Post

I Want a Taser

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 54 People

    I Want One For Protection

        i sometimes want a taser at work . i feel very scared at night sometimes . i will be counting alot of money and they know i am in charge of the safe . afraid of who is going to come to the door . or what is going to happen . that is why i am constantly doing...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 6, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Want It. I Need It.

    I saw info on this once before.  Being single and alone, it would be a really good thing to have on hand.  In fact, I should buy one for each of my 4 daughters.  There's only one problem, I would be too dangerous with one.  I would use it when needed, but...
    WarriorMom WarriorMom 51-55, F 13 Responses Nov 20, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    FYI Need to Know!!!

    If you're tasing somebody with a normal handheld taser, and they manage to grab a hold of you anythere, touch your body at all while being tased, it'll go right on through to you!!  Good to know.  I'd go for one of the taser guns that shoot the little taser barbed...
    whippingirl whippingirl 22-25 2 Responses Nov 19, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    For Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays

    Two triple year 9 lessons on a Monday One triple year 9 lesson on a Tuesday Three double year 8 lessons on a Thursday       nuf said
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 21, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    COPS

    Have you not seen the Tazed and Confused specials of COPS?!?!   Of course I want a tazer. And I want the pink one in the avatar for this group. Someone put in a good word for me with Santa. 
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 11 Responses Nov 23, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Additional Benefits

    Not only is it a cool device, but it would definitely improve my dating life.
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny 26-30, M 6 Responses Mar 14, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Go Taser Yourself!

      A EP peep sent me this story and I liked it so much I decided to share it!  ...
    PeaceOnEarth PeaceOnEarth 46-50, F 12 Responses Nov 19, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    If Not a Taser...

    If you're in the market for a taser, you might also consider a friendlier alternative... Me. Ask around, I make great protection.
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M 19 Responses Nov 20, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Need One

    I just don't feel safe at night when I go to safeway or anywhere. I don't feel safe when I have my back the parking lot.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 20, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Yes!

    Oh the joy I could get out of a taser..
    Arorin Arorin 22-25, M 15 Responses Sep 21, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I'd Love Owning A Taser

    It can be my savior.
    Marowit Marowit 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 4, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Taser Pain

