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I Want to Date a Lobster

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    Lol!seriously - U guys are too funny,And the group has 18 members,LMAO,I guess it could be worse,like i want to date a cactus,i hurt just thinking of it!lol
    1prettygirl 1prettygirl 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 28, 2012

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    Ummm... Yeah... Sure - Hey I didn't create this group, but it appears that the girl who did actually created it as a goal, so I'm currently the only member.  She also wants to...
    pooge pooge 41-45, F 4 Responses Sep 30, 2007

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    Hahahaha - okay what was going through over9000's mind when they started this group?     anyway i want to date a lobster because he would be very mature or just plain...
    luckypickle luckypickle 26-30 13 Responses Aug 3, 2009

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    I Love Mr Pinchy -  Googled it Pinchy appeared in 'Lisa gets an A'Anyhow Homer J adopts a lobster, who he can't bring to kill. Everyone else see's Pinchy as a vicious ugly...
    Sean8342 Sean8342 41-45, M 2 Responses Jan 17, 2010

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