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I Want to Be a Pirate

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    I Could Be My Own Boss, Set My...

    I could be my own boss, set my own hours and never have to pay taxes again.  Awesome!
    pinkdragonrider pinkdragonrider 31-35, F Sep 10, 2007

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    I'm Just a Pirate... Looking For Some Booty...

    My friends used to call me Pirate when I was single because they said I was always looking for some booty... so yes at one time I wanted to be a pirate... The pirates life WAS for me... I've found my first-mate and can no longer be a pirate... but it will always be close to my...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F May 19, 2008

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    Arrrrrrrr Arrrrrrrg

    http://dm.senixee.net/youareapirate.swf You are a pirate!
    smebro smebro 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 18, 2007

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    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ahoy Mateys!

    Tis Capt’n Lunaaaa hollerin’ at you Lasses and same with our cannon-ball planking pig who’d be riding the waves alongside our Bilge rat. Thee won’t be fetching you hearties up in school since the wench-lass First Mate Rodgers thy scrumpet did not do so when she...
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F 1 Response May 22

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    Just to Meet Him

    The word pirate for me has a completely different meaning, it means Captain Jack Sparrow... I just love him... I love Johnny Depp so much that my friends think I'm actually in love with him... I think they're right!!!
    Harmonyyy Harmonyyy 19-21, F 13 Responses Dec 7, 2007

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    I Am A Mhwtp Pirate.

    I wanted to know more of this group since hearing that there was such a thing. CoolI know it's a generic pirate type, that's why I like it.And I read all the rules of being a pirate so I'm kinda ready. This I found in Psychological theories of primitive religion:Rather we must...
    thesower thesower 51-55 Apr 5, 2011

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    I Wouldn't Want To &n...

    I wouldn't want to  kill anyone on the high seas, but I would love to have been a pirate way back when. To have sailed the seas in the old ships. Explored islands...And most important, have everyone say your name with fear and excitement in their voices!! In fact wouldn...
    sweetd sweetd 56-60, F 1 Response Sep 10, 2007

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    :)

    I like Jack Sparrow, and Blackbeard. I would probably be the chef. :) That would be more fun than getting shot at, stabbed at, or forced to walk the plank. Just maybe help loot a ship once in a while and get pretty jewelry :D
    Gryphonheart Gryphonheart 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 3, 2007

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    Tha'r She Blows

    Now that Mello has become a pirate, me thinks, I might become a deck hand!   MELLO Sorry pal... you lucky dawg...!    BLUEGEORGIA -  "Arrrghhh... to the plank with ye Mapleman"
    mapleman mapleman 46-50, M Aug 26, 2008

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    Pirate Awards

    These days like hip-hop and all the new-wave, micro-wave,electronic, world, Right now for being celebraties are the leaders of the media and Pirate world.They are the mofiosa of the sea dudes.' The Somolian's!'Come on, Why isn't anyone else to the challenge of being head Pirates...
    thesower thesower 51-55 Oct 26, 2013

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    Fetch Me My Cat-o-nine-tails!

    To be a captain is to be the king of your own floating country (assuming you're not at port). I know people who've sailed around the world, that kind of freedom calls out to me, I'm gonna do it once I get me a boat or a crew position. I realize that's not exactly...
    Explodey Explodey 22-25, M Feb 21, 2010

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    Shiminey Timbers!!

    Hand over ya vessel; this here is an uh, invasion ARRRggggGGG! *shakes hook*
    mefirstGIMME mefirstGIMME 22-25, F Feb 27, 2008

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    YO Ho - Pirate'd Life For Me

    I already live in the caribbean, so all thats left is to become a pirate! therez just something i love abt the idea of sailing the seas, drinking and having a kick *** pirate patch!    
    applescruffs applescruffs 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 24, 2009

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    The Devil's Advocate

    But consider this: Pirates are smelly. Pirates are violent. Pirates flout the law. Pirates eat hardtack and moldy food. Pirates get ricketts. Plus pirates have to spend months at a time cooped up with other rickety, smelly, law-flouting, violent pirates eating crappy food...
    humdinger humdinger 46-50, F 6 Responses Sep 3, 2007

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    For Katnipkitkat

    Actually, I don't want to be a pirate. lol Although a wench sounds exciting.  I saw this and thought of you. :D 
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 1 Response Jul 17, 2012

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    Argh You Ever Been to a Pirate Party?!

