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I Want a Taser

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 54 People

    I'd Love Owning A Taser

    It can be my savior.
    Marowit Marowit 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 4, 2009

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    Additional Benefits

    Not only is it a cool device, but it would definitely improve my dating life.
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny 26-30, M 6 Responses Mar 14, 2009

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    If Not a Taser...

    If you're in the market for a taser, you might also consider a friendlier alternative... Me. Ask around, I make great protection.
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M 19 Responses Nov 20, 2008

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    Taser Pain

    When I got this as an email, I laughed so much I cried!!!!! This one needs a warning label on it to buckle your seatbelt so you don’t fall on the floor from laughing so hard.       Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 14, 2009

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    I Want It. I Need It.

    I saw info on this once before.  Being single and alone, it would be a really good thing to have on hand.  In fact, I should buy one for each of my 4 daughters.  There's only one problem, I would be too dangerous with one.  I would use it when needed, but...
    WarriorMom WarriorMom 51-55, F 13 Responses Nov 20, 2008

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    Go Taser Yourself!

      A EP peep sent me this story and I liked it so much I decided to share it!  ...
    PeaceOnEarth PeaceOnEarth 46-50, F 12 Responses Nov 19, 2008

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    I Want One For Protection

        i sometimes want a taser at work . i feel very scared at night sometimes . i will be counting alot of money and they know i am in charge of the safe . afraid of who is going to come to the door . or what is going to happen . that is why i am constantly doing...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 6, 2009

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    Yes!

    Oh the joy I could get out of a taser..
    Arorin Arorin 22-25, M 15 Responses Sep 21, 2010

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    I Need One

    I just don't feel safe at night when I go to safeway or anywhere. I don't feel safe when I have my back the parking lot.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 20, 2008

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    FYI Need to Know!!!

    If you're tasing somebody with a normal handheld taser, and they manage to grab a hold of you anythere, touch your body at all while being tased, it'll go right on through to you!!  Good to know.  I'd go for one of the taser guns that shoot the little taser barbed...
    whippingirl whippingirl 22-25 2 Responses Nov 19, 2008

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    For Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays

    Two triple year 9 lessons on a Monday One triple year 9 lesson on a Tuesday Three double year 8 lessons on a Thursday       nuf said
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 21, 2008

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    COPS

    Have you not seen the Tazed and Confused specials of COPS?!?!   Of course I want a tazer. And I want the pink one in the avatar for this group. Someone put in a good word for me with Santa. 
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 11 Responses Nov 23, 2008

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    Who would've thought... that one lil click on the "Me Too"-button of this group would trigger people, who are most probably male by biology, to send me inappropriate messages...
    Sorfarina Sorfarina 26-30, F 3 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    I hate how we go through so much when growing up and it never seems worth it and it's never what you want and hell I don't even know what I want and every gets confusing and ugh. I...
    ttn159 ttn159 16-17, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    1. I am a girl thus, I have fancy lady parts that I will not send you pics of, so stop asking. 2. I am a Jr. 3. I love olderish movies and music particularly: Ferris Bueller's...
    lindseysway lindseysway 16-17, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    "Why did you have to do what u did 8 years ago? After finding out the the truth not long ago, I've lost the love and respect Ive had for u as a father... U call me even now, saying...
    Pyropanda Pyropanda 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    Some people said "I wish I had your life" But really? Do you really want to have my life? Having/living my life you have to back yourself up because everyones going to point out...
    saffaismail saffaismail 16-17, F 3 hrs ago

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    What would you say? Loads of people seem to be doing this so i guess I will try it too haha! Be honest and not too brutal about flaws haha I want to know so I can maybe try to use...
    Quackimaducky Quackimaducky 16-17, F 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    What do I do in the next few days when I know that a person I am falling for is with someone else, and he is with her TO have sex with her? Knowing every minute of every day that...
    KrisAt KrisAt 31-35, F 3 hrs ago

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    I want to tell him that i miss him. I want to shout it out so it could reach him. I hope the day when i can finally say i am over you comes very soon.
    waruchen waruchen 31-35 33 mins ago

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    People always tell me it's my eyes. But I don't know.. I really want to know what people think of me
    sammylynn333 sammylynn333 16-17, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    I want a fresh start at a new life. I hate my current life, my location, school, people here.
    sammylynn333 sammylynn333 16-17, F 10 hrs ago

