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I Want to Be a Pirate

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    ARRRRRRR

    It be true ... arrrve always wanted to be a Pirate ... Hoist the main sail ... swab the deck ...  arrrrr  Ive a patch on me eye, a wooden leg and they call me Captain or they walk the Plank !!    ARRRR  let spell check walk this here plank it be...
    caroli9 caroli9 36-40, F 6 Responses Jun 24, 2007

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    Place to Go

    myrtle beach is the place to go if u want to feel like a pirate
    Trixies Trixies 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 3, 2007

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    I Already Am!

    I have a confession - I'm not really armywifeuk - nope, I'm a pirate!! It's time to come clean - I am writing this from my little ole cabin while the ships a'rockin' -  
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 5 Responses Feb 27, 2008

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    I Could Be My Own Boss, Set My...

    I could be my own boss, set my own hours and never have to pay taxes again.  Awesome!
    pinkdragonrider pinkdragonrider 31-35, F Sep 10, 2007

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    :)

    I like Jack Sparrow, and Blackbeard. I would probably be the chef. :) That would be more fun than getting shot at, stabbed at, or forced to walk the plank. Just maybe help loot a ship once in a while and get pretty jewelry :D
    Gryphonheart Gryphonheart 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 3, 2007

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    Arg! Ha

    travel the seven seas. now that sounds awesome. wind at my back and the sun at my face.
    gypsysoul gypsysoul 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 11, 2009

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    YO Ho - Pirate'd Life For Me

    I already live in the caribbean, so all thats left is to become a pirate! therez just something i love abt the idea of sailing the seas, drinking and having a kick *** pirate patch!    
    applescruffs applescruffs 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 24, 2009

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    Argh You Ever Been to a Pirate Party?!

     Pirate parties are amazing, my last one was when i gathered up a whole bunch of my friends and we dressed up like pirates and went down to the beach at night and smoked and drank rum and a bbq and danced around the camp fire drunkenly. It was amazing!! XD We even had sword...
    followthewhiterabbit followthewhiterabbit 22-25, F 2 Responses May 18, 2008

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    I'm Just a Pirate... Looking For Some Booty...

    My friends used to call me Pirate when I was single because they said I was always looking for some booty... so yes at one time I wanted to be a pirate... The pirates life WAS for me... I've found my first-mate and can no longer be a pirate... but it will always be close to my...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F May 19, 2008

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    Shiminey Timbers!!

    Hand over ya vessel; this here is an uh, invasion ARRRggggGGG! *shakes hook*
    mefirstGIMME mefirstGIMME 22-25, F Feb 27, 2008

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    Lol I wanna be a pirate captain

    and have my own ship and crew I wanna be infamous and feared I want all the loot just one thing I get motion sickness hahaha and I hate the sea
    nate4452 nate4452 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 6

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    Just to Meet Him

    The word pirate for me has a completely different meaning, it means Captain Jack Sparrow... I just love him... I love Johnny Depp so much that my friends think I'm actually in love with him... I think they're right!!!
    Harmonyyy Harmonyyy 19-21, F 13 Responses Dec 7, 2007

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    I Am A Mhwtp Pirate.

    I wanted to know more of this group since hearing that there was such a thing. CoolI know it's a generic pirate type, that's why I like it.And I read all the rules of being a pirate so I'm kinda ready. This I found in Psychological theories of primitive religion:Rather we must...
    thesower thesower 51-55 Apr 5, 2011

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    Fetch Me My Cat-o-nine-tails!

    To be a captain is to be the king of your own floating country (assuming you're not at port). I know people who've sailed around the world, that kind of freedom calls out to me, I'm gonna do it once I get me a boat or a crew position. I realize that's not exactly...
    Explodey Explodey 22-25, M Feb 21, 2010

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    Now, Let's Be Honest!

