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I Want to Be a Pirate

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    Okay This Is Too Weird!

    Alright okay??? This is just plain crazy. I have always talked and dreamed and drew pirates all the time. I even draw pirates pretty good. And now I have found this group!? I thought I was the only one! Sweet.... Now 58 people are gonna be pirates! We rule the gosh darn sea...
    cementerygates cementerygates 16-18, F 1 Response Feb 28, 2008

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    :)

    I like Jack Sparrow, and Blackbeard. I would probably be the chef. :) That would be more fun than getting shot at, stabbed at, or forced to walk the plank. Just maybe help loot a ship once in a while and get pretty jewelry :D
    Gryphonheart Gryphonheart 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 3, 2007

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    Fetch Me My Cat-o-nine-tails!

    To be a captain is to be the king of your own floating country (assuming you're not at port). I know people who've sailed around the world, that kind of freedom calls out to me, I'm gonna do it once I get me a boat or a crew position. I realize that's not exactly...
    Explodey Explodey 22-25, M Feb 21, 2010

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    YO Ho - Pirate'd Life For Me

    I already live in the caribbean, so all thats left is to become a pirate! therez just something i love abt the idea of sailing the seas, drinking and having a kick *** pirate patch!    
    applescruffs applescruffs 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 24, 2009

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    I Am A Mhwtp Pirate.

    I wanted to know more of this group since hearing that there was such a thing. CoolI know it's a generic pirate type, that's why I like it.And I read all the rules of being a pirate so I'm kinda ready. This I found in Psychological theories of primitive religion:Rather we must...
    thesower thesower 51-55 Apr 5, 2011

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    I Already Am!

    I have a confession - I'm not really armywifeuk - nope, I'm a pirate!! It's time to come clean - I am writing this from my little ole cabin while the ships a'rockin' -  
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 5 Responses Feb 27, 2008

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    Lol I wanna be a pirate captain

    and have my own ship and crew I wanna be infamous and feared I want all the loot just one thing I get motion sickness hahaha and I hate the sea
    nate4452 nate4452 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 6

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    Arrrrrrrr Arrrrrrrg

    http://dm.senixee.net/youareapirate.swf You are a pirate!
    smebro smebro 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 18, 2007

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    A View From A Pirates One Eye

    Why do pirates have one eye, I have thought this over many times and after waying out all of the hazards that go along being a Pirate.I came to the conclution that it was not from doing a regular Pirates duty everyday like, pilaging every port and trying to find out where the...
    thesower thesower 51-55 1 Response Oct 26, 2013

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    Argh You Ever Been to a Pirate Party?!

     Pirate parties are amazing, my last one was when i gathered up a whole bunch of my friends and we dressed up like pirates and went down to the beach at night and smoked and drank rum and a bbq and danced around the camp fire drunkenly. It was amazing!! XD We even had sword...
    followthewhiterabbit followthewhiterabbit 22-25, F 2 Responses May 18, 2008

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    Pirate Awards

    These days like hip-hop and all the new-wave, micro-wave,electronic, world, Right now for being celebraties are the leaders of the media and Pirate world.They are the mofiosa of the sea dudes.' The Somolian's!'Come on, Why isn't anyone else to the challenge of being head Pirates...
    thesower thesower 51-55 Oct 26, 2013

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    For Katnipkitkat

    Actually, I don't want to be a pirate. lol Although a wench sounds exciting.  I saw this and thought of you. :D 
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 1 Response Jul 17, 2012

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    The Greatest Gourmet Sweedish Chef In Buccaneer Bay

    Yet another song parody of mine - this one to tune of The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy by Don Raye and Hughie Prince, covered by The Andrew Sisters, Bette Midler, and many others.   He was a famous Sweedish chef upon a ship to Brazil He made the meanest meatballs spiced...
    Pelicorn Pelicorn 41-45, M Dec 13, 2011

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    Shiminey Timbers!!

