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I Want a Pet Monkey

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    I Have a Pet Monkey

    you can ask me anything and I can help I teach primate care - and in the past have raised all kinds of exotic animals Primates are not for homes - tell you more later if anyone really wants to know
    ainfla ainfla 36-40, F 4 Responses Jun 4, 2007

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    Always!

    I always wanted one! A chimp of course. He'd be my bestie =) and v'd get chocolate crazy together. And also he'd rob for me and play pranks on mean people together he he he. only prob is wit monkeys is once they get hurt they keep scratchin the wound and eventually kill themself...
    Wathehell Wathehell 18-21, F Mar 31, 2012

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    A Pet...

    ...monkey sounds like fun. I would want to have a little monkey. The big ones can rip your face off.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 13, 2010

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    SadisticPsychoBitch SadisticPsychoBitch 31-35, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    1. I am doing this instead of doing my homework. 2. Peanut butter with chocolate is my weakness..it really is the next best thing after sliced bread 3. I am the proud conqueror of...
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    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because it was dead! Why did the 2nd monkey fall out the tree? A.Because it was tied to the first one!!! Why did the third monkey fall...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Oct 17

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    I am not a member but I am a supporter of PETA. I think that while there are also questionable things they have done, they have also been prominent in getting a lot of animal...
    christfukk christfukk 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 4

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    It all started when I had to watch a documentary about monkeys in 6th grade. I saw a lot of stuff that I didn't want to see EVER.
    Jovanite Jovanite 13-15, M 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    If your pet demands professional medical consideration straight away, It isn't a foul concept to deliver it to your emergency vet. By performing this, you are able to reduce any...
    Devon1739q Devon1739q 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 30

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    Seeing someone had begun a conversation about the use of the word "Slip" as opposed to "Petticoat", stirred up some thoughts I have had on the matter for some time! Yes I have had...
    annettepansy annettepansy 51-55, T 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I've had a lot of pets. Birds never suited me it seems. I had love birds for a while but gave them to an older lady who loved them. I've had some pets literally forced away out of...
    AzureTiger AzureTiger 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Recently what's been on my mind has been a Master/pet relationship. As my high school years are drawing to a close, I'm constantly being pressured to think about what I want to do...
    Wreningale Wreningale 16-17, F 7 Responses Oct 8

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    Phone 9092 0400 and check with among our pet emergency workers and we will do our best that can assist you. We settle for cases from around Melbourne, Geelong, Ballarat, Bendigo...
    Laurenazrj90 Laurenazrj90 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 5

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    hibs186 hibs186 16-17, F Oct 6

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    This is another post by me I want to be a human pet I want to be taken and forced to be a human pet , I want to be punished when wronged , kept in a cage used for my owners...
    giantsword18 giantsword18 18-21, M Oct 1

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    100 Questions :D Found this and thought it'd be fun to compete..so here goes:P 1) Name: Faith 2) Male/Female: Female 3) Were you named after anyone? Nope 4) Does your name mean...
    loveyourselfalwaysxx loveyourselfalwaysxx 13-15, F Oct 4

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    1. My name is Chris. 2. I am 39 years old. 3. I do everything left handed except playing guitar. 4. I have Schizo Affective Disorder 5. I also have Asthma 6. I used to smoke...
    AnAutumnWind AnAutumnWind 36-40, M 2 Responses Oct 10

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    Want a good, honest, loyal pet. Well I'm a great human pet. I prefer being a dog and having a female owner. I am very cuddly and love to make my master feel better. Females only if...
    Cuddleswrathchild Cuddleswrathchild 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    SoCalAMT SoCalAMT 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 26

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    I Want to Know If You've Ever Done Any of These Things [ ] Smoked A Cigarette [ ] Smoked A Cigar [ ] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Are / Been In Love [X] Dumped someone...
    WoodRooster WoodRooster 31-35, M 3 Responses Sep 26

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    Why have a pet then?? Same with kids...if you dont want them do not torture them with bad parenthood or being a bad pet owner.
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 5

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    1. I speak Norwegian, Swedish, german, bosnian(serbian, croatian) and english. 2. Im about to learn latin. 3. I love swimming and dancing. (Dancehall) 4. I love bands. Like The...
    Knockoffheart Knockoffheart 13-15, F Oct 7

