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I Want to Date a Lobster

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    I Love Mr Pinchy

     Googled it Pinchy appeared in 'Lisa gets an A'Anyhow Homer J adopts a lobster, who he can't bring to kill. Everyone else see's Pinchy as a vicious ugly 'alien' but this is how Homer sees him (hope pic will paste). Love the closing scene where Pinchy has been...
    Sean8342 Sean8342 41-45, M 2 Responses Jan 17, 2010

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    Hahahaha

    okay what was going through over9000's mind when they started this group?     anyway i want to date a lobster because he would be very mature or just plain old lol. and you never know when the munchies will hit :P
    luckypickle luckypickle 26-30 13 Responses Aug 3, 2009

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    Lol!seriously

    U guys are too funny,And the group has 18 members,LMAO,I guess it could be worse,like i want to date a cactus,i hurt just thinking of it!lol
    1prettygirl 1prettygirl 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 28, 2012

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    Ummm... Yeah... Sure

    Hey I didn't create this group, but it appears that the girl who did actually created it as a goal, so I'm currently the only member.  She also wants to date a lobster that's a genius.  But you should check out her profile.  Particularly how she has her experiences...
    pooge pooge 41-45, F 4 Responses Sep 30, 2007

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