I Want to Choke My Co-workers

For all of us out there that have this ONE person (or maybe 5 or 6) that you simply can't seem to get along with. 85 People

    New Meaning to Going Postal ....

    This office echos like no other office I've been in.  You can hear a mouse fart in here!!  I also have to type some while here.  My keyboard has a squeeky space bar, which drives my co-worker in the next office simply batty!  He's FOREVER commenting about how...
    zencricket zencricket
    31-35, F
    1 Response Apr 18, 2007


    Co-workers,Lazy bastards,Wouldn't you love?If you could,Choke 'em,They wouldn't be missed!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Dec 3, 2011

    Glad She's Not Here Today ...

    ...yet still, her emails warrant a thorough throttling. Why, oh why is this woman so insufferable? Being 50 with a master's degree does not make you qualified for every job in the building. Please, stop telling us all what to do, and how to do it, and not listening, and being...
    ObliviousPunk ObliviousPunk
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Oct 3, 2011

    Rude And Obtuse Trainer

    I work with someone that is a trainer in our company. We had to somewhat collaborate on a project that actually required their complete understanding of the process, which they reused to do. This person barely listens or pays attention and then gets pissed off the minute things...
    momof3yahoos momof3yahoos
    41-45, F
    1 Response Oct 1, 2013

    Not All of Them....

    There are two in particular that I want to kill on a regular basis. #1 - Tells everyone constantly that he is a paramedic and thinks that elevates him to god status. He also begins half of his statements with "I'm not a racist but...." or "I'm not a sexist but...
    eyes eyes
    31-35, F
    14 Responses Aug 16, 2008

    Two Employees That I Cannot Stand

    I joined this group to b*tch about this one co-worker or two, but I have decided that they are not worth my time.
    SisterGoldenHair SisterGoldenHair
    22-25, F
    Aug 4, 2008

    I have this one co-worker

    that wines all the time. We work in the health care field which is very demanding. It's shift work but we knew that before we took the job. Well she goes on and on about how she has a family and kids she needs to spend time with and work just excepts to much of her. She never...
    lover4life33 lover4life33
    36-40, F
    1 Response Mar 13, 2014

    How Many Times Have I Found This To Be True?

    Not so much today, at my current job. But at previous jobs?  Most definitely.  When I worked at XS Cargo (a discount warehouse), my manager was a big bully and put-down artist.  Arrggghhhh!!  Then there was my last job before my current one, at a gas station convenience...
    UnderEli UnderEli
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Aug 15, 2012

    At My Last Job

    At my last job there were some co-workers, I could've choked, Lazy as hell, always been carried, it's not on.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    1 Response Dec 3, 2011

    I Have Visions

    Choking? Maybe.  But,  I have had mental images of jumping over the desk & stabbing her repeatedly in the face with my pen.  My counselor tells me I should look for a new job.
    darlene darlene
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Oct 1, 2007

    Tired of the "Holier Than Thou" Attitude!

    I have two female co-workers, which happen to be the only other females here. One is extremely dominant in personality and very rude and bossy, always trying to barge her opinions in as the only way. The other one is more "sneaky" about it, and says things in a way...
    swtmom0200 swtmom0200
    26-30, F
    1 Response Sep 16, 2009


    It's the deliberate lying and deceit that drives me totally insane. It goes like this ... avoid doing your job then claim people who do theirs have ****** up everything. It's just taking a shot from the cheap seats but its awfully destructive. In modern business there's damn...
    pwa666 pwa666
    56-60, M
    Sep 27, 2012

    Just a Quick Note...

    It's about to be another Monday. I will go into work where I get along with most everyone on the entire floor. I just can't stand the one who (normally) sits behind me. Of all the ladies I work with, she refuses to consider another view might possibly be right, refuses actual...
    FluidMind FluidMind
    31-35, M
    May 12, 2008

    I Mean For Real

    That's why I'm self employed. lol If I wasn't working for myself I'd probably have a assult charge or 2. lol
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia
    41-45, M
    5 Responses Oct 7, 2007

    How Stupid Are They!?

    Seriously, I have to run the supermarket on my own a lot of the time and I just cannot believe how stupid some of my co-workers are. They lack a gene called common sense!! I feel like I have to babysit them, honestly they are like a bunch of Forest Gumps on sleeping tablets they...
    31-35, F
    1 Response Oct 7, 2007
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