I Want a Muffin But Im Confused

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    Why is goodnight all one word and good morning two words? Why can I only wink with my left eye? How Long is a piece of string?  Who invented kissing? Why must I grow this wisdom tooth? And where the hell is my muffin??   
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses May 17, 2009

    Lol, What?

    What the hell does that mean? hahaha x)Silly. 
    Infinite9 Infinite9
    70+, F
    2 Responses Jul 10, 2011

    I Cant Make Up My Mind

     ... if I should eat that muffin fron under the desk or that second one smashed under carpet...     ?
    bublina bublina
    18-21, F
    3 Responses May 15, 2009

    One Muffin?

    Maybe you should eat six muffins so that you can feel really full. Then, instead of being confused, you'll be bloated and full. Do it regularly and maybe you'll get fat. --HXTP
    hxtp hxtp
    61-65, M
    5 Responses Jan 15, 2012
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