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I Want a Massage With a Happy Ending

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 259 People

    Sensual Massage

    Well I'm looking for somewhere in the UK south where I can get a sensual massage with a happy ending, or two.... can anyone help me!
    frankie1971 frankie1971 36-40, M Oct 31, 2013

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    I Wanna Happy Ending......

    I would like to know if any of any places around me offer happy endings....how would you find out if they do ???
    TylerDurdin TylerDurdin 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 19, 2011

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    Have Had 2

    I actually have had 2 of those. Both times I went dressed in women's clothing. Trousers and blouse, not skirt or dress. Bra, panties, pantyhose, wig and makeup. The first one was kind of irritated at first, but soon warmed up to my mode of dress and did a fantastic job. She...
    monica8484 monica8484 70+, M Jul 25, 2012

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    I Love To Give Them

    To the one I love...
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 9, 2012

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    DefiantRed DefiantRed 70+ 1 Response Aug 16, 2010

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    Looking For A Good Experience

    I actually ended up discovering EP in my quest to find some good advice on massage locations that don't charge ridiculous $$$ but always want the customer to have a happy ending. I've travel a great deal and find myself in a lot of places in the country where I'm sure I could...
    samlee69 samlee69 56-60, M 1 Response Oct 13, 2011

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    The Best Of Both Worlds

    I have had several experiences with happy ending massages. I think the secret is to find someone who really is a massage therapist so you get a real massage. Then you are less embarrassed if it turns out that she in not the happy ending type. The first time was with a girl who...
    userkris userkris 41-45, M 3 Responses Apr 25, 2012

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    Finish Myself At Legit Massage?

    I'm wondering how to deal with the times when there is no happy ending. My thought for next time is that I'll just finish myself. How long is it OK to stay in the room to ***, before coming out? I figured a few minutes would be all I need and would not be a problem.Any advice...
    TrymeNow TrymeNow 51-55, M 4 Responses Jan 1, 2013

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    A Simple Urge

      I would like to have a nice arrangement with a London based woman to give me a great massage and the a big helping hand for a finale.  Not looking for a professional but willing to pay.
    TonyRules TonyRules 31-35 Jul 30, 2009

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    Happy Or Not? Looking For Comments Please

    I have had a few visits to a new "Asian Massage" establishment over the past few weeks. 4 visits to be exact. After 4 visits, I have not had a happy ending as of yet. I do however get a great massage each time that does keep me going back. I should also mention that this place...
    rudderlock rudderlock 41-45, M 6 Responses Feb 19, 2012

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    I Want

        i want a massage with oil , candles and a very happy ending .
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jul 30, 2009

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    I Am Hooked On Massages......hoping For A Sensual Massage.

    I've been going to the same LMT for about 6 sessions now, great body and personality too, she's awesome. The last session was the most exciting so far, while she was working on my inner thighs I could feel cool air swirling around my balls. I couldn't see if I was exposed, but...
    Slick950 Slick950 46-50, M 2 Responses Oct 9, 2012

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    St Louis Massage

    Well just recently I was in ST Louis for my job and was staying at this really nice hotel and after a week of working my muscles were hurting. I was in the room when the maid came bye on Saturday morning to clean the room. I was lying on the bed naked watching **** on my computer...
    steveintn19999 steveintn19999 51-55, M 3 Responses Dec 12, 2012

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    Tropical Relaxation

    I travel a lot. Not a little, but almost every month, so flying can twist and knot my body on a regular basis. I try to find a massage at each end of the trip to help get past the inevitable stiff neck, sore back, and numb legs from sitting for hours at a time. I had the...
    Dismantledpsyche Dismantledpsyche 36-40, M 3 Responses Sep 23, 2011

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    Those who do not believe will never have happy endings in their life because they only believe that when they die, they just die. To those who believe, they will have happy ending...
    LoverBoyMike LoverBoyMike 18-21, M Sep 11

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    Yes I want to be happy again. Feel alive again Don't have many ppl around me to show their support, sometimes just have to make peace with the fact they care about you but don't...
    Mangostrawberrybanana Mangostrawberrybanana 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 1

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    Happiness and Love just go together. If I could find love again, I would find happiness. After 14 years of marriage I realized I wasn't happy and never would be where I was. I...
    inlandsea inlandsea 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 2

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    I feel so depressed and lonely in my environment...I feel like I can't breath and every time I do my heart hurts and I just start crying. I wish I could just pack up and move with...
    misfitincali misfitincali 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 2

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    I truly am not a whiny person. I rarely speak of my problems, and even then I do not disclose the entire issue, because I find it an invasion of privacy. However, the anonimity...
    SebastianRo SebastianRo 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 12

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    im tired of thinking of the mistakes i made with my EX GF, it was ages ago, i want to be happy, meet new women in my life.
    starfox22 starfox22 22-25, M 2 Responses Sep 1

