Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Want a Pet Monkey

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 19 People

    A Pet...

    ...monkey sounds like fun. I would want to have a little monkey. The big ones can rip your face off.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 13, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Always!

    I always wanted one! A chimp of course. He'd be my bestie =) and v'd get chocolate crazy together. And also he'd rob for me and play pranks on mean people together he he he. only prob is wit monkeys is once they get hurt they keep scratchin the wound and eventually kill themself...
    Wathehell Wathehell 18-21, F Mar 31, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Have a Pet Monkey

    you can ask me anything and I can help I teach primate care - and in the past have raised all kinds of exotic animals Primates are not for homes - tell you more later if anyone really wants to know
    ainfla ainfla 36-40, F 4 Responses Jun 4, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    When your having a hard day of course you'll have a attitude but when everybody around you make it worse with there little petty behavior whats the point of being around them i...
    FlowerChildXOXO FlowerChildXOXO 18-21, F 16 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    owner looking for pet in va. msg if you want to know more.
    Oracleszen Oracleszen 22-25, M 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    PETA is going about it all wrong. They spend more on advertising then saving animals. If they saved the animals it would be a good thing. They want you to go vegan. But you do need...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Yes, I must confess, I am a doting doggy mother. It has so many perks versus when I was raising my children. My pets do not talk back and they never miss curfew:-)
    Olivia1962 Olivia1962 51-55, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am so hurt and feel so alone. my kitty became very I'll this past few days and I couldn't get her to eat and only would drink a little bit. I was very worried because she lost...
    gawgaw4boo gawgaw4boo 46-50, F 6 Responses 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    The Monkey and the Wedge There was once a merchant who employed many carpenters and masons to build a temple in his garden. Regularly, they would start work in the morning; take...
    noblerain noblerain 31-35 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Peter Richards Gulftainer Company Limited Appoints Group Coo Gulftainer, the port management and logistics group headquartered in Sharjah, UAE, has named Peter Ford as its Group...
    celiamadden celiamadden 18-21, F 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I love all my pets, but most of them are exotic and are just so cool! This is one of 10 of my tarantulas. She's a Rose Hair and her name is Hope. C: She is the sweetest tarantula I...
    LilithRorke LilithRorke 16-17, F 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm a very petite woman at 4'8 and it stinks! Man I would love to be tall like 5'10 or 5'6. I get hit on by cute tall guys but I do love guys 5'6 and over. :)
    shortcurvygirl shortcurvygirl 22-25, F 6 Responses 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I was so devastated when my pet mouse died today... she was more then my best friend :'(
    BarelyAdulterated BarelyAdulterated 18-21, F 7 Responses 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Okay,maybe better than family.Would I give up my ice cream cone to my cousin!No,but my blue tick hound loved it!Would I let my cousin have my bed!No!sleep on the couch.don't...
    Duckygirl2 Duckygirl2 46-50, F 1 Response 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Founded in 2013 after the staggering number of executions all over the world that year, The Peterson Group is committed to the abolition of the death penalty through public...
    tpgglobal tpgglobal 36-40, M 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Say hello to Pistol!...before she got fat. I let my sister watch my cat since I was away for school a semester and the poor thing gained 8 pounds. Keep in mind 50% of indoor cats...
    Exhilar8 Exhilar8 18-21, F 3 Responses a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Professor: You are Christian, aren't you son? Student: Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in God? Student: Absolutely sir. Professor: Is God good? Student: Yes. Professor: Is God...
    MarieLucie MarieLucie 22-25, F 3 Responses a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    As annoying as that may be, I just can't help it. :P When I see a fuzzy animal I just want to grab it and rapidly run my fingers through their fur, ears, belly. I got crazy. Haha...
    TheEnduringSunrise TheEnduringSunrise 18-21, F a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    A few months ago three of my pets died.two dogs and a cat.they were poisoned by someone but we are not sure who it was.i still think about them and miss them sometimes.i used to...
    IsmaelAlejandro IsmaelAlejandro 16-17, M 1 Response a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Percy Jackson's pet, or Nico Di Angelo's, heck i'll even settle for being Jason or Leo's pet lol
    wolfsparadise wolfsparadise 13-15, M 1 Response a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I absolutely love my pet rats, Mishca, Moe, Micah and little Max! Owning rats might be a bit strange to some people but they are magical creatures, incredibly smart and social. I...
    JaneD22 JaneD22 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    So, my turtle Soup died tonight. He was pretty ******* amazing. The very first week of having him, I had him trained. You could cuddle him like you would any other pet. He would...
    Apostasies Apostasies 18-21, F 8 Responses Jun 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm a lost pet looking for an owner to take me in and train me. looking for a real person (male or female) to really help me grow as a good pet
    eeveemonster eeveemonster 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 25

