5th of November,
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I know of no reason for the gunpowder treason to ever be forgot." V for Vandetta.
anyone want to talk? I don't mind who or what about
mother said straight ahead not to delay or be misled. i should have heeded her advice, but he seemed so nice. and he showed me things many wonderful things that i hadn't known...
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to...
It's kind of like a airplane experiencing some severe Turbulence and about to crash.
it's like trying to understand what the heck that Mime is actually doing
I'd love to chat with you about your dirtiest fantasies and maybe more if your kinky enough ;3
Mine would say either "What you lookin at?" or "Did not forward a chain email".
I see worms I see dirt now I see your **** stained skirt
get off my lawn
i'll be seeing you soon
roses are red violets are blue I hate people especially you...
I loved her, but if we were being honest, this is what Grandma's tombstone would say.
Well, what do you think? Say your first thought
You cant go wrong with a bit of The Stranglers now and then :)
Mine is Pulp Fiction (hence the username) What's yours?
Through out my life, there have been plenty of people who I just never got along with. For no particular reason we just disliked each other. Because of this, I used to ask myself...
Just let me go in peace. lol you want to know what my last words would be and then you say I need to make my story longer? come on EP...get with the program.
U & Me forever this way
There are so many Love Stories in this world. Few stories become so famous but few are unsaid and been buried with time. Few...
"Do me a favor and carry on with your life, I already did my share."
But I'm gonna...
On my knees begging, please!!!!
And so I will observe....and take note of your words, your every move, the patterns that begin to reveal themselves in your behaviour, your expressions, the tone of voice, your...
If you can just STOP staring at the profile pic for 10 seconds.
"Please make your story longer".
I challenge any woman to be dirtier than me.
Clueless, literally, never really knowing what's going on.
tell how dirty you are. my request is in the comments bc it won't let me put it on this section.
Words is not what I need right now, but words is what I write.
THE MONKEYNo task is too great for the clever MonkeysThey master most anything. They have extremely charming manners that draw others.Monkeys solve difficult problems with ease...
My life is so simple to an onlooker, yet from my mind I can't escape the horrors of my own reflection.
Dogs are honest,straightforward,and friendly. They are extremely protective of themselves and their loved ones. With a passion for fair play and justice, they never fail...
Sorry for my English. If there is any fault please forgive me. There was a girl that I spent my childhood with. Her father and my father was a good friend. We spent childhood...
I wish someone would let me eat them out
The confusion is monumental, even though I am able to think clearly, read and write as if everything is normal...everything is not normal.
Do you remember the very first time you were laying in your bed at night and you kept feeling this urge that you could not explain? As you laid there in your pink room the glow...
Seasons Greetings. Winter: Pete Namlook