    Hand over ya vessel; this here is an uh, invasion ARRRggggGGG! *shakes hook*
    mefirstGIMME mefirstGIMME 22-25, F Feb 27, 2008

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    The Devil's Advocate

    But consider this: Pirates are smelly. Pirates are violent. Pirates flout the law. Pirates eat hardtack and moldy food. Pirates get ricketts. Plus pirates have to spend months at a time cooped up with other rickety, smelly, law-flouting, violent pirates eating crappy food...
    humdinger humdinger 46-50, F 6 Responses Sep 3, 2007

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    I'm Just a Pirate... Looking For Some Booty...

    My friends used to call me Pirate when I was single because they said I was always looking for some booty... so yes at one time I wanted to be a pirate... The pirates life WAS for me... I've found my first-mate and can no longer be a pirate... but it will always be close to my...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F May 19, 2008

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    ARRRRRRR

    It be true ... arrrve always wanted to be a Pirate ... Hoist the main sail ... swab the deck ...  arrrrr  Ive a patch on me eye, a wooden leg and they call me Captain or they walk the Plank !!    ARRRR  let spell check walk this here plank it be...
    caroli9 caroli9 36-40, F 6 Responses Jun 24, 2007

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    Just to Meet Him

    The word pirate for me has a completely different meaning, it means Captain Jack Sparrow... I just love him... I love Johnny Depp so much that my friends think I'm actually in love with him... I think they're right!!!
    Harmonyyy Harmonyyy 19-21, F 13 Responses Dec 7, 2007

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    Tha'r She Blows

    Now that Mello has become a pirate, me thinks, I might become a deck hand!   MELLO Sorry pal... you lucky dawg...!    BLUEGEORGIA -  "Arrrghhh... to the plank with ye Mapleman"
    mapleman mapleman 46-50, M Aug 26, 2008

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    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ahoy Mateys!

    Tis Capt’n Lunaaaa hollerin’ at you Lasses and same with our cannon-ball planking pig who’d be riding the waves alongside our Bilge rat. Thee won’t be fetching you hearties up in school since the wench-lass First Mate Rodgers thy scrumpet did not do so when she...
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F 1 Response May 22

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    Arg! Ha

    travel the seven seas. now that sounds awesome. wind at my back and the sun at my face.
    gypsysoul gypsysoul 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 11, 2009

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    Place to Go

    myrtle beach is the place to go if u want to feel like a pirate
    Trixies Trixies 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 3, 2007

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    I Wouldn't Want To &n...

    I wouldn't want to  kill anyone on the high seas, but I would love to have been a pirate way back when. To have sailed the seas in the old ships. Explored islands...And most important, have everyone say your name with fear and excitement in their voices!! In fact wouldn...
    sweetd sweetd 56-60, F 1 Response Sep 10, 2007

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    I Could Be My Own Boss, Set My...

    I could be my own boss, set my own hours and never have to pay taxes again.  Awesome!
    pinkdragonrider pinkdragonrider 31-35, F Sep 10, 2007

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    Like not a modern day one.

    .like the ones in pirates of the Caribbean! Their dangerous lifestyle, travelling the world, the things they wear, the battles. Wish I could go back in time and be one:)
    dancingSpider dancingSpider 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 4

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    Now, Let's Be Honest!

    Only if we're talking about Pirates of the Carribbean ~esque pirates. Why is that? Well, real pirates don't bathe, don't have good food - they live on the sea for goodness sakes, what do you think all that business about 'yarrr, scurvy' is about?   Plus, as nice as...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 27, 2008

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    Yo Ho

    Sail where you want. Free grog and wenches. All the booty you can pillage. Whats not to like?
    xiphos xiphos 26-30, M Oct 27, 2007

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    Is Anybody Out There?

    It seems like its traveling season for pirates! Or maybe they are all out trying to earn a living!! This experience should have been called haunted mansion instead!! I expected more activity from pirates!! Or maybe pirates are men of action not words? Even...
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F Jan 12, 2009

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    I jump myself, and truck onto this bandwagon (pirate bandwagon? - a suggestion for future debate) since I'm driving a two and a half ton. A large party can easily grapple and...
    tipidweller tipidweller 36-40, M 5 days ago

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    I have been putting off writing a pirate adventure story and finally decided to continue where I left off two months ago...if you want to read what I have and tell me what I can...
    MostArdently MostArdently 31-35, M Oct 15

