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I Want a Taser

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 53 People

    FYI Need to Know!!!

    If you're tasing somebody with a normal handheld taser, and they manage to grab a hold of you anythere, touch your body at all while being tased, it'll go right on through to you!!  Good to know.  I'd go for one of the taser guns that shoot the little taser barbed...
    whippingirl whippingirl 22-25 2 Responses Nov 19, 2008

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    Taser Pain

    When I got this as an email, I laughed so much I cried!!!!! This one needs a warning label on it to buckle your seatbelt so you don’t fall on the floor from laughing so hard.       Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 14, 2009

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    I Want It. I Need It.

    I saw info on this once before.  Being single and alone, it would be a really good thing to have on hand.  In fact, I should buy one for each of my 4 daughters.  There's only one problem, I would be too dangerous with one.  I would use it when needed, but...
    WarriorMom WarriorMom 51-55, F 13 Responses Nov 20, 2008

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    Go Taser Yourself!

      A EP peep sent me this story and I liked it so much I decided to share it!  ...
    PeaceOnEarth PeaceOnEarth 46-50, F 12 Responses Nov 19, 2008

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    COPS

    Have you not seen the Tazed and Confused specials of COPS?!?!   Of course I want a tazer. And I want the pink one in the avatar for this group. Someone put in a good word for me with Santa. 
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 11 Responses Nov 23, 2008

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    Yes!

    Oh the joy I could get out of a taser..
    Arorin Arorin 22-25, M 15 Responses Sep 21, 2010

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    For Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays

    Two triple year 9 lessons on a Monday One triple year 9 lesson on a Tuesday Three double year 8 lessons on a Thursday       nuf said
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 21, 2008

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    I'd Love Owning A Taser

    It can be my savior.
    Marowit Marowit 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 4, 2009

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    I Want One For Protection

        i sometimes want a taser at work . i feel very scared at night sometimes . i will be counting alot of money and they know i am in charge of the safe . afraid of who is going to come to the door . or what is going to happen . that is why i am constantly doing...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 6, 2009

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    Additional Benefits

    Not only is it a cool device, but it would definitely improve my dating life.
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny 26-30, M 6 Responses Mar 14, 2009

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    If Not a Taser...

    If you're in the market for a taser, you might also consider a friendlier alternative... Me. Ask around, I make great protection.
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M 19 Responses Nov 20, 2008

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    I Need One

    I just don't feel safe at night when I go to safeway or anywhere. I don't feel safe when I have my back the parking lot.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 20, 2008

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    "I want you to want me. I need you to need me. I'd love you to love me. I'm beggin' you to beg me." https://youtu.be/BJs_L7yq5qE Cheap Trick, "I want you to want me"
    oneinawillian oneinawillian 41-45, M 14 hrs ago

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    By a certain age but I want to be married before then or if I get pregnant BEFORE marriage, then I want to get married while pregnant or shortly afterwards. Even if it's just a...
    endlessl0ve endlessl0ve 26-30, F 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    1) My hair is naturally curly 2) I listen all kinds of music, even though I often say I only listen to rap 3) I'm 4'11 4) I've already lived out one of my dream jobs 5) I want to...
    emylauren27 emylauren27 18-21, F 11 hrs ago

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    There are a few things I want.I want to destroy my enemies,become invincible,have the whole world beg me for their lives.I want to ***** butt naked,hunt down weaker animals and...
    KurMujun KurMujun 18-21 4 hrs ago

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    I want to go down on guys and they they can do whatever they want to me. I want a guy to own me and dominate me.
    Smellyjeans Smellyjeans 46-50, M 4 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I want a second child So badly, but my husband wants to wait for a year,and a half, so that way we don't have to postpone our trip to Vegas :( I don't even party! I could make...
    mommashelper mommashelper 18-21 7 hrs ago

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    I hold my pee all the time, even to the point of extreme pain. But I'm never able to lose control. I always have to give in and pee because it hurts too bad and I'm afraid of...
    Winniethepooh23 Winniethepooh23 18-21, F 5 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I hate the feeling of not knowing what to do with yourself or not knowing where to go. The feeling of wanting to be nowhere and wanting to explode into nothing. The feeling that...
    Lynnd520 Lynnd520 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    My husband has cheated on me! He wants an open marriage, but swinger style. Last week he told me that it would turn him on if I cheated on him with another man. Well, recently I...
    Blueeyedbaker Blueeyedbaker 26-30, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I want to have a big family. I want to have a lot of kids and take care of them. I want to be kept constantly pregnant. Taking care of the house, kids and my husband making sure he...
    live2014xxxx live2014xxxx 22-25, F 17 mins ago

