I Want to Be An Evil Genius and Take Over the World

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    i will rule. those who assist will be granted

    governorship over select territories.... ;)
    Llyz Llyz
    36-40, F
    Oct 2, 2015
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    1 Response Mar 5, 2015

    Wow.....just the thought of that,

    it is amazing already. But did you watch Megamind? (Maybe I wrote the title wrong,) But he still got bored even he did own the whole city. So what's the point.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 20, 2015

    I'm already evil, I just need to work on the

    genius part of the plan. It'll take time, but with my cat by my side, as much trusted side kick, I am sure to succeed. Currently recruiting evil henchmen, please contact me for further information. Please be advised I am an equal opportunities employer, therefore I will be...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jul 21, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 8, 2015
    Overdrive18 Overdrive18
    18-21, M
    1 Response Mar 6, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 21, 2015

    Take over the world by kittehs!

    😼😸 All of you willz fallz under ze kitteh rule... *strokes whiskers* Ooo look a laser..
    DoorMattress DoorMattress
    16-17, M
    1 Response Jun 8, 2015

    Haha :), it would certainly be fun,

    to sit around all day and hatch dastardly plots while uniting your hands and fingers in a fashion not entirely unlike Mr. Burns from the Simpsons ;).
    Axelerator3000 Axelerator3000
    22-25, M
    Mar 18, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 5, 2015
    Emsickles Emsickles
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jul 19, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 12, 2015

    WANTED: Minions for global domination Working

    Conditions: Horrendous Pay: You get to listen to me do a maniacal laugh Apply Below.
    D3adpan D3adpan
    18-21, M
    Mar 5, 2015
    nerdybirdy1224 nerdybirdy1224
    13-15, F
    1 Response Oct 2, 2015

    If anyone knows how to build a hydrogen bomb

    mail me at: evil.german@worldtakeover.now [Please note that I am not serious]
    DaGermanator DaGermanator
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Oct 4, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 23, 2015

    I want to make you all my slaves.

    I'm just kidding I love you all :)
    charlie41088 charlie41088
    26-30, M
    1 Response Mar 6, 2015
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