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I Want to Be a Pirate

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    Now, Let's Be Honest!

    Only if we're talking about Pirates of the Carribbean ~esque pirates. Why is that? Well, real pirates don't bathe, don't have good food - they live on the sea for goodness sakes, what do you think all that business about 'yarrr, scurvy' is about?   Plus, as nice as...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 27, 2008

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    A View From A Pirates One Eye

    Why do pirates have one eye, I have thought this over many times and after waying out all of the hazards that go along being a Pirate.I came to the conclution that it was not from doing a regular Pirates duty everyday like, pilaging every port and trying to find out where the...
    thesower thesower 51-55 1 Response Oct 26, 2013

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    Shiminey Timbers!!

    Hand over ya vessel; this here is an uh, invasion ARRRggggGGG! *shakes hook*
    mefirstGIMME mefirstGIMME 22-25, F Feb 27, 2008

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    :)

    I like Jack Sparrow, and Blackbeard. I would probably be the chef. :) That would be more fun than getting shot at, stabbed at, or forced to walk the plank. Just maybe help loot a ship once in a while and get pretty jewelry :D
    Gryphonheart Gryphonheart 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 3, 2007

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    For Katnipkitkat

    Actually, I don't want to be a pirate. lol Although a wench sounds exciting.  I saw this and thought of you. :D 
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 1 Response Jul 17, 2012

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    Tha'r She Blows

    Now that Mello has become a pirate, me thinks, I might become a deck hand!   MELLO Sorry pal... you lucky dawg...!    BLUEGEORGIA -  "Arrrghhh... to the plank with ye Mapleman"
    mapleman mapleman 46-50, M Aug 26, 2008

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    The Devil's Advocate

    But consider this: Pirates are smelly. Pirates are violent. Pirates flout the law. Pirates eat hardtack and moldy food. Pirates get ricketts. Plus pirates have to spend months at a time cooped up with other rickety, smelly, law-flouting, violent pirates eating crappy food...
    humdinger humdinger 46-50, F 6 Responses Sep 3, 2007

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    I Could Be My Own Boss, Set My...

    I could be my own boss, set my own hours and never have to pay taxes again.  Awesome!
    pinkdragonrider pinkdragonrider 31-35, F Sep 10, 2007

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    Just to Meet Him

    The word pirate for me has a completely different meaning, it means Captain Jack Sparrow... I just love him... I love Johnny Depp so much that my friends think I'm actually in love with him... I think they're right!!!
    Harmonyyy Harmonyyy 19-21, F 13 Responses Dec 7, 2007

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    Yo Ho

    Sail where you want. Free grog and wenches. All the booty you can pillage. Whats not to like?
    xiphos xiphos 26-30, M Oct 27, 2007

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    I Am A Mhwtp Pirate.

    I wanted to know more of this group since hearing that there was such a thing. CoolI know it's a generic pirate type, that's why I like it.And I read all the rules of being a pirate so I'm kinda ready. This I found in Psychological theories of primitive religion:Rather we must...
    thesower thesower 51-55 Apr 5, 2011

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    I'm Just a Pirate... Looking For Some Booty...

    My friends used to call me Pirate when I was single because they said I was always looking for some booty... so yes at one time I wanted to be a pirate... The pirates life WAS for me... I've found my first-mate and can no longer be a pirate... but it will always be close to my...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F May 19, 2008

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    Pirate Awards

    These days like hip-hop and all the new-wave, micro-wave,electronic, world, Right now for being celebraties are the leaders of the media and Pirate world.They are the mofiosa of the sea dudes.' The Somolian's!'Come on, Why isn't anyone else to the challenge of being head Pirates...
    thesower thesower 51-55 Oct 26, 2013

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    Argh You Ever Been to a Pirate Party?!

     Pirate parties are amazing, my last one was when i gathered up a whole bunch of my friends and we dressed up like pirates and went down to the beach at night and smoked and drank rum and a bbq and danced around the camp fire drunkenly. It was amazing!! XD We even had sword...
    followthewhiterabbit followthewhiterabbit 22-25, F 2 Responses May 18, 2008

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    ARRRRRRR

    It be true ... arrrve always wanted to be a Pirate ... Hoist the main sail ... swab the deck ...  arrrrr  Ive a patch on me eye, a wooden leg and they call me Captain or they walk the Plank !!    ARRRR  let spell check walk this here plank it be...
    caroli9 caroli9 36-40, F 6 Responses Jun 24, 2007

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    I Already Am!

    I have a confession - I'm not really armywifeuk - nope, I'm a pirate!! It's time to come clean - I am writing this from my little ole cabin while the ships a'rockin' -  
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 5 Responses Feb 27, 2008

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    Is Anybody Out There?

    It seems like its traveling season for pirates! Or maybe they are all out trying to earn a living!! This experience should have been called haunted mansion instead!! I expected more activity from pirates!! Or maybe pirates are men of action not words? Even...
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F Jan 12, 2009

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    Arg! Ha

    travel the seven seas. now that sounds awesome. wind at my back and the sun at my face.
    gypsysoul gypsysoul 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 11, 2009

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    Arrrrrrrr Arrrrrrrg

    http://dm.senixee.net/youareapirate.swf You are a pirate!
    smebro smebro 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 18, 2007

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    Fetch Me My Cat-o-nine-tails!

    To be a captain is to be the king of your own floating country (assuming you're not at port). I know people who've sailed around the world, that kind of freedom calls out to me, I'm gonna do it once I get me a boat or a crew position. I realize that's not exactly...
    Explodey Explodey 22-25, M Feb 21, 2010

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    Like not a modern day one.

    .like the ones in pirates of the Caribbean! Their dangerous lifestyle, travelling the world, the things they wear, the battles. Wish I could go back in time and be one:)
    dancingSpider dancingSpider 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 4

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    Okay This Is Too Weird!

