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I Want To Fuck A Granny

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    Barbara Is Not My Grand Mother....But She Is One Helluva Nice ****.

    I've known Barbara for several years, and most of that we never even thought of ******* each other. We were more friends than anything else. A few weeks ago we were cleaning up afer a political meeting and I knew I was going to have to the bus home because my wife was out was...
    traveler42 traveler42 56-60, M Jul 22, 2013

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    I ****** A Granny

    I met a mature lady called Anne in a pub last year while I was visiting London on business. She had been to a funeral and was in the pub with her husband for a small reception for family and friends of the deceased. I can't remember how we came about to be talking to each other...
    camonbare camonbare 46-50, M 2 Responses Jun 25, 2013

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    My Desire Is To **** As Many Grandmas As I Can Daily

    its all i think about i also wear panties my desire is to **** a grandma every day i love mature women i think there like fine wine better with agei love all types of sex and im always horny wish i could find older women to make love to every day
    robrob420032000 robrob420032000 36-40 4 Responses Apr 25, 2012

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