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I Want to Be a Pirate

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    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ahoy Mateys!

    Tis Capt’n Lunaaaa hollerin’ at you Lasses and same with our cannon-ball planking pig who’d be riding the waves alongside our Bilge rat. Thee won’t be fetching you hearties up in school since the wench-lass First Mate Rodgers thy scrumpet did not do so when she...
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F 1 Response May 22

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    ARRRRRRR

    It be true ... arrrve always wanted to be a Pirate ... Hoist the main sail ... swab the deck ...  arrrrr  Ive a patch on me eye, a wooden leg and they call me Captain or they walk the Plank !!    ARRRR  let spell check walk this here plank it be...
    caroli9 caroli9 36-40, F 6 Responses Jun 24, 2007

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    Now, Let's Be Honest!

    Only if we're talking about Pirates of the Carribbean ~esque pirates. Why is that? Well, real pirates don't bathe, don't have good food - they live on the sea for goodness sakes, what do you think all that business about 'yarrr, scurvy' is about?   Plus, as nice as...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 27, 2008

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    Arg! Ha

    travel the seven seas. now that sounds awesome. wind at my back and the sun at my face.
    gypsysoul gypsysoul 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 11, 2009

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    :)

    I like Jack Sparrow, and Blackbeard. I would probably be the chef. :) That would be more fun than getting shot at, stabbed at, or forced to walk the plank. Just maybe help loot a ship once in a while and get pretty jewelry :D
    Gryphonheart Gryphonheart 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 3, 2007

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    I Could Be My Own Boss, Set My...

    I could be my own boss, set my own hours and never have to pay taxes again.  Awesome!
    pinkdragonrider pinkdragonrider 31-35, F Sep 10, 2007

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    For Katnipkitkat

    Actually, I don't want to be a pirate. lol Although a wench sounds exciting.  I saw this and thought of you. :D 
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 1 Response Jul 17, 2012

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    Pirate Awards

    These days like hip-hop and all the new-wave, micro-wave,electronic, world, Right now for being celebraties are the leaders of the media and Pirate world.They are the mofiosa of the sea dudes.' The Somolian's!'Come on, Why isn't anyone else to the challenge of being head Pirates...
    thesower thesower 51-55 Oct 26, 2013

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    I Already Am!

    I have a confession - I'm not really armywifeuk - nope, I'm a pirate!! It's time to come clean - I am writing this from my little ole cabin while the ships a'rockin' -  
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 5 Responses Feb 27, 2008

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    I'm Just a Pirate... Looking For Some Booty...

    My friends used to call me Pirate when I was single because they said I was always looking for some booty... so yes at one time I wanted to be a pirate... The pirates life WAS for me... I've found my first-mate and can no longer be a pirate... but it will always be close to my...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F May 19, 2008

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    Fetch Me My Cat-o-nine-tails!

    To be a captain is to be the king of your own floating country (assuming you're not at port). I know people who've sailed around the world, that kind of freedom calls out to me, I'm gonna do it once I get me a boat or a crew position. I realize that's not exactly...
    Explodey Explodey 22-25, M Feb 21, 2010

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    I Wouldn't Want To &n...

    I wouldn't want to  kill anyone on the high seas, but I would love to have been a pirate way back when. To have sailed the seas in the old ships. Explored islands...And most important, have everyone say your name with fear and excitement in their voices!! In fact wouldn...
    sweetd sweetd 56-60, F 1 Response Sep 10, 2007

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    A View From A Pirates One Eye

    Why do pirates have one eye, I have thought this over many times and after waying out all of the hazards that go along being a Pirate.I came to the conclution that it was not from doing a regular Pirates duty everyday like, pilaging every port and trying to find out where the...
    thesower thesower 51-55 1 Response Oct 26, 2013

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    Tha'r She Blows

    Now that Mello has become a pirate, me thinks, I might become a deck hand!   MELLO Sorry pal... you lucky dawg...!    BLUEGEORGIA -  "Arrrghhh... to the plank with ye Mapleman"
    mapleman mapleman 46-50, M Aug 26, 2008

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    YO Ho - Pirate'd Life For Me

    I already live in the caribbean, so all thats left is to become a pirate! therez just something i love abt the idea of sailing the seas, drinking and having a kick *** pirate patch!    
    applescruffs applescruffs 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 24, 2009

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    I Am A Mhwtp Pirate.

