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I Want to Fuck Avril Lavigne

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    Completely Would

    My first girlfriend (that's going back a couple of years) introduced her to me (sadly not literally), and she's, frankly, stunning. Maybe I'm not an idolising fan of all her songs, but actually she's not a bad singer either.How is it, though, that she seems to look younger now...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 15, 2013

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    I Love Avril

    I am crazy for her I even ********** a lot looking at her pics She has got a sexy whooping *** though not big boobs But still she is sexy I will do anything to get a hold of her *** I even tribute her pics with my *****
    EzioAltair EzioAltair 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 19, 2013

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    I Would Love to **** Avril Lavinge

    I saw her in concert last summer ,she is so beautiful. Her eyes were so dark with eyeshadow ,her lips were red, black fingernails,so nice. She ran all around the stage ,waving to everyone. I wanted to jump on stage. She gets me so hot and I 'm generally not attracted to girls. I...
    jillian222 jillian222 56-60, T Jul 5, 2009

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    Not Just Her *****...

    She has feet to die for...  But being kinda on the Goth side, she doesn't show them off much...
    pamperurft pamperurft 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 4, 2009

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