I Want to Create An Ass-hole Hall of Fame

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    While Your At It

    I nominate Bill O'Rielly and Sean Hannity for me. These 2 need a spot. And please dont forget Terrell Owens.
    freeflowing freeflowing
    26-30, M
    Jun 22, 2009

    A Justified Prize?

    I typically vote repubilican. That alone should get me my own plaque in here. But I certainly do differ with many of my fellow voting brethen regarding the recent announcement that President Obama will be awarded the Nobel Peace prize. I may not have voted for him, but I...
    RichieRich78 RichieRich78
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Nov 2, 2009

    The Greatest of All Slime

    Drum roll please... #1 on my list, Bernard Madoff. 150 years, guess he's not getting out anytime soon. Sucks to be him.
    RachelR RachelR
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jun 29, 2009

    A Medecine Company Distributed Products Confirmed to Have Been Infected With Aids to People In the Hopes of Making Profit

    http://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/22/business/2-paths-of-bayer-drug-in-80-s-riskier-one-steered-overseas.html?sec=health
    MaybeAMonster MaybeAMonster
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jul 14, 2009

    Can I Elect My Boyfriend??

    yeah yeah i know i'm being redundant & u guys r prolly tired of hearing me make jokes about my mean ol boyfriend...sorrry     but, yeah can i still elect him>>??  PUH LEASE?
    kylae77 kylae77
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Jun 22, 2009

    UK Companies Tried to Use Brazil As a Dumping Ground For Hazardous Waste

    See the link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8155082.stm
    MaybeAMonster MaybeAMonster
    26-30, M
    Jul 17, 2009

    Shouldn't That Be Hall of Infamy?

    I nominate **** Cheney. No surprise there then!
    cyberkitty cyberkitty
    18-21
    Jun 22, 2009

    Idk I just wanted to write something.

    ....I haven't been since school started.
    jellohellomello jellohellomello
    13-15, F
    Nov 21, 2014

    Besides My First Bf, the First Vote Is..

    Chris brown ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jun 20, 2009

    I Nominate...

    george bush d ick cheney everyone that has ever been on american idol  
    atasteforsuffering atasteforsuffering
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jun 21, 2009

    Revenge Is Best Served Cold

    This would be fun...because I can think of more than one person that would belong in this catagory!!!!
    JesusIsMyHomie JesusIsMyHomie
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 26, 2009

    I'd Like to Nominate Kanye West

    What a jerk that guy is - to steal the spotlight of Taylor Swift!
    WayCoolJr WayCoolJr
    51-55, M
    Sep 15, 2009

    I'd Also Like to Nominate

    anyone or tortures or kills animals, especially those bastards in China who skin dogs and cats alive!!!! abortionists ae pretty low too drug dealers child molesters    
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jun 20, 2009

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