I Want to Be a Knight Who Says, "Ni"

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    Though I Wish to Be One..........

    I have always wanted to be a knight who says Ni. I mean the benefits are simply awesome to the nth degree. everyone cowers in terror every time you say Ni, you get a shrubbery, and you get to wear Nordic clothing. Win-Win.   But my true goal; to become a Knight who says...
    JollyDevittaRoger JollyDevittaRoger
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Aug 14, 2008


    I would be a knight who says "NI!" I'd go up to people and tell them if they didn't get me a shrubbery that I would continuously say "NI!" Mwa ha ha!
    Melody08 Melody08
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Aug 13, 2008

    Practice Makes Perfect

    First I must get in costume, brrr the metal is cold on my skin, owe, chainmail stuck in my hair! OK, now that I am dressed... "Ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni...
    Ozzygrl Ozzygrl
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 15, 2008

    How Can One Not?!

    I'm a fan of Monty Python, they were amazing, especially John Cleese, I love his work. I would want to be a Knight who says "Ni" because let's face it, I mean, come on...who does NOT want to demand a shrubbery? Seriously? I WANT A SHRUBBERY! I would definitely be Knight who...
    deleted deleted
    Aug 20, 2013


    i think that the knights are very importance now if i could just find my own dark knight (looking under the surbbery)
    metalchick metalchick
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Aug 15, 2008

    We Are the Knights Who Say "Ni"!

    I LOVE THIS MOVIE!! I must find a shrubbery!!!
    FolsomOrchid FolsomOrchid
    26-30, F
    May 20, 2008

    I Have Plans

    Actually I just want you to "bring us a shrubbery" not to tall... I want it for next to the porch. So... Ni!!!! Bring us a shrubbery. Please...?
    Tzech Tzech
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Nov 26, 2009


    Now you must fetch me...     A SHRUBBERY! (insert dramatic sound effect)
    QuixoticKidEternity QuixoticKidEternity
    18 Responses Aug 15, 2008


    I'd just do it for the funny looks,for those who don't know what it means.
    orangeblossom89 orangeblossom89
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 13, 2008

    Bring Me a Shrubbery!!

    or I'll say Ni! again....  
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Mar 31, 2009

    Because It Beats Living In An "Autonomus Collective"

    I am a Rennie, which means, among many other things, that I have the random sense of humor which allows me to appreciate Monty Python and the Holy Grail.  I often fling insults in an "outrageous French accent," I once nicknamed my sister's large white bunny "It-Is-The-Rabbit...
    WildMagic WildMagic
    26-30, F
    Jun 4, 2010


    I don't mean to offend anyone but I saw this movie and I didn't really like it. What is it about this movie that everyone loves so much? Although I have to admit the mass-murdering bunny was pretty funny.
    missadventurer missadventurer
    22-25, F
    15 Responses Aug 14, 2008

    I Come Bearing Pictures

    I added a logo, Pock--hope you don't mind. I have seen this movie again and again, and the Knights have always been my favorite part, so I wanted to honor the group with a good picture. Seriously, this is genius comedy. The idea of bizarre knights making awful noises at their...
    BookNerd BookNerd
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Dec 11, 2007


    We are no longer the Knights Who Say, "Ni!" We are now the Knights Who Say. "Ecky!  Ecky!  Ecky! Ecky! Patang!  Rooboing! zRrounzdhen!" Although you may refer to us as the Knights Who 'Til Recently Said "Ni!"
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    Aug 13, 2008

    Being a Knight of "Ni" Might Be Fun, But...

    I'd rather face some peril at the Castle Anthrax. :)
    LordBunny LordBunny
    Aug 11, 2009

    Live Action Role Play

    I am Tim the Enchanter!The Knights of Ni have got IT all wrong!IT IT IT!I like how in the end it all turns out to be an illegal game of LARP.
    jerrychap jerrychap
    22-25, M
    Jan 22, 2010

    Choose Wisely

    What is your favorite color?     WRONG!!!
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Mar 31, 2009


    Wouldn't that be an awesome job? You stand in the forest and say, "Ni" to anyone who tries to pass. All you have to do to make people do what you want is say, "Ni." Plus, you can have other cool words like "ping" and "nee-wom." And you would own lots of shrubberies. Just...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan
    22-25, M
    13 Responses Dec 3, 2007


    I heard that due to the downturn in the economy, the Knights who say Ni had to lay off about 40% of their staff.  Few Ni-sayers are needed I guess.  So if you need an Accountant who says Ni, or perhaps a Knight Watchman who says Ni, really any job that might benefit...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Apr 3, 2009

    My Dad

    He showed me it soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long ago. I would not mind being a bunny with nasty sharp pointed teeth! :)
    Wombatbobby Wombatbobby
    Jan 3, 2010

    That Vicious Bunny Rabbit Monster Rocked

    That bunny thing totally kicked ***! In those movies, the humour is absolutely hilarious! Like the Holy Grenade (XD)I want to be a Knight who says NI! just so that I can annoy and thoroughly confuse travelers. It could be my source of laughter and amusement for ages, unless I...
    diggydawg diggydawg
    18-21, F
    Jun 20, 2011
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