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I Want to Be a Hit Man

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    I Want To Be Hit Woman

    and take care of all those losers that fight dogs, one by one and never get caught
    analo analo 41-45, F Nov 20, 2012

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    At A Standstill

    I have all the required skills to perform this kind of job, but i lack the connections to find a clientelle, a group i can join that has a clientelle, or the resources to start my own group... if somebody had the resources i would prove a highly reliable, precise, and...
    666anonymous666 666anonymous666 70+, M 2 Responses Aug 14, 2013

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    I use to be a cereal and time killer,but I've put my water guns down. Now I'm a space saver,because there's an energy crisis.call me a freedom fighter I bring the flower power.sister nature.
    lostentranslation lostentranslation 36-40 May 27, 2013

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    Hitman Free Killing

    I'll love to be a hitman but at low pay say $20.00 or it's free need pic of person how i'm going to kill if it's someone you hate i'll take good care of it need mony befor job is asighned
    sadboy2003 sadboy2003 18-21, M 4 Responses Sep 15, 2012

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    Badass Hitman

    and hit on all you hotties ...
    sharpTresHombre sharpTresHombre 41-45, M May 15, 2011

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    On My Way

    Well lets see if you want to be a hitman you will need a few things to achive this goal, 1, Is the ability to take another life, 2, Fake ID and everything that goes along with it, 3, A safe house, a place to store your hidden life, 4, A vehicle that is in perfect working...
    shdwalk67 shdwalk67 36-40 14 Responses Sep 10, 2008

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    Partner

    I wanna be a hitman. Only problem is I don't got alot of connections and it's not the smartest thing to walk up to someone and say " hey there guy you wanna be a hitman with me? " ( easy way to get urself arrested ) I am 15 within the next month. I have 3 rules for this: No...
    Shadowzhou Shadowzhou 13-15, M 4 Responses Jan 23, 2011

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    Y Am Cleaner58

     y got alot of fache users names .fuchyoutotothehell y am from Romenia y wil give you my mesenger id :manolache_antonio .Y am not joking
    monarhist monarhist 16-17, M 2 Responses Jan 11, 2011

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    How

     y wanted to be a hit man sinse y was got 11 years loking for a partner betwin 16-20 years
    clenear58 clenear58 16-17 6 Responses Jan 10, 2011

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    Stil Me Clener58

    what the ******* is wrong wyth you  Y need a partner whith more conections than me .You thing is funy plaing hitman huh?
    closertotheedge closertotheedge 16-17, M Jan 12, 2011

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    Not What You Think

    It is not like the movies. The pay is less than you might imagine. And ... ... the fact is that you do not get any choice in the matter. Whether or not the target has it coming makes no difference. You stop being a person. You become a weapon. And you strike when and...
    justbob45 justbob45 51-55, M 3 Responses Oct 14, 2011

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    I love sniffing my wifes dirty damp knickers make me rock hard some days she does 12 hour shifts her knickers are dirty and damp when she gets home I would really love to watch...
    knickersstain knickersstain 46-50, M 1 hr ago

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    You made me trust you, you convinced me I could trust you, you told me you cared about me on a deep level, I let you in on my intimate, my deep thoughts and shared my pictures and...
    neurokitty99 neurokitty99 22-25, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    i want to be loved by a good man someone who will take care of me and be there for me and not play childish games with me take care of me and our future kids. that's all i ask for...
    Proud102315 Proud102315 18-21, F 4 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I want to fight. My boyfriend knows many ways to fight but in don't want to ask for his opinion right now. He gets street fights a lot cause he is often envied and I want to learn...
    Arietis3302 Arietis3302 13-15, F 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I am a cosplayer an expert one but I just wish people would understand. it seems that they would prefer a grow up get a job and do it until you get old to retire then die. but that...
    SladeTheLegend SladeTheLegend 18-21, M 2 hrs ago

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    I feel I should take the last one I wrote about you back. Not sure where I was coming from with that. Of course love is blind if I can even call it "love" or maybe its me being...
    Lov3intheasylum Lov3intheasylum 31-35, F 3 hrs ago

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    Any one want an online relationship with 39 year old man ?
    paulosgood paulosgood 36-40, M 4 hrs ago

