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I Want to Ask You This Riddle

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    Q. Two children are born on the same day from

    the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible? A. They are triplets.
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 3 Responses Feb 11, 2014

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    Q: Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz?

    A: She had three men giving her directions.
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 4 Responses Apr 19, 2015

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    Chain Links

    "one day a customer brought into the shop of abdul the jeweler six chains, each of which had five links. he wanted the six chains to be joined into one large circular chain and inquired as to the cost. 'well', replied the jeweler, 'every link i cut open and close costs one...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 31 Responses Dec 31, 2007

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    Chilling With The Eskimo

    What do eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice? Polaroids!
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 2 Responses Nov 30, 2013

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    I have 2 siblings. One is lost.

    Whom do I know better than the other?
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 3, 2015

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    A Baby is learning. She calls her Father

    "Daddy" first and then she calls her Mother, "Mommy" second. Then she learns how to walk. What did she do first? As a result of a mathematical equation, what did she, the baby, learn to do first, subtract? Add? (You can use building blocks to help).
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 3, 2015

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    Road Sign

    what 4 word road sign can still have 4 proper words, after you remove the first letter off each word.
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter 51-55, M 3 Responses Sep 13, 2011

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    What is black when you buy it,

    red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away ? Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 3 Responses Apr 18, 2014

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    Q: What do you call a baby monkey?

    A: A Chimp off the block.
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 3 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    Riddle: A cloud is my mother,

    the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place and I'm the torment of man. What am I? Answer: Rain
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 3 Responses Sep 24, 2014

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    A Man In Prison

    A man in prison was greeted by a visitor one day and they chatted through the bars for a while. The visitor left and the man returned to his bunk with a grin on his face. His cell mate could tell that the mans spirits had been raised by the surprise visit and he asked his cell...
    2IrishPotatoes 2IrishPotatoes 31-35, M 5 Responses Feb 4, 2011

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    Take the joy out of alive

    and all that remains is a lie.
    Lucienn Lucienn 22-25, T Jul 18, 2014

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    So Joe was once again caught lying to his

    teacher, and his teacher Mr. Rogers had enough. “Come here Joe” he said. “Here is your punishment, I want you to make a statement, if it’s true you get detention, if it’s false you get suspended.” Q. What did the Joe say that caused him not to get punished at...
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 1 Response Jan 19, 2015

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    Riddle- Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the

    floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location away from everything except for the nearby railway track. What caused the death of Romeo...
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 3 Responses Feb 13, 2014

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    Before church one Sunday,

    a very rich man was found dead in his study with a knife in his back, faced own on the desk. His son, distraught with grief, ordered everyone who worked in the house to be interrogated about the death. Interrogator: what were you doing on the night this man was murdered...
    Countrybae Countrybae 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 17, 2015

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    Q: If you have 4 apples

    and 3 oranges in one hand, and 3 apples and 4 oranges in the other, what do you have? A: Very large hands!!
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 3 Responses Sep 9, 2014

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    This One's Tricky

    A man without eyes saw plums on a tree; He neither took plums, nor left plums, Now how can that be?
    TheOnlyBenis TheOnlyBenis 22-25, M 8 Responses Apr 8, 2011

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    did you know,we all just did?

    we merely do.....only making due! what's done is what we made of.........
    Rain0069 Rain0069 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 24, 2015

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    Government Vs. Mafia

    What's the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 2 Responses Nov 7, 2013

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    Dennis

    Guess how Dennis made his millions with just one domestic homing pigeon? He sold the dove for a dollar and it kept coming home a million times!
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 3 Responses Nov 12, 2013

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    Halo of water, tongue of wood Skin of stone,

    long I've stood. My fingers short reach to the sky Inside my heart men live and die.
    Arlys Arlys 51-55, M 2 Responses Aug 27, 2015

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    attcia attcia 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 23, 2014

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    miimii0069 miimii0069 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 27, 2015

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    How Do You Get Out?

    This is one that I have always liked since I was a child, I enjoy asking this one to people the most. The first time I heard it, it was asked by a woman who was mentally, emotionally and physically trapped. How do you get out of a room with no doors, no windows, nothing in it but...
    Enigma2011 Enigma2011 18-21, M 9 Responses Apr 24, 2012

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    A new riddle for you.

    i have a eye can't see. what am i?
    slivereyes slivereyes 36-40, F 4 Responses Jul 21, 2015

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    RIDDLE Time I am three letters Take one of i

    become stronger Take two of i become ten What am i?
    slivereyes slivereyes 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 20, 2015

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    Did You Hear

    Q: Did you hear about the person who forgot to pay their exorcist? A: They were repossessed.
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 2 Responses Nov 16, 2013

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    People who make it don't want it.

    People who buy it don't use it. People who use it don't know it.
    attcia attcia 13-15, F 12 Responses Aug 23, 2014

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    Riddles For Halloween

    Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? A. Because everyone was a goblin! Q. What is a mummy's favourite type of music? A. Rap music. Q. Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work? A. A scare centre! Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument? A...
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 3 Responses Oct 31, 2013

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    there is a tree with 12 pears.

    there are 12 men. Each take a pear. at the end there are 11 pears left on the tree. how can this be?
    Lucylubbsgolda Lucylubbsgolda 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 3, 2015

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    Question: A truck driver is going opposite

    traffic on a one-way street. A police officer sees him but doesn't stop him.Why didn't the police officer stop him? Answer: He was walking.
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 2 Responses May 17, 2015

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    A man is trapped in a room.

    In the room their is a table, chair, 2 doors, and a small hole in the ceiling 12 inches in diameter. Behind one of the doors is an extremely hungry lion that hasn't eaten in a couple of days. Behind the other door is a glass tunnel that magnifies the sun creating temperatures so...
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 3 Responses Feb 12, 2014

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    Q. What is a taxidermist's favorite part of

    Thanksgiving? A. The stuffing.
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 2 Responses Nov 23, 2014

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    I'll be right under your feet in the midday

    sun. You cannot lose me, no matter how you run. What am I?
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 9 Responses Jan 7, 2015

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    What's long and thin

    and covered in skin. Red in parts and goes in tarts?? A. Rhubarb.
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Aug 23, 2014

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    Q. What game encourages drinking

    and driving? A. Golf
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 2 Responses Jan 18, 2015

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    Bald Fleas Q; What do you call two fleas on

    top of a bald head? A: Homeless
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 3 Responses Mar 13, 2015

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    Here is

    one: 2+2=fish 3+3=eight 7+7=triangle Explain.
    comfi comfi 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 31, 2015

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    3 gay guys walk in a bar,

    there is only 1 seat. Where do the sit?
    brownzugar brownzugar 16-17, M 5 Responses Jul 18, 2014

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    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 2 Responses Nov 25, 2014

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    Q: How can a pants pocket be empty

    and still have something in it? A: It can have a hole in it.
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 3 Responses Feb 15, 2014

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    Hidden from view, All start this way.

    The futures passage and a good place to play. What am I?
    Arlys Arlys 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 27, 2015

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    Q: A cowboy rides into town on Friday,

    stays three days and leaves on Friday how does he do it?
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 6 Responses Mar 20, 2015

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