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I Want to Die Fighting a Velociraptor

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 19 People

    Is This What Ep Has Become?

    ok, first of all, i am NOT going to take my eyes off that velociraptor when in crisis and dial 1-800-273-8255 or 1-800-784-2433. i'm going to fight... but DIE fighting? is this what we have become? are we that caught up in our simpering anguish, that we cannot even contemplate...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists
    36-40, F
    1 Response Oct 21, 2012

    Quick Death

    I think I would have a chance against one raptor, if i had a sword or sharp spear. I know the theory of how to kill a charging grizzly bear. I think I win over raptor. Johnlava 1, raptor 0.
    johnlava johnlava
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Dec 16, 2012

    Or a Tribe of Crazed Cannibals

    I've had some near death experiences, and any one of them would have been a lame way to go out. I'd rather be eaten by dinosaurs than wind up in a nursing home--I would be making history!! Besides, all that good people meat would be going to waste rotting in the ground like that...
    LucidDementia LucidDementia
    18-21, F
    May 12, 2008

    Not Anytime Soon

    But when I'm old and had a fulfilling life and am ready to go. This is how I want to. Fo' sho'. Mmm, velociraptors are scary...
    JonFurniss JonFurniss
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 18, 2008


    Hell no, I want to fight the damn Velociraptor and win...screw that dying stuff!! As Samual Fuller said, "Survival is the only glory in war." Besides dying will screw up my goal of living forever!! LOL
    cosmiccowboy cosmiccowboy
    61-65, M
    Jan 9, 2013

    Or Ninjas

     I think it'd be pretty awesome if my obituary would someday read "he died the way he lived... fighting ninjas." lol Hopefully as a ghost I'd retain my sense of humor.
    AppleJelle AppleJelle
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jan 23, 2009
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