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I Want a Pet Monkey

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    Always!

    I always wanted one! A chimp of course. He'd be my bestie =) and v'd get chocolate crazy together. And also he'd rob for me and play pranks on mean people together he he he. only prob is wit monkeys is once they get hurt they keep scratchin the wound and eventually kill themself...
    Wathehell Wathehell 18-21, F Mar 31, 2012

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    I Have a Pet Monkey

    you can ask me anything and I can help I teach primate care - and in the past have raised all kinds of exotic animals Primates are not for homes - tell you more later if anyone really wants to know
    ainfla ainfla 36-40, F 4 Responses Jun 4, 2007

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    A Pet...

    ...monkey sounds like fun. I would want to have a little monkey. The big ones can rip your face off.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 13, 2010

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    I do feel like the 19th century abolitionists of the future are going to be PETA and their supporters. Right now they have a mixed reputation, considered radical in some cases...
    Brontide Brontide 36-40, M 18 hrs ago

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    I grew up with both cats and dogs as a youngster. I have had my lab dog at home for several years now and I consider all pets that I have had as members of my immediate family.
    joan1976 joan1976 36-40, F 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    "She sure loves animals" Cause I've got tons of pillow pets at 22 lol.
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    My bestie is like a big fan of the Arctic Monkeys and well I wasn't really into them not too long ago. She made me listen to a cover of "Do I Wanna Know" by MSMR. It's really good...
    UNDecodable UNDecodable 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    So many people talk about have a pet allergy, where they have some type of allergic reaction when they are around pets or pet dander. What about when it is the other way around...
    deepakrajput deepakrajput 22-25, M Apr 4

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    Whether you want to believe it or not, there is a significant percentage of overweight pets out there. Obesity is usually a problem that affects dogs more often than cats, but it...
    deepakrajput deepakrajput 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    I look like a gross monkey here I was making a face tho lol Why do they have this experience?
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    It would be interesting to try a role play where another pet that is more dom, dominates me, a submissive pet. Im into human/submissive pet stuff, but i like to switch it up a...
    YesMaster781 YesMaster781 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 6

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    Not in any particular order but here we go 1. thinking out loud- Ed sheeran 2. Pocket full of dreams- hedley 3. Heaven in our headlights- hedley 4. Our song- ron pope 5. Your song...
    DevinaLockwood DevinaLockwood 16-17, F Mar 30

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    Hello! I'm looking to be a Pet for a Master, in the US. Not online, but in RL. I have basic training, but would appreciate more from A/anyone (Be Y/you another Pet or Master...
    xKaix xKaix 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    A president, prime minister, astronaut. Hm, a president/prime minister/astronaut. No! An alien-fighting Princess Peach with a steroid-injecting angel gun with wings. On a unicorn...
    imandynation imandynation 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    [X] smoked a cigarette [X] Smoked A Cigar [] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Are / Been In Love [X] Dumped someone [ ] Been Fired [X] Been In A Fist Fight [X] Had A Crush On An...
    lilhunters lilhunters 18-21, M Mar 22

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    [X] smoked a cigarette [] Smoked A Cigar [] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Are / Been In Love [X] Dumped someone [ X] Been Fired [X] Been In A Fist Fight [X] Had A Crush On An...
    ZacS9 ZacS9 16-17, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    Because if your pets aren't like family why don't you just call the alley cats your family then I'm not saying take a bath with your pet but your pet is your best friend
    caiseyi caiseyi 22-25, F 4 Responses Mar 30

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    Pet peeves: seriously bad grammar, slutty teenagers, and anthropomorphic animals in cartoons having pets! I mean, what the hell is up with that? How does an aardvark have a pet dog...
    EarthboundMisfiti EarthboundMisfiti 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 30

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    I have so many pet peeves I think having pet peeves is a pet peeve lmfao!
    Kaleiita Kaleiita 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 31

