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I Want to Be a Hit Man

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    I use to be a cereal and time killer,but I've put my water guns down. Now I'm a space saver,because there's an energy crisis.call me a freedom fighter I bring the flower power.sister nature.
    lostentranslation lostentranslation 36-40 May 27, 2013

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    On My Way

    Well lets see if you want to be a hitman you will need a few things to achive this goal, 1, Is the ability to take another life, 2, Fake ID and everything that goes along with it, 3, A safe house, a place to store your hidden life, 4, A vehicle that is in perfect working...
    shdwalk67 shdwalk67 36-40 15 Responses Sep 10, 2008

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    At A Standstill

    I have all the required skills to perform this kind of job, but i lack the connections to find a clientelle, a group i can join that has a clientelle, or the resources to start my own group... if somebody had the resources i would prove a highly reliable, precise, and...
    666anonymous666 666anonymous666 70+, M 2 Responses Aug 14, 2013

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    Y Am Cleaner58

     y got alot of fache users names .fuchyoutotothehell y am from Romenia y wil give you my mesenger id :manolache_antonio .Y am not joking
    monarhist monarhist 16-17, M 2 Responses Jan 11, 2011

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    Stil Me Clener58

    what the ******* is wrong wyth you  Y need a partner whith more conections than me .You thing is funy plaing hitman huh?
    closertotheedge closertotheedge 16-17, M Jan 12, 2011

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    Hitman Free Killing

    I'll love to be a hitman but at low pay say $20.00 or it's free need pic of person how i'm going to kill if it's someone you hate i'll take good care of it need mony befor job is asighned
    sadboy2003 sadboy2003 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 15, 2012

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    I Want To Be Hit Woman

    and take care of all those losers that fight dogs, one by one and never get caught
    analo analo 41-45, F Nov 20, 2012

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    How

     y wanted to be a hit man sinse y was got 11 years loking for a partner betwin 16-20 years
    clenear58 clenear58 16-17 6 Responses Jan 10, 2011

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    Well Not really I had an husband one time i got rid of him he was a cheater liar and dope head I also had a few boyfriends since then who were obsessive liars heavy...
    ifollowmyownstar ifollowmyownstar 31-35, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    I want a man to cook for me or buy me lots of fatty foods so I can just eat them all day long and get nice and fat :)
    sexychubbygoddess sexychubbygoddess 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 2

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    Well he says he loves me but it truly doesn't feel that way. I've been with him for quite a while now and everyday gets harder. It's difficult trying to keep up with him. Meaning...
    KlassyKay21 KlassyKay21 18-21 2 Responses Mar 20

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    Its been a long time fantasy of mine to be a stay at home housewife. I often think about how fulfilling my life would be if I could have a man who could support me financially and...
    closetxdresser87 closetxdresser87 26-30, M 4 Responses Mar 27

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    Waiting to meet my kind of man
    fashoongeet77 fashoongeet77 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    Message me! I need someone to talk to Men only
    xxfunloverxx xxfunloverxx 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 22

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    Anyone wanna chat? I don't bit ;)
    Izaya9636 Izaya9636 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 30

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    Anyone wanna tickle my bellybutton message me ask to see it and make ur decision
    BobbyAlesi BobbyAlesi 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 4

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    Wen I go shopping with the other half looking around the girls clothes. I see different things I could buy I love doing it... wish I could buy them
    24chris24 24chris24 22-25, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Anyone wanna chat? Quick replies pleasee!😉😉
    learningfrommistakes learningfrommistakes 13-15, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I want to be in a relationship where my man loves me. where he thinks I'm special. I want a man who will tell me what he's thinking. who will be faithful to me. I want a man that...
    countryanon countryanon 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 28

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    I want a best friend. I have a girl best friend.. but I want a man best friend (companion). My married friends confide in their husbands, as they should, and I'd like to have that...
    fairgoddess fairgoddess 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    I really want a man who lives me for who I am! Be able to feel his passion and able to match it, and being able to laugh and talk as if time have never passed us by. A man who can...
    shurei shurei 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 20

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    I am married too. After years of feeling neglected and resentful in my marriage, I set out to have some needs met and honestly, get some attention. But I had it in my head that I...
    newvome newvome 41-45, F 4 Responses Mar 23

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    My last few relationship experiences haven't been the best. I have tried to make excuses and say it was all me, but I am coming to the realization that it isn't! I want a man who...
    ILIKEBIGBOOKS1982 ILIKEBIGBOOKS1982 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 27

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    I want a man who is at least 5'9, since I'm 5'7. No exceptions!
    bluebutterfly13 bluebutterfly13 36-40, F 5 Responses Apr 2

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    I want a man, not a boy who thinks he's a man, to push me up against the wall and kiss me like I'm the only one worth living for. At least once in my life.
    leleraiyne leleraiyne 26-30, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I used to want to have a baby when I was younger (well,in the future,of course),but realized some of my reasons for wanting one weren't so good.I've done a lot of changing and now...
    SparklyRain SparklyRain 18-21, F Mar 27

