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    Icky Cracker Alert

    I had a coupon for Pepperidge Farm's new "Jingos" crackers (Yes, they're really called Jingos!) so I tried them.Ick.The flavor-dust stuff is tasty, but the crackers have no taste whatsoever. Once the dust was gone, it was like eating crunchy cardboard.Ick.
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Oct 29, 2012

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    Stupid Joke Warning!

    Warning: Do not read this post if you lack a sense of humor and/or you have an aversion to stupid jokes and grade-school humor. Q:  What's brown and sticky?A:  A stick.Q:  What do you call an elephant in the refrigerator?A:  Stuck.Q:  How do you catch a unique rabbit?A...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Oct 26, 2012

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    Supper Tonight

    Subway veggie sub...and perhaps a cookie or two...(Om nom nom!)
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Oct 19, 2012

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    Another Cool Story....

    It's time for another cool story, so everybody gather around and listen to what I have to tell you.Once upon a time there was this cool, sexy, awesome, amazing, funny and yet very smart guy. And he was part of a social site called Experience Project, and on that site he wrote...
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Oct 31, 2012

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    Musings part 3 As nick

    and polyphion race towards Olympus nick yells to polyphion " so how is your mother " polyphion just went faster later as they were about to mount Olympus polyphion stops nick and says " you need to get changed into something respectable" " ok ok " he was in a blazer with nice...
    Larrytalbot Larrytalbot 18-21 Jan 20

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    Cats: Wednesday

    This morning Lady Cat was waiting at the door when I was leaving. She let me pet her, then tried to send me headlong down the porch stairs by doing the ankle-winding thing.  I can almost hear her explaining to the two littlest kittens:  "Now this is how you drive a human crazy...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Oct 24, 2012

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    Merry?

    Tonight I saw a house all decked out with Christmas lights. Pretty as they were, it seems a shade early...Merry Thanksgiving?
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Nov 8, 2012

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    Score!

    I hit a sale at my favorite thrift store, all the clothes you can stuff into a grocery bag (the flimsy plastic ones, alas) for $5.I scored 5 new shirts...and the only reason it was that low a number is that no other garments tickled my fancy.I went in knowing I needed long...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Nov 9, 2012

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    Music City Weather

    74 degrees, not much wind. Partly cloudy.In other words, effing GORGEOUS!!!  Fall foliage is near peak...I love living here!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Oct 16, 2012

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    Name That Musical!

    The quote (each line said by a different character):"But I burn, Mr. A!""So do I, Mr. J!""You?""You do?""John, who'd have thought it?!"
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 19, 2012

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    Winter Coat

    Gotta love the first time wearing a winter coat for the season. I did today, and when I dug into the pockets, found a Dunkin' Donuts receipt...from January 12, 2012!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Oct 28, 2012

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    124 Down, A Long Way To Go.

    I like EP, but I'm not the world's greatest story teller. My stories get an abysmally low amount of views, except the story I wrote about my first time having sex. EP is a place where people complain about other people who only have stories about sex in their profiles, yet they...
    barryseaweed barryseaweed 36-40, M 1 Response Nov 3, 2012

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    Monday, October 22, 2012

    In my art class today I was presented with a good-sized canvas (I'd guess 14x17 inches) and told to have fun! Before the class was over I'd sketched in what I want to do with it...this one will be my biggest painting to date.Yay!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Oct 22, 2012

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    Avoiding Housework

    I really need to be tidying up. Or sweeping.  Or folding Mt. Laundry.Nah.  I think I'll poke around EP some more.  :P
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Oct 30, 2012

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    I Walked Out The Door...

    I walked out my front door at 8:05 this morning.I walked (staggered) back through it a few minutes ago. At 7:00 PM.It was an incredible day...but holy beans it was long!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Nov 3, 2012

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    Free Samples In The Mail

    Early this year, I signed up for online free samples. Today, I just got a box full of free samples. I got small bottles of shampoo and conditioner, pads, and tampax in small box, Bounty paper towel, and Tide pods (they are round things you put in the washer, and is supposed to...
    LittleLena LittleLena 36-40, F Nov 26, 2012

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    This Space

    I want to post a story here today. I want to say something witty and amusing.But I'm coming up blank.So this space intentionally left blank :P
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Nov 7, 2012

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    Not Much, But It's Something To Post

    I wonder...do mules insult each other by saying "You're stubborn as a human!"???
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Oct 15, 2012

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    Good Morning

    Not sure how awake or coherent I am yet...but it's morning and it's gonna be a good one. So there!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Oct 16, 2012

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    I Want...

