I Want a Lightsaber

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    Some Kind Of Jedi

    A lightsaber would be so cool. Besides those funky noises it makes. Imagine how awesome it would be. You could cut through almost anything. And it can fit in your pocket. Nobody would get mugged again cos the attacker would be too scarred worrying that the potential victim might...
    DGSteele DGSteele
    26-30, M
    May 28, 2012

    Some Potential Uses For a Lightsaber

    trimming hedges boiling water heating soup starting campfires protection against wild animals house burglar defense capital punishment carving the turkey or ham close shaving keeping the inlaws away road rage control in case of emergency, break the glass...
    jammin2001 jammin2001
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Jan 24, 2008

    That Would Be Cool

    That would be so cool if we all carried light sabers around. Someone would get mad cause you took the last box of ho-hos so you would just pull it out and have a battle "Earth Wars - Episode 4 : A New Ho-Ho", for all you Star Wars geeks out there, I was one once too. I...
    SoMuchToSay SoMuchToSay
    36-40, M
    3 Responses May 1, 2008

    I Always Watch The Learning Channels Incase They Ever Develop One Xd

    ...plus watching shows about technology is always cool....But a real one would be SO cool @_@ I'd want a Teal colored one =3 ....and the best trick me liked that they show-cased in the films was when Qui-Gon stuck his lightsaber into the blastdoor to melt his way through it...
    2ph1 2ph1
    31-35, M
    Dec 14, 2011

    Fighting Against the Darkness

    Since there's so few dark forces around here, I would use it as a night-lamp. How cool it would be use Jedi mind-tricks to put the lights on and then walk to the bathroom with the lightsaber! That's one way to fight against the darkness, isn't it? :)
    Fennella Fennella
    31-35, F
    3 Responses May 29, 2008

    Oh Yeah

    Who doesn't they are only the coolest thing since the invention of hairdye LOL ! 
    tulick tulick
    31-35, F
    7 Responses Apr 27, 2008


    Lightsabers are the greatest things ever.... I really want one, a real one, I used to have a couple of toy ones, but I lost them. I still love to get in lightsaber duels, although I don't know anyone who will duel me though... And if I could get a real lightsaber, it would be a...
    Trismegistus Trismegistus
    18-21, M
    May 19, 2010

    What Color Would You Have?

    Green? Blue? Red? Purple?! And what design, also? There are many to choose from, I would like to have one of everyone. :-P I will have to ponder on this for a while. :x
    Hairstyle Hairstyle
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Jan 24, 2008

    It Would Be Handy

    I'd always have it with me. I'd use it for little things, like slicing pizzas, cutting price-tags off clothing, trimming my hair, cutting birthday cakes, trimming hedges, etc.
    paperalias paperalias
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 14, 2008


    a lightsaber would be so cool. i mean  it  be a great  tool tree  blockin the view in the morning  no problem lol  locked out no problem  argument with your neighbour lol no problem  it be so cool   no wall could block you ...
    buddhaboy1 buddhaboy1
    18-21, M
    Apr 16, 2009


    I'm not a scientist, but upon observing the way things are now, i believe we really could have them IF we found out how to limit the laser and to make it safe enough to where it wouldn't malfunction and just shoot off. like the safety mechanism would be to just shut itself off...
    candiipup candiipup
    22-25, F
    Apr 15, 2008
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