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I Want a Taser

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    COPS

    Have you not seen the Tazed and Confused specials of COPS?!?!   Of course I want a tazer. And I want the pink one in the avatar for this group. Someone put in a good word for me with Santa. 
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 11 Responses Nov 23, 2008

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    If Not a Taser...

    If you're in the market for a taser, you might also consider a friendlier alternative... Me. Ask around, I make great protection.
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M 19 Responses Nov 20, 2008

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    Additional Benefits

    Not only is it a cool device, but it would definitely improve my dating life.
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny 26-30, M 6 Responses Mar 14, 2009

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    Taser Pain

    When I got this as an email, I laughed so much I cried!!!!! This one needs a warning label on it to buckle your seatbelt so you don’t fall on the floor from laughing so hard.       Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 14, 2009

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    I Need One

    I just don't feel safe at night when I go to safeway or anywhere. I don't feel safe when I have my back the parking lot.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 20, 2008

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    I'd Love Owning A Taser

    It can be my savior.
    Marowit Marowit 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 4, 2009

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    FYI Need to Know!!!

    If you're tasing somebody with a normal handheld taser, and they manage to grab a hold of you anythere, touch your body at all while being tased, it'll go right on through to you!!  Good to know.  I'd go for one of the taser guns that shoot the little taser barbed...
    whippingirl whippingirl 22-25 2 Responses Nov 19, 2008

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    For Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays

    Two triple year 9 lessons on a Monday One triple year 9 lesson on a Tuesday Three double year 8 lessons on a Thursday       nuf said
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 21, 2008

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    I Want It. I Need It.

    I saw info on this once before.  Being single and alone, it would be a really good thing to have on hand.  In fact, I should buy one for each of my 4 daughters.  There's only one problem, I would be too dangerous with one.  I would use it when needed, but...
    WarriorMom WarriorMom 51-55, F 13 Responses Nov 20, 2008

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    I Want One For Protection

        i sometimes want a taser at work . i feel very scared at night sometimes . i will be counting alot of money and they know i am in charge of the safe . afraid of who is going to come to the door . or what is going to happen . that is why i am constantly doing...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 6, 2009

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    Go Taser Yourself!

      A EP peep sent me this story and I liked it so much I decided to share it!  ...
    PeaceOnEarth PeaceOnEarth 46-50, F 12 Responses Nov 19, 2008

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    Yes!

    Oh the joy I could get out of a taser..
    Arorin Arorin 22-25, M 15 Responses Sep 21, 2010

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    Dang. I want someone I can just connect with. I want someone I can cuddle with and watch netflix. I want someone who'll go to the gym with me. I want someone who I can go for...
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    They don't. And I mean friends, family, ect. I'm not as worried about not having boys after me or wanting to talk to me. I just want to be some bodies one person they want around...
    Kmarcum99 Kmarcum99 13-15, F Jul 27

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    I would rather be an unattainable fantasy. Than an attainable monotony. We want what we don't have. And we despise what we do have. If I remain in the realm of being anothers...
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    1) My name is Nishant. I'm from Kathmandu, Nepal. 2) I'm an INFP. 3) I love The Doors, they are my absolute favourite band. Followed by Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Grateful Dead...
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    Right now. I don't want anything, Except to disappear. Not to have to see, or hear, or smell, or taste, or be a part of anything. I just want to stop existing. But I don't want to...
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    If we can't be idiots together, and do normal friend things, for example: Sleep overs where we watch movies, make forts, eat junk food, etc etc. Our relationship isn't going to be...
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    I don't want a relationship based solely on sex. I want a relationship where we truly care for one another, where we share sorrows and joys, where we want to spend time together...
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    I want to be shut away from the world In my twisting and hurling hurricane I want to close my eyes and let it carry me wherever it wants to I want the water to engulf me and fill...
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    I'm 14 and weigh 87 pounds and I'm a female. My 10 year old sister is 70 pounds. She's always calling me twig and skinny and so are her friends and I know they're younger than me...
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    I will never forget you you meant more to me than you could ever know I know we may never meet But I don't need to see your face to know you care I don't want to scare you away...
    crleonard18 crleonard18 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 27

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    I just want someone I can depend on and trust. I have a family and I have acquaintances, but no once I can trust, and no one who would want to listen. I talk to people about their...
    beautyfromthis beautyfromthis 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 27

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