I Wanna Put a Shout Out to Yo Momma

This is a group for people that have something nice to say about someone else's mother 12 People

    Yo momma is so short,

    when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Dec 15, 2014

    Crazy Cat Lady

    My Seattle friend has the most bad-*** mother ~ I've often looked up to her, as a sort of mentor of sorts.  She is one of the most courageous and interesting people i've ever known.  She quit her corporate life in Texas and moved to a tiny little town in Montana...
    hippieheart hippieheart
    41-45, F
    Feb 12, 2008

    Yo Momma so fat that

    when she walked past the tv you missed 5mins of your show.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 7, 2015

    Yo mama so old she knew Mr.

    Clean when he had an Afro.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 22, 2014

    Yo momma so dumb when I said,

    "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 2, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 14, 2014

    Yo momma so fat she wakes up on

    both sides of the bed.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jun 12, 2014

    Yo momma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign

    and waited for it to say go.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jun 8, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 23, 2014
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