I Want to Ask You This Riddle

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water.
The bartender pulls out a gun and the man says thank you and leaves.

What happened? Why is the man happy?

"one day a customer brought into the shop of abdul the jeweler six chains, each of which had five links. he wanted the six chains to be joined into one large circular chain and inquired as to the cost. 'well', replied the jeweler...

I was in charge of taking care of my four friends Austru, Bora, Brubu and Chubasco
In my corner I looked out for friend or enemy
Alas the years have not taken kindly to me
And where I trod and turned is all that's left of me.

Who was...

What has a ring, but no finger?

"A married lady with aputated arms," says my BFF Nicole.
I laugh. "A telephone."
I just randomly think of these. "What has no beginning, no end, and no middle?"
"That's easy," Nicole says. "A ball"
I...

I'm something you eat.take away my first letter and I become a crime.
Take away my first and last letter and I'm a type of music. What am I?

A: Grape

"there is a yes/no question i could ask you that, in answering, it would be logically impossible for you to lie! (i'm assuming that you answer either yes or no.) you are forced to tell the truth! what question would work?"...

what object has keys
but opens no locks
space no rooms
and you can enter but not go in

I live longer than life
i have eyes that never see and a body that never moves
you see me but i don't see you

Forward i am heavy
backward i am not
What Am I

"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I...

what has
no beginning
no end
no middle

How is this possible?

22 = 20

I begain and end with "E" but I have only one lettler in it.
What am I?

A: envelope

what happened in the middle of the twentieth century
that will not happen again for 4000 years?

what 4 word road sign can still have 4 proper words, after you remove the first letter off each word.

This is one that I have always liked since I was a child, I enjoy asking this one to people the most. The first time I heard it, it was asked by a woman who was mentally, emotionally and physically trapped.
How do you get out of a room...

"suppose that someone put down a copper coin, a silver coin, and a gold coin and asked you to make a statement, with the understanding that if your statement is true, then you will be given one of the three coins, not saying which...

"a man was being tried for having robbed a caravan. three witnesses came forth and made the following statements:
first witness: the defendant has committed over a dozen robberies in the past!
second witness: that is not true...

What does Xiranrun mean??
It suddenly jumped into my head just know and I can remember taking ages to get it :) Enjoy
 

How many bricks does it take
to complete a building made of brick