Personal Stories, Advice, and Support
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. ~Bill Maher
You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping. ~Cindy Crawford
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
There is a special place in hell for women who do not help other women. ~Madeleine K. Albright
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace. ~Marianne Williamson, "A Woman's...
I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. ~Ogden Nash
Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Nicole Hollander
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte Whitton
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. ~Laurence J. Peter
it's for and about women. I can't go into much detail but it's my love of women &of being feminine that inspired me. As much as I genuinely love men, I love women as well. I am hetero although I've had some great kisses &'light' sensual experiences with girls. Maybe I'm not as...
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. ~Arnold Haultain
The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. ~Ellery Queen
Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble. ~"Doctor Leon," drleons.com
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown
The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself. ~Elizabeth Metcalf
and I wanted to celebrate words of wisdom spoken by the beautiful Lupita Nyong'o:“My mother would say to me, ‘You can’t eat beauty. It doesn't feed you.’ Those words bothered me; I didn’t really understand them until finally I realised that beauty...
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. ~Carrie Snow
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown
PS: Not this chick!!!
To be female, is to be beautiful--end of story.
Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner
Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. ~Oscar Wilde