    I saw a lady today with a cobalt blue glass water bottle.I want one!!!!It was the kind with the little hinge-thingeys holding a cork in place to close it, no fumbling with a screw-on lid. And no dropping lids on filthy floors when my hands don't want to work.  And no toxic...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Nov 3, 2012

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    Ballerina Out Of Control

    It was round about 1985, as I recall. My first wife and I had decided to accept the invitation of friends to spend a week at their house at Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Our second night there, everyone had turned in early to try and catch up on some rest after having partied...
    samedeepwater samedeepwater 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 28, 2013

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    Short And Sweet

    Night, night Everyone, Sweet Dreams and may your day tomorrow be filled with Love, Laughter and Peace.
    Behopefull Behopefull 46-50, F 1 Response Nov 3, 2012

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    Musings part 2 As Jill

    and nickolas were flying over the Atlantic Ocean she asked nick " wouldn't it have been quicker through the pacific" yeah but I like the scenic route" said nick , less than an hour later they were in Greece in an open field with no one around close to a mountain " where I was...
    Larrytalbot Larrytalbot 18-21 Jan 20

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    Finally!

    I have been cold all effing day. It was cold at the bus stop.  Some folks had windows open on the bus itself, so that was cold too.Every room I entered at church was cold.  Fellowship Hall, entryway, powder room...the sanctuary was (as one pastor so colorfully put it) like a...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Nov 4, 2012

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    Crazy Making

    "Why do you want me to stay? You just admitted you don't love me." "Because I need you." "But I need to be with someone who loves me. " "But I need you." "Why do you need me if you don't love me?" "Because you love me. "
    GalileosFinger GalileosFinger 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 26, 2012

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    Awwww....

    A whole family of stray cats decided to spend the afternoon on my front porch. Me and Roomie 2 agreed that if we could get away with it, we'd take at least a couple of them in.Sadly, our lease forbids pets, so all we could do was observe from inside and play outside.
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Oct 23, 2012

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    Dinner?

    I had planned on making pancakes tonight, but I'm tired and just don't feel pancake-y. Maybe I'll do something pasta-ish instead.Edit: I went with pancakes.  The stove was warm and I was still chilly.
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Nov 4, 2012

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    Boo!!!

    Joke time!Q: Why do witches wear black pointy hats?A:  Well what should they wear, fedoras?Happy Halloween, y'all!!!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Oct 31, 2012

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    Musings part six As they were returning to

    the hotel Jill asked " hey can I fly you sleigh " nick replied " chariot I'm not Santa Claus " " whats the difference " Jill asked " a lot actually for one thing a chariot has wheels a sleigh has skis" Nick said " oh how could I be so wrong thinking you were Father Christmas...
    Larrytalbot Larrytalbot 18-21 Feb 3

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    Musings part 4 As nickolas left Olympus he

    started to calm down as he neared the hotel him and Jill agreed to meet at he parked his chariot in a secluded Parking lot changed his clothes back and started to walk towards the hotel when he got to their room he hugged Jill and said " so would you like me to explain anything...
    Larrytalbot Larrytalbot 18-21 Jan 21

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    Once Upon A Time....

    Once upon a time far far away in another great place here on earth, they we're four guys who started a little band called The Doors, and after they released their first album, they took the world by storm and owned it.~The End~
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Oct 26, 2012

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    Musings part 5 The early morning

    after there was a loud there was a loud knock on the door waking nickolas and Jill up and when nick opened the door a short woman was standing outside she had very dark skin and black hair and was big for her height she looked over nick who was still in his underwear and a shirt...
    Larrytalbot Larrytalbot 18-21 Jan 26

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    Dinner Tonight....

