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I Want to Be a Pirate

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    I like Jack Sparrow, and Blackbeard. I would probably be the chef. :) That would be more fun than getting shot at, stabbed at, or forced to walk the plank. Just maybe help loot a ship once in a while and get pretty jewelry :D
    Gryphonheart Gryphonheart 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 3, 2007

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    A View From A Pirates One Eye

    Why do pirates have one eye, I have thought this over many times and after waying out all of the hazards that go along being a Pirate.I came to the conclution that it was not from doing a regular Pirates duty everyday like, pilaging every port and trying to find out where the...
    thesower thesower 51-55 1 Response Oct 26, 2013

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    Shiminey Timbers!!

    Hand over ya vessel; this here is an uh, invasion ARRRggggGGG! *shakes hook*
    mefirstGIMME mefirstGIMME 22-25, F Feb 27, 2008

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    Now, Let's Be Honest!

    Only if we're talking about Pirates of the Carribbean ~esque pirates. Why is that? Well, real pirates don't bathe, don't have good food - they live on the sea for goodness sakes, what do you think all that business about 'yarrr, scurvy' is about?   Plus, as nice as...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 27, 2008

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    ARRRRRRR

    It be true ... arrrve always wanted to be a Pirate ... Hoist the main sail ... swab the deck ...  arrrrr  Ive a patch on me eye, a wooden leg and they call me Captain or they walk the Plank !!    ARRRR  let spell check walk this here plank it be...
    caroli9 caroli9 36-40, F 6 Responses Jun 24, 2007

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    Just to Meet Him

    The word pirate for me has a completely different meaning, it means Captain Jack Sparrow... I just love him... I love Johnny Depp so much that my friends think I'm actually in love with him... I think they're right!!!
    Harmonyyy Harmonyyy 19-21, F 13 Responses Dec 7, 2007

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    Pirate Awards

    These days like hip-hop and all the new-wave, micro-wave,electronic, world, Right now for being celebraties are the leaders of the media and Pirate world.They are the mofiosa of the sea dudes.' The Somolian's!'Come on, Why isn't anyone else to the challenge of being head Pirates...
    thesower thesower 51-55 Oct 26, 2013

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    I Am A Mhwtp Pirate.

    I wanted to know more of this group since hearing that there was such a thing. CoolI know it's a generic pirate type, that's why I like it.And I read all the rules of being a pirate so I'm kinda ready. This I found in Psychological theories of primitive religion:Rather we must...
    thesower thesower 51-55 Apr 5, 2011

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    Lol I wanna be a pirate captain

    and have my own ship and crew I wanna be infamous and feared I want all the loot just one thing I get motion sickness hahaha and I hate the sea
    nate4452 nate4452 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 6

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    YO Ho - Pirate'd Life For Me

    I already live in the caribbean, so all thats left is to become a pirate! therez just something i love abt the idea of sailing the seas, drinking and having a kick *** pirate patch!    
    applescruffs applescruffs 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 24, 2009

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    The Devil's Advocate

    But consider this: Pirates are smelly. Pirates are violent. Pirates flout the law. Pirates eat hardtack and moldy food. Pirates get ricketts. Plus pirates have to spend months at a time cooped up with other rickety, smelly, law-flouting, violent pirates eating crappy food...
    humdinger humdinger 46-50, F 6 Responses Sep 3, 2007

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    I'm Just a Pirate... Looking For Some Booty...

    My friends used to call me Pirate when I was single because they said I was always looking for some booty... so yes at one time I wanted to be a pirate... The pirates life WAS for me... I've found my first-mate and can no longer be a pirate... but it will always be close to my...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F May 19, 2008

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    Place to Go

    myrtle beach is the place to go if u want to feel like a pirate
    Trixies Trixies 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 3, 2007

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    The Greatest Gourmet Sweedish Chef In Buccaneer Bay

    Yet another song parody of mine - this one to tune of The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy by Don Raye and Hughie Prince, covered by The Andrew Sisters, Bette Midler, and many others.   He was a famous Sweedish chef upon a ship to Brazil He made the meanest meatballs spiced...
    Pelicorn Pelicorn 41-45, M Dec 13, 2011

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    I Wouldn't Want To &n...

