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I Want a Taser

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    For Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays

    Two triple year 9 lessons on a Monday One triple year 9 lesson on a Tuesday Three double year 8 lessons on a Thursday       nuf said
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 21, 2008

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    Additional Benefits

    Not only is it a cool device, but it would definitely improve my dating life.
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny 26-30, M 6 Responses Mar 14, 2009

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    I'd Love Owning A Taser

    It can be my savior.
    Marowit Marowit 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 4, 2009

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    I just made one doesn't rlly hurt just a shock

    idk how much volts Maybe I'll put more in it
    ThatFu3kBoy ThatFu3kBoy 13-15, M Aug 17, 2015

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    Taser Pain

    When I got this as an email, I laughed so much I cried!!!!! This one needs a warning label on it to buckle your seatbelt so you don’t fall on the floor from laughing so hard.       Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 14, 2009

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    I Need One

    I just don't feel safe at night when I go to safeway or anywhere. I don't feel safe when I have my back the parking lot.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 20, 2008

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    FYI Need to Know!!!

    If you're tasing somebody with a normal handheld taser, and they manage to grab a hold of you anythere, touch your body at all while being tased, it'll go right on through to you!!  Good to know.  I'd go for one of the taser guns that shoot the little taser barbed...
    whippingirl whippingirl 22-25 2 Responses Nov 19, 2008

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    COPS

    Have you not seen the Tazed and Confused specials of COPS?!?!   Of course I want a tazer. And I want the pink one in the avatar for this group. Someone put in a good word for me with Santa. 
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 11 Responses Nov 23, 2008

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    Go Taser Yourself!

      A EP peep sent me this story and I liked it so much I decided to share it!  ...
    PeaceOnEarth PeaceOnEarth 46-50, F 12 Responses Nov 19, 2008

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    I Want It. I Need It.

    I saw info on this once before.  Being single and alone, it would be a really good thing to have on hand.  In fact, I should buy one for each of my 4 daughters.  There's only one problem, I would be too dangerous with one.  I would use it when needed, but...
    WarriorMom WarriorMom 51-55, F 12 Responses Nov 20, 2008

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    Yes!

    Oh the joy I could get out of a taser..
    Arorin Arorin 22-25, M 8 Responses Sep 21, 2010

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    If Not a Taser...

    If you're in the market for a taser, you might also consider a friendlier alternative... Me. Ask around, I make great protection.
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M 19 Responses Nov 20, 2008

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    I Want One For Protection

        i sometimes want a taser at work . i feel very scared at night sometimes . i will be counting alot of money and they know i am in charge of the safe . afraid of who is going to come to the door . or what is going to happen . that is why i am constantly doing...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 6, 2009

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    I want to get the sailor moon hearts on my thighs. thigh tattoos are so cute!!! x3
    lilykitten1998 lilykitten1998 16-17, F 46 mins ago

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    Anyone want to trade my selfshot pics? :)
    Corsair118 Corsair118 18-21, M 1 hr ago

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    Holy **** I want out of this world. What am I doing here? Woke up watching the Super Bowl. I come to every now and again. Anyways there's a lot of energy in the air right now which...
    Hush92 Hush92 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    I want a master or mistress message me
    natedawg34 natedawg34 18-21, M 1 hr ago

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    Do you find me attractive? I'm not asking because I'm insecure because I'm not. I already know that I am beautiful inside and out. I simply want to know what you think about me. I...
    HeartDesires HeartDesires 18-21, F 13 Responses 1 hr ago

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    Does anyone remember when they where younger in school the teacher would ask what you wanted to do when you grow up... I never want to grow up and I've done well so far :)
    gayanallover gayanallover 18-21, M 1 hr ago

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    I want to watch another man to hold up my wifes dirty knickers in front of me then sniff lick and **** over them
    knickersstain knickersstain 46-50, M 1 hr ago

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    I asked EP what they honestly thought of me and I got, nice, self conscious, bipolar, good, smart, etc.I want to change my behavior on EP but I feel if I act "normal", Ill be...
    ChelseaMonroe ChelseaMonroe 22-25, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I'm not a werewolf but i was saved by one and i want to pay her by helping any werewolves. it doesn't have to be a pack i just want to help you because i know your good.
    Frostwolf101 Frostwolf101 22-25, F 1 hr ago

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    I know this a model, but I want to have the body just like this and it is very inpsiring for me to be a woman
    wtbwoman wtbwoman 41-45, T 4 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    looking to have some fun with a girl on Skype I'm feeling rather horny and I want to show my junk and see some girls junk
    LonelyGuy450 LonelyGuy450 16-17, M 2 hrs ago

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    Today is one of those days where I wish I was three times my size. Just taking up a two seater couch, grazing on fatty foods and caressing my rolls. I wish I could just burst out...
    enplumpen enplumpen 31-35, M 3 hrs ago

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    i want to be loved by a good man someone who will take care of me and be there for me and not play childish games with me take care of me and our future kids. that's all i ask for...
    Proud102315 Proud102315 18-21, F 4 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I want to fight. My boyfriend knows many ways to fight but in don't want to ask for his opinion right now. He gets street fights a lot cause he is often envied and I want to learn...
    Arietis3302 Arietis3302 13-15, F 3 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    No i won't be, i refuse to be a verbally abusive lazy alcoholic. Who didn't want kids but had them anyways.
    PanHead1989 PanHead1989 26-30, M 6 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I'm out with my friends, but not with my family. I think my sister knows but won't ask until I say something. I don't want to tell my family cause they're Christian and I'm scared...
    mooshu13 mooshu13 13-15, M 4 hrs ago

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    I am a cosplayer an expert one but I just wish people would understand. it seems that they would prefer a grow up get a job and do it until you get old to retire then die. but that...
    SladeTheLegend SladeTheLegend 18-21, M 4 hrs ago

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    Hi everyone I want to be friends with all of ya!!
    Sophia1602 Sophia1602 13-15, F 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I want to be the slave of a mistress who will control me
    wraththedeadlysin wraththedeadlysin 13-15, M 5 hrs ago

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    Any one want an online relationship with 39 year old man ?
    paulosgood paulosgood 36-40, M 5 hrs ago

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    Somehow I've always wanted an online friend. I don't know why, it's just always been a desire of mine. In the books and movies, they always have those friends they've never seen...
    mixtapes mixtapes 16-17, F 6 hrs ago

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    I'm a 14 year old boy and im tired of being slim ive always wanted to be fat so I have decided to do it I have gained 15lbs so far and I and I want to reach at least 200+
    lad368 lad368 13-15, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    The feeling of not wanting waking up and going outside the bed, as if it hugs you none stop and protects you with it's warmth.
    ninacu ninacu 18-21, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    Some days ago, I wrote here while being on edge. While writing it I felt powerless. I can tell after reading your warm comments, it made my power come back to me again. It made me...
    ninacu ninacu 18-21, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    I wish there were away that freaky Friday could actually exist so that all these girls that want to be boys and all these boys that want to be girls could do a body swap! You have...
    JoanieNewHampshire JoanieNewHampshire 61-65, T 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    How to Decide What to Do with Your Life ( this is lifehacker's post btw im just copied it here because i liked it alot ) When you're young, the world is your oyster and...
    deeptastic deeptastic 18-21, M 9 hrs ago

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    I just want someone to send me stories that will turn me on and make me wet.
    ohwowitselliot ohwowitselliot 16-17, T 9 hrs ago

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    I verrrrrryyyy bored so guys, who wants to face time??????
    BrieAnnak BrieAnnak 13-15, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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