Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Want An Ep Bullshitometer

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 133 People

    I Need A New One : )

    I heard there is an upgrade: Bullshitometer 2013 the **** off series, and I need one right now. The old version served me well considering how much bullshit I managed to avoid. hehehehe
    Euonia Euonia 22-25, F Apr 30, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel
    cashetty69 cashetty69 51-55, M Aug 10, 2015

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Reboot!

    Would like this too, but it would probably crash my computer!!
    mrmoo1231 mrmoo1231 46-50, M Aug 5, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Want A Bullshitometer Installed Here!

    I want one, I want it now, Where can I get it? A Bullshitometer! Measures bullshit! Wonder what I’d find, When I look around, Is this real? Or an illusion gone wrong, The bull I hear, It hurts my ears, The things I see, They hurt the eyes, The way I feel , Smell and taste, Is...
    cndrewdrvr8 cndrewdrvr8 46-50, M Aug 21, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    Since I started going out with my partner 4 and a half months ago, I can completely see this lasting between us and is both wanting to settle down together. There's a rather large...
    CiorstaidhNicAnToisich CiorstaidhNicAnToisich 18-21, F 1 Response 48 mins ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I really want to find someone who wants a baby. I would love for our bodies and souls to be connected to create a little heart beat. I want to watch her belly grow and know she is...
    lilredheadbaby lilredheadbaby 26-30, M 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Sick day as a toddler teen One day a few months back I woke up not feeling well. ACHOO! I sneezed without covering my mouth. Most toddlers I see do not cover there mouths when...
    coalburn coalburn 16-17, F 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm a INFP personality.I have this complex mind and I get frustrated way easily.I'm much a thinker than a talker.I hate small talk but I'm very good at talking what I'm passionate...
    felicia123angel felicia123angel 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    When you want to show both your feminine and masculine side
    lesbianpeter lesbianpeter 18-21, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want to make my dream of setting up my own animal charity a reality
    charlotte8482 charlotte8482 13-15, F 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Maybe the reason I can't go through with coitus isn't because I'm worried about accidents. Maybe the reason all the intimate stuff feels forced is because it is. Maybe I can't do...
    istillknownothing istillknownothing 22-25, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want to build a legacy. something grand for generations to revel on, I want to be what they told me about my mamue. or about the woman I am named from. I want to have those...
    4rae2 4rae2 22-25, F 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    All I can think about at work is where I want to go and what I am going to do with my silly little life. So many options.. So little money or support to help me but I will manage...
    DrewLikesToCuddle DrewLikesToCuddle 18-21, M 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Woke up desperate to pee! Anybody want to chat and control me??
    N2p1987 N2p1987 26-30, M 7 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It is that feeling where you want nothing more than to be with her, you want to grab her by the waist pull her close, kiss her deep, and never let go. You want to let your passion...
    TexasBrian TexasBrian 36-40, M 8 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I never want to have children. For some people it seems like an impossible concept that a female does not to mother children. It is an individual choice, some women want to have...
    moonlightflower moonlightflower 22-25, F 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want to see rainbows and butterflies Every time I close my eyes And reserve the right to be mesmerised, By the pure delight that awaits me every night; Waking up in the morning...
    nivanvc nivanvc 36-40, M 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want you to love the way I laugh. Let it seep into your skin and warm your bones. Draw it out of me whenever you can. I want you to fall in love with my big, dark eyes. I want...
    cmyk323 cmyk323 36-40, F 5 Responses Jan 28

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Every day, I feel more and more like I belong nowhere. My soul is broken up and scattered across the wind, and it is there that I want to chase it. Not at school, not at home...
    ViperaStellaris ViperaStellaris 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want to be in your presence, I want the simplicity of being with you whether our time is spent in total silence or full of laughter. I want to be able to catch a glimpse of your...
    cmyk323 cmyk323 36-40, F Jan 26

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Rite now im 19, and my gf is 15. We are deeply in loveee, it seems like we been dating forr years. Wen we first, she had a bf but I liked her wanted her. We still kinda but then...
    Legend1boyy Legend1boyy 18-21 1 Response Jan 26

