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    Go Taser Yourself!

      A EP peep sent me this story and I liked it so much I decided to share it!  ...
    PeaceOnEarth PeaceOnEarth 46-50, F 12 Responses Nov 19, 2008

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    I Want It. I Need It.

    I saw info on this once before.  Being single and alone, it would be a really good thing to have on hand.  In fact, I should buy one for each of my 4 daughters.  There's only one problem, I would be too dangerous with one.  I would use it when needed, but...
    WarriorMom WarriorMom 51-55, F 13 Responses Nov 20, 2008

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    I Want One For Protection

        i sometimes want a taser at work . i feel very scared at night sometimes . i will be counting alot of money and they know i am in charge of the safe . afraid of who is going to come to the door . or what is going to happen . that is why i am constantly doing...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 6, 2009

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    I'd Love Owning A Taser

    It can be my savior.
    Marowit Marowit 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 4, 2009

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    FYI Need to Know!!!

    If you're tasing somebody with a normal handheld taser, and they manage to grab a hold of you anythere, touch your body at all while being tased, it'll go right on through to you!!  Good to know.  I'd go for one of the taser guns that shoot the little taser barbed...
    whippingirl whippingirl 22-25 2 Responses Nov 19, 2008

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    For Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays

    Two triple year 9 lessons on a Monday One triple year 9 lesson on a Tuesday Three double year 8 lessons on a Thursday       nuf said
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 21, 2008

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    I Need One

    I just don't feel safe at night when I go to safeway or anywhere. I don't feel safe when I have my back the parking lot.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 20, 2008

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    COPS

    Have you not seen the Tazed and Confused specials of COPS?!?!   Of course I want a tazer. And I want the pink one in the avatar for this group. Someone put in a good word for me with Santa. 
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 11 Responses Nov 23, 2008

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    Additional Benefits

    Not only is it a cool device, but it would definitely improve my dating life.
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny 26-30, M 6 Responses Mar 14, 2009

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    Yes!

    Oh the joy I could get out of a taser..
    Arorin Arorin 22-25, M 15 Responses Sep 21, 2010

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    If Not a Taser...

    If you're in the market for a taser, you might also consider a friendlier alternative... Me. Ask around, I make great protection.
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M 19 Responses Nov 20, 2008

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    Taser Pain

    When I got this as an email, I laughed so much I cried!!!!! This one needs a warning label on it to buckle your seatbelt so you don’t fall on the floor from laughing so hard.       Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 14, 2009

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