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    I just want to be happy. It's the only birthday wish I have ever had, for as long as I can remember. Sometimes I worry I might never fully achieve it. It's a dangerous idea to...
    justagirleli justagirleli 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    I didn't make the line up for my high school tennis team this year and i went through a small phase of depression. I talked with my mom,"Mom, i've sacrificed all of my time and...
    Dapperness Dapperness 16-17, F Sep 6

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    sometimes i feel like i am not happy like today i wasnt happy today. people might think i am a happy cheery person but it is all an act. i dont know what is wrong with me it was...
    liajip liajip 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 10

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    "Happiness is the only good. The time to be happy is now. The place to be happy is here. The way to be happy is to make others so." Robert Green Ingersoll
    findmeholdmeloveme findmeholdmeloveme 18-21 2 Responses Sep 13

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    I want to find happiness within me.I want people to be happy and satisfied with themselves and want world to become a happy place.I also want to be satisfied with myself and count...
    charmingannie charmingannie 16-17, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    Life laughs at u when you are unhappy...life smile at u when you are happy...life salutes u when u make other people happy......
    NivyaSurani NivyaSurani 16-17, F Sep 3

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    Iv realized just sitting around waiting for your life to turn around for the better isn't going to fix your anxiety/depression. Iv been battling both of these the last few months...
    ryanjoseph ryanjoseph 18-21, M Sep 5

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    Thee Onlyy Thinq Thtt Matters, Att All, In This Wholee Huqee Universee, Is Iff You'ree Happyyy. Ntt Jst Okayyyy, Ntt Jst Contentt, Bt Happyyy...
    conniee3 conniee3 18-21, F Sep 7

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    It's interesting, in psychology there's an entire strand dedicated to studying "how to be happy". Some joke and say it's a bunch of middle class white people demanding everyone to...
    crescendo282 crescendo282 31-35, F 5 Responses Sep 8

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    I'm sooo happy for mindie, she is growing sooo fast, she turn 7 years old today, I got bella and Samantha up and Adam and his two girls, so we could wish mindie a happy birthday...
    jennylovestosmile jennylovestosmile 18-21, F 5 Responses Sep 9

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    It just seems everything I do doesn't make me "happy" happy, waaaaah
    Miwabromam Miwabromam 16-17, M Sep 19

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    Whenever you're going through a hard time just remember life is temporary, and so is everything else your going through. Don't ever be sad, trust me I know it sucks the moment you...
    Zozolove Zozolove 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 20

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    I'm married and can't forgive my husband for the things he's done, how he makes me feel about myself, and how he just don't care! I told him I want a divorce he doesn't I'm scared...
    LonelyLish LonelyLish 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 4

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    I am so stuck in the present that it is hard for me to see anything but what is happening in my life now. When I reflect on "Happy" times in my life, I realize that they occurred...
    eham1234 eham1234 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 10

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    I don't understand how some people can be so happy and upbeat all the time. I'm almost never in a good mood and I think smiling is a waste of energy. Is that weird? Probably.. Am I...
    MissesTomlinson MissesTomlinson 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 2

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    To be truly happy in life, tie your happiness on your goals not to things and people. :)
    sayangeiram sayangeiram 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 2

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    Happy Father's Day to all the Aussie dads out there, have a great day xx
    formieyesonly formieyesonly 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 6

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    Look at this little cutie:) growing up sooo fast it's ridiculous:( I am not ready for him to be this old yet...but he is 3 today so happy birthday little man:) momma loves you:D
    SexyPayton SexyPayton 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 7

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KHAILYNN MOMMY MISSES YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING I LOVE YOU BABYGIRL SLEEP IN PEACE 9/7/12
    karlakashes karlakashes 26-30, F Sep 7

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    On my way. Or bipolar. Ep allie sent notices. Asked my pals to do so too. 8 responded. Plus a potential pal. Plus a life coach seeking clients. So Ep...
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Sep 8

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    Someone asked me if I was happy today. That was the first person to care. My memories of happier times swirled around me, my throat warned from its cold pause, and my cheeks lifted...
    Lakewrite Lakewrite 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 10

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    I love those days and moments when you have the realisation that you are happy just because. No other reason needed
    Bythelight0fthemoon Bythelight0fthemoon 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 11

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    I'm Jstt Tryin To Do Shitt Forr Myselff & Makee Myselff Happyy ...
    conniee3 conniee3 18-21, F Sep 11

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    So I said to the sulky sadness that stalks me from time to time. I can and I will be happy and your cloudiness will no longer cloud my newly sunny mind. :)
    Summerandroses Summerandroses 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    This is my ultimate goal in life, to make myself a happy and simple life with good people.
    afreespirit afreespirit 18-21, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I hate pretending I am happy when I'm not :(
    Emoheartbroken Emoheartbroken 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Happy birthday superman!!! Your the bestest friend in the entire world. Love youuu
    HisMsLane HisMsLane 16-17, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Some people make me exceptionally happy! It's fun to have a crush. Real life ones are great. Celebrities too. They just bring a burst of happiness to my day. (I wish that one guy...
    saundra04 saundra04 26-30, F 2 days ago

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