I Want to Ask You This Riddle

for lovers of riddles. feel free to post your own! 226 People

    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Feb 19, 2015

    Question: A truck driver is going opposite

    traffic on a one-way street. A police officer sees him but doesn't stop him.Why didn't the police officer stop him? Answer: He was walking.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 17, 2015

    This One's Tricky

    A man without eyes saw plums on a tree; He neither took plums, nor left plums, Now how can that be?
    TheOnlyBenis TheOnlyBenis
    22-25, M
    8 Responses Apr 8, 2011

    Q. What game encourages drinking

    and driving? A. Golf
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 18, 2015

    Q: Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz?

    A: She had three men giving her directions.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Apr 19, 2015

    RIDDLE Time I am three letters Take one of i

    become stronger Take two of i become ten What am i?
    slivereyes slivereyes
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jul 20, 2015

    Before church one Sunday,

    a very rich man was found dead in his study with a knife in his back, faced own on the desk. His son, distraught with grief, ordered everyone who worked in the house to be interrogated about the death. Interrogator: what were you doing on the night this man was murdered...
    Countrybae Countrybae
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Mar 17, 2015

    I'll be right under your feet in the midday

    sun. You cannot lose me, no matter how you run. What am I?
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    7 Responses Jan 7, 2015

    Q: What do you call a baby monkey?

    A: A Chimp off the block.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 12, 2014
    miimii0069 miimii0069
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Aug 27, 2015

    Q: How can a pants pocket be empty

    and still have something in it? A: It can have a hole in it.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Feb 15, 2014

    I'll start off with an easy one.

    What has hands, but can't clap?
    Tiana0112 Tiana0112
    16-17, F
    1 Response Mar 7

    Q: A cowboy rides into town on Friday,

    stays three days and leaves on Friday how does he do it?
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    5 Responses Mar 20, 2015

    Chain Links

    "one day a customer brought into the shop of abdul the jeweler six chains, each of which had five links. he wanted the six chains to be joined into one large circular chain and inquired as to the cost. 'well', replied the jeweler, 'every link i cut open and close costs one...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    31 Responses Dec 31, 2007

    3 gay guys walk in a bar,

    there is only 1 seat. Where do the sit?
    brownzugar brownzugar
    18-21, M
    4 Responses Jul 18, 2014

    Bald Fleas Q; What do you call two fleas on

    top of a bald head? A: Homeless
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Mar 13, 2015

    What's long and thin

    and covered in skin. Red in parts and goes in tarts?? A. Rhubarb.
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    Aug 23, 2014

    Riddle- Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the

    floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location away from everything except for the nearby railway track. What caused the death of Romeo...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Feb 13, 2014

    A Man In Prison

    A man in prison was greeted by a visitor one day and they chatted through the bars for a while. The visitor left and the man returned to his bunk with a grin on his face. His cell mate could tell that the mans spirits had been raised by the surprise visit and he asked his cell...
    2IrishPotatoes 2IrishPotatoes
    31-35, M
    5 Responses Feb 4, 2011

    Q. Two children are born on the same day from

    the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible? A. They are triplets.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Feb 11, 2014

    Here is

    one: 2+2=fish 3+3=eight 7+7=triangle Explain.
    comfi comfi
    56-60, M
    Jul 31, 2015

    Riddle: A cloud is my mother,

    the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place and I'm the torment of man. What am I? Answer: Rain
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 24, 2014

    Kids On Playground (Question)

    Q: Those blades that kids have on playgrounds A Hint: 3 letter word :p
    PinkRedKitty PinkRedKitty
    26-30, F
    Oct 20, 2013

    Q. What is a taxidermist's favorite part of

    Thanksgiving? A. The stuffing.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 23, 2014

    Chilling With The Eskimo

    What do eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice? Polaroids!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Nov 30, 2013

    A man is trapped in a room.

    In the room their is a table, chair, 2 doors, and a small hole in the ceiling 12 inches in diameter. Behind one of the doors is an extremely hungry lion that hasn't eaten in a couple of days. Behind the other door is a glass tunnel that magnifies the sun creating temperatures so...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Feb 12, 2014

    How Do You Get Out?

    This is one that I have always liked since I was a child, I enjoy asking this one to people the most. The first time I heard it, it was asked by a woman who was mentally, emotionally and physically trapped. How do you get out of a room with no doors, no windows, nothing in it but...
    Enigma2011 Enigma2011
    18-21, M
    9 Responses Apr 24, 2012
    attcia attcia
    13-15, F
    4 Responses Aug 23, 2014

    did you know,we all just did?

    we merely do.....only making due! what's done is what we made of.........
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 24, 2015

    Dennis

    Guess how Dennis made his millions with just one domestic homing pigeon? He sold the dove for a dollar and it kept coming home a million times!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Nov 12, 2013

    Riddles For Halloween

    Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? A. Because everyone was a goblin! Q. What is a mummy's favourite type of music? A. Rap music. Q. Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work? A. A scare centre! Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument? A...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 31, 2013

    A new riddle for you.

    i have a eye can't see. what am i?
    slivereyes slivereyes
    36-40, F
    6 Responses Jul 21, 2015

    What is black when you buy it,

    red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away ? Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 18, 2014

    Q: If you have 4 apples

    and 3 oranges in one hand, and 3 apples and 4 oranges in the other, what do you have? A: Very large hands!!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 9, 2014

    Road Sign

    what 4 word road sign can still have 4 proper words, after you remove the first letter off each word.
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Sep 13, 2011

    So Joe was once again caught lying to his

    teacher, and his teacher Mr. Rogers had enough. “Come here Joe” he said. “Here is your punishment, I want you to make a statement, if it’s true you get detention, if it’s false you get suspended.” Q. What did the Joe say that caused him not to get punished at...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 19, 2015

    A Little Decipher Riddle

    Please decipher: YY UR YY UB IC UR YY 4ME
    donnana donnana
    46-50
    1 Response Aug 18, 2013
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    5 Responses Jul 14, 2014
    miimii0069 miimii0069
    31-35, F
    Sep 13, 2015
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 25, 2014

    Take the joy out of alive

    and all that remains is a lie.
    Lucienn Lucienn
    22-25, T
    Jul 18, 2014

    People who make it don't want it.

    People who buy it don't use it. People who use it don't know it.
    attcia attcia
    13-15, F
    12 Responses Aug 23, 2014

    Government Vs. Mafia

    What's the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 7, 2013

    There are two trains traveling on the same

    track, one of the trains is travelling at 50mph, so is the other one. They are heading towards eachother with no way to escape. What is most likely to be shouted out by the passengers, is it A) HELP! B) LOOK OUT! C) NOOOO or D) 2 TRAINZ!!
    Harryp0tter Harryp0tter
    16-17, F
    1 Response Mar 6

    there is a tree with 12 pears.

    there are 12 men. Each take a pear. at the end there are 11 pears left on the tree. how can this be?
    Lucylubbsgolda Lucylubbsgolda
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 3, 2015

    If I have it, I don't share it.

    And if I share it, I don't have it. What is it?
    Tiana0112 Tiana0112
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Mar 7
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