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    About 3 years ago my marriage ended, and although the last thing on my mind was and still is a new romantic relationship, I thought that it would be pretty easy to make some new...
    Searchwithin Searchwithin 36-40, M 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    I am ready to have baby , I know I am because I keep having this dream with me and my baby. the plan was to get pregnant with month but its not going as planned. As you all know...
    Allmostcomplete Allmostcomplete 18-21, F 9 hrs ago

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    I want a baby more then anything in the whole wide world. I never thought I be hit by this feeling. It's so strong it actually hurts.. Does anyone elece feel tht way
    rubienu rubienu 26-30 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    Any body in Los Angeles want to chill
    frankie2114 frankie2114 22-25, M 9 hrs ago

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    Message me if you want to talk! I'd love to get to know anyone 😊
    sammylynn333 sammylynn333 16-17, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    1. I once tried eating a cheeseburger with 31 patties. Got about 25 patties in then vomited all over it!! 2. I have a slight phobia over showing people my tongue because once when...
    baconrind baconrind 26-30, M 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    Live in California, New York is my dream place to live. I'm graduating high school. The only way I can think that I'll be able to live there is if I go to school there. Is this a...
    Jakebrum Jakebrum 16-17, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    The view of the Sun rising whilst it rays warm my solar plexus.. The feel of my limp body gentle sinking into warm sand.. Clear blue waters caressing the souls of my feet I...
    maktub1 maktub1 26-30, F 3 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    i think it is just a honest way to have a partner. Both get what they want......
    girltogo14 girltogo14 13-15, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    i want to feel close to someone
    andrewbinwell andrewbinwell 26-30 4 hrs ago

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    This is to my blood father~ "You hurt my mother You made her cry Your such a bastard You made me want to die That was before my step father came Then everything was happy It's...
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Hi everyone I want to be in a REaL pack I'm a real werewolf I'm 13 I'm smart and mature I respect everyone I follow rules
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 3 hrs ago

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    I just want to put this here for people who visit my profile - Please do not message me asking to talk sexually or trade pictures - I won't. also, if you are significantly older...
    graveyardghosty graveyardghosty 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    I want to ask my father," Why did you leave my mother to raise a kid all by herself? Don't you care about us at all?"
    HentaiGirl1992 HentaiGirl1992 22-25, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    so this is a story about the time my friend treated me like her sister so one day I was talking to my best friend and she asked me if i could be her sister for a day and i said...
    Jaidenrachael Jaidenrachael 13-15, T 2 hrs ago

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    so I'm 21m I have loved diapers since I was 14 and have been wearing them on and off since then. Unfortunately my parents found out and hated it, they took me to a therapist, which...
    jetjtut jetjtut 18-21, M 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I want to find a girl that loves the walking dead, likes skateboarding,and can make me laugh. that's pretty much it. go eat a cookie.
    Nickeatsfood65127 Nickeatsfood65127 13-15, M 1 hr ago

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    I want to know so tell me :)
    HRGirl89 HRGirl89 22-25, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I want to talk to someone near me anyone Canada Ontario
    joeyhutch joeyhutch 13-15, M 55 mins ago

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    I want to be naughty with a girl
    peeguy35 peeguy35 18-21, M 1 Response 29 mins ago

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    I want a very good girlfriend. I need her to love me as much as I will love her. I have some things I want for a girlfriend: -I want her to be Caucasian (I love white girls, they...
    YoungSwagTheRapper YoungSwagTheRapper 16-17, M 3 Responses Sep 26

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    I'm 42, and not getting any younger. One of the things on my bucket list is to go to every continent. I've been to two, North America and Europe. I live in america, so there is the...
    treppy42 treppy42 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 26

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    1. I'm a Leo 2. I am a book worm 3. My favourite books are Hush Hush and Thrown of glass 4. I am 17 years young 5. I love wolves 6. I am very creative 7. I am an aunty to seven 8...
    ScarM3 ScarM3 16-17, F Oct 1

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    Did you ever feel like you look around you and feel as though you are surrounded by anger, blame, cynicism, skepticism, judgment, and competition?I want my innocence back.I want to...
    mistletoe41 mistletoe41 41-45, F 2 Responses Oct 2

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