Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. What is a mummy's favourite type of music?
A. Rap music.
Q. Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?
A. A scare centre!
Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A man in prison was greeted by a visitor one day and they chatted through the bars for a while.
The visitor left and the man returned to his bunk with a grin on his face.
His cell mate could tell that the mans spirits had been raised by the surprise visit and he asked his cell...
a very rich man was found dead in his study with a knife in his back, faced own on the desk.
His son, distraught with grief, ordered everyone who worked in the house to be interrogated about the death.
Interrogator: what were you doing on the night this man was murdered...
In the room their is a table, chair, 2 doors, and a small hole in the ceiling 12 inches in diameter. Behind one of the doors is an extremely hungry lion that hasn't eaten in a couple of days. Behind the other door is a glass tunnel that magnifies the sun creating temperatures so...
"one day a customer brought into the shop of abdul the jeweler six chains, each of which had five links. he wanted the six chains to be joined into one large circular chain and inquired as to the cost. 'well', replied the jeweler, 'every link i cut open and close costs one...
floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered
there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location
away from everything except for the nearby railway track. What caused the death of Romeo...
teacher, and his teacher Mr. Rogers had enough. “Come here Joe” he said.
“Here is your punishment, I want you to make a statement, if it’s true you get detention, if it’s false you get suspended.”
Q. What did the Joe say that caused him not to get punished at...
track, one of the trains is travelling at 50mph, so is the other one. They are heading towards eachother with no way to escape.
What is most likely to be shouted out by the passengers, is it
B) LOOK OUT!
D) 2 TRAINZ!!
This is one that I have always liked since I was a child, I enjoy asking this one to people the most. The first time I heard it, it was asked by a woman who was mentally, emotionally and physically trapped.
How do you get out of a room with no doors, no windows, nothing in it but...