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    justjudyblue2 justjudyblue2
    36-40, F
    Apr 20, 2008

    Tempting

    I'm trying to stop myself from going to the kitchen to salvage myself up my very own pancake. But it's so tempting! Darn you mapleman!! I'm hungry now.
    Luangi Luangi
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    5 Responses Jan 27, 2008

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