I Want to Be Late For My Funeral

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    Want to Drive a Cute, Small Car?

    Here's a Smart Car.......Cute Huh?   Below is a photo of a wreck in Jefferson Parish, LA (near New Orleans ) between two trucks and a Smart Car.   At least the driver lived... Don't know how but he lived
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    11 Responses Aug 22, 2009


    I want to show up late for my own funeral and watch as some people pass out from shock.  I know Silver01TA will be so relieved I am alive that he won't hold it against me long.  I wonder how many people that faked their friendship with me would show up.  Can you...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Jan 28, 2009

    Fashionably Late

    This plan is for the benefit of all my friends who say I'm crazy because I believe in ghosts. On the day of my funeral, I plan to pay them a little visit in my spirit body. I will make sure I am a good fifteen minutes late and make the loudest, most disruptive grand entrance...
    ladyzantorian ladyzantorian
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Feb 28, 2012

    I Am Perpetually Late - For Everything

    It truly would not shock me if I would be late for my funeral. I am always always late. I almost chose this as my nick for this site, since truly I am always late, but I didn't. Even when I try to arrive early, I am either usually on time or late. 
    NeopolitanSkye NeopolitanSkye
    36-40, F
    1 Response Feb 29, 2012

    I Will Be Late!

    Well I plan on dying stupid, so I may as well be late too. Why not just rectify the coming events I say? Knowing my luck, I'll turn up 30 minutes, and the rest of the fukkers will be late.. typical left waiting as per usual. Who knows, they might even get the wrong day too...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    Aug 17, 2010

    Suggestions For You Box

    Suggested I should join the I AM Anorexic group.
    LilAnnie LilAnnie
    56-60, F
    6 Responses Oct 30, 2009
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