I Want a Pet Monkey

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    Always!

    I always wanted one! A chimp of course. He'd be my bestie =) and v'd get chocolate crazy together. And also he'd rob for me and play pranks on mean people together he he he. only prob is wit monkeys is once they get hurt they keep scratchin the wound and eventually kill themself...
    Wathehell Wathehell
    18-21, F
    Mar 31, 2012

    I Have a Pet Monkey

    you can ask me anything and I can help I teach primate care - and in the past have raised all kinds of exotic animals Primates are not for homes - tell you more later if anyone really wants to know
    ainfla ainfla
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Jun 4, 2007

    A Pet...

    ...monkey sounds like fun. I would want to have a little monkey. The big ones can rip your face off.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 13, 2010

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