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I Want a Guy to Sit In My Lap and Pee

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    Mmmmm,nice

    I would love this to happen-a hot guy in nice tight jeans sitting in my lap and pee-ing his pants-I would have to join in and pee in mine too, of course!My idea of heaven!
    simonwet simonwet 41-45, M 7 Responses Nov 14, 2009

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    I Would Sit On A Girls Lap For Pee Action

    I would more than happily straddle the ladies & sit on their laps, no offence ladies but I'd just like to be a passenger while you pee, whether it be in your pants or on the loo with ur pants down. Either way I love to sit on the laps of peeing & sometimes even pooping women. I...
    Lapsitting Lapsitting 31-35, M Apr 18, 2013

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    Yes I Do!

    Mmmh its one of my fantasies...I want him to sit facing me, straddling me, in jeans, with his shirt unbuttoned, or no shirt, and desperate to pee! I'll run my hands all down his back and waist and thighs, and bite and suck his neck and his nipples, and reach my...
    wetlinda wetlinda 46-50, F 30 Responses Oct 27, 2009

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    Peeing In Your Lap

    If anyone really would like to have a guy sit on their lap and pee let me know as I am more than happy to oblige. I love wet fun and happy to share desires and experiences with anyone who is interested. I am very broad minded so dont be shy. I can be contacted direct at...
    Dennap Dennap 51-55, M Nov 17, 2009

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    Oh! How, I Wish

    If I, could just find one to sit in my lap and pee, that would be exciting for me!  If, I was just that lucky?  Hell, I would just settle for a girl at this point, to do it (know offense ladies), the reason, i say this to the ladies, is I have been in a cat fight, and...
    pepsiboy pepsiboy 46-50, M Feb 23, 2010

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    Wetting

    Id love to have a guy in diapers or little girl panties sit in my lap and wet. With both of us in diapers or panties I could reach around the front and rub away till he wets some more
    sissydiaperboy sissydiaperboy 51-55, M 24 Responses Jan 3, 2009

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    It Would Feel So Amazing

    I wet myself when I get the chance. Tonight, I stayed up late to water the yard. I always drink beer when I do. When I walk from the front to the back, I walk down a long sidewalk. Each time I did tonight, I would just let it go and **** all over myself. It felt so good but it...
    rrhorn rrhorn 36-40, M Jul 6, 2012

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    I Can Help

    I Would love to sit in a girls lap and do it. Someone ready to come to Sweden, Stockholm?
    flyttkort flyttkort 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 10, 2010

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    Even though I've always been tall, I love it when someone shorter than me asks me to sit on their lap. It's like they relish the challenge, and I appreciate that :)
    RatherRandom RatherRandom 31-35, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Who doesn't want that? I would love to do that it's just. The creeps stay ******* off behind trees and spying on girls That **** nasty I see a lot if guys doing that **** when I...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 21

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    I am lucky as I do not have to sit by a lake to be near water and watch the sunrise. I can do that everyday from my patio and gaze over the bay and watch the red sun rise and turn...
    Thesoutherner Thesoutherner 66-70, M Sep 20

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    I want to :3 feels cool and relaxing
    RegineAbiertasPalencia RegineAbiertasPalencia 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 21

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    I get on when that happens
    anygirls anygirls 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    Uuuuummmm..Is that not sexy?
    likebad likebad 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    I've done it once it's was amazing watching the sun come up like feeling the warmness hit your skin and u look down and Se the lake start to sparkle it was so pretty/kool
    Jacob1349035 Jacob1349035 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 20

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    Done that many times myself. Even from the ocean side. Its always a I g to watch that at first small ball slowly rise up in the horizon looking as if its coming up out of the lake...
    babyglp babyglp 46-50, M 1 Response Sep 20

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    Add the girl of my dreams. A bottle or two of something nice. Sorted!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Sep 21

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    This is perfect. ❤ I'd love to wake up to this everyday.
    DreamerX01 DreamerX01 22-25, F 3 Responses Sep 21

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    All tho I think if be better for sun set lol idk if I could make it for sun rise mornings are not my thing
    livelovehopefree livelovehopefree 13-15, F Oct 9

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    One time in summer school someone sed "Falecia sit by me!!!" And I sed "no I want to sit by checka"( a boy who is my friend) And everybody was like "Oooo someone has a crush...
    Forders2 Forders2 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 22

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    I was on the train to Dorchester and there was this gorgeous guy sitting opposite me, we never talked but he kept smiling at me. Everytime I looked up he was looking back at me...
    ChooseStrength ChooseStrength 16-17, F Oct 11

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    I don't want a boyfriend or freinds wtih benifiet I want guy prefreed older make loving to me once week without feeling like FWB. He doesn't need be my boyfiend but person care...
    Jennyank Jennyank 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 24

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    Is it weird if I want guys to like me? but I wont entertain them tho. I just want to be validated, and be pretty/good enough to someone.
    Spencer024 Spencer024 22-25, F Sep 27

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    I am a guy and I wondered if a college gay guy is interested on me. His behavior and body language could be suggesting that he is gay. This story is too long to be posted as "ask...
    lovenovice20 lovenovice20 26-30, M 21 hrs ago

