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I Want An Ep Bullshitometer

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    I Need A New One : )

    I heard there is an upgrade: Bullshitometer 2013 the **** off series, and I need one right now. The old version served me well considering how much bullshit I managed to avoid. hehehehe
    Euonia Euonia 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 30, 2013

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    I Want A Bullshitometer Installed Here!

    I want one, I want it now, Where can I get it? A Bullshitometer! Measures bullshit! Wonder what I’d find, When I look around, Is this real? Or an illusion gone wrong, The bull I hear, It hurts my ears, The things I see, They hurt the eyes, The way I feel , Smell and taste, Is...
    cndrewdrvr8 cndrewdrvr8 46-50, M Aug 21, 2011

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    Reboot!

    Would like this too, but it would probably crash my computer!!
    mrmoo1231 mrmoo1231 46-50, M Aug 5, 2011

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