There are people on EP who very badly need a virtual enemy. But they are not Friends, or people I admire in any way. Also, my preferred insertion point is not the anus, real or virtual. It is their minds that need flushing out, deconstipating.
I had received enemas growing up but the ones mom gave me were quick with no frills if you know my meaning. However, I would go to see my Aunt a couple of days a week to do odd jobs and keep things up for her. She was never married, and was a nurse. At about age 16 I...
Yeah - you know it.
OOOHHH TEHYASLAVEGIRL - You'll have to peal those off hun!
BCJ - we know you're an international man.. but are't the Tats a bit much?
THEREALWOMAN - Where have you been hiding...