    I wouldn't want to  kill anyone on the high seas, but I would love to have been a pirate way back when. To have sailed the seas in the old ships. Explored islands...And most important, have everyone say your name with fear and excitement in their voices!! In fact wouldn...
    sweetd sweetd 56-60, F 1 Response Sep 10, 2007

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    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ahoy Mateys!

    Tis Capt’n Lunaaaa hollerin’ at you Lasses and same with our cannon-ball planking pig who’d be riding the waves alongside our Bilge rat. Thee won’t be fetching you hearties up in school since the wench-lass First Mate Rodgers thy scrumpet did not do so when she...
    Lunaaaa Lunaaaa 18-21, F 1 Response May 22

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    I Could Be My Own Boss, Set My...

    I could be my own boss, set my own hours and never have to pay taxes again.  Awesome!
    pinkdragonrider pinkdragonrider 31-35, F Sep 10, 2007

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    Fetch Me My Cat-o-nine-tails!

    To be a captain is to be the king of your own floating country (assuming you're not at port). I know people who've sailed around the world, that kind of freedom calls out to me, I'm gonna do it once I get me a boat or a crew position. I realize that's not exactly...
    Explodey Explodey 22-25, M Feb 21, 2010

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    Okay This Is Too Weird!

    Alright okay??? This is just plain crazy. I have always talked and dreamed and drew pirates all the time. I even draw pirates pretty good. And now I have found this group!? I thought I was the only one! Sweet.... Now 58 people are gonna be pirates! We rule the gosh darn sea...
    cementerygates cementerygates 16-18, F 1 Response Feb 28, 2008

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    Arrrrrrrr Arrrrrrrg

    http://dm.senixee.net/youareapirate.swf You are a pirate!
    smebro smebro 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 18, 2007

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    For Katnipkitkat

    Actually, I don't want to be a pirate. lol Although a wench sounds exciting.  I saw this and thought of you. :D 
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 1 Response Jul 17, 2012

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    Tha'r She Blows

    Now that Mello has become a pirate, me thinks, I might become a deck hand!   MELLO Sorry pal... you lucky dawg...!    BLUEGEORGIA -  "Arrrghhh... to the plank with ye Mapleman"
    mapleman mapleman 46-50, M Aug 26, 2008

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    Arg! Ha

    travel the seven seas. now that sounds awesome. wind at my back and the sun at my face.
    gypsysoul gypsysoul 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 11, 2009

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    Is Anybody Out There?

    It seems like its traveling season for pirates! Or maybe they are all out trying to earn a living!! This experience should have been called haunted mansion instead!! I expected more activity from pirates!! Or maybe pirates are men of action not words? Even...
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F Jan 12, 2009

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    Argh You Ever Been to a Pirate Party?!

     Pirate parties are amazing, my last one was when i gathered up a whole bunch of my friends and we dressed up like pirates and went down to the beach at night and smoked and drank rum and a bbq and danced around the camp fire drunkenly. It was amazing!! XD We even had sword...
    followthewhiterabbit followthewhiterabbit 22-25, F 2 Responses May 18, 2008

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    Yo Ho

    Sail where you want. Free grog and wenches. All the booty you can pillage. Whats not to like?
    xiphos xiphos 26-30, M Oct 27, 2007

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    I Already Am!

    I have a confession - I'm not really armywifeuk - nope, I'm a pirate!! It's time to come clean - I am writing this from my little ole cabin while the ships a'rockin' -  
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 5 Responses Feb 27, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    Look at my new profile pic ;) That says it all. "Yes I am a pirate, 200 years too late. The cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over 40 victim of fate." J...
    StormWatcher69 StormWatcher69 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    Who wants to join my pirate crew ;D? Lemme know ;pMessage me if u have any questions :p
    GoldRoger GoldRoger 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 4

