I Want A Trap Door

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    For Those Special Moments ......

    when your teenage son just does what teenage sons do best . Example in case my significant other spent the the equivalent GDP of a third world country on a beauty product which came in a nice wee bag with its  special cloth for removing the compound which was liberally...
    salar1 salar1
    51-55, M
    13 Responses Oct 13, 2009

    When Getting Ready For .....

    cadets how many rooms do,s a boy need ? Apparently Jnr2 needs four!! His bedroom floor for the school  uniform and wet towels!!!  The kitchen to clean his boots !!!The dining room to actually get dressed while watching TV and using his laptop  both left on...
    salar1 salar1
    51-55, M
    14 Responses Dec 15, 2009

    Think I Will Oil The Hinges .......

    Phone bill arrived today ....... Junior 2 has been calling mobiles from the land line again ...... Ordering movies again ......... Significant other is on the war path ..... Junior must have a death wish .
    salar1 salar1
    51-55, M
    10 Responses Nov 3, 2009

    The Concept Of Door Closing ....

    is apparently way beyond the grasp of Jr2 ....... The lounge door he left it open  ...... The door to the lounge containing his mothers Orchid with several full blossoms planted all cozy and nice in a large pot with  moist earth...
    salar1 salar1
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Nov 20, 2009

    In A Moment Of Weakness ....

    I said it , didn't mean to ....... It just came out ...... Instantly regrettable the minuet I said it the silence was deafening  but none the less final ...... Let me set the scene Jnr 1 was 20 on Sunday he and his girlfriend stayed over Saturday and Sunday ...
    salar1 salar1
    51-55, M
    8 Responses Apr 6, 2010
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