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    Here we go. I am not that interesting but I will try. 1) I am the mother of an adorable 6 yr old boy 2) I am Chubby 3) I wear glasses 4) I am married (unhappily) 5) I have 1...
    nikolasmom nikolasmom 36-40 2 Responses Oct 10

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    It's truly been an honor being a sorority pet for the past 8 months as I hope to graduate soon. The ladies are all beautiful and intelligent which makes it a pleasure serving them...
    RyanJonesASororityPet RyanJonesASororityPet 18-21, M Oct 13

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    Fall Out Boy, Paramore, Panic! At The Disco, The 1975, Arctic Monkeys, The Neighbourhood, All Time Low, The xx, ||Bowling For Soup, Jimmy Eat World, LINKIN PARK, Avenged Sevenfold...
    Rasengxn Rasengxn 16-17, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    [] Smoked A Cigarette [] Smoked A Cigar [x] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [x] Are / Been In Love [x] Dumped someone [] Been Fired [] Been In A Fist Fight [] Had A Crush On An...
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    1. My favorite TV show is The Walking Dead 2. I am obsessed with rock music: The Pretty Reckless, Theory of a Deadman, Pierce The Veil, Foo Fighters, KoRn, Arctic Monkeys, Panic...
    HandaGabriella HandaGabriella 13-15, F Sep 27

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    MrHeartaFire MrHeartaFire 31-35, M 4 Responses Sep 28

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    TheFieryWoman TheFieryWoman 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 29

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    [X] Smoked a cigarette [] Smoked a cigar [] Kissed a member of the same sex [X] Are/Been in love [X] Dumped someone [] Been fired [] Been in a fist fight [X] Had a crush on an...
    meanplastic meanplastic 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 4

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    Because I'm actually bored enough to do this story :P [] Smoked a cigarette [] Smoked a cigar [] Kissed a member of the same sex [X] Are/Been in love [X] Dumped someone [] Been...
    MrsDuckx3 MrsDuckx3 16-17 3 Responses Oct 8

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    Anyone still up ? Message me if you wanna talk heart this is you're a monkey
    Princeofthesky Princeofthesky 18-21, M 2 Responses Oct 9

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    Q: What do you call a baby monkey? A: A Chimp off the block.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 12

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    Tamara68 Tamara68 46-50, F 3 Responses Oct 15

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    [X] Smoked a cigarette [x] Smoked a cigar [ x] Kissed a member of the same sex [X]Are/Been in love [X]Dumped someone [ ] Been fired [ x] Been in a fist fight... Lol [X]Had a crush...
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    Young the Giant , Red Hot Chili Peppers , and Arctic Monkeys
    luvbabyblu luvbabyblu 16-17, F Oct 15

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    Selphira Selphira 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 16

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    🎊🎉 arctic monkeys!!! 🎉🎊 ftw
    brookypoo brookypoo 22-25, F Oct 16

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    CynicGirl92 CynicGirl92 22-25, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    Colinaye Colinaye 13-15, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    My father asked me why I want a pet...it's pretty obvious, I want someone in my family who I don't hate and want to shoot.
    Izuka Izuka 13-15, F Oct 8

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    I want to be his pet cat, but he doesn't even ask me *pouts*. I wanted to be his and his alone. Why am I starting to get obsessed with a crush again?
    SwanNual SwanNual 22-25, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    i wish i had gone through petticoating as a little boy as it would of been good to be dressed up in petticoats
    GirlyAndrea1987 GirlyAndrea1987 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 27

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    I want to be a human wolf pet for a guy. Woof! I love to cuddle and whimper a lot. I'm very obedient. Oh also he has to be a least 16 cause I'm 15 woof!!
    JasminR1448 JasminR1448 13-15, F 3 Responses Sep 27

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    When I was little I had these two hamsters, I was so in love with them but I had to give them away. Then, I had two turtles they both died. After I had a hermit crab, now I want a...
    erikamariahxo erikamariahxo 13-15, F Oct 2

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    We actually had a bunch of rabbits as pets, so I would say "I miss my pet rabbits".
    acitythatneverwakesup acitythatneverwakesup 16-17, F Oct 4

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