    Burritos with homemade Spanish rice. I kind of overdid the chili powder in the rice; it's *cough* a bit warmer than I intended...Wait...Spanish rice?  Aren't burritos more-or-less Mexican?
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Oct 20, 2012

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    One Hundred?

    Did we make it to 100 stories here?Am I #100?Woohoo!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Nov 1, 2012

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    This story story will be sort of like Greek

    myths I just got and finished a book on them so here we go Musings A woman was walking through the large university library in a small town in California , books of all shapes and sizes and a few that seemed out of place but she didn't fix them her name was Jill Morgan and...
    Larrytalbot Larrytalbot 18-21 1 Response Jan 18

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    Yikes?!

    Today the bus I was riding nearly sideswiped a cop car!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Oct 21, 2012

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    Checking In, 10-27-12

    Just dropping into the group to wave and say HI!Wrote roughly 1,500 words on my novel today...brain is fried.Braaaaaaaaaaaains
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Oct 27, 2012

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    Today....

    I SOLD MY FIRST PIECE OF ART!!!!!!!!!And my second, too!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 18, 2012

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    Another Stupid Joke

    Q: What part of the US do zombies like best?(wait for it...)(please don't hate me for this)(ready?)The PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS*ducks and hides*
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Nov 5, 2012

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    Well Really,

    I am trying to reach a goal of my own.I want to join at least 1000 groups and not have a single one with no story to go with it. So far, I think I have over 540 groups, and I believe I do have a story for each of them.
    Serenitree Serenitree 70+, F Oct 18, 2012

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    Oops

    I always have a large glass of water close at hand. Like, we're talking a Tupperware tumbler that easily holds a full liter of water.Today...yep.  You guessed it.  I knocked it over.  Oh well.  I've been needing to mop the floor in here!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Nov 1, 2012

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    Forget-fall

    I was running so hard all day yesterday that at bedtime last night I just crashed. Didn't even think of daylight savings.When I did remember this morning, I had to look at the TV for the correct time.  I guess I'm fortunate; my clock radio, laptop, and phone all auto-set...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Nov 4, 2012

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    Random...

    Good sales at the grocery store today. Pineapple craving scratched!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Oct 17, 2012

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    Election Tomorrow

    Presidential election in the US tomorrow.I'm glad it's almost over. I'm so sick of hearing politics 24/7 I could puke.
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Nov 5, 2012

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    I've never written a expieience aside from one

    about a comic book I bought thought I'd give it a shot this is a story I made up It was a cold December night when a man in a Santa coustume walked down the street and without regard to anything walked through a brick wall into a empty Chinese restaurant and through another wall...
    Larrytalbot Larrytalbot 18-21 Dec 23, 2013

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    Boring Friday

    Today is so boring. I wish that there was a way to spice it up.
    glad42 glad42 22-25 Oct 19, 2012

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    Prints

    I went to a printmaking class today. I've been to a lot of classes/workshops with this lady before, so I just grabbed supplies and started working. Hmmm... Today's work was still wet, but I've got a lot of prints from other classes.  Maybe...back in a few, y'all! *hurries off to...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Nov 2, 2012

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    I'm Sorry

    For some reason some of my stories are double-posting. I'm deleting the repeats as soon as I notice them.
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Nov 4, 2012

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    My record is 20 chocolate milks in one lunch sitting, I'm known as the iron gut in all of the buildings on campus.
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    My entire social life at school was a complete wreck. K-12 was... Well i wish i knew then what i do now about who i am. Basically, Iv always been worried about my image, what...
    SOSinBelAir SOSinBelAir 18-21, M Oct 2

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    I am a totally huge fan of Power Rangers. I have always been since the year 1999 or so. Power Rangers always brought much great memories to me and has been a big part of my life. I...
    Lostcanves95 Lostcanves95 18-21, M Sep 23

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    It's a shame because I'm awesome. I'm quirky and funny and weird. I stuff lavendar in my pockets and can cook cuisine from different corners of the world. I am up for any adventure...
    wingeyes wingeyes 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 4