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I Want An Ep Bullshitometer

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    I Need A New One : )

    I heard there is an upgrade: Bullshitometer 2013 the **** off series, and I need one right now. The old version served me well considering how much bullshit I managed to avoid. hehehehe
    Euonia Euonia 22-25, F Apr 30, 2013

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    cashetty69 cashetty69 51-55, M Aug 10

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    Reboot!

    Would like this too, but it would probably crash my computer!!
    mrmoo1231 mrmoo1231 46-50, M Aug 5, 2011

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    I Want A Bullshitometer Installed Here!

    I want one, I want it now, Where can I get it? A Bullshitometer! Measures bullshit! Wonder what I’d find, When I look around, Is this real? Or an illusion gone wrong, The bull I hear, It hurts my ears, The things I see, They hurt the eyes, The way I feel , Smell and taste, Is...
    cndrewdrvr8 cndrewdrvr8 46-50, M Aug 21, 2011

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    I do...shes far away and weve broken off chatting, but I still think of her everyday and still want her. But I understand her reasons for going on and want her to be happy.
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    I suffer from Social Anxiety, so when I meet someone new, I get ecstatic. I want to pour my heart out to the person. To me, friendships are intimate. When people go out of there...
    awakenstarchild awakenstarchild 18-21, F 29 mins ago

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    I want to be spoiled and pampered and to be treat like a little princess heheh
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    I want to go everywhere. Especially London.
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    I really wanted to go to see The Offspring this summer. The tickets were affordable and they were playing not too far from my home, only a 2-hour drive away. The only problem was...
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    I have always wanted to get a girl pregnant or be with a girl that's pregnant. Never even felt a pregnant belly yet. If your interested in this just shoot me a message and we can...
    owend109 owend109 18-21, M 1 hr ago

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    I have always wanted to get a girl pregnant or be with a girl that's pregnant. Never even felt a pregnant belly yet. If your interested in this just shoot me a message and we can...
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    I have always wanted to get a girl pregnant or be with a girl that's pregnant. Never even felt a pregnant belly yet. If your interested in this just shoot me a message and we can...
    owend109 owend109 18-21, M 1 hr ago

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    I want to be happy I want to feel beautiful I want someone to listen to me I want to be loved I want to love I want to trust I want to forgive I want to forget I want my daughter...
    dv8tn dv8tn 31-35, F 1 hr ago

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    "Come to me,sweetheart" Stay close tonight before this moment is stolen let me cover you with passionate kisses. Read my eyes,hear the whispers "You are only mine" hums the bird...
    winterfall winterfall 36-40 2 hrs ago

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    My k is Lloydro if anyone wants to chat
    Damatros Damatros 31-35, M 2 hrs ago

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    I am a former teen runaway. A long story shortened. My stepmom was bi polar before we even knew the term existed. She was pregnant and married at 14. Because of this she had...
    LAstreets LAstreets 46-50, F 2 hrs ago

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    It's been a long road of many ups and downs. The excitement of the hopes and maybes. The sadness of the what ifs and negative results. All the work put in to eat this and that...
    St4rbright St4rbright 26-30, F 2 hrs ago

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    I was struggling big time having been seperated from my now ex wife. She was in a relationship &it down spiraled me into a very dark place. Alone,scared,confused I wanted out...
    Sugasug Sugasug 41-45, M 2 hrs ago

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    Hi im single gay n proud lol im new to this and i kust wanna look for a guy quite like me not exact but my type i like guys my age im 13 i dont care if ur brave or weak or muscular...
    Gaylover01 Gaylover01 13-15, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    This really isn't an article but actually an answer by Marcus Geduld to the question "What do you do if you're 24 and have wasted a lot of time?" on Quora.com. Enjoy! "It may...
    light108 light108 13-15, F 3 hrs ago

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    any one in Michigan that wants to runaway I don't wanna go alone one person or a group would be nice and if anyone has a car. I'm ready to leave and start a new life
    Amberpayne1717 Amberpayne1717 13-15, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    .....i only use this tactic when dealing with street thugs or the 5-0. otherwise, if you are a "true" friend you don't have to give me anything and I'd be more than happy to give...
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I'm completely empathetic with you. I've wanted that all my life but have yet to be told it by someone who wasn't either fantasizing, or lyng. I think it's wonderful that you...
    h20nozzleman h20nozzleman 66-70, M 4 hrs ago

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    I'm completely empathetic with you. I've wanted that all my life but have yet to be told it by someone who wasn't either fantasizing, or lyng. I think it's wonderful that you...
    h20nozzleman h20nozzleman 66-70, M 4 hrs ago

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    I'm completely empathetic with you. I've wanted that all my life but have yet to be told it by someone who wasn't either fantasizing, or lyng. I think it's wonderful that you...
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    I'm completely empathetic with you. I've wanted that all my life but have yet to be told it by someone who wasn't either fantasizing, or lyng. I think it's wonderful that you...
    h20nozzleman h20nozzleman 66-70, M 4 hrs ago

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    I'm completely empathetic with you. I've wanted that all my life but have yet to be told it by someone who wasn't either fantasizing, or lyng. I think it's wonderful that you...
    h20nozzleman h20nozzleman 66-70, M 4 hrs ago

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    I'm completely empathetic with you. I've wanted that all my life but have yet to be told it by someone who wasn't either fantasizing, or lyng. I think it's wonderful that you...
    h20nozzleman h20nozzleman 66-70, M 4 hrs ago

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    i want to dye my hair again but i can't decide between red and green.
    Territowel Territowel 26-30, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    My entire life I've always been last priority. With my friends, especially with my family. I've always taken care of everyone else when no one has wanted to take care of me. I'm...
    Littlewolf23 Littlewolf23 22-25, F 4 hrs ago

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    I was looking forward to retirement or just slowing down in my profession. But then multiple sclerosis put a stop to that. I am now on disability recovering from a broken hip and...
    Szeliga Szeliga 61-65, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I am writing a book, have 480+ pages now, I am feeling highly motivated, I want to get it published=)
    nicky411 nicky411 18-21, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I plan on having both shoulders covered, partially down my arms in a semi-sleeve. I want something big across my upper back, like wings or something haven't decided. And I want...
    RenegadeKay RenegadeKay 18-21 6 hrs ago

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    I want to run away like is horrible and i feel alone. I feel lost, i need a runaway group.
    zombiedragon16 zombiedragon16 16-17, M 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    UK doms under 25 message me please, I want to be someone's little *****
    younggayslaveuk17 younggayslaveuk17 18-21, M 6 hrs ago

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    I need to wear them, fortunately I want to wear them too.
    Stillwetshisbed Stillwetshisbed 46-50, M 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I want to find friends who like the same things I do
    JayTheU JayTheU 18-21, M 7 hrs ago

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    I want a woman, not a girl. A woman that will dominate me and make me her little play thing
    SteelNettt SteelNettt 18-21, M 7 hrs ago

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    Never have, at least for the experience (want it to be with someone I would like though).
    asert12345678 asert12345678 31-35, M 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I want a master in real life to dominate me, any age around 18 and below. I am new to it all, and would want to meet up and serve you so be near London or South East, I'm 17 btw
    younggayslaveuk17 younggayslaveuk17 18-21, M 7 hrs ago

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    I don't know i seems can't madly in love no more. I've loved once, first love that wasn't sweet at all. He didn't love me back even he hated me just because he knew i had a feeling...
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