    I wanted to know more of this group since hearing that there was such a thing. CoolI know it's a generic pirate type, that's why I like it.And I read all the rules of being a pirate so I'm kinda ready. This I found in Psychological theories of primitive religion:Rather we must...
    thesower thesower 51-55 Apr 5, 2011

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    Is Anybody Out There?

    It seems like its traveling season for pirates! Or maybe they are all out trying to earn a living!! This experience should have been called haunted mansion instead!! I expected more activity from pirates!! Or maybe pirates are men of action not words? Even...
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F Jan 12, 2009

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    Argh You Ever Been to a Pirate Party?!

     Pirate parties are amazing, my last one was when i gathered up a whole bunch of my friends and we dressed up like pirates and went down to the beach at night and smoked and drank rum and a bbq and danced around the camp fire drunkenly. It was amazing!! XD We even had sword...
    followthewhiterabbit followthewhiterabbit 22-25, F 2 Responses May 18, 2008

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    Okay This Is Too Weird!

    Alright okay??? This is just plain crazy. I have always talked and dreamed and drew pirates all the time. I even draw pirates pretty good. And now I have found this group!? I thought I was the only one! Sweet.... Now 58 people are gonna be pirates! We rule the gosh darn sea...
    cementerygates cementerygates 16-18, F 1 Response Feb 28, 2008

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    The Devil's Advocate

    But consider this: Pirates are smelly. Pirates are violent. Pirates flout the law. Pirates eat hardtack and moldy food. Pirates get ricketts. Plus pirates have to spend months at a time cooped up with other rickety, smelly, law-flouting, violent pirates eating crappy food...
    humdinger humdinger 46-50, F 6 Responses Sep 3, 2007

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    The Greatest Gourmet Sweedish Chef In Buccaneer Bay

    Yet another song parody of mine - this one to tune of The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy by Don Raye and Hughie Prince, covered by The Andrew Sisters, Bette Midler, and many others.   He was a famous Sweedish chef upon a ship to Brazil He made the meanest meatballs spiced...
    Pelicorn Pelicorn 41-45, M Dec 13, 2011

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    Lol I wanna be a pirate captain

    and have my own ship and crew I wanna be infamous and feared I want all the loot just one thing I get motion sickness hahaha and I hate the sea
    nate4452 nate4452 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 6

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    Arrrrrrrr Arrrrrrrg

    http://dm.senixee.net/youareapirate.swf You are a pirate!
    smebro smebro 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 18, 2007

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    Place to Go

    myrtle beach is the place to go if u want to feel like a pirate
    Trixies Trixies 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 3, 2007

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    Yo Ho

    Sail where you want. Free grog and wenches. All the booty you can pillage. Whats not to like?
    xiphos xiphos 26-30, M Oct 27, 2007

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    Shiminey Timbers!!

    Hand over ya vessel; this here is an uh, invasion ARRRggggGGG! *shakes hook*
    mefirstGIMME mefirstGIMME 22-25, F Feb 27, 2008

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    Just to Meet Him

    The word pirate for me has a completely different meaning, it means Captain Jack Sparrow... I just love him... I love Johnny Depp so much that my friends think I'm actually in love with him... I think they're right!!!
    Harmonyyy Harmonyyy 19-21, F 13 Responses Dec 7, 2007

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    I was on a boat a couple weeks back. And ya.... I got strong feelings of wanting to be a sailor of some sort. Pirating would fit the desire.
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    Yes I do I want to because when I'm alone I feel like there's no one to hurt me and I can't hurt anyone. I can't trust people because I've always had people in my life that hurt me...
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    I've wanted to die forever. My life used to be much worse than it is now no friends, no freedom, drug problems, nobody to care about. I just sat alone with pure nothingness for...
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    Well I want to take a **** but I'm clogged up. Moral of the story: We don't always get what we want.
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    how can you say you torture me? you're already thinking about someone else. when he comes home, you'll be in his arms and I'll be gone but I know my day will come I know...
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    Ask me anything you want :)
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    wolfe2012 wolfe2012 41-45, M 4 hrs ago

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    Any girl want to talk?? ;)
    100BlackRoses 100BlackRoses 13-15, F 4 hrs ago

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    you can't always get what you want but if you try sometimes, you get what you need!
    mierdamundo mierdamundo 31-35 4 hrs ago