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I Want To Give You A Purple Nurple

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    This is Dean's group. And it should be really his honour to post something first.*whispers to Dean*... .The faerie will make up for it next time. *big smile*I saw the purple nurple in comment exchanges in Des' story... of course, with Dean... I read laughing.And just like the...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 8 Responses Feb 27, 2011

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