    Only if we're talking about Pirates of the Carribbean ~esque pirates. Why is that? Well, real pirates don't bathe, don't have good food - they live on the sea for goodness sakes, what do you think all that business about 'yarrr, scurvy' is about?   Plus, as nice as...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 27, 2008

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    The Devil's Advocate

    But consider this: Pirates are smelly. Pirates are violent. Pirates flout the law. Pirates eat hardtack and moldy food. Pirates get ricketts. Plus pirates have to spend months at a time cooped up with other rickety, smelly, law-flouting, violent pirates eating crappy food...
    humdinger humdinger 46-50, F 6 Responses Sep 3, 2007

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    Pirate Awards

    These days like hip-hop and all the new-wave, micro-wave,electronic, world, Right now for being celebraties are the leaders of the media and Pirate world.They are the mofiosa of the sea dudes.' The Somolian's!'Come on, Why isn't anyone else to the challenge of being head Pirates...
    thesower thesower 51-55 Oct 26, 2013

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    I Wouldn't Want To &n...

    I wouldn't want to  kill anyone on the high seas, but I would love to have been a pirate way back when. To have sailed the seas in the old ships. Explored islands...And most important, have everyone say your name with fear and excitement in their voices!! In fact wouldn...
    sweetd sweetd 56-60, F 1 Response Sep 10, 2007

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    The Greatest Gourmet Sweedish Chef In Buccaneer Bay

    Yet another song parody of mine - this one to tune of The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy by Don Raye and Hughie Prince, covered by The Andrew Sisters, Bette Midler, and many others.   He was a famous Sweedish chef upon a ship to Brazil He made the meanest meatballs spiced...
    Pelicorn Pelicorn 41-45, M Dec 13, 2011

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    A View From A Pirates One Eye

    Why do pirates have one eye, I have thought this over many times and after waying out all of the hazards that go along being a Pirate.I came to the conclution that it was not from doing a regular Pirates duty everyday like, pilaging every port and trying to find out where the...
    thesower thesower 51-55 1 Response Oct 26, 2013

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    Okay This Is Too Weird!

    Alright okay??? This is just plain crazy. I have always talked and dreamed and drew pirates all the time. I even draw pirates pretty good. And now I have found this group!? I thought I was the only one! Sweet.... Now 58 people are gonna be pirates! We rule the gosh darn sea...
    cementerygates cementerygates 16-18, F 1 Response Feb 28, 2008

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    Arrrrrrrr Arrrrrrrg

    http://dm.senixee.net/youareapirate.swf You are a pirate!
    smebro smebro 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 18, 2007

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    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ahoy Mateys!

    Tis Capt’n Lunaaaa hollerin’ at you Lasses and same with our cannon-ball planking pig who’d be riding the waves alongside our Bilge rat. Thee won’t be fetching you hearties up in school since the wench-lass First Mate Rodgers thy scrumpet did not do so when she...
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F 1 Response May 22

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    Is Anybody Out There?

    It seems like its traveling season for pirates! Or maybe they are all out trying to earn a living!! This experience should have been called haunted mansion instead!! I expected more activity from pirates!! Or maybe pirates are men of action not words? Even...
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F Jan 12, 2009

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    Yo Ho

    Sail where you want. Free grog and wenches. All the booty you can pillage. Whats not to like?
    xiphos xiphos 26-30, M Oct 27, 2007

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    Tha'r She Blows

    Now that Mello has become a pirate, me thinks, I might become a deck hand!   MELLO Sorry pal... you lucky dawg...!    BLUEGEORGIA -  "Arrrghhh... to the plank with ye Mapleman"
    mapleman mapleman 46-50, M Aug 26, 2008

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    For Katnipkitkat

    Actually, I don't want to be a pirate. lol Although a wench sounds exciting.  I saw this and thought of you. :D 
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 1 Response Jul 17, 2012

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    9/1/14 There's a pirate in my oak Tree. Not a real swashbuckling kinda guy- just the memory of his beard. Here in Fl. we have all sorts of odd things. Besides the tourists I...
    minimeowz minimeowz 61-65, F 3 Responses Aug 31

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    i'm not a Pirate... but cool fact about me number ... well... can you have negative cool facts??? My initials +maiden name Initials spell ARGH! which... kinda makes me pirate-ish...
    SKiesterly SKiesterly 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 23

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    The plan to survive the apocalypse in style.... I shall become a pirate. All I need is a ship and a supply of rum. I already have the finest crew ever assembled and enough...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 2 Responses Sep 9

