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I Want to Date a Lobster

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 28 People

    I want to date a Female Lobster.

    I hear they're Hot!
    pepiniux pepiniux 46-50, M Jun 4, 2015

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 13, 2015

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    Hahahaha

    okay what was going through over9000's mind when they started this group?     anyway i want to date a lobster because he would be very mature or just plain old lol. and you never know when the munchies will hit :P
    luckypickle luckypickle 26-30 13 Responses Aug 3, 2009

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    Lol!seriously

    U guys are too funny,And the group has 18 members,LMAO,I guess it could be worse,like i want to date a cactus,i hurt just thinking of it!lol
    1prettygirl 1prettygirl 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 28, 2012

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    I Love Mr Pinchy

     Googled it Pinchy appeared in 'Lisa gets an A'Anyhow Homer J adopts a lobster, who he can't bring to kill. Everyone else see's Pinchy as a vicious ugly 'alien' but this is how Homer sees him (hope pic will paste). Love the closing scene where Pinchy has been...
    Sean8342 Sean8342 41-45, M 2 Responses Jan 17, 2010

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    Ummm... Yeah... Sure

    Hey I didn't create this group, but it appears that the girl who did actually created it as a goal, so I'm currently the only member.  She also wants to date a lobster that's a genius.  But you should check out her profile.  Particularly how she has her experiences...
    pooge pooge 41-45, F 4 Responses Sep 30, 2007

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    I've reached out to a lot of ladies over the years around me even on these social sites asking them out on dates to test the chemistry and see if there is a connection we can build...
    niceguycursed niceguycursed 31-35, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I went on my first date with a man as a woman. It went wonderful. We met at the restaurant it as very nice. We talked about everything but mostly about work since we are both...
    LittleDebbieCD LittleDebbieCD 31-35, T 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Friday night is date night... Well Netflix date night I should say. Going to go shopping, get goodies, chill on the sofa with my duvet and watch a few episodes of American Horror...
    Jenezebel Jenezebel 26-30, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I went out on a date with a guy from online once. We had been talking for a few weeks before the date. Well, he let his freak flag fly that night. We were at a pizza place and...
    perfectpolly perfectpolly 26-30, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    nothing worked out still. is there any body ready for a date
    arunmax arunmax 36-40, M a week ago

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    I am with the love of my life. In 2002 we were good friends, then dated each other for a while, fell in love, only for us to get into a huge argument, part and go our separate...
    MartiniMagic MartiniMagic 36-40, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    It's been four years I went for proper date. After a bad breakup I stayed single for all these years and only now I came across someone. Hope for a movie date on this weekend...
    heman2887 heman2887 26-30 1 Response Feb 2

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    Yeah, i hope i could date with some pregnant woman. A beautiful one of course. But, the thing i gonna write isn't about it. I just wanna share my thought about my 'maiesiophilia' a...
    Izhary Izhary 22-25, M Feb 2

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    About 2 weeks ago I had a date with a guy I met over the internet (he's 37 years old, I'm 36). The guy seemed to be really into me, as he kept me talking until 7 a.m. although I...
    lcd5 lcd5 31-35 Feb 2

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    I want someone who will tell me they love me, who will call me cute little nicknames or even just babe or baby, I want someone who will hold my hand or put their arm around me...
    IWillGo IWillGo 18-21, F 5 Responses Feb 2

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    I never want to have children. For some people it seems like an impossible concept that a female does not to mother children. It is an individual choice, some women want to have...
    moonlightflower moonlightflower 22-25, F Feb 1

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    I have had too many bad dates... this one has been a few years ago. I was meeting up with some guy I'd met online, like a complete idiot. I was a starving college student whose...
    TheVegemite TheVegemite 26-30 3 Responses Jan 31

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    Not sure if this is the best category or not? But I want to go on a "date" because my wife cheated on me and now it is my turn to have some fun!
    1980scott 1980scott 31-35, M Jan 30

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    Here's how to spot it!1. You feel on-edge around this person, but you still want them to like you. You find yourself writing off most of their questionable behavior as accidental...
    Grace2U Grace2U 66-70, F 2 Responses Jan 29

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    A real date. A proper date. Not this Netflix and chill bullshit. I'm not talking about a fancy candlelight dinner. I'm not asking for the guy to spend anything either. A walk in...
    glassbonespaperskin glassbonespaperskin 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 29

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    I would live to date someone finding that someone is the hard thing.
    geminigirl54 geminigirl54 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 28

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    I don't care what happens at the end of our date,(though I really love hugs) I just want to get to know you better. Sometimes that takes several dates. It's all good.
    Sinjintiger Sinjintiger 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 28

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    ..... pfft.... I'm so sick of seeing women complain "are there any good guys out there?" but none of them ever respond to my emails when I try messaging them. So, please just SHUT...
    Mossonarock Mossonarock 41-45, M Jan 28

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    So recap on the earlier situation. I'm not best at second chances but I took the time I needed and perhaps I overreacted on the situation. I think I hurt his feelings because he...
    Prettyinpink33 Prettyinpink33 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 27

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    Is it a thing that happens on a regular basis here ? The looking for a date conversation? Just wanting to know what to be prepared for. There are sites to get dates on. Just saying...
    Dw1076 Dw1076 46-50, F 7 Responses Jan 27

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    I need people's opinion here... I went on a date. It went well I believe because we met for drinks, sat for 3 hours and talked. It was supposed to be all innocent and I did have...
    Stella517 Stella517 26-30, F Jan 26

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    so there's this couple that me and my boyfriend know and we usually double date with them and or hangout with them. Well, today the girlfriend just dropped it on me, when we were...
    AugustOlvera AugustOlvera 18-21, F Jan 26

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    I dated this one guy for about 3 or 4 years, but I broke up with him, since we didn't hang out enough. I later dated another guy, but we were just friends, so it didn't work out...
    snowkat6 snowkat6 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 25

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    Jan 26. Who has my date? Does anyone have the same date as I do?
    faithfulmanforalady faithfulmanforalady 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 21

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    had the most wonderful date that we've been needing in a long time. we double dated with another couple and had such a great time.
    vergeofdistruction vergeofdistruction 31-35, M 2 Responses Jan 21

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    Okay so this is how it goes. I have fallen for my best friend. I am in love with her. We just met some 8 months ago. But we became really close, REALLY fast. When we met she had a...
    GuybrushThreepwood455 GuybrushThreepwood455 18-21, M 2 Responses Jan 21

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    There are numerous older men in the world who are single and seeking someone special in their life. For all such men, AgeMeet.com has been created as a reliable online platform to...
    kimcc11aa kimcc11aa 26-30, F Jan 20

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    There are numerous older men in the world who are single and seeking someone special in their life. For all such men, AgeMeet.com has been created as a reliable online platform to...
    kimcc11aa kimcc11aa 26-30, F Jan 20

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    There are numerous older men in the world who are single and seeking someone special in their life. For all such men, AgeMeet.com has been created as a reliable online platform to...
    kimcc11aa kimcc11aa 26-30, F Jan 20

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    There are numerous older men in the world who are single and seeking someone special in their life. For all such men, AgeMeet.com has been created as a reliable online platform to...
    kimcc11aa kimcc11aa 26-30, F Jan 20

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    I am 24 years old and iv have never been on a real date ever, i have never been asked to dinner,but maybe someday I will be
    howlergirl18 howlergirl18 22-25, F 6 Responses Jan 16