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My post was removed because my pet peeve was I don't want people contacting me to send pics of my body parts. urgh seriously. I am open to complements & comments on my writing. I...
    loveCT loveCT 31-35, F 4 Responses Jun 23

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have just lost my pet rabbit yesterday evening, and the grief is unbearable. I've had her for 3 years, she was adopted from the local humane society. I loved Bella so very much...
    Mon35 Mon35 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 23

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Misguided Quest Who would've thought I could change the world? What about the parrot? Yes, I admit it-the world we now live in is my fault...though the parrot isn't without blame...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 Jun 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Misguided Quest Who would've thought I could change the world? What about the parrot? Yes, I admit it-the world we now live in is my fault...though the parrot isn't without blame...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 Jun 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Misguided Quest Who would've thought I could change the world? What about the parrot? Yes, I admit it-the world we now live in is my fault...though the parrot isn't without blame...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 Jun 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Misguided Quest Who would've thought I could change the world? What about the parrot? Yes, I admit it-the world we now live in is my fault...though the parrot isn't without blame...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 Jun 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Misguided Quest Who would've thought I could change the world? What about the parrot? Yes, I admit it-the world we now live in is my fault...though the parrot isn't without blame...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 Jun 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. - A cat shows up. St Peter says "I know you! You were a very nice cat on earth and didn't cause...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 Jun 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want to wish everyone who is a daddy of human and nonhuman kids a happy father's day. Nonhuman is pet. I especially have a good reason to wish a certain fella happy father's day...
    loveismyfriend loveismyfriend 36-40, F Jun 20

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It wasn't my pet but it was my friends pet. I was at my friend's house one day for a sleepover and she let me hold her hamster. The hamster bit down on my pinky finger and it...
    Lcy2472 Lcy2472 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 20

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I absolutely love pet play. Preferably puppy play. It's a dream of mine to have a master that will be able to train me and love me for who I am. If anyone is out there that is...
    thetiminator1997 thetiminator1997 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 20

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I love pet play. I already have a wonderful master :3 but I'm looking for another kitten to play with (non sexual maybe) so come play with me and my ball of yarn and let's be silly...
    froofykittenxoxo froofykittenxoxo 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 19

    Your Response

    Cancel
    have been at this job since high school... you dont want to know when that was... and im just so tired of the BS everyday. The same stories, same complaints and always the same...
    TherapySesh TherapySesh 36-40, F Jun 18

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm really petite.. Only 5 ft. I love it. I especially love men that are at least 5'11 and up... They make me feel even smaller. :3
    lilcutegrl lilcutegrl 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 17

    Your Response

    Cancel
    On June 2, 2015, Minnesota Viking’s running back, Adrian Peterson surprised everyone for his comeback on the field. In the midst of practice, he attended an interview with the...
    grettamaycong grettamaycong 22-25, F Jun 17

    Your Response

    Cancel
    On June 2, 2015, Minnesota Viking’s running back, Adrian Peterson surprised everyone for his comeback on the field. In the midst of practice, he attended an interview with the...
    godoficepantheon godoficepantheon 31-35, M Jun 17

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm actually looking for a pet girl under 23 for breeding, would you like to have masters babies? Lets talk some more
    redneckmike redneckmike 26-30, M Jun 16

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I love all my pets and consider all 57(and counting) as family. I love animals and couldn't live without them.
    LilithRorke LilithRorke 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 15

    Your Response

    Cancel