I Want a Pick Up Line That Will Actually Work

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 3 People

    Guaranteed!

    hey ........does this smell like chloroform to you? heehee
    oxytocin oxytocin
    51-55, M
    Jun 29, 2008

    Failed Lines

    You are so pretty that from the minute I laid eyes on you I knew you would think I was a dork. I wanted to get into your pants so bad I went and bought myself a pair. My mother says if I get you to come home I can keep you in the basement. You have beautiful eyes, did anyone...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff
    46-50, T
    Apr 25, 2008

    I Always Say...

    Hello and have anything fun planned for this weekend? People usually spark up some kind of conversation as to why not or what they are doing or whatever. Never fails. As to taking someone home, thats never my intention, but you're welcome to try it to get the ladies and...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 29, 2008
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