     Pirate parties are amazing, my last one was when i gathered up a whole bunch of my friends and we dressed up like pirates and went down to the beach at night and smoked and drank rum and a bbq and danced around the camp fire drunkenly. It was amazing!! XD We even had sword...
    followthewhiterabbit followthewhiterabbit 22-25, F 2 Responses May 18, 2008

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    Okay This Is Too Weird!

    Alright okay??? This is just plain crazy. I have always talked and dreamed and drew pirates all the time. I even draw pirates pretty good. And now I have found this group!? I thought I was the only one! Sweet.... Now 58 people are gonna be pirates! We rule the gosh darn sea...
    cementerygates cementerygates 16-18, F 1 Response Feb 28, 2008

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    Lol I wanna be a pirate captain

    and have my own ship and crew I wanna be infamous and feared I want all the loot just one thing I get motion sickness hahaha and I hate the sea
    nate4452 nate4452 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 6

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    I Already Am!

    I have a confession - I'm not really armywifeuk - nope, I'm a pirate!! It's time to come clean - I am writing this from my little ole cabin while the ships a'rockin' -  
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 5 Responses Feb 27, 2008

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    Arg! Ha

    travel the seven seas. now that sounds awesome. wind at my back and the sun at my face.
    gypsysoul gypsysoul 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 11, 2009

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    A View From A Pirates One Eye

    Why do pirates have one eye, I have thought this over many times and after waying out all of the hazards that go along being a Pirate.I came to the conclution that it was not from doing a regular Pirates duty everyday like, pilaging every port and trying to find out where the...
    thesower thesower 51-55 1 Response Oct 26, 2013

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    Is Anybody Out There?

    It seems like its traveling season for pirates! Or maybe they are all out trying to earn a living!! This experience should have been called haunted mansion instead!! I expected more activity from pirates!! Or maybe pirates are men of action not words? Even...
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F Jan 12, 2009

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    Place to Go

    myrtle beach is the place to go if u want to feel like a pirate
    Trixies Trixies 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 3, 2007

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    Yo Ho

    Sail where you want. Free grog and wenches. All the booty you can pillage. Whats not to like?
    xiphos xiphos 26-30, M Oct 27, 2007

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    ARRRRRRR

    It be true ... arrrve always wanted to be a Pirate ... Hoist the main sail ... swab the deck ...  arrrrr  Ive a patch on me eye, a wooden leg and they call me Captain or they walk the Plank !!    ARRRR  let spell check walk this here plank it be...
    caroli9 caroli9 36-40, F 6 Responses Jun 24, 2007

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    The Greatest Gourmet Sweedish Chef In Buccaneer Bay

    Yet another song parody of mine - this one to tune of The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy by Don Raye and Hughie Prince, covered by The Andrew Sisters, Bette Midler, and many others.   He was a famous Sweedish chef upon a ship to Brazil He made the meanest meatballs spiced...
    Pelicorn Pelicorn 41-45, M Dec 13, 2011

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    Now, Let's Be Honest!

    Only if we're talking about Pirates of the Carribbean ~esque pirates. Why is that? Well, real pirates don't bathe, don't have good food - they live on the sea for goodness sakes, what do you think all that business about 'yarrr, scurvy' is about?   Plus, as nice as...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 27, 2008

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    The plan to survive the apocalypse in style.... I shall become a pirate. All I need is a ship and a supply of rum. I already have the finest crew ever assembled and enough...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 2 Responses Sep 9

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    A tasty buffet of salads with nearby veggies and a number of curries are served. There is also a very captivating decision of desserts.Fodor's might use your e-mail tackle to ship...
    Keniaga838 Keniaga838 31-35, M Sep 23

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    He's had enough. No one says this to a pirate.
    7Sparrows 7Sparrows 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 3

