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I Want To Give My Ep Friends A Virtual Enema

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    Most Of Them Are Full Of *it.

    Yeah - you know it.     ANDREWPENNEY'S ***:   OOOHHH TEHYASLAVEGIRL - You'll have to peal those off hun!     BCJ - we know you're an international man..  but are't the Tats a bit much?   THEREALWOMAN - Where have you been hiding...
    DrewBerry DrewBerry 46-50, F 61 Responses Dec 15, 2009

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    Ready

    I am ready to assume the virtual position for the virtual enema from a virtual woman. When done, will the virtual woman also give me a good virtual spanking, since my pants will already be down?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 22, 2011

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    Not The Anus But To The Mind!

    There are people on EP who very badly need a virtual enemy. But they are not Friends, or people I admire in any way. Also, my preferred insertion point is not the anus, real or virtual. It is their minds that need flushing out, deconstipating.
    consa consa 61-65, M Dec 19, 2011

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    I Want A Virtual Enema

    I love cyber, call it a guilty pleasure, but sometimes it can be so enjoyable and extremely kinky. Having a dominant woman virtually give an enema would be utterly amazing - any volunteers?
    Dlvr1234 Dlvr1234 22-25, M Nov 10, 2010

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    Caught By My Aunt

    I had received enemas growing up but the ones mom gave me were quick with no frills if you know my meaning.  However, I would go to see my Aunt a couple of days a week to do odd jobs and keep things up for her.  She was never married, and was a nurse.  At about age 16 I...
    corbomite666 corbomite666 56-60, M 1 Response Feb 28, 2012

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    Dat Fanie

    meh wad lav ta pway wit em
    yiffingyiff yiffingyiff 18-21 Jan 26, 2010

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