    When I got this as an email, I laughed so much I cried!!!!! This one needs a warning label on it to buckle your seatbelt so you don’t fall on the floor from laughing so hard.       Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 14, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    My dad was never there for me. He lets me live with him, he feeds me and gets me what I want or need. But that's not really what I want. All I want is a father that has time for me...
    Cwins165 Cwins165 13-15, M 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want a girlfriend who wants to always be around me and talk to me. I always feel neglected but I have needs too. I'm very social and mushy lol I like to flirt and hold my gf...
    pop482999 pop482999 18-21, M 3 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Every single time! I want to speak but I don't know how. Every time! I just want to have a good conversation and be considered 'normal' since I'm the only one who can't socialize...
    AnEverWonderer AnEverWonderer 16-17, F 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want to forget but I can't I wake up crying because I always dream about I want to forget there faces and live my life but I can't I feel like they took my life and now I can't...
    kitty465 kitty465 16-17, F 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm still in recovery and I relapsed a few times already about a week ago I think. Sometimes I want to be fully recovered and other times I never want to end my ednos. School is...
    XxbixtchybellaxX XxbixtchybellaxX 13-15, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Hey Guys. In 2010, I weighed about 330 lbs (150 kg) I was fat and sick and depressed- I had a horrible body image. I started getting fat at about age 16. I was eating loads of...
    Marathoner Marathoner 31-35, M 4 Responses 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    GILRS! Beware of this freak! He is all around the place. Two years ago i got a very nice message in my mail box here it is: "I passed your Profile and I just Wanted to Let You...
    Sealotus Sealotus 31-35, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am almost 18. I want to exchange pics with girls 15 and up preferably. Kik me @... JonMcCallum1996
    Mythik Mythik 16-17 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I find no use in meeting people as very few turn out to be helpful, they just pretend to be friends but apparently they are not.I do know that I am in secured in terms of trust but...
    darkheart93 darkheart93 18-21, M 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Recently I've wanted to cut again. I've been thinking a lot about my parents and how dumb they are. Then just last week my cousin told me that my mom was pregnant when she married...
    JalenFrankie616 JalenFrankie616 13-15, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    So what if I have a different taste in music and celebrities? You have no right to judge me for that. It's my life I choose who and what I want in it. I don't judge you so maybe...
    osnapitzama osnapitzama 16-17, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My name kali i sell my kidney for my house loan plss any want my kidney plsss call me age 25 Blood b positive healthy
    kali555 kali555 22-25, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm really that repulsive..... I know it sounds desperate but I really want a girlfriend...... it almost hurts
    cerberus87 cerberus87 26-30, M 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I don't, well not right now anyway. I was wondering about something, I was wondering about why people who put " I want to die" or "I'm going to commit suicide" and things like that...
    futurediary futurediary 13-15, M 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm not very outgoing or confident and I'm not really a very interesting person in general. My dad is always away, my mother constantly insults me, I'm never the first choice with...
    Lstoneheart Lstoneheart 18-21, F 1 hr ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Idk... My real-life one is falling apart and I'm always lonely :/ I just want a guy or even a girl who's into the same bands and stuff as me
    MrsCarlileAtYourService MrsCarlileAtYourService 16-17, F 1 Response 24 mins ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My life has changed in the last three years four years even five years. It is still changing. Last night for the first time I hit the ignore button on a call from someone I really...
    Chicgeekgal Chicgeekgal 22-25, F 14 mins ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    1. Music an anime are my life 2. I want to be a writer and cosmetologist when I get older 3. I dye my hair once every two weeks it's purple atm 4. I have 1 pet gecko named neon, 1...
    baeily baeily 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Do you believe in love at first sight? Do you believe that in a day you could fall in love? We were like that. I want him back. I want him to care for me again. I want to matter to...
    Wewerethereinthattime Wewerethereinthattime 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Venturing the dating world again ..... A little concerned that my standards and expectations are set a little too high. What is so unfair about looking to date a guy that is...
    WoundedSwan WoundedSwan 31-35, F 3 Responses Jun 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want to tell you, dear Father, that I hate your guts. I hate your manipulative character that makes me think you're always going to be there for me, only for that belief to be a...
    AriGALAXY AriGALAXY 13-15, M Jun 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    The great escape 2 The jet soared across the skies at top speed Zane not wanting to waste anymore time to recuse his teammates. After 2hours of traveling the trio made it to...
    darkwolf19 darkwolf19 18-21, M 2 Responses Jun 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I know this sounds desperate, sad & depressing, maybe even stupid to some. Someone once asked me, what do you want out of a relationship? And I said... Honestly, I just want to...
    dukelostboy25 dukelostboy25 26-30, M Jun 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    This sounds hard and scary! 1. I love people 2 I love love 3 I don't define myself by my accomplishments 4 I wish I could love freely with others wanting me to limit who I love 5 I...
    Flygirl827 Flygirl827 41-45 Jun 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    God I just love babies.... My maternal instinct is so... ugh! My body wants me to have a baby, put it that way :) I want to have at least 3. I want all the experiences. The good...
    WildFlowerChild19 WildFlowerChild19 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Actually, it's what I wanted-at a time. I wanted to be all the people I looked up to. I didn't just want to be like them, I actually wanted to be them. In a way I did. I became...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    This is probably a more common problem than I think.. I want to have an affair, I'm newly married but we have had problems for awhile, my husband is an alcoholic .. I feel...
    danitykane13 danitykane13 26-30, F 3 Responses Jun 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Sometimes I just want to scream. I just want someone anyone to hear me . I want to scratch and scream and scream and scratch. and I want to break all the mirrors that I see , and...
    emmawinterfrost emmawinterfrost 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want to feel my heart pound, hear it slow. I want that shed of innocence and vulnerability. I want to have the warmth flow through my body because my mind can't stop telling me...
    Dancedancedance Dancedancedance 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    There are so many habits I don't want. I do not want to be a typical teenage girl or do what they do. I desperately want to be the exception, but I'm not. I fall for the same thing...
    anotherpasserby anotherpasserby 16-17, F Jul 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Freedom is something all humankind crave. For me, its not the physical freedom that I crave, but the mental one. I come from a family where its abnormal to leave and make your own...
    BillyEmad BillyEmad 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    never had a girlfriend but there was one girl that I wanted as my girlfriend that also wanted our relationship to an open one meaning she wanted to have other lovers. I didn't like...
    beachboy14u beachboy14u 18-21, T 4 Responses Jul 3

    Your Response

    Cancel
    1. I am Canadian 😄😄 2. I love video games 3. I love music 4. My fav colour is purple 5. Can't live without wifi 6. I need food 7. I am selfless to those who are selfless 8...
    Alyzza123 Alyzza123 13-15, F Jul 3

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Well, actually this is the main reason I came to this website... I have a lot in my mind, a lot going on in my life right now, and most of it are things I wouldn't want to be...
    Yasahiro Yasahiro 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 4

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm in love with the idea of having that one of a kind love, but have yet to find it. I have had love but not the kind of love, that cast out your fears and is as comforting as a...
    brightbabyblues4u brightbabyblues4u 36-40, F 4 Responses Jul 4

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I just want to stop worrying 24/7 and just be happy. I want to get away from my parents and move away to a different state so I can just live my dreams. Nobody gets that I want to...
    BriannaMack BriannaMack 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 4