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    The Queen Is Up To Some Mischief*teases in a singsongy voice*"Oh, Pirate Prince... I stole your flag..."*laughs and sashays back to the castle*
    livelaughlovedream3 livelaughlovedream3 41-45, F 3 Responses Sep 12

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    hi brother i wil tel u i ritd tis...2 otirs i m 8 and i m no giv my nam owt.. if no1 can rd tis i no mind.. i want sae i luv u alots brother i am alwaes want u b hapee no matir wat...
    crazyhyperkid crazyhyperkid 13-15, M 1 hr ago

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    When I first started dating after nine years I was terrified. I didn't know what i was getting into. The first thing I learned is what it's like to date a sociopath. It broke me. I...
    justbelieve justbelieve 26-30, F 57 mins ago

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    I've got a list of a few reasons down here: 1. I don't have any real tangible goals or motivation to go anywhere. 2. I'm afraid of the future. 3. I hate myself. 4. I feel...
    Concerto Concerto 22-25, F 6 Responses 1 hr ago

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    I wish I could go back to my childhood; back when it was summertime, I could hear people still over visiting my family (the way the voices oscillate in eruptions of laughter), the...
    DreamChristine DreamChristine 31-35, F 4 hrs ago

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    im ready to have a boyfriend not just i want it, but it seems like every guy that i met is not worth it.
    tzfanya tzfanya 18-21, F 4 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic...
    AnxietyDepressionExhausted AnxietyDepressionExhausted 16-17, F 4 hrs ago

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    I want to be a police officer. I'm nervous because I feel like I won't be taken seriously.
    MonsterMorgan MonsterMorgan 22-25, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    Nothing will ever beat "I just want to **** this burrito!"
    FOBIsPerfection FOBIsPerfection 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    So yeah. I'd thought id do this to see what's up. If anything, this is for the laugh and giggles of how lame I am. A bit about me: I'm 22 and I work with youth full time. I'm...
    HakuAvalon HakuAvalon 22-25, M 1 hr ago

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    Want to find some friends that I can talk with daily
    fuji11 fuji11 31-35, M 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    I don't smoke but my dad quit smoking and he smokes 3 packs a day if not more.. If he can do you you guys can too. What he did was he eventually got down to 1 cigarette a day then...
    blossomingMe blossomingMe 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    I want to have kids and i have been trying for years. Its not failing due to problems with me it due to the lack of a man. Im now 27 and i have nothing but baby on the brain . Im...
    ravenrose13 ravenrose13 26-30, F 5 Responses Sep 2

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    I've decided that I want to be a better person. I want to change. I don't want to hurt people anymore. It's been a couple of years I've been drinking. This has led me to hurt...
    RichardAndon RichardAndon 22-25, M 6 Responses Sep 3

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    I desperately want to be close to someone. I'm a 20 year old student who has never had a large group of friends. I have two close guy friends who are like brothers to me, but of...
    wanderer623 wanderer623 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 10

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    I hate not having money for anything. Today I wanted my licenses not just because. I wanted my license because my mom was complaining about how she has to drive everyone every...
    LoveisBeautiful5013 LoveisBeautiful5013 18-21, F Sep 10

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    Dad, I want things to be better. I don't want any more interruptions of my processes. I don't want any more commands. I don't want you to yell at me. I don't want you to be...
    LEMONrelishthemusic LEMONrelishthemusic 18-21, F Sep 16

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    I want emotional closeness. I want sharing. I want a beautiful bridge between us that is always there always open, always secure, always our alone. I want communication. I want...
    holgado holgado 31-35, F 4 Responses Sep 17

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    I want to meet someone new and awesome. I want to go on dates with him. I want him to hold my hand. I want to kiss him. So that the next day I can continue to replay our first kiss...
    LovelyLadyJ LovelyLadyJ 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 18

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    I want to meet someone who understands me completely and would never reject me or think that I'm "weird" or "stupid" or that I should change my last. My last relationship was 3 and...
    electrapleiadian electrapleiadian 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 21