I Want to Be Like Woody Allen

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    Bananas

    Bananas was on today
    readnwritewithwine readnwritewithwine
    31-35, M
    Nov 7, 2007

    That Reminds Me of a Story...

    The reason I want to be like Woody Allen circa 1975 is that he seemed so witty and intelligent and beamed down from the movie screen as the resident philosopher of New York, specifically Manhattan, if you want to be technical - the corner of 8th and Broadway in the alley next to...
    readnwritewithwine readnwritewithwine
    31-35, M
    1 Response Oct 27, 2007

    A Kafka-esque Experience

    I tried to get a Masters in Disappointment at Columbia, but the professor told me not to get my hopes up.
    readnwritewithwine readnwritewithwine
    31-35, M
    1 Response Nov 2, 2007

    Chess...

    I was never any good at chess; The only way I could win was by spreading dissent amongst the other players pawns. I would hand them copies of the Communist manifesto and stage rallys... Finally he would have to shoot squads of his own men for sedition.
    readnwritewithwine readnwritewithwine
    31-35, M
    Nov 3, 2007
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