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I Want to Be a Knight Who Says, "Ni"

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    NI!

    I would be a knight who says "NI!" I'd go up to people and tell them if they didn't get me a shrubbery that I would continuously say "NI!" Mwa ha ha!
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 13, 2008

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    I Have Plans

    Actually I just want you to "bring us a shrubbery" not to tall... I want it for next to the porch. So... Ni!!!! Bring us a shrubbery. Please...?
    Tzech Tzech 46-50, F 4 Responses Nov 26, 2009

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    Though I Wish to Be One..........

    I have always wanted to be a knight who says Ni. I mean the benefits are simply awesome to the nth degree. everyone cowers in terror every time you say Ni, you get a shrubbery, and you get to wear Nordic clothing. Win-Win.   But my true goal; to become a Knight who says...
    JollyDevittaRoger JollyDevittaRoger 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    Knight

    i think that the knights are very importance now if i could just find my own dark knight (looking under the surbbery)
    metalchick metalchick 31-35, F 4 Responses Aug 15, 2008

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    Ni

    Wouldn't that be an awesome job? You stand in the forest and say, "Ni" to anyone who tries to pass. All you have to do to make people do what you want is say, "Ni." Plus, you can have other cool words like "ping" and "nee-wom." And you would own lots of shrubberies. Just...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan 22-25, M 13 Responses Dec 3, 2007

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    My Dad

    He showed me it soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long ago. I would not mind being a bunny with nasty sharp pointed teeth! :)
    Wombatbobby Wombatbobby 13-15 Jan 3, 2010

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    ....Ni!

    i also wouldn't mind if i were rather a knight who said Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-ptang. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm       :))
    dearly0beloved dearly0beloved 18-21, F Aug 16, 2009

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    Ni???

    I don't mean to offend anyone but I saw this movie and I didn't really like it. What is it about this movie that everyone loves so much? Although I have to admit the mass-murdering bunny was pretty funny.
    missadventurer missadventurer 22-25, F 15 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    NI!!!!

    Now you must fetch me...     A SHRUBBERY! (insert dramatic sound effect)
    QuixoticKidEternity QuixoticKidEternity 31 18 Responses Aug 15, 2008

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    Because It Beats Living In An "Autonomus Collective"

    I am a Rennie, which means, among many other things, that I have the random sense of humor which allows me to appreciate Monty Python and the Holy Grail.  I often fling insults in an "outrageous French accent," I once nicknamed my sister's large white bunny "It-Is-The-Rabbit...
    WildMagic WildMagic 26-30, F Jun 4, 2010

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    Bring Me a Shrubbery!!

    or I'll say Ni! again....  
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 31, 2009

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    Being a Knight of "Ni" Might Be Fun, But...

    I'd rather face some peril at the Castle Anthrax. :)
    LordBunny LordBunny 41-45 Aug 11, 2009

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    I Come Bearing Pictures

    I added a logo, Pock--hope you don't mind. I have seen this movie again and again, and the Knights have always been my favorite part, so I wanted to honor the group with a good picture. Seriously, this is genius comedy. The idea of bizarre knights making awful noises at their...
    BookNerd BookNerd 22-25, F 3 Responses Dec 11, 2007

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    Ni.

    I'd just do it for the funny looks,for those who don't know what it means.
    orangeblossom89 orangeblossom89 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 13, 2008

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    That Vicious Bunny Rabbit Monster Rocked

    That bunny thing totally kicked ***! In those movies, the humour is absolutely hilarious! Like the Holy Grenade (XD)I want to be a Knight who says NI! just so that I can annoy and thoroughly confuse travelers. It could be my source of laughter and amusement for ages, unless I...
    diggydawg diggydawg 16-17, F Jun 20, 2011

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    Practice Makes Perfect

    First I must get in costume, brrr the metal is cold on my skin, owe, chainmail stuck in my hair! OK, now that I am dressed... "Ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni...
    Ozzygrl Ozzygrl 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 15, 2008

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    Downsizing

    I heard that due to the downturn in the economy, the Knights who say Ni had to lay off about 40% of their staff.  Few Ni-sayers are needed I guess.  So if you need an Accountant who says Ni, or perhaps a Knight Watchman who says Ni, really any job that might benefit...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 3, 2009

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    No

    We are no longer the Knights Who Say, "Ni!" We are now the Knights Who Say. "Ecky!  Ecky!  Ecky! Ecky! Patang!  Rooboing! zRrounzdhen!" Although you may refer to us as the Knights Who 'Til Recently Said "Ni!"
    EBunbury EBunbury 46-50, M Aug 13, 2008

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    We Are the Knights Who Say "Ni"!

    I LOVE THIS MOVIE!! I must find a shrubbery!!!
    FolsomOrchid FolsomOrchid 26-30, F May 20, 2008

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    How Can One Not?!

    I'm a fan of Monty Python, they were amazing, especially John Cleese, I love his work. I would want to be a Knight who says "Ni" because let's face it, I mean, come on...who does NOT want to demand a shrubbery? Seriously? I WANT A SHRUBBERY! I would definitely be Knight who...
    LEBsCreations LEBsCreations 22-25, M Aug 20, 2013

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    Live Action Role Play

    I am Tim the Enchanter!The Knights of Ni have got IT all wrong!IT IT IT!I like how in the end it all turns out to be an illegal game of LARP.
    jerrychap jerrychap 22-25, M Jan 22, 2010

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    Choose Wisely

    What is your favorite color?     WRONG!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 31, 2009

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