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    I have tons of favorite movies. I won't put them all in one post cause that's too many for one post. At least on the side of most readers, I think. Fern Gully Rescuers Down Under...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 22

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    He's had enough. No one says this to a pirate.
    7Sparrows 7Sparrows 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 3

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    The Queen Is Up To Some Mischief*teases in a singsongy voice*"Oh, Pirate Prince... I stole your flag..."*laughs and sashays back to the castle*
    livelaughlovedream3 livelaughlovedream3 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 12

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    I GOT JAY. Just like I said I would. I'm Drew, 14, from Virginia, and I got what I wanted. Jay has been my dream forever. I've had a crush on him for years. We live in the same...
    jayfuckedme jayfuckedme 13-15, M 12 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    My parents just told me I better stop listening to this kind of music (muse, radiohead, etc) because it's to depressive "for my age", and because I am just writing lyrics like this...
    DiegoSMarinho DiegoSMarinho 16-17, M 3 hrs ago

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    Reading all these stories of women who have stayed for 10+ years makes my heart ache. I don't want to put up with this emotional turmoil for that long. How did you ladies find the...
    Galaxystar25 Galaxystar25 22-25, F 16 hrs ago

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    I'm a wreck.. I have depression and anxiety! I want to feel motivated to do something. I want to be able to make my own lunches for work. Make my own dinners... Just to live like a...
    MrCutBleedSmile MrCutBleedSmile 18-21, M 16 hrs ago

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    I always find this website when I'm feeling frustrated with my husband. We're both young and urban people and we get along and understand each other in hard times. We're both very...
    Jessicastephens Jessicastephens 31-35, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I would like to die. I don't want to kill myself but I want to stop feeling and dying is the best way. I don't want to write down my situation because I don't want solutions...
    ande7897 ande7897 26-30, M 4 hrs ago

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    I want to get a Ph.D., in anything really, but currently I am thinking neuroscience. I got a 4.2 GPA in high school. For some reason I never really decided to go to college and...
    Cass1618 Cass1618 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    I feel like I'm worthless, I feel sad and angry and i feel neglected by my friends. I have always felt like I would never cut myself because at that time in life I was happy and...
    AnonymousSloth AnonymousSloth 13-15 13 hrs ago

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    I do. I really ******* do. *runs hands through my hair* because life right now is so hard and now I can't even think straight and it's killing me to be the way I am.. with everyone...
    BENDrowned BENDrowned 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    I'm Alex, 17, and really want a boyfriend. I feel so lonely sometimes and that there is no one for me, but I don't want to give up. I want a boyfriend who will love me, take care...
    AlexBunnyBoy AlexBunnyBoy 18-21, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I know I rarely if ever dance with anybody else at a party, but if you asked me to dance, I would get up and dance with you. Tonight I watched you standing there, your back against...
    confusionswirlinginmyhead confusionswirlinginmyhead 18-21, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I want to be the girl that every guy likes. I want to be the girl that people can notice. I want to be that popular girl...
    mojo0101 mojo0101 13-15, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Time moves on, new people come, new ideas come and things happen. The new generation wants to explore some things, but the older generations hold them back because they feel it's...
    Blueblues12 Blueblues12 13-15, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I want a girl to tie me face down with ropes, straps, chains, cuffs, or whatever, by my wrists and ankles so I am spread out. Then, she slowly pulls down my trousers, then my...
    woodstock16996 woodstock16996 18-21, M 20 hrs ago

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    I have already raided across the North Sea. England. I'm here in London now. I have seen various places in England, but next I want to raid in France! Pass the point at which Rollo...
    Skjeggstad Skjeggstad 22-25, F 7 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    I want to be a warrior. A swordsman to be exact. But alas, in this age being a swordsman might bring you on the streets. I want to go to war.... riding a horse...decimating enemy...
    Swadesh1995 Swadesh1995 18-21, M 2 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    I really do, but I don't want tho creepy guys or girl asking for pictures and stuff. I want a friend.
    jeaaane jeaaane 13-15, F 5 Responses 12 hrs ago

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