I Want to Figure Out the Male Mind

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    The Funniest Story Ever Told

    The Daily Telegraph claims they know the funniest story ever told.  Huh?  I think its another example of a  male thing.  The most I could manage was a wry grin.    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/5169932/Did-Clement-Freud-tell...
    LilAnnie LilAnnie
    56-60, F
    7 Responses Apr 20, 2009

    I Have a Question

     about monogamy.  Do you think that the female brain is wired for monogamy but the male brain is not?  I have been thinking about this for a while now. A lot of my male friends say that if their partners didn't mind, they would have sex with other women.  My...
    apencilfornow apencilfornow
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Mar 9, 2008

    While You People Are Working On It

    Can you let me know why I can't help but laugh and feel proud when I gases my old roomates out of the bathroom back in college I can still do now but my wife makes me pay for it so it is not as fun.( I still feel a little pride though)
    mr4553 mr4553
    36-40, M
    Apr 23, 2009

    Good Luck...

    I can't speak for my other male friends but if you want to take a crack at me, go for it. See if you can figure me out.
    drcynic drcynic
    26-30, M
    16 Responses Apr 21, 2009

    Want to Know

    If me and my boyfriend have different opinions on something, he always answers that I am not a guy so I don't understand. After hearing that so many times I really do want to know how guys think. I would love to know how they feel about certain things. Like why can't a guy pass a...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses Aug 8, 2009

    Me Too - and I Am Male...

    ...and why does it seem that some of us don't have a mind, while others don't mind, and some have a mind of their own?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 21, 2009

    its not complicated how does she treat me how

    does she treat herself how does she treat other people that and how hot you are is what we care about
    moitiemort moitiemort
    31-35, M
    Jan 9, 2015

    I Totally Adore Men

    I mean, not ALL men, you understand, but men in general. I am so totally heterosexual... I love the way men feel, how you talk and walk and carry yourself and smell and smile.... But I have to admit I do NOT always understand you... I just wish sometimes I could figure out...
    SabrinaNYC SabrinaNYC
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Jul 30, 2010

    A Woman Will Do Anything To Please Her Partner

    So all you male communicating don't turn the table on us. Just tell us what you expect from us in love making. If one girl is not able to satisfy you some other would but we need to know what makes you happy. Be very very specific so we don't go around in circles and circles...
    SunnyBelle SunnyBelle
    26-30, F
    17 Responses Mar 17, 2010

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