I Want To Get Stuck In An Elevator With Walken And Goldblum

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    Walken Kills Me

     and I think I could hang on Goldblum's lips for a week....
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 4, 2011

    Goldblum

    Close your eyes.  Channel the voice of Goldblum. Can you hear him?   Ah.....so..... Dreamscape: A dark room, shadows hide the recesses.   A small fire glows in the hearth.  You are seated, cozy, on the floor before the flames and Jeff...
    LilAnnie LilAnnie
    56-60, F
    1 Response Apr 26, 2010

    Lucky Girl!

    Jeff reassures Parker Posey.  He had forgotten to warn her about his influence on eggs.   Apparently, the sensation of the drop caused some consternation!    
    LilAnnie LilAnnie
    56-60, F
    Apr 27, 2010

    He's Messing With My Head.

    Goldblum.  Oh, Goldblum!   Chris doesn't taunt!  Chris is my friend.  YOU!  You will be my downfall......buck buck buck ba.....gaaack!       
    LilAnnie LilAnnie
    56-60, F
    4 Responses Apr 27, 2010

    A Memory I'd Never Forget

    They are both not only talented but intelligent. I can only imagine the fascinating conversations we could have,.
    projectingexperience projectingexperience
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Jun 2, 2010

    What An Unusual Thought....

    I  may have been in denial all this time.  I've wasted my life looking at these darn DateWealthyMen sites or SciConnect. This may be what I have wanted all along.  It may even be the reason for my profound sexless depression! I think I'll think about this...
    AyeAye AyeAye
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Apr 27, 2010

    Obssessed

    Okay I admit it....I am obssessed with Walken, but I didn't use to. I used to find him creepy because he quite frankly has that look about him. But something happened that changed that...that thing was the Nostalgia Critic's top 11 Most Awkward Christopher Walken moments...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13
    22-25, M
    Apr 9, 2013
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