I think a blowup doll would make a great companion. Some of the things that come to mind:
1: Doesn't want to hold the remote.
2: Doesn't want to talk about our relationship.
3: Lid up, Lid Down, doesn't care either way.
4: Rides quietly in the back seat.
5: Never asks trick...
My wife and I have played "blow up love doll" a couple of times. It sounds like a great idea - she lies there and pretends she's a love doll. I **** her face, ****, *****, even *** if I want. Now, don't get me wrong, she's almost perfect at it - but...