I Want to Be a Knight Who Says, "Ni"

I am Tim the Enchanter!The Knights of Ni have got IT all wrong!IT IT IT!I like how in the end it all turns out to be an illegal game of LARP.

I would be a knight who says "NI!" I'd go up to people and tell them if they didn't get me a shrubbery that I would continuously say "NI!" Mwa ha ha!

I added a logo, Pock--hope you don't mind. I have seen this movie again and again, and the Knights have always been my favorite part, so I wanted to honor the group with a good picture.

Seriously, this is genius comedy. The idea of...

I don't mean to offend anyone but I saw this movie and I didn't really like it. What is it about this movie that everyone loves so much? Although I have to admit the mass-murdering bunny was pretty funny.

I am a Rennie, which means, among many other things, that I have the random sense of humor which allows me to appreciate Monty Python and the Holy Grail.  I often fling insults in an "outrageous French accent," I once nicknamed my...

First I must get in costume, brrr the metal is cold on my skin, owe, chainmail stuck in my hair! OK, now that I am dressed... "Ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni...

Actually I just want you to "bring us a shrubbery" not to tall... I want it for next to the porch.
So... Ni!!!! Bring us a shrubbery.
Please...?

Wouldn't that be an awesome job? You stand in the forest and say, "Ni" to anyone who tries to pass. All you have to do to make people do what you want is say, "Ni." Plus, you can have other cool words like "ping" and "nee-wom." And...

i think that the knights are very importance now if i could just find my own dark knight (looking under the surbbery)

i also wouldn't mind if i were rather a knight who said Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-ptang. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm       :))

I'd rather face some peril at the Castle Anthrax. :)

What is your favorite color?
 
 
WRONG!!!

Now you must fetch me...
 
 
A SHRUBBERY! (insert dramatic sound effect)

I heard that due to the downturn in the economy, the Knights who say Ni had to lay off about 40% of their staff.  Few Ni-sayers are needed I guess.  So if you need an Accountant who says Ni, or perhaps a Knight Watchman who...

or I'll say Ni! again....
 

I have always wanted to be a knight who says Ni. I mean the benefits are simply awesome to the nth degree. everyone cowers in terror every time you say Ni, you get a shrubbery, and you get to wear Nordic clothing. Win-Win.
 
But...

That bunny thing totally kicked ass! In those movies, the humour is absolutely hilarious! Like the Holy Grenade (XD)I want to be a Knight who says NI! just so that I can annoy and thoroughly confuse travelers. It could be my source of...