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I Want To Give You A Purple Nurple

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    Deanze Deanze 41-45, M 17 Responses Feb 28, 2011

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    Attention: Wenches - This is Dean's group. And it should be really his honour to post something first.*whispers to Dean*... .The faerie will make up for it next time. *big smile*I...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 23 Responses Feb 27, 2011

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    when you hit rock bottom someone gives you a shovel..
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