    Alright okay??? This is just plain crazy. I have always talked and dreamed and drew pirates all the time. I even draw pirates pretty good. And now I have found this group!? I thought I was the only one! Sweet.... Now 58 people are gonna be pirates! We rule the gosh darn sea...
    cementerygates cementerygates 16-18, F 1 Response Feb 28, 2008

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    Kaizoku ou ni ore wa naru!

    !!!! -I ate the rubber-rubber fruit
    Emnomuc Emnomuc 26-30, M 2 Responses Nov 8

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    YO Ho - Pirate'd Life For Me

    I already live in the caribbean, so all thats left is to become a pirate! therez just something i love abt the idea of sailing the seas, drinking and having a kick *** pirate patch!    
    applescruffs applescruffs 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 24, 2009

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    Lol I wanna be a pirate captain

    and have my own ship and crew I wanna be infamous and feared I want all the loot just one thing I get motion sickness hahaha and I hate the sea
    nate4452 nate4452 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 6

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    The Greatest Gourmet Sweedish Chef In Buccaneer Bay

    Yet another song parody of mine - this one to tune of The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy by Don Raye and Hughie Prince, covered by The Andrew Sisters, Bette Midler, and many others.   He was a famous Sweedish chef upon a ship to Brazil He made the meanest meatballs spiced...
    Pelicorn Pelicorn 41-45, M Dec 13, 2011

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    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ahoy Mateys!

    Tis Capt’n Lunaaaa hollerin’ at you Lasses and same with our cannon-ball planking pig who’d be riding the waves alongside our Bilge rat. Thee won’t be fetching you hearties up in school since the wench-lass First Mate Rodgers thy scrumpet did not do so when she...
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F 1 Response May 22

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    I Wouldn't Want To &n...

    I wouldn't want to  kill anyone on the high seas, but I would love to have been a pirate way back when. To have sailed the seas in the old ships. Explored islands...And most important, have everyone say your name with fear and excitement in their voices!! In fact wouldn...
    sweetd sweetd 56-60, F 1 Response Sep 10, 2007

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    Place to Go

    myrtle beach is the place to go if u want to feel like a pirate
    Trixies Trixies 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 3, 2007

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    -sings dramatically- We are the pirates who don't do anythinggg, We just stay at home and lie arounddd, And if you ask us to do anythinggg, We'll just tell youuu, We don't do...
    GoddessThemis GoddessThemis 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 4

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    I jump myself, and truck onto this bandwagon (pirate bandwagon? - a suggestion for future debate) since I'm driving a two and a half ton. A large party can easily grapple and...
    tipidweller tipidweller 36-40, M Oct 25

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    It's a tough life for female pirates but they are always welcomed on my ship. I could always use an extra set of hands to unleash the canon.
    Piratebones Piratebones 31-35, M 2 Responses Nov 11

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    Lol I just liked it because I said it out loud like a pirate when I read it.
    MysticalUnicorn14 MysticalUnicorn14 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    **** you I'm a pirate. This thing needs to be 25 characters long.
    Dadan2 Dadan2 16-17, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Who wants to be a space pirate with me?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 26

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    Well as much as I am a humanist I fear the group. I think that laws were made because at one point in time crimes kept being committed so badly that laws had to be made in order to...
    ultraterrestrial ultraterrestrial 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 6

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    31. Favorite food. Italian. 32. Old soul or young at heart? Young at heart. 33. Coke or Pepsi. Ginger ale and them coke. 34. Favorite music. Like it all bit twangy...
    Gingersmiles Gingersmiles 41-45, F 1 Response Nov 10

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    Operation Ominous, er - I mean Onymous Stories about the Silk Road takedowns are fascinating ... not because they are about black market drug bazaars and millions of dollars worth...
    zoeb555 zoeb555 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 13

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    I want to meet someone online. i don't care much for the people here. I want to be able to get to know you, the real you, and for you to get to know me. Im kinda shy at first but...
    TheWickedJester TheWickedJester 26-30, M 4 hrs ago

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    I want to be with a man, who is sexy, handsome, intelligent, but foremost who is older than me. I want to a man who will get a divorce and who will love me forever.
    ScarlettMelanie84 ScarlettMelanie84 31-35, F 2 hrs ago

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    I want to find here a man who is older than me, sexy, intelligent, witty, handsome and who wants to have online relationship even though he is married.
    ScarlettMelanie84 ScarlettMelanie84 31-35, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I want to try all female clothing and accessories and and want to try all types of shoes, bags, and all haircut small, blunt, bob, long, shoulder and zero and all everthing
    Idontknowwhomiam Idontknowwhomiam 22-25 1 hr ago

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    I am a stoner and I just want others to accept that. I could never say that in normal social media so I just needed to say it here. What a liberating experience. :)
    stonedtina stonedtina 22-25, F 8 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I feel nervous typing this as my beautiful baby sleeps beside me and my very handsome husband, who is a great father and a good person, snores nearby. I just feel so ungrateful, or...
    iamowl iamowl 31-35, F 3 hrs ago

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    Life doesn't even seem like its worth living. I just want someone to share everything with, someone to i can hold at night and say i love in the morning. Someone that understands...
    TheWickedJester TheWickedJester 26-30, M 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    Any women want I chat I'll be up all night :)
    grasshopper832 grasshopper832 31-35, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Well I'm right back to square one AGAIN!! I was in a position very much the same as I am now before and I seem to b on a merry-go-round of the same relationships that last years...
    Squeekarose Squeekarose 31-35, F 1 hr ago

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    Girks talk me if u want to be obey
    pushupbra2015 pushupbra2015 31-35, F 1 hr ago

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