I Want a Taser

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 58 People


    Have you not seen the Tazed and Confused specials of COPS?!?!   Of course I want a tazer. And I want the pink one in the avatar for this group. Someone put in a good word for me with Santa. 
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    11 Responses Nov 23, 2008

    I Want One For Protection

        i sometimes want a taser at work . i feel very scared at night sometimes . i will be counting alot of money and they know i am in charge of the safe . afraid of who is going to come to the door . or what is going to happen . that is why i am constantly doing...
    deleted deleted
    Aug 6, 2009

    If Not a Taser...

    If you're in the market for a taser, you might also consider a friendlier alternative... Me. Ask around, I make great protection.
    drcynic drcynic
    26-30, M
    19 Responses Nov 20, 2008

    Go Taser Yourself!

      A EP peep sent me this story and I liked it so much I decided to share it!  ...
    PeaceOnEarth PeaceOnEarth
    46-50, F
    12 Responses Nov 19, 2008

    I Need One

    I just don't feel safe at night when I go to safeway or anywhere. I don't feel safe when I have my back the parking lot.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Nov 20, 2008

    FYI Need to Know!!!

    If you're tasing somebody with a normal handheld taser, and they manage to grab a hold of you anythere, touch your body at all while being tased, it'll go right on through to you!!  Good to know.  I'd go for one of the taser guns that shoot the little taser barbed...
    whippingirl whippingirl
    2 Responses Nov 19, 2008

    I'd Love Owning A Taser

    It can be my savior.
    Marowit Marowit
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 4, 2009

    Taser Pain

    When I got this as an email, I laughed so much I cried!!!!! This one needs a warning label on it to buckle your seatbelt so you don’t fall on the floor from laughing so hard.       Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Mar 14, 2009

    For Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays

    Two triple year 9 lessons on a Monday One triple year 9 lesson on a Tuesday Three double year 8 lessons on a Thursday       nuf said
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Nov 21, 2008

    I Want It. I Need It.

    I saw info on this once before.  Being single and alone, it would be a really good thing to have on hand.  In fact, I should buy one for each of my 4 daughters.  There's only one problem, I would be too dangerous with one.  I would use it when needed, but...
    WarriorMom WarriorMom
    51-55, F
    12 Responses Nov 20, 2008

    Additional Benefits

    Not only is it a cool device, but it would definitely improve my dating life.
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny
    26-30, M
    6 Responses Mar 14, 2009


    Oh the joy I could get out of a taser..
    Arorin Arorin
    22-25, M
    8 Responses Sep 21, 2010

    I just made one doesn't rlly hurt just a shock

    idk how much volts Maybe I'll put more in it
    ThatFu3kBoy ThatFu3kBoy
    13-15, M
    Aug 17, 2015
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