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I Want To Be Gunged

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    When I was young, I thought the idea of gunging

    was funny as long as me or my favourite celebrities were not splattered; basically laughing at other peoples messy misfortune. Now I'm obsessed with it. I think it's the viscosity of the gunge, the vast range of colours and the amount of mess it can make that's what fuelled my...
    mrmassive1990 mrmassive1990 22-25 2 Responses Mar 28

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    Have custard and baked beans in my bag.

    An hour or so to kill. What to do next ? Think I'll change into old pants, fill them with the beans whilst I get the bath tub ready for the custard bit. All over startling at the top of course.
    NeilT NeilT 41-45, M 1 Response May 11

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    Gungeds Me

    Is there any one on her how wood like to pie an gungeds me four fun i in brighton so let me no an we can go from ther
    Bowley37 Bowley37 36-40, M Nov 5, 2013

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    Glorious Gunge

    I love gunge but only if its thick & gooey & really covers you, none of that watery stuff that looks like u just had a shower. I would totally volunteer to be gunged for any fundraising event or if someone just wanted to gunge me. I used to watch Noels house party with all the...
    Messy74 Messy74 36-40, F 7 Responses Sep 22, 2012

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    So where I am, its been really hot

    and humid. I immediately thought of my planned gunging. Basically this weather would be "good" for the food I would gunge myself with all over my spandex. I would essentially leave the food outside to go bad quickly. What I would probably leave outside is dairy and fish. Also in...
    mrmassive1990 mrmassive1990 22-25 Jun 9

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    Gunge In Lincolnshire And Cambridgeshire

    im a 21 year old cross dresser looking for my next victim to gunge. i would like you to be dressed like a lady (wig dress tights and high heels)
    messycindy messycindy 22-25, M 4 Responses Nov 18, 2013

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    Want To Get Messy

    Hi, I'm a 18 year old male from West Midlands, I want to find a person male or female (aged for 18-25) to get messy with, I'm willing to travel! Message me to chat please!!! Really am desperate for this!!!!
    Messylad1234 Messylad1234 18-21, M 3 Responses Sep 16, 2013

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    Is there anyone from Essex England

    that can gunge me! I need to do it because my friend asked my to do it for his website! If you message me if you're interested! You will be pouring the gunge over me or holding the camera :)
    Justme987 Justme987 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 7

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    Ever since I was a child watching Live &

    Kicking, GYOB, Noels House Party I have always wanted to be gunged and have the feeling of it running down over my head, hope someone can help :)
    gungysuffolkguy gungysuffolkguy 26-30, M 5 Responses Feb 4

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    Arrytownsend Arrytownsend 36-40, M 2 Responses May 16

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    Just wish someone would slime me

    and humiliate me with ANYTHING messy expecailly just regular slime and gunge
    Darktitan Darktitan 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 30

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    I 'd do that. It's obviously messy do

    as long as no objections to it I'd ***** to have it done.
    pardax pardax 13-15, M May 10

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    Children In Need Gunging

    As you may all know children in need is coming soon im up for anything messy to do for it any ideas I would welcome.
    mudwellies mudwellies 22-25, M Oct 30, 2012

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    Since my last posting,

    I've been looking a how I could go about having my gunging experience. I said I would wear tight Lycra, I might have found the perfect outfit, I've researched types of gunge and have an idea of what my mixture would be. As I mentioned in my previous post, I would add toothpaste...
    mrmassive1990 mrmassive1990 22-25 Apr 22

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    So I've been thinking about my gunging,

    I've outlined in my previous posts how I would go about doing it. I've been looking for some inspiration and it's occurred to me that the type of gunge session I want is similar to the cliché of Japanese game shows, that being a combination of gunge, spandex and total...
    mrmassive1990 mrmassive1990 22-25 May 11

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    warriormaiden17 warriormaiden17 16-17, F 3 Responses Jun 4

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    So I was in a health food shop with my dad

    and happened to come across a jar of molasses. About 10 jars of that and packets of Xanthan Gum, I think I've found myself some gunge.
    mrmassive1990 mrmassive1990 22-25 1 Response Jul 11

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    I Want To Be Gunged Too!

    I'm planning on gunging myself. Please fill out my poll athttp://www.misterpoll.com/polls/515643Thanks!
    gungeguy98 gungeguy98 13-15 Feb 8, 2011

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    I Did It!

    As you all know I'm desperate to find a gunging partner and I'm still looking with no luck yet! I recently gunged myself, living with a family it's hard to get that time to yourself! My parents were out all weekend and with my brother working all day I decided, this is the time...
    Messylad1234 Messylad1234 18-21, M 4 Responses Nov 4, 2013

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    I love the idea of somebody gunging me,

    I ordered some online and have gunged myself a couple of times and loved it!
    Tom647580 Tom647580 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 7

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    Hello I am mid 30s and from the Berkshire area

    of the UK. I love anything to do with barefeet and pretty much anything messy. I have been gunged a little before mostly with a bit of custard or chocolate sauce in the shower. If there is anyone out there would would like to gunge me fully then I am more than willing...
    barefootben barefootben 31-35, M Feb 5

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    Still Searching...

    Hey, I'm still on the look out for a person who wants to have a gunging session. I'm open to anything and really need to find a parter of any sex and age to gunge me. West Midlands area would e brilliant x
    Messylad1234 Messylad1234 18-21, M 2 Responses Oct 7, 2013

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           I was

    thinking about trying to gunge myself with some food, so that I could get a good idea of a gunging, before I tried the natrosol. So I thought I could start of with some jelly, then try cheese sauce (because it gets stringy). I would also go for something sticky like water icing...
    mrmassive1990 mrmassive1990 22-25 Jun 26

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    Best Gunge Ever

    I had such a great gunge experience today, the purple natrosol I ordered arrived so I decided to get nice and messy, I wore some tight shorts this time as a good friend suggested it, I now have gunge bob square pants pants upstairs, the gunge was so thick and inviting and it all...
    cloud83 cloud83 26-30, M 9 Responses Mar 7, 2013

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    I am new to this but I want to try and get really messy. I would love to get some tips and ideas. I want it to be a messy gameshow kind of thing. All suggestions welcome
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