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I just want someone to beat the crap out of me outside whilst it's raining. I think it will make me feel better. I want to be bruised and black eyed. I want the grit on the asphalt...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 25

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want someone that is going to be a nerd and a weirdo with me. Someone that stays up late having profound conversations and likes talking about nothing at all too. Someone who...
    cmyk323 cmyk323 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 24

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Place your hand over your heart. You feel that? That is called purpose. You’re alive for a reason, so don’t ever give up.The person who completes suicide, dies once...
    Grace2U Grace2U 66-70, F Jan 23

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I don't want kids. I really truly don't. I never have. When I was little, five or six, I told my mom I do not want kids. I still don't. She says I'll change my mind, but I doubt...
    13ookworm 13ookworm 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Before I got married I told my wife I'm not sure if I want kids. Honestly, I don't want kids. My wife wanted kids and I started to see a shrink to talk about my issues. Well lo...
    chanta76 chanta76 31-35 Jan 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I don't hate kids. It's okay if people have them. But for me, I have a list of worries on why I don't want kids.1) Bad Pregnancy - I can be doing all the right things, exercising...
    FashionQueen86 FashionQueen86 26-30, F Jan 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    But then, who is? It's very rare to find anyone who actually gets to where they wanted to go by this point. No reason to moan about it, though. When I was a little kid I'd imagine...
    HuntressX23 HuntressX23 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Just a few things on my list..... Someone with a sense of humor, who can laugh at himself. Someone who can love my kids & be a good male role model for them. Someone with...
    MyKidsAreMyWorld MyKidsAreMyWorld 36-40, F 6 Responses Jan 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want to be a girl I want to grow my hair very long It's not like I want to be a girl I want long hair n my parents don't allow me so I wish I'm girl having long hair I like...
    vidyaaa vidyaaa 16-17, F Jan 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    This song is for someone very special and amazingly pretty! Girl, it's been a long time that we've been apart Much too long for a man who needs love I miss you since I've been...
    sunrise011 sunrise011 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want to talk to you. I really do. A day without asking something feels so blue. When I send that message though, the feelings changed. No, I resist the shift and deny the pain...
    Tripnotic Tripnotic 18-21, M Jan 21

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want to break up with my boyfriend. The only reason I want to is because he is taking our relationship wayy too far. He is always talking about how we will move in together, how...
    Jgummy123 Jgummy123 16-17, F 6 Responses Jan 20

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Ever since I was a little boy, my imagination has been one that is vivid. Growing up, my mother would read me bed time stories and I would be able to imagine them in such a real...
    Vestaxe Vestaxe 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 19

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have wanted to pose for a figure drawing class and have applied at several night classes and a few college classes with only one result..a night class with seven "Artists". I...
    phph phph 66-70, M 2 Responses Jan 19

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Ten things I don’t like 1. Toilet doors where you can’t see if it’s actually locked or not. I want to SEE that nobody is going to come in at the very worst moment. I want...
    splashUK2014 splashUK2014 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 19

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It's a tad pathetic to admit, even on EP, but I dreamed of being Miss America when I was 5 and to this day, still feel like my mind, or maybe more precisely, my soul is best...
    mickitg mickitg 41-45, T 1 Response Jan 19

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I know this may sound bad. But it started as a fantasy of wanting to have pregnancy risk sex. The more I realize I want to do this I am thinking maybe I just want to get pregnant...
    amberdoll95 amberdoll95 18-21, F 23 Responses Jan 18

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My tickle fantacys involve, 1) Tickle Interrogation. i have information sensitive to a specific program that i absolutly cannot give up, so they tickle me for it and at first i...
    Rizzouh Rizzouh 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 18

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My fiance cheated on me. Not physically but might as well be that way.... He'd hide it from me, come home straight to me and look me dead in the eye to act like he really cared for...
    LUzunov LUzunov 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 16

    Your Response

    Cancel