I Wanna Put a Shout Out to Yo Momma

This is a group for people that have something nice to say about someone else's mother 12 People

    Yo momma so dumb when I said,

    "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 2, 2014

    Yo momma so fat she wakes up on

    both sides of the bed.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jun 12, 2014

    Yo mama so old she knew Mr.

    Clean when he had an Afro.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 22, 2014

    Yo momma is so short,

    when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Dec 15, 2014

    Yo momma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign

    and waited for it to say go.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jun 8, 2014

    Yo Momma so fat that

    when she walked past the tv you missed 5mins of your show.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 7, 2015

    Crazy Cat Lady

    My Seattle friend has the most bad-*** mother ~ I've often looked up to her, as a sort of mentor of sorts.  She is one of the most courageous and interesting people i've ever known.  She quit her corporate life in Texas and moved to a tiny little town in Montana...
    hippieheart hippieheart
    41-45, F
    Feb 12, 2008
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 14, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 23, 2014
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