Q. Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?
A. They are triplets.
Hospital - Agatha spent several days in the hospital. She wasn't injured, and she wasn't sick, but she did have to be carried out when she left though. Why was she in the hospital...
Riddle - I'm something you eat.take away my first letter and I become a crime.
Take away my first and last letter and I'm a type of music. What am I?
Every day before I go to bed I will post a riddle. Then the next night I will review your responses and give the correct answer, then post another riddle. Whoever gets the most...
By Moon or by Sun
I shall be found
Yet I am undone
If there is no light around
Can you find the eleven hidden colours in the following paragraph:
Many injured animals are invited to live at the 'Toronto Range'. Stop in Kangaroo Corner and marvel at the...
Yes Or No? - "there is a yes/no question i could ask you that, in answering, it would be logically impossible for you to lie! (i'm assuming that you answer either yes or no...
Dennis - Guess how Dennis made his millions with just one domestic homing pigeon?
He sold the dove for a dollar and it kept coming home a million times!
Ferry Trip - A ferry went from Dover to Calais and back with not a single person on board. Yet it was fully booked and boarded. How was this possible?
A man is trapped in a room. In the room their is a table, chair, 2 doors, and a small hole in the ceiling 12 inches in diameter. Behind one of the doors is an extremely hungry lion...
Q: How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
A: It can have a hole in it.
How Do You Get Out? - This is one that I have always liked since I was a child, I enjoy asking this one to people the most. The first time I heard it, it was asked by a woman who...
There are seven girls in a bus. Each girl has seven backpacks. In each backpack there are seven big dogs, and each dog has seven puppies. How many legs are there?
Greater then god more evil then the devil.
We are five little things of a similar sort. You will find us all on a tennis court.
What has corridors and no school filled with children without minds. Which all men only love a single girl.
This Ones Good! - It's 3:00 am when your doorbell rings. You see your parents at the door for breakfast. You weren't expecting them in your cupboard you see you have strawberry jam...
I'm gifted at sensing,
When trouble is near.
And when i am turned backwards,
I am still just as clear.
In a Bar... - A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water.
The bartender pulls out a gun and the man says thank you and leaves.
What happened? Why is the man happy?
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
What is a fish's favorite country?
Will You Get It? - I live longer than life
i have eyes that never see and a body that never moves
you see me but i don't see you
Caravan Thief On Trial - "a man was being tried for having robbed a caravan. three witnesses came forth and made the following statements:
first witness: the defendant has...
Chain Links - "one day a customer brought into the shop of abdul the jeweler six chains, each of which had five links. he wanted the six chains to be joined into one large...
a poor man has this and a rich man needs this. if you eat this, you'll die, but when you die, you take this with you. what is this thing?
A very pretty thing am I
fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate
fragile on the wing
indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?
I am a Butterfly.
What word has three meanings. And means less.
The Word - What does Xiranrun mean??
It suddenly jumped into my head just know and I can remember taking ages to get it :) Enjoy
Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered
there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room...
When you call my name I am no longer there.
Riddles For Halloween - Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. What is a mummy's favourite type of music?
A. Rap music...
Did You Hear - Q: Did you hear about the person who forgot to pay their exorcist?
A: They were repossessed.
Letters - Continue the series: o t t f f s s _ _ _
Road Sign - what 4 word road sign can still have 4 proper words, after you remove the first letter off each word.
I'm called evil , but all I do is tell people to enjoy life and do what they want , why do you have to live a certain way to have fun . I run the world and I will draw people to me...
3 Coins - "suppose that someone put down a copper coin, a silver coin, and a gold coin and asked you to make a statement, with the understanding that if your statement is true...
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
The person who makes it doesn't need it
The person that buys it doesn't need it
The person who uses it doesn't see it
What is it ??
You can play me and pull me,
I love the naive,
I am enjoyable to give,
But bad to receive.
Government Vs. Mafia - What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?
One of them is organized.
The Dyslexic Bank Teller - A Harder Brainteaser -
The IRS owed me a refund. (No, that's not the joke)
They sent me a check in the mail. It's a good thing too. I was absolutely...
The Gry Riddle - "Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is...
If a loop is something you swim in,
And a reward is something you open.
The word lever will provide your answer.
There is a word in the English language in which:
the first two letters signify a man;
the first three signify a woman;
the first four signify a great man;
and the whole word...
Can you decipher the following 80's classic movie?
A Little Decipher Riddle - Please decipher: YY UR YY UB IC UR YY 4ME
Kids On Playground (Question) -
Q: Those blades that kids have on playgrounds
A Hint: 3 letter word :p
Chilling With The Eskimo - What do eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?
Quick! Give a list of last names that you can think of! Lol this is a stupid question but whatever.
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