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    I've gotten scholarship money, won competitions, and had singing gigs, but never a day of lessons. I want to change that, I know there is more to learn, I want to be great.
    DancesWithUnicorns DancesWithUnicorns 22-25, F 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    I've fallen for a girl that had a fiance but broke off her wedding. We went out on a lunch date and just been talking and texting. The guy she was with I heard treated her like...
    Spiritm Spiritm 31-35, M 17 hrs ago

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    I want to fall, I want to see, what about me?
    dirtydarkness dirtydarkness 26-30, F 3 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I just want someone to hug and laugh at my stupid jokes. Make me feel beautiful and wanted.
    TheStraySWS TheStraySWS 13-15, F 10 hrs ago

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    I feel like I am too selfish of a person to have kids... I will always be this way. Sure, I may look out for others and take a leadership role, but I will forever do things for...
    RocaAzul RocaAzul 18-21, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    I want to be with someone but my life isn't the best at the moment. I want to have a job at least. Maybe even a small apartment with my best friend. Just anything but being with...
    maskedlance maskedlance 18-21 7 hrs ago

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    because i want to be cared and appreciated specially if you are single well i am.It is alot of guys in high school who get dump on most times im not trying to say you are a bad guy...
    TramaleHitEmUp TramaleHitEmUp 16-17, M 7 hrs ago

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    i have a mom a dad two sisters and a dog. both parents have good jobs i have a roof over my head food on the table and a place to sleep. sounds pretty great huh? its not... i dont...
    reii17 reii17 13-15, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    My opinion is women were made to bend over and be breed by any man who wants to breed them wherever they want. Im sorry to the feminists who take offense to it but that is just my...
    Bigben6001 Bigben6001 18-21, M 2 hrs ago

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    Actually....I want 7 1.) "Descensus Averno facilis est" Across my shoulder blades 2.) A flame right under that 3)The Fairy Tail symbol on the right side of my collar bone 4.)A...
    ForeverAloneForeverFriendZoned ForeverAloneForeverFriendZoned 16-17, F 3 Responses 51 mins ago

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    1) I've always wanted to be a doctor since I was 4 years old. 2) My favorite color is Turquoise. 3) I only have one sibling and she's 4 years old. 4) I had my first kiss with my...
    AnonymousJSS AnonymousJSS 13-15, F 20 hrs ago

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    I guess my previous post had made some of them mistaken... Yeah I want to get married.. But not someone from here... I am not planning to settle down with someone from here :)
    MsAttitudez MsAttitudez 22-25, F 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    I want a relationship with a man of any age who's really interested in me and my growth!...
    cvc123 cvc123 16-17, M 20 hrs ago

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    I want a relationship with a man of any age who's really interested in me and my growth!...
    cvc123 cvc123 16-17, M 20 hrs ago

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    Even thought I'm a guy. I am extremely happy to be a girl and love to be a girl and wear female clothing always. I love to go shopping dressed as a female and also to buy female...
    Pinkygir Pinkygir 16-17, M 17 hrs ago

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    Like, really fat. I want my belly to just swell up.
    Profweird Profweird 22-25, M 17 hrs ago

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    Im not really into girls but i do want to kiss a girl. I think it would be much sweeter than kissing a guy.
    CrystalSapphire CrystalSapphire 18-21, F 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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    Wanting to meet new people to call friends in the future :)?
    blackbird2396 blackbird2396 18-21, F 2 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    I live in Cleveland Ohio and I'm a trans girl who wants to be played with
    Tessa1997 Tessa1997 18-21, M 14 hrs ago

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    I live in Cleveland Ohio and I'm a trans girl who wants to be played with
    Tessa1997 Tessa1997 18-21, M 14 hrs ago

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    what are you doing right now, anyone want to talk? I am just on the laptop watching ****. feel free to ask anything.
    jdanyone jdanyone 41-45, M 2 Responses