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    Shaykh ul-Islaam Ahmad bin AbdulHaleem Ibn Taymeeyah (d.728 A.H.) -Rahimullaah- said: Every time a person increases in doing good acts and Taqwaa 1 then his goodness and beauty...
    Shangem Shangem 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    [] Smoked A Cigarette [ ] Smoked A Cigar [x] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [x] Are / Been In Love [x] Dumped someone [ ] Been Fired [x] Been In A Fist Fight [x] Had A Crush On An...
    Fabulousboy91 Fabulousboy91 22-25, M a week ago

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    1. Do you know what JROTC means? Well, no but I do know it's military prep for teenagers 2. Do you have Halloween costumes? no 3. What do you think of thunderstorms? I call them...
    blankcheck4urhart blankcheck4urhart 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    I need more than "Hi." to send a reply!!! Why are so many messages here like a conversation with Tarzan, or his monkey? Doesn't anyone have anything to say in personal messages...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    [X] Smoked A Cigarette [] Smoked A Cigar [] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Are / Been In Love [X] Dumped someone [] Been Fired [X] Been In A Fist Fight [X] Had A Crush On An...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 days ago

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    [] Smoked A Cigarette [] Smoked A Cigar [x] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [x] Are / Been In Love [x] Dumped someone [] Been Fired [] Been In A Fist Fight [x] Had A Crush On An...
    MsAttitudez MsAttitudez 22-25, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I had been asked before a while back if I ever wanted to attend a One Direction concert. I at the time didn't think I would consider seeing them just from liking one song of theirs...
    blankcheck4urhart blankcheck4urhart 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    I used to be a pet but then got dump by my master. So I want to be a pet slave to someone again
    svncow svncow 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 19

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    I would love to be someones pet. I would want to have my own leash and collar, sleep in a crate and be naked all the time even if company is over
    Natalia218 Natalia218 18-21, F 9 Responses Mar 29

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    Oooooh....... there are so many! I think I might have a pet peeve about how many pet peeves I have!
    girlfaith girlfaith 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 31

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    Before you guys judge me and say that snakes aren't pets just because they don't lick you and snuggle up with you; I'd save it if I were you beacuse I've heard it before...
    beasleyleah beasleyleah 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 4

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    I am called 'teacher's pet' every single day I have my feet in my school campus. Everytime I tell someone not to do something, like drawing on the table, and they will answer,"Sure...
    colourflame colourflame 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 7

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    My cat is my little "love bug" and she is practically my child. I can't imagine not having her as part of my family. I haven't ever really understood people who just see a pet as a...
    DemonFeyLove DemonFeyLove 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 7

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    I want to be a animal and be some ones pet but also be there for there 'needs' and they could take advantage of me. :/ tbh ik it sounds weird but idk
    emo200 emo200 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I would love to be a human pet. I see myself more like a cat. But also love to wear dog's collar and teach to do dogs Tricks
    svncow svncow 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 19

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    Are You Ashamed of Me?** For whosoever shall be ashamed of me and of my words, of him shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he shall come in his own glory, and in his Father's...
    Heavenbound5511 Heavenbound5511 36-40, F Mar 21

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    My Master is looking for a female pet to care for and bring home. Will be the center of attention, well cared for, feed, protected and kept well entertained at Master's home. Reply...
    Evenroad Evenroad 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 28

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    This would actually be such a turn on. Ive always loved this idea. Having someone treat me as their pet but also using me sexually.
    YesMaster781 YesMaster781 18-21, F 21 Responses Apr 2

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    This wasn't hard, but I might have repeated things. If so, sorry! ^.^ 1. Pokemon! 2. Making new friends. 3. Cuddling plushies. 4. Zelda. 5. Cold, home made fruit bars. 6...
    SelfSurgery SelfSurgery 13-15, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    They make me mad. So i dont own no more. But miss their devotion. And their forgiveness. How sick is society. To push laws that wreck us. Then push meds. That rob...
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M Mar 20

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    Omg pet names are the cutest things ever! am I the only one who thinks this? ^_^
    greyrainbows greyrainbows 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 22

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    My pet peeve is ignorance, lack of respect, and plain stupidity mixed with immoral idiots. If your proud of being the ow and can't seem to understand why he left you. It's a sign...
    Ponderingsoul Ponderingsoul 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 29

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