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    1. People on here call me Zuzu, which is a shortened form of my real name that very few people know. You can either call me that or anything else, I don't mind! 2. I'd like it if...
    ThatAwkwardPanda ThatAwkwardPanda 13-15 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    I know that it might sound greedy and unplausible, but i want to go on an adventure. An adventure like the ones in stories, tv shows, movies, espacially anime. im mot joking about...
    a1uM1nuM448 a1uM1nuM448 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    why not (these are my favourite 100 that are on my phone, not my favourites overall) 1) About the Future - Yves Klein Blue 2) Ain't No Rest For the Wicked - Cage The Elephant 3...
    emjagrace emjagrace 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    A very hard decision for me but they have to be 1:X Men days of future past 2: Underworld Rise of the Lycans 3: Pirates of the Caribbean at Worlds End 4: Harry Potter and The...
    TargetAimShootKill TargetAimShootKill 13-15, F Aug 5

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    I sent my science teacher a message in a inappropriate manner December 2013. I cared about him emotionally I'm asexual but I told him in that message things that I can never fix...
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    Normal means you are unable to live a life and be yourself. The ones you hang around change this perspective for you greatly. I crave a unique life. I don't want the ideal white...
    pinkk44 pinkk44 16-17, F 43 mins ago

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    “It's being here now that's important. There's no past and there's no future. Time is a very misleading thing. All there is ever, is the now. We can gain experience from the past...
    kingbs kingbs 18-21, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Here goes... 1. My full name is Stephanie Dawn Wayland 2. I'm married 3. My maiden name is Pearcey 4. I'm 21 years old 5. My birthday is on 2/7/93 6. I'm 5ft 5 7. I have blue eyes...
    stephiwayland stephiwayland 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    I Know everybody think I am to young to have child but I don't . It's just something in my heart that wouldn't go away and I don't want it to go away it's actually encourage me to...
    DajahCarter DajahCarter 16-17, F 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    The title says it all, I'm lonely and want to meet another Ab/Dl, a girl. My age is a little high, I'm actually 17 but say its 25 so I can see adult content. Any who, I do want to...
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    I shouted at my parents. I feel like I was a Monster. I feel extremely bad about it and it is not that first time. I want to stop it. I want to be affectionate and talk to my...
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    The New Equal Rights Law (A Dream I Have) Part 5 Janice introduced me to the president of the company (Paul). [P] Karen, I've talked with HR and Janice and I understand that...
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    Senior in high school and while I should be looking at colleges going out with friends I'm at home with my 1 month old son. And hanging out with friends is the least if my worries...
    Dianakr11 Dianakr11 18-21, F 5 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    I want to become a Neurologist. In 2008, I almost lost my mom to hematoma which is a blood clot in the brain. Her surgery saved her life. My fiancé has Multiple Sclerosis...
    roselani2005 roselani2005 26-30, F 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    ​I've been single for quite a while now. I don't want a serious relationship, not yet anyway, I just want a casual girlfriend. Someone to be close to, go out and do things with...
    TheScientis7 TheScientis7 18-21, T 13 hrs ago

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    I want to be tied up tightly like where is can't move at all. Big toes tied back where I can't scrunch my toes to protect the sensitive spot at the base of my toes. Maybe even...
    thatdrizzygrl thatdrizzygrl 26-30, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    1. I liked the movie "Steel Magnolias" there, I said it. 2. My eyes seem to change colors between varying shades of blue and green. 3. I love music. But, when I listen, I get so...
    ludix ludix 41-45, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    I want someone who won't care that I'm incapable of sitting still. Someone who won't mind that I can't grasp the concept of cleaning. An that I refuse to be the most ladylike...
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 16-17, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I want to meet a girl who loves me for who I am and doesn't care what anyone thinks. I want a girl who isn't scared to be herself. I want a girl to love who loves me in return...
    confusedandcomplicated5 confusedandcomplicated5 16-17, F 4 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I have hated myself for about 6 years now. I have hated the world for about 4 years. I hate the way people treat each other. I Always "treat people the way I'd like to be treated...
    Smithsfan Smithsfan 18-21, F 9 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I can go a couple days almost enjoying my life then comes that feeling of me wanting to give up on EVERYTHING, school, work, life etc. When this feeling hits me it hits hard I just...
    dezy2be dezy2be 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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