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    Who wants to be a space pirate with me?
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 days ago

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    Q: Why can't pirates play cards? A: Because they're always standing on the deck!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 18

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    Just once, I want to be loved, I want to be hard to leave. I want someone staying up all night thinking only of me. guess its hard to find someone who will huh? -_-
    ItsMusethBabe ItsMusethBabe 18-21, F 8 Responses 1 hr ago

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    1. I like Pop music a lot 2. I'm a cinephile 3. I have abandonment issues 4. I like sleeping with my window open 5. I like living in a peaceful serene place 6. I have a southern...
    anonymoussouthernbabe anonymoussouthernbabe 16-17, F 1 hr ago

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    If you've got nothing to do I guess I can tell you story or two And if you're quite bored ill make it three All about love, oh silly me Falling and crashing Kicking and thrashing...
    justbreath12 justbreath12 18-21, F 58 mins ago

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    I wonder about this for seeing people lie all of the time and say and act fake, although i can't tell a lie or lie about anything. Is it so easy to lie and act fake as notice all...
    Egyptianguy34 Egyptianguy34 31-35, M 2 hrs ago

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    Any body wants to facetime?
    Aintboynomorebutman Aintboynomorebutman 22-25, M 1 hr ago

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    1. I'm a Leo 2. I am a book worm 3. My favourite books are Hush Hush and Thrown of glass 4. I am 17 years young 5. I love wolves 6. I am very creative 7. I am an aunty to seven 8...
    ScarM3 ScarM3 16-17, F Oct 1

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    Did you ever feel like you look around you and feel as though you are surrounded by anger, blame, cynicism, skepticism, judgment, and competition?I want my innocence back.I want to...
    mistletoe41 mistletoe41 41-45, F 2 Responses Oct 2

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    I want to be the unique and beautiful goddess I once was. Right now, I am ugly and undesirable. I loved myself last week and the week before, but something happened this week that...
    WingsofTime WingsofTime 22-25, F Oct 3

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    I want to hold your hand. I want to reach down without looking and feel your hand meet mine in our perfect embrace that we have had since the first time 9 years ago. I want to...
    overtherainbow47 overtherainbow47 41-45, M Oct 3

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    I know you aren't supposed to look for the right guy and that he's just supposed to come along but I feel like nothing will happen if I don't look because it hasn't happened before...
    Dreamer32 Dreamer32 26-30, F 4 Responses Oct 4

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    Sometimes I really wish I couldn't feel anything. I want to be numb all the time. No emotions. No feelings. No more happiness. No more anger. No more sadness. No more hurt. If...
    abbylynn98 abbylynn98 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 4

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    It's awkwardly interesting to feel one thing yet think another. I think I want to be with my ex I feel like I have to be a with him I'm terribly obsessed and I need relief. I'm so...
    Janisoneluv Janisoneluv 26-30, F Oct 5

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    My parents asked me where I wanted to be in five years. They were asking if I wanted to own a house or a different car, and what kind of career I wanted to be in. All I want to do...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Oct 5

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    I have awful anxiety. I'm on medication for it -- but I think a lot of people who are on anti-depressants for whatever reason know the feeling of being generally better but not...
    nyysfg27 nyysfg27 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 6

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    I have been with my husband for a total of 10 years, 4 years of marriage, we have 1 child together, a 3 year old. About 6 months into our marriage I should have divorced him. He...
    1standlast 1standlast 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 8

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    I've never had a relationship that wasn't short-lived and only about sexual stuff. I was either too shy to go after the ones I really wanted or too oblivious to realize that there...
    TheEmberLeader TheEmberLeader 22-25, M 3 Responses Oct 12

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    I've never had a relationship that wasn't short-lived and only about sexual stuff. I was either too shy to go after the ones I really wanted or too oblivious to realize that there...
    TheEmberLeader TheEmberLeader 22-25, M Oct 12

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    I've never had a relationship that wasn't short-lived and only about sexual stuff. I was either too shy to go after the ones I really wanted or too oblivious to realize that there...
    TheEmberLeader TheEmberLeader 22-25, M 2 Responses Oct 12

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