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I Want a Massage With a Happy Ending

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 259 People

    The Best Of Both Worlds

    I have had several experiences with happy ending massages. I think the secret is to find someone who really is a massage therapist so you get a real massage. Then you are less embarrassed if it turns out that she in not the happy ending type. The first time was with a girl who...
    userkris userkris 41-45, M 3 Responses Apr 25, 2012

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    Finish Myself At Legit Massage?

    I'm wondering how to deal with the times when there is no happy ending. My thought for next time is that I'll just finish myself. How long is it OK to stay in the room to ***, before coming out? I figured a few minutes would be all I need and would not be a problem.Any advice...
    TrymeNow TrymeNow 51-55, M 4 Responses Jan 1, 2013

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    I Wanna Happy Ending......

    I would like to know if any of any places around me offer happy endings....how would you find out if they do ???
    TylerDurdin TylerDurdin 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 19, 2011

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    Looking For A Good Experience

    I actually ended up discovering EP in my quest to find some good advice on massage locations that don't charge ridiculous $$$ but always want the customer to have a happy ending. I've travel a great deal and find myself in a lot of places in the country where I'm sure I could...
    samlee69 samlee69 56-60, M 1 Response Oct 13, 2011

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    St Louis Massage

    Well just recently I was in ST Louis for my job and was staying at this really nice hotel and after a week of working my muscles were hurting. I was in the room when the maid came bye on Saturday morning to clean the room. I was lying on the bed naked watching **** on my computer...
    steveintn19999 steveintn19999 51-55, M 3 Responses Dec 12, 2012

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    I Am Hooked On Massages......hoping For A Sensual Massage.

    I've been going to the same LMT for about 6 sessions now, great body and personality too, she's awesome. The last session was the most exciting so far, while she was working on my inner thighs I could feel cool air swirling around my balls. I couldn't see if I was exposed, but...
    Slick950 Slick950 46-50, M 2 Responses Oct 9, 2012

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    I Love To Give Them

    To the one I love...
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 9, 2012

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    Tropical Relaxation

    I travel a lot. Not a little, but almost every month, so flying can twist and knot my body on a regular basis. I try to find a massage at each end of the trip to help get past the inevitable stiff neck, sore back, and numb legs from sitting for hours at a time. I had the...
    Dismantledpsyche Dismantledpsyche 36-40, M 3 Responses Sep 23, 2011

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    Have Had 2

    I actually have had 2 of those. Both times I went dressed in women's clothing. Trousers and blouse, not skirt or dress. Bra, panties, pantyhose, wig and makeup. The first one was kind of irritated at first, but soon warmed up to my mode of dress and did a fantastic job. She...
    monica8484 monica8484 70+, M Jul 25, 2012

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    Happy Or Not? Looking For Comments Please

    I have had a few visits to a new "Asian Massage" establishment over the past few weeks. 4 visits to be exact. After 4 visits, I have not had a happy ending as of yet. I do however get a great massage each time that does keep me going back. I should also mention that this place...
    rudderlock rudderlock 41-45, M 6 Responses Feb 19, 2012

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    DefiantRed DefiantRed 70+ 1 Response Aug 16, 2010

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    I Want

        i want a massage with oil , candles and a very happy ending .
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jul 30, 2009

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    A Simple Urge

      I would like to have a nice arrangement with a London based woman to give me a great massage and the a big helping hand for a finale.  Not looking for a professional but willing to pay.
    TonyRules TonyRules 31-35 Jul 30, 2009

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