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    I can't seem to control what is happening to me. I don't even know how to start. All I know is I am hating myself more and more each day. The guilt of being a disappointment to my...
    ShyOne85 ShyOne85 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    It happened one rainy evening. We had gone to watch a movie. It started raining heavily when we came out of the theater. He held my hand tightly and said, " let's walk". I was bit...
    Susana1985 Susana1985 26-30, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I want a man who will be mischievous with me.
    TheTruthIfItKillsMe TheTruthIfItKillsMe 46-50, F 3 Responses Apr 10

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    I want a man who isn't afraid to share his feelings, who is respectful, honest, sexy, intelligent, has a sense of humor, likes to have fun and try new things. Who is confident with...
    Hope70 Hope70 41-45, F 6 days ago

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    ***Post of the Day*** Find out more at: www.facebook.com/FavorUponYou It's funny - I'm actually a #Muslim! The term used to conjure up images of backward Bedouin Arabs living far...
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    ***Post of the Day*** Find out more at: www.facebook.com/FavorUponYou It's funny - I'm actually a #Muslim! The term used to conjure up images of backward Bedouin Arabs living far...
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    The non-Playmate Search of 2013 I should have written this story months ago. As both my BF and I are fans of Playboy and have been for many years we anticipated a Playboy Playmate...
    elainepetersen68 elainepetersen68 41-45, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    I'm almost 16 and pretty much for my whole life, I was depressed, I was hit often when I was young and I haven't seen my father often because he worked in a different country, but...
    tribes33 tribes33 13-15, M 18 mins ago

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    Today is is the day of my birth I was born at 11am :D Only thing is, I share a birthday with Hitler :O Yay!!!!
    michaelnutty25 michaelnutty25 16-17, M 18 hrs ago

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    I am looking for a big fat pig slave for my piggy farm. I have to other piggies Dakota and Liz and they love the company! If you're a fat slüt who loves being fed and oinking hit...
    MrMasterSays MrMasterSays 22-25, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    This is my first story since I've joined EP so i'll try and articulate it as well as I can. I have this friend, who for the purpose of good story telling and i'll call her by the...
    Muppetrocks Muppetrocks 16-17, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    The hunt Friday, April 18 8:30am Location: mansion Everyone in the house was sound asleep but unannounced to them someone was attempting to break in the house. Four gentlemen...
    darkwolf19 darkwolf19 18-21, M 23 hrs ago

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    I want only true friends who really believe in friendship...from the gut...and I'm NOT interested in anyone under 30...too many kids on here. I am a man with many experiences...
    Davido57 Davido57 56-60, M 20 mins ago

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    I have a distaste for people who say things like "I was hit as a child and I turned out fine" or "Children need to be disciplined". There are so many ways to have discipline...
    baconrind baconrind 26-30, M Apr 9

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    This is just how old I am. (This story, btw, is nothing about Naziism or the Holocaust) and only about the event outlined by its name, nothing more. His name was Siegfried Knappe...
    Lgl700 Lgl700 51-55, M Mar 28

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    Distress call part 3 Dylan and Juanda where still sitting around in the cave thinking about their current situation. But every once in a while Dylan would look and at Juanda and...
    darkwolf19 darkwolf19 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

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    These top world genre favorite songs are not in order on the love chart of where my love is for them. 1. El Viernes Te Olvido Yo by Allison Iraheta [Friday I'll Be Over You by...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 2 days ago

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    For one of the first times in my life I feel really happy... For once I am not just a toy to a man (an object of desire) for once I feel completely loved. He treats me with such...
    Rosesanddiamonds Rosesanddiamonds 22-25, F 2 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    The Greatest Miracle My name is Hailey Breusch, and I am from a small town in Missouri called Moberly. I am a devout distance runner and was a personal running trainer for my...
    HaileyBee92 HaileyBee92 18-21, F Apr 1

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    We had an amazing time together that whole day. We went out to eat, played games together, watched a show he hated (and ended up making fun of the whole thing) and laughing! It was...
    HurtingLover HurtingLover 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    I hit my boyfriend and now he is my ex boyfriend. We have been dating for 7 months and I was really in love with him. Something about him started not to seem right with me. He...
    brownbluelips26 brownbluelips26 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    The hunt2 11:00am Location: Breakneck Ridge trail. Cynthia, Sam and Dean along with the four D-warriors made their way back to the came site carrying with them the three...
    darkwolf19 darkwolf19 18-21, M 22 hrs ago

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    i look for a a Home : a forest, fields, a house, villa, swimming pool, veranda, manor, castle, cottage, haussmanian, victorian flat, duplex, buildings, hotel , palace, casino...
    steack2 steack2 41-45, M 7 hrs ago

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    i look for a a Home : a forest, fields, a house, villa, swimming pool, veranda, manor, castle, cottage, haussmanian, victorian flat, duplex, buildings, hotel , palace, casino...
    steack2 steack2 41-45, M 7 hrs ago

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    I met this guy last Thursday to discuss the potentiality of becoming his Domme. We instantly clicked, saw each other every day, slept over at each other's places 5 out of 8 days...
    QueenNox QueenNox 26-30, F 2 hrs ago

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