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    So I have finally managed to get my husband to come see a doctor with me to find out why after 4 years of trying we still cannot get pregnant, tests start soon, terrified is an...
    poshbarbie poshbarbie 26-30, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    How to Decide What to Do with Your Life ( this is lifehacker's post btw im just copied it here because i liked it alot ) When you're young, the world is your oyster and...
    deeptastic deeptastic 18-21, M 7 hrs ago

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    I have so many questions running my mind as fast as electricity; it is hard to ask one because by the time I begin telling it, I am already thinking of another. I will be 20 years...
    JavierHunting JavierHunting 18-21, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I have given up on so many people in last one year that I loose track of them. But honestly I never felt their lost!! May be that's why I gave up on them cz they were there yet...
    Bareen Bareen 22-25, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    Nobody will be liked by everybody. That's a fact of life. Knowing that I still feel so sad when someone doesn't like me. I take it so personal and then beat myself up inside...
    VanTraveller VanTraveller 51-55, F 3 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Most of the time I'm a fail simple kind of man. But sometimes I can be extremely complicated also. My emotions are what complicates things because I'm highly emotional with certain...
    TimeUnfolds TimeUnfolds 31-35, M 11 hrs ago

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    I've reached out to a lot of ladies over the years around me even on these social sites asking them out on dates to test the chemistry and see if there is a connection we can build...
    niceguycursed niceguycursed 31-35, M 12 hrs ago

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    Sick day as a toddler teen One day a few months back I woke up not feeling well. ACHOO! I sneezed without covering my mouth. Most toddlers I see do not cover there mouths when...
    coalburn coalburn 16-17, F 12 hrs ago

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    I'm forever curious and often annoyed! I don't have a large friends list for status. I do allow possibility to grow from letting a person lurk in my friends list if there might...
    JoanieNewHampshire JoanieNewHampshire 61-65, T 9 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    "Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence." Aristotle said this more than 2,000 years ago. And it still holds true today. What is...
    nivanvc nivanvc 36-40, M 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    Achievement of capacity on donation of spirituality 435) 1st December, 1980. Monday. Early morning dream: A huge open area was first seen in the dream, where in...
    Dipakda Dipakda 66-70, M 14 hrs ago

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    It was during the summer. I was out of school and house hopping since I had no stable home to go back to. It was a difficult year. I felt like dying every day. I had bouts of...
    starsheepie starsheepie 22-25, F 2 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    I do and say a lot of horrible things. They say actions are what define you. I don't want to do terrible things. I often don't know they're bad when I'm doing them. I think about...
    stjimmy765 stjimmy765 18-21, M 17 hrs ago

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    I too have an mm. And it's a similar situation except that I am and will always be a secret. I do not want more, I like that I have my own life and he has his.
    Mmforme Mmforme 41-45, F 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    All I can think about at work is where I want to go and what I am going to do with my silly little life. So many options.. So little money or support to help me but I will manage...
    DrewLikesToCuddle DrewLikesToCuddle 18-21, M 2 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    Actually that's pretty much why I'm a feeder, so I can fatten up as many people as I can! to make the world a fatter place :3 !!!
    Bryguy142 Bryguy142 13-15, M 18 hrs ago

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    I want a man in my life, someone to hold, confide in, laugh with, cry with; someone I can watch football with, fish with, walk along the beach at night with. I want it. I deserve...
    vbruce20 vbruce20 26-30, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    This will be my life. No fantasy here. The real women out there know they want this life. They know they want a man that can give them the big fully belly they want anytime he...
    Newground Newground 26-30, M 2 days ago

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    Looking for a boy to control and have fun with. Hit me up if you want a man telling you what to do ;)
    MasterHatter12OZ MasterHatter12OZ 18-21, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I met someone like that once. His name was Randy. He knew I struggled with mental illnesses and rook advantage of it every moment I spent with him. He would always say I was the...
    Nmetb Nmetb 22-25, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I wonder....any guys on here have a male relative that still likes to tickle their belly?
    bellyraspberryman21 bellyraspberryman21 22-25, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I wonder if it's even possible to have the things I want in a female partner? there are so many things that many would consider a "check list" which is usually not a good thing to...
    DarkKnightRanger DarkKnightRanger 26-30, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Talking to Mandy tonight. TWICE essentially I’ve hit that “Men do it to women so why do you care when women do it back?” from here. I’m like men? LMFY SOME Men. NOT me...
    ManifestoOfThePhoenix ManifestoOfThePhoenix 26-30, M 5 days ago