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I Want A Basement Cat

Because I saw KittyChanel create the group for wanting a ceiling cat... =P LONG LIVE BASEMENT CAT. 19 People

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    Don't follow basement cat because he is all about evilz and that makes you unhappy and you must look to the light of ceiling cat so you can be happy forevers. Seriosly. Kthnxbye. Oh, and now say these prayers for your soulz pleeze Dis is found in teh Book of Matthew 6 an in...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 13, 2010

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    Debunkifyme Debunkifyme 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 13, 2010

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    The Prophecy Of Basement Cat

    It is said that basement cat would someday defeat ceiling cat, and on this day basement cat shall ascend to the attic, where he shall take complete control of all that is fluffy and white. And then, he shall make all that is fluffy and white fuzzy and black, thus plunging the...
    Debunkifyme Debunkifyme 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 13, 2010

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