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I Want An Ep Bullshitometer

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    I Need A New One : )

    I heard there is an upgrade: Bullshitometer 2013 the **** off series, and I need one right now. The old version served me well considering how much bullshit I managed to avoid. hehehehe
    Euonia Euonia 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 30, 2013

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    Reboot!

    Would like this too, but it would probably crash my computer!!
    mrmoo1231 mrmoo1231 46-50, M Aug 5, 2011

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    Hindsight... Wonderful

    If I only knew then what I know now.Taken in, sucked in, taken for a ride!I am now allergic to bullshit of any kind, from anyone....I can smell you and your aroma from miles away, regardless of who that aroma belongs to.Thank goodness for that one final comment you made that I...
    PhoenixM4 PhoenixM4 46-50, F 3 Responses Aug 30, 2013

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    Anyone wanna judge me? I want honest criticism and if anyone is intested in my looks shoot me a message we could be friends
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    Anyone wanna judge me? I want honest criticism and if anyone is untested in my looks shoot me a message we could be friends
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