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    I always imagine a guy who is tense all the time, but feels calm and comfortable and safe around me. A guy who fights for me. A guy who holds me close. A guy who watches my...
    ofnoimportance ofnoimportance 18-21, F 4 Responses 1 hr ago

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    It's taboo but I can't help it. I do love older guys & when I say older I mean 20+, older guys have experience and they know how to talk to girls & they know what they want and...
    kaitybobaityxo kaitybobaityxo 16-17, F 7 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    As a small business owner, you probably know there is no such thing as a perfectly smooth product roll out. Combined with that, you are also sure to wind up with unexpected...
    edr567 edr567 26-30, M Oct 3

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    I've best friends with my guy friend E since freshman year (3 years) (though I've known him since 8th) and We've been through so much together, His suicide watch in 10th grade, my...
    Creelluka Creelluka 16-17, F a week ago

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    I got girls frfr girls love me I got this one girl Ayana she just came up I me ask to use this thing & says on my my lap infront of this guy & when I said thank you he was like...
    ThaQueen2 ThaQueen2 18-21, F Sep 20

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    100 Questions :D Found this and thought it'd be fun to compete..so here goes:P 1) Name: Faith 2) Male/Female: Female 3) Were you named after anyone? Nope 4) Does your name mean...
    loveyourselfalwaysxx loveyourselfalwaysxx 13-15, F Oct 4

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    Don't ask me why. x-x Girls in my school love to sit on my lap. I don't even know why. At first, I dislike it. But slowly, I started to love it. Like they sit on my lap almost...
    EmotionlessDude EmotionlessDude 13-15, M 2 Responses Oct 10

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    I like to share my pet peeves experiences with all EP members and my friends :). There's a thin line where I can tolerate some and some I cannot. Just like the recent question I...
    msunique1989 msunique1989 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    The Specific care and comprehending that RVs involve in repairs, company, correct storage, consignment revenue and retail can only really be comprehended by those accustomed to the...
    Anthony825d5cr0 Anthony825d5cr0 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 22

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    No to really old guys, just a bit older than me maybe 5 or 6 years. They seem to be so much more cool and mature to me. Most boys of my age are just stupid and silly. They just...
    SweetNatalie SweetNatalie 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    This would be in the event i can ever afford to buy my own house or rebuild this one. I would want a large room to put all my books in a quiet place to read or study or work. An...
    violet1698 violet1698 31-35, F Oct 11

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    My friends were saying that they were going to introduce me to this one guy. But I'm afraid that he might get disappointed with how I look...
    aintamuggle aintamuggle 18-21, F 4 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    can you guys comment what you think is a turn off to boys?
    aintamuggle aintamuggle 18-21, F 15 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I'd like to know when we will be receiving a Google Play app? I used to be a very avid user of this site, but I do not have a laptop anymore. Without a laptop I am screwed when it...
    TeganLynne TeganLynne 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 22

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    Match point part 3 Here's the next part of the story sorry for how long it's taking me I'll try and speed it up with the next one. Also their are parts missing but nothing...
    darkwolf19 darkwolf19 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 30

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    BeautifulPeople.com How does it work? This online dating site does exactly what it says on the tin and only people deemed beautiful enough will be allowed to join. To become a...
    AgentSickler AgentSickler 18-21, M 6 hrs ago

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    People will enter. My lifeless body will be sitting in a throne fit for a queen. My hair will be done and I will be wearing sunglasses. In my lap will be a bucket of sunglasses I...
    kbeary kbeary 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 24

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    Tried christiancafe. Got rejections for being too young. Or just got ignored. Guys that seemed ok ignored me as well or haven't been online in a long time. Then my trial expired...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 70+, F 1 Response Oct 1

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    Still nothing. Quite a lot of views. Think my profile is ok. No one is interested though. This is on Christian and non Christian sites. I recently started back up again. I had been...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 70+, F 1 Response Oct 7

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    I have this ex boyfriend who I still talk to. We dated for 5 years. You know when you're so infatuated with someone to just accept their flaws and ignore them when they bother you...
    widerlich widerlich 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    Okay so I went to my friends house to hang out before we had to go to her game and so we hung at the park with another friend. I decided to ask this guy if he could hang out with...
    GhostGirl327 GhostGirl327 13-15, F 4 Responses Oct 4

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    So my freshman year of college. I went in, confident, knowing I was better than everyone there, and with an attitude. I quickly made a lot of friends, and well, like every other...
    Theworldisminenow Theworldisminenow 18-21, F Oct 11

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    My name is Angela and I'm looking to have some pee fun with someone or some people. Message or comment the storyline you want to use. 1. We're driving home from a fun night at a...
    catlover7187 catlover7187 22-25, F 6 Responses Oct 3

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    Here we go. I am not that interesting but I will try. 1) I am the mother of an adorable 6 yr old boy 2) I am Chubby 3) I wear glasses 4) I am married (unhappily) 5) I have 1...
    nikolasmom nikolasmom 36-40 2 Responses