I Want a Smurf Gesture On the Ep Gesture Board

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    For Sure!!!!

    It's a brilliant idea!!!! Whoever thought of it should be given a medel!
    Isabellesheart Isabellesheart
    18-21, F
    Sep 12, 2009

    I Smurf You!!

    One of the most brilliant minds I've ever come across has been suggesting this and craving this gesture ever since he joined EP. Dasmuggler, and I totally agree with him, thinks that the "smurf" gesture could be one of the most important and life altering gestures ever...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Apr 1, 2009

    What my kid asked when he saw a Smurf:

    ‘Daddy, why is this guy blue?'Read more on page: http://www.jokesoftheday.net/jokes-archive/2015/08/12/
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    Aug 14, 2015

    I Smurf You Too!

    I think we need a smurf gesture.  I loved the Smurfs growing up and this would be a fun way for us 30 somethings to have a good laugh with one another.  I would love to see, “Historygent smurfed you!” or possibly, “You smurfed Myonis” on my...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Apr 3, 2009

    It Would Be the Most Universal Gesture

    Good bad neutral   We need a Smurf Gesture "It's my gesture and I